Demi Moore went to a fitness resort, called herself ‘Topper’ and slept with young dudes

Demi Moore was widely criticized for acting the fool at parties for Art Basel in Miami about a month ago. She was photographed dancing like a chicken, and she was acting so goofy that her new much-younger boyfriend, 26 year-old art dealer Vito Schnabel, dumped her for potentially damaging his business reputation. After that we didn’t hear much about Demi except when Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce at Christmas finally, after they were separated for over a year. So what did Demi do to get over her heartbreak? She headed to a fitness resort and boned a bunch of random young guys. That’s one way to handle it:

Just after Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce from her, Demi Moore spent Christmas week shaping up at a bikini boot camp, engaging in yoga, Zumba dancing, circuit training, meditation — and hot hook-ups with younger men – according to a new report from Star.

A source described the bootcamp at Tulum, Mexico’s Amansala resort as a “weight-loss vacation” where “guests tend to be accomplished women in their 30s and 40s,” and word has it that 50-year-old Demi burned up more than a few calories between the sheets!

Eyewitnesses added that the soon-to-be ex-wife of Kutcher was seen retreating to her room with younger men more than once; and that the resort fielded a call from a guest grousing that Demi’s “very, very loud sex” had been keeping them awake.

“Demi was clearly after younger men on this trip; they were all about 28 to 33,” a guest told Star. “There were three or four older guys staying at the resort, fifty-plus, and I don’t think she talked to them at all.”

Another source said that in an odd twist, Demi wanted to be addressed by the name “Topper,” an esoteric reference to a 1937 Cary Grant film in which a man lives his life to the fullest.

“Demi almost came across as, I wouldn’t go as far as to say bipolar, but up and down,” one source said, while another said that Demi’s “back-and-forth behavior just kind of killed the mood.”

[From Radar Online]

I believe this happened, but I really want to at least see an instagram of Demi on the dancefloor at this resort. It seems like someone would have tweeted a photo of her or something. Also, what the hell is this “Topper” business? So Demi is going through a midlife crisis (a little late, no offense but it is) and she’s embracing it? You know, it was actually really clever of her, in her ADHD drugged-out state, to use a guy’s moniker. She’s reminding us that if a man were cruising for young chicks on holiday no one would think twice about it. Or maybe she stupidly thought she had a genius pseudonym. I shouldn’t give her too much credit. It’s not like was trying to find herself on a spiritual retreat to a remote location. She was partying and bedding guys.

Update: Yes, there are pictures! Both Star and The National Enquirer have them this week, including Demi talking to some young guy and looking flirty, and evidence that she was signing up for activities as “Topper.” Ridiculous.

Demi Moore is shown at a party in Miami for creeper photographer Terry Richardson on 12-7-12. Credit:

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  1. Incredulous says:

    Maybe she’s a fan of Hot Shots!

    Also, those glasses, what the what?

  2. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    I interpreted Topper as meaning is she likes to be on top in the sack.

    • erika says:

      me too! brilliant (dirty) minds think alike! i thought ‘why Topper?’ and first thing to mind she likes to be on top….of course she does.

      wow…this is just sad, a waste and bit tragic and pervy. what if this was an actor, say in his late 50s doing the same behavior? I don’t think we’d give it a second glance.

      ughhh…terry richardson, that profile pic of him makes him look like a 6.2 tall weiner.

  3. vic says:

    Watched G.I. Jane again and I miss that Demi who was so focused and serious about her life and career. She’s a different, sad person now and it has to be more than age and Ashton.

  4. Joanna says:

    get rid of those glasses! ugh!

  5. Bowers says:

    I interpreted it that way too (see above) because she’s not an intellectual nor do I see her as a classics film buff.

  6. JL says:

    From Star to pathetic, cougar slut WTF is wrong with this woman? Her family history and her own past indicated some serious mental illness.
    I had to look it up to see if her mom being a drunk was accurate – what I learned is this woman was never stable, never.

