Jude Law goes to work on ‘Contagion: The Sienna Miller Story’

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These are some new photos of Jude Law on the San Francisco set of Contagion, a film directed by Steven Soderbergh. Don’t ask me what Jude is doing. Considering the film title, my guess is that he’s supposed to be wearing some kind of protective half-suit which enables him to not be touched by the contagion. Or maybe he has the infection…? OMG, is this all about Sienna Miller’s Vadge of Doom?!? I will say this – I appreciate how germs apparently are resistant to cloth pants, because this hazmat suit only seems to be for the top half of the body. Maybe Jude’s dong is so radioactive, “the infection” won’t get near his bottom half? Perhaps the full title of the movie is Contagion: The Sienna Miller Story.

Anyway, the Daily Mail has another story in a continuing theme of “Sienna Miller will literally bone anybody”. Last week, just after Jude and Sienna’s breakup was announced, The Mail claimed that Sienna and Jude split up for various reasons, including her current “Head Drama Queen Of All” status, plus her rumored relationships with various men. In a new story over the weekend, The Mail claims that Sienna has been humping on Tom Sturridge, best known as: A) Robert Pattinson’s best friend, B) the dude Kristen Stewart is trying to bone in an effort to “breakup” Sparkles and Tom, or C) the dude who may have dated Carey Mulligan for a hot second.

Whatever drama there is around Sienna, it doesn’t seem to be affecting Jude, though. Apparently, we are witnessing the new-and-improved, maturing Jude. A source tells the Mail, “The last thing Jude wanted was a media circus. He has flown out to avoid the spotlight and will attend the Oscars alone. He regrets things did not work out with Sienna.” Good for him. That is, good for him until another pregnant chick turns up.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Hollowdoll says:

    BWAAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously! I needed this laugh. Vday + Monday + Monthly visitor = Day from Hell! TMI? woops!

    Or maybe he has the infection…? OMG, is this all about Sienna Miller’s Vadge of Doom?!? I will say this – I appreciate how germs apparently are resistant to cloth pants, because this hazmat suit only seems to be for the top half of the body. Maybe Jude’s dong is so radioactive, “the infection” won’t get near his bottom half? Perhaps the full title of the movie is Contagion: The Sienna Miller Story.

  2. Darla says:

    The idea is to protect from anything airborn. However, tyvek suits are the regular suit of choice. A more uncomfortable dress apparatus has never been invented.

    And even that would not protect from that seething petri dish of mutant STD’s known as Sienna Miller.

    I also agree, he screws somewhat (very) indiscriminately, so it’s just a matter of tme before something turns up.

  3. brin says:

    Love the title!

  4. anti says:

    loving the return of “vadge of doom”!

  5. Rita says:

    It’s San Fransico Dong-Spa Haute Couture.

  6. Droll says:

    She’s probably drunk-texting Balthazar Getty right about now….

  7. Jess says:

    Sturridge is gay that’s why he is never seen being intimate with a woman. Carey used him not to appear heartbroken after her split with Shia and Sturridge needed the publicity and to stop the gay rumours around him and Pattinson.

  8. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    I’ll have his baby!

  9. original kate says:

    if the rumors about jude are true then maybe he should get one of those transparent cubes for his wang.

  10. sapphire says:

    HAHAHAHAHA-Priceless pictures and text!

  11. Quest says:

    New Movie Title:

    Exposed below enemy lines – the Law’s of contradictions

    - Staring Jude Law

  12. Camille says:

    LOL@ the article title :lol: , love it.

    Aww Jude, I’ll still have you. :D

  13. Roma says:

    @Jess: I’ve heard the gay rumours about Tom as well.

    It wouldn’t shock me to hear that Rob and Kristen were bearding for each other; Kristen always looked way more into Dakota Fanning.

  14. Jeannified says:

    I want that brown leather purse and matching boots that the girl behind him is wearing!

  15. REALIST says:

    Love the haz-mat suit. Of course, I’ve never seen one even remotely like the one Jude is wearing, but it has a Devo-esque flair, but with a square head instead of a round one.
    Jude should thank his lucky stars if it keeps away his former friend/lover/whatever Sienna Miller. She is bad news with a capital “B”.
    Gee, I never thought I would take Jude’s side!

  16. dolores craeg says:

    even the haz-mat suit can’t hide this man’s sex appeal. he’s through with sienna….ladies the line forms to the right.

  17. Ari says:

    He is so f-ing hot – I cannot wait for the 2nd Sherlock Holmes movie so I can flesh out my fantasy of him and Downey, Jr. all.over.again.

    *le sigh

  18. Juicy says:

    JUDE! So he screws around indiscriminately? Gee, so apparently does David Beckham, but wow, he gets a pass, and he wasn’t single! I guess there’s a different standard for atheletes with mannequin wives and Mickey Mouse voices! He’s probably lucky some woman hasn’t turned up pregnant. But Jude…..oh, how horrible he is! Doesn’t he know he should live like a monk like all the other single men in Hollywood? They NEVER have sex! (rolling eyes).
    Anyway, GO JUDE! I love you and can’t wait for this movie. It’s going to be good with all the other actors and Steven Soderberg. Also looking forward to Sherlock Holmes 2 (you know I love you and RDJ together) and Hugo Cabret.
    Sienna Miller can kiss it! May she fade off into oblivion!