Katy Perry somehow keeps herself in the news at all moments, which says a lot about the people behind this so-called pop phenomenon. Just yesterday, there was the faux controversy about an unlikely diss of Beyonce and Shakira, and Katy would like everyone to know that she did not respect anyone at all. At least, I think that’s what she’s saying by tweeting, “F#^k all y’all (press) dat thinks I dissed anyone, puhlez. Get a life, cuz it’s not mine! #hoodratcominout. If ya ears are filled with wax it’s time to get a cleanse boo. Anywayz . . . (steps off box).” It’s hard to tell though. Katy might not even know what the hell she’s talking about and was probably “partying” while typing out random verbiage.
But in slightly more exciting news, Katy’s new video has premiered for “Part of Me,” which is the song that she sang at the Grammys and may or may not be about Russell Brand. Officially, Katy insists that the song has nothing to do with Russell and was actually written years ago. However, I think a strong case can be made that this video has a lot to do with how she feels about her failed marriage.
In the video, Katy sees her boyfriend making moves on other women while he’s at work. She’s such a terrible actress. Basically, we’ve got Katy throwing down her locket, slapping her boyfriend, fake crying, and heading into a gasoline bathroom to chop off her hair, tape down her massive rack, and then … enlist in the Marines. Yes, it’s entirely ridiculous:
Crikey. She’s crawling around in the desert, grimacing through knee-deep mud, hoisting her fellow troops over her shoulder, and tackling people underwater. It would be easy to label Katy’s cotton candy take on the armed forces as disrespectful, but it’s just not worth it to go there because she’s so inconsequential. I will say that Katy looks a lot better than usual with barely any makeup in these training and combat scenes, which was probably a huge deal to her since primping is obviously her security blanket. At the end of the video, she does get to break out the face paint, which probably came as quite a relief.
Moving onto even more Katy news, we discussed yesterday how she was seen boarding a Eurostar with Baptiste Giabiconi, who is her rumored model love interest. Now Celebuzz has some photos of the two enjoying a dinner date aboard the train with an onlooker adding, “They very much looked like a couple.” Now here are some photos of Katy heading to a Parisian nightclub where she allegedly met up with Baptiste, and the two are said to have left in separate cars that were part of Katy’s entourage. Sounds like a fling might be in the works, no?
Look at how severely Katy’s hair is pulled up in an extreme Croydon facelift style. It looks so painful. Don’t even get me started with the crimpy pouf on top of her head.
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