    • kerry says:

      I saw her at some soap opera convention my bf dragged me to, and she was whacked off her gord (this was in 1982).

      She was unable to sit on the chair on the stage like everyone else, was moving around, making weird faces, etc. We thought she was definitely on something. She wasn’t that “big” back then either, and it was quite an exhibition for some soap opera actor.

  7. Belle Epoch says:

    Weight loss? Seriously? What kind of place was this, exactly? How many anorexic actresses and young stud muffins go for weight loss? Sounds like a Bunny Ranch for women.

    • mimifarrow says:

      Actually I think it’s a fairly serious health retreat. My brother is there now teaching yoga classes, I CANNOT WAIT, to ask him if he heard any first hand news.

      • tulumtam says:

        I have been to Amansala twice, and it is actually pretty budget. I’m surprised someone with money like Demi would go there (plus the owner is a real pill). The bikini boot camp program is largely comprised of single women – both times I went, no men participated. That said, Tulum itself is a hotbed of hot young guys from Europe and South America, mainly Argentina, who are more than happy to party.

  8. Jano1981 says:

    Someone take those glasses from her. Pathetic how young and hip she wants to be. If she acted like a normal person she would still be desirable. Lame.

  9. mommak918 says:

    She grosses me out. Same would go if this was a man…

    She tries too hard. Why can’t she focus on her kids…
    Do something charitable. Focus on something besides partying and trying to prove to everyone she’s young and hip.

    Wonder what Bruce thinks? Who would think he would end up more stable and grounded…must be weird to see your ex wife/mother of your children spiraling down in such a odd/sad way.

    • brin says:

      +1 She’s cringeworthy.

    • Veruca says:

      I’m probably wrong about this, but now I wonder if Demi’s instability was the reason Bruce was always around. I thought he backed down because of Ashton, but maybe it was because the girls were older and had someone rational in the home.

      It’s not like the children turned on their stepdad when the breakup happened (which is usually what happens).

      Again, probably wrong, but hmmm…

  10. elceibeno08 says:

    Poor Demi: She looks just terrible in this pictures. She is slouching like an old lady. Her hair is a mess, her clothes in disarray to be generous. Those glasses are ridiculous. Demi please, groom yourself nicely and age appropriate. You should pick ONE young man between the ages of 25 and 30. Sleeping with everybody out there will not enhance your reputation.

    • bettyrose says:

      That’s funny. I was thinking the opposite. She doesn’t have much luck keeping the younger guys faithful, so why not just play it casual and enjoy several partners? Though, she could do that with more, er, mature guys, as well.

      • elceibeno08 says:

        I think that quality is better than quantity. She should find someone who is not a low life or trashy. Look at J.Lo, Madonna, Sharon Stone, Cristina Aguilera, who else? Just find a boy who will enjoy being spoiled by her a bit and in return she gets stability for a little while.

  11. bea says:

    Well, Tulum is beautiful in the winter….

    I bet the guys actually worked there and weren’t guests. Don’t let Seal find out she was doing the help!

  12. fabgrrl says:

    Actually, I think this is okay. She went far away, out of the country, to an exclusive resort, and indulged in random hookups. She was on vacation! She wasn’t being “Demi Moore”, just some rich lady out for a good time. This isn’t the same as making a public spectacle of herself and shoving her “youth” at us with her irresponsible partying and boy toys.

    • mln76 says:

      Actually I agree with you its not healthy or anything but its her business and if it were a dude no one would bat an eyelash.

      • Suzy from Ontario says:

        You know I think that used to be true, but more and more these days people are getting just as grossed out by old men acting like idiots with younger women. Look at Hugh Hefner marrying that girl 60 years younger than himself. I don’t think anyone is looking at that and thinking he’s cool or awesome. They think he’s an idiot and a fool and looks like it.

