We rarely cover a story that we’ve already featured as the lead link, but I want to write about this so badly it makes me itch. I love how Lainey covered this story in that her defense of Sandra Bullock’s naivete was almost poetic. In Lainey’s take she explains the fact that Sandra didn’t get a confidentiality agreement with her divorce declaration as another example of how Sandra trusted the slimebag, even after she was so publicly betrayed, up until the very end. Sandra pushed the divorce through in order to finalize her adoption of Louis, and by many accounts she was still talking to James and expected him to do the right thing. Of course he’s not going to, and is going to try and continue to humiliate her.

So Jesse James got a book deal with Simon and Schuster that will “divulge intimate details about his marriage to Sandra Bullock and his engagement to Kat von D.” I want to know what James is going to write exactly, and if he’s going to get into the detail of what he did day in and day out with various strippers and tattoo models on that coffin couch when he was supposed to be running a business. How is he going to explain that away, and how is he going to explain his fascination with the Third Reich? That’s neo-nazism and it goes way beyond an interest in history, just as his banging the lowest of the low goes way beyond seeking women to advertise his clothing and custom car business.

If Jesse owned up to his behavior, if he admitted to the crazy, self destruction, cruel sh*t he did to his family and to women over a span of months and years, only then I would read his book. You know that’s not going to happen, though. All he could manage in his Nightline interview were some crocodile tears and a trumped up unsupported story of childhood abuse, as if that explained away his behavior. Then he got engaged to a woman on his level and announced that 2010, the year he was exposed as a serial cheating conniving bastard was “The best year of my life.” Well all we can say to that is that it’s probably all downhill from here. He’s going to marry someone as manipulative as he is, and she’s not going to be much to come home to after he’s done picking up randoms on the Internet and in strip clubs when he’s supposed to be working. He’s met his match, though, and I can’t wait to see how fast and how publicly this relationship with Kat Von D implodes. You know it’s coming. They’ve already broken up at least once.

The sad thing is, this guy still has kids that live with him and depend on him, and he’s managed to alienate just about all the women in his life.

As I was reading through our exhaustive past coverage of this scumbag I found this story from June of last year in which In Touch reported that Jesse was fielding book offers back then. In Touch reported that “Jesse would never in a million years say a bad word about Sandra. He just wants to take responsibility, and explain why he did what he did.” So basically he’s going to repeat his Nightline “I was terrorized as a kid,” but it wasn’t physical abuse performance to make a bunch of excuses for himself, only this time he’ll get a ghostwriter to try and create some sort of interesting story out it. I think I’ll take a pass. He should go for the trashy details.

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