        Even men younger than him with really young women…people are starting to judge them much more harshly than they have in the past I think. The tide is turning and men aren’t getting off scot-free with their behaviour like they used to imo. I think in general society is starting to expect more from both men and women who are older, are parents (and don’t seem to give a cr*p what their kids are feeling or thinking or going through when they act like this) and move from one young thing to another. I think people used to see it as sexy and confident and now see it more as insecure and unstable in both genders.

  13. Dawn says:

    I guess if she wants to buy a young dude that is her prerogative but I do feel sorry for the embarrassment her daughters must go through each and every day. There is a reason that these girls do not hate on Ashton for wanting out of their marriage and I think we are just beginning to see the tip of the dysfunction that is Demi.

  14. Mom says:

    Catch some interviews of hers before this current mess started. I believe I hear Scientology talking.

  15. Suzy from Ontario says:

    She’s embarassing imo. When an older woman thinks it’s really cool and attractive to act like she’s 21 it just comes off pathetic. It’s not about looks because she’s a beautiful woman. It’s about self-confidence and self-worth. She thinks she’s coming off as being super confident and sexy but instead she looks desperate and insecure.

  16. truthful says:

    So were the young hot guys trying to lose weight or were these “trainers”..

    its kinda sad, and all of this went down at a “weight loss” camp/spa…smdh.

    I wonder does she see herself as chubby or was this just a coverup to throw caution to the wind.

  17. taxi says:

    Demi’s use of the alias ‘Topper’ doesn’t have much to do with the old movie. Topper was a ghost, haunting his former home and creating comical havoc for the current owners.

  18. Justaposter says:

    So just how long are we supposed to blame Ashton for her downward spiral?

  19. Chordy says:

    A vulnerable woman potentially in the throes of major mental health problems? Of course Uncle Terry is creeping around!

  20. j.eyre says:

    Can you get a prescription for a health retreat?

    “Miss Eyre, I am prescribing you 5 days at a health retreat and while you are there, you need to take a young hot dude up to 4 times daily, as needed or until your midlife crisis is less inflamed.”

    I have GOT to change doctors.

  21. Gistine says:

    Looks like Granny has been in the sauce again.

  22. KellyinSeattle says:

    Topper? Top ‘er off with another round of whiskey. I actually feel badly/sorry for her.

  23. Madriani's Girl says:

    The words “pathetic”, “desperate” and “stupid” don’t even begin to cover this mess.

  24. Holden says:

    I need to run into Demi Moore, stat!

  25. K-rock says:

    Good for her! She should bang all the hot young guys she wants. When men do it, it’s all “hey awesome”. If she wants to get her rocks off with some young hot guys, then all the more power to her.

  26. Twez says:

    so, so gross

  27. Bella says:

    no wonder her kids don`t speak with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Grace says:

    Oh Demi no. This ongoing breakdown is getting scary.

  29. Kosmos says:

    These pics are from a party or gathering she attended months ago. But if the article is correct and she was frolicking with these dudes, I guess at this point, she needs to feel like she is valued or desirable, but she just goes about it in the wrong way. Back to self-help school until you get it right, Demi. There is no short cut.

  30. dcypher1 says:

    I think she calls herself topper because thats her sexual position of preference.

  31. Playachica says:

    I am at this resort now and can confirm from people that were here last week that Demi stayed here and participated in some of the fitness classes. I heard she was very nice and in great shape and that she was also declining requests for photos from most people. No one mentioned anything about the guys. The hotel is one of the nicer places to stay in Tulum and it also happens to run a great fun fitness program. Other celebrities have stayed here as well.

  32. Bolivar says:

    Poor Demi! But I do love the increasing craziness of these stories – “Topper” – Love it! Is it too much to hope that she starts wearing a monocle and tiny top hat, like Mr Peanut, and affects a voice like W.C. Fields? Maybe swirl around in a cape, work in a little tap routine? Now THAT would shake ‘em up, Demi!