Selena Gomez in Atelier Versace at the Vanity Fair party: pretty or fug?

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez worked it at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in a very adventurous nude Atelier Versace gown with bustier detail. She’s been attempting to grow up right before our very eyes for a couple of years now, and even though Selena is 20 years old, that baby face will probably haunt her for the rest of her life. When she’s 50, she’ll be able to laugh at all of us with our adult-looking visages, but for now, Selena will suffer the wrath of her own beautiful cherub likeness. Certainly, there are worse things to endure, but I can understand why it must be frustrating to not be able to push past her teenage image.

In very recent days, Selena’s mixed up some grown-up looks with a cute Gucci dress and a sexy Atelier Versace suit, but she doesn’t have as much luck with this dress. For one thing, her rack looks conspiciously larger than usual in those bustier cups. Can I start a rumor about a possible Selena boob job here? Done. Seriously though (and to borrow a term from Kaiser), has Selena invested in some bolt-ons to make herself appear more mature? I couldn’t say for sure, but her girls are suspiciously out there in a big way. Similarly, I also feel like those Lorraine Schwartz earrings are completely out of place, and some silver dangles would have been more appropriate. Her makeup looks good though — she’s so pretty. Obviously, I’m quite distracted by the boob mystery at hand. Witness:

Selena Gomez

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens tried her very hardest to bring it in this shimmering, bronze Moschino gown with Jacob & Co. jewels. I think she succeeds here, don’t you? She’s a very cute girl, and this dress looks great on her figure. Her hair and makeup are both youthful and slightly glamourous, and I think Vanessa is one of the rare people who can get alway with a bold, red lip color. Yes, this is a win for Vanessa! If I were to hit a red carpet, I’d probably wear a dress just like this. Then I’d trip and fall just like JLaw.

Vanessa Hudgens

Chrissy Teigen John Legend

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend looked adorable together as always. I can’t find a designer ID on this gown anywhere and even trolled through her Twitter page only to find a photo of Sally Field standing on the dress. I tweeted Chrissy for the designer ID; she didn’t tweet me back, but she did follow me. Sadly, she might unfollow me if she ever learns that I don’t understand this gown at all. The black column skirt is sophisticated, but the gold top half is quite perplexing. Clearly, there’s a mesh overlay involved with the illusion effect, but it makes me cross my eyes trying to figure it out. Can I call this a statement dress? Is that allowed? So be it. I love Chrissy, but I’ll freely admit that she has much better taste in food than VF party dresses.

Chrissy Teigen John Legend

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a really awful gold, sheer gown by Zuhair Murad. There is so much going on here that I don’t see how anyone could point out a good aspect to this dress. It looks like a kaleidoscope threw up all over toilet paper. It’s completely awful, and not even a Victoria’s Secret model can get away with this mess.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Photos courtesy of WENN

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26 Responses to “Selena Gomez in Atelier Versace at the Vanity Fair party: pretty or fug?”

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  1. Aussie girl says:

    Dang!! Selena boobs!! They über look like bolt ons!

    • Aiobhan says:

      I had the opposite response. I thought this dress made her boobs like even smaller on account that it looks like the top was made for someone with bigger boobs.

      To me, it always looks as if she is wearing her older sister’s clothes.

      • jess says:

        I agree…I also think she’s starting to look REALLY skinny. She was always long and super lean, but it’s no longer than youthful thin, it’s borderline bobblehead right?

      • Meaghan says:

        Agreed, I don’t think she has fake biobs, they look smaller then some of her bikini pics from when she was dating the biggest mistake in her life that she probably wakes up with sweat in the middle of the night remembering about. They look smaller then usual. I don’t think they’re very big, it’s just she’s so tiny. I think she looks great. This girl can do no wrong in my eyes, love her.

  2. Lucy2 says:

    Don’t care for any of these. Vanessa’s would probably be okay on someone else, but I find her just so bland.

    • minime says:

      I think Vanessa looks like a small child playing dress up with her mummy’s clothes. She is a cute girl and could have looked better for sure with something that would have look more appropriate for her age-style.

  3. Eve says:

    Selena Gomez’s head is shaped exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio’s (only smaller).

  4. Katie Too says:

    Because you’ve been a naughty girl. Cumberbatch will be along shortly to administer your punishment. Dibs on what remains of him after you’ve been properly admonished.

    • Eve says:

      “Cumberbatch will be along shortly to administer your punishment.”

      That was for me, yes?

      Ooooooh, I’d so love that — if by “punishment” you mean “f*cking me sideways” (now, if by “punishment” you actually mean “reading his friend Hiddleston’s tweets”, then no, I don’t want that).

  5. Chrissy Teigen’s dress is Alexander McQueen, Naomi Watts wore the same one to the People’s Choice Awards. I actually quite like it.

  6. m says:

    Chrissys gown is McQueen. Its the same one Naomi Watts wore to the PCA’s last month.

  7. serena says:

    I like Selena’s dress, the details on the bust are very cute.
    I don’t think she had a boob job, simply her girls were lifted and probably she had some kind of nude push-up.

  8. Lolly says:

    Selena looks like a protitute. Circa 1901.
    Vanessa comment
    can’t stand this Chrissy ho especially after her annoying tweets concerning Quvenzhane.
    I hope someone held Alessandra down & force fed her

  9. Ailine says:

    I like Chrissy’s dress. Cute

  10. NeoCleo says:

    I wouldn’t mind being “cherubically beautiful”. She is absolutely perfect here.

  11. wyldstallyn says:

    Alessandra’s dress reminds me of Nomi Malone in Showgirls… I can picture her saying “oh this old thing? It’s a ver-sayce.”

  12. Claudia says:

    Selena did not get a boob job. If you look at pictures of her in a bikini (or even the clips of that Spring Breakers movie) you would see that her boobs look exactly the same. Cute dress.

  13. Happy21 says:

    Selena looks cute and I don’t think she’s gone the bolt-on route. She’s never been flat chested and I remember when she posed for Cosmo? (it was like her first ‘grown up’ looking photoshoot) last year thinking she had a pretty decent pair of boobs.

    But maybe she got them done awhile ago…maybe she influenced her BFF Swifty to do the same???

  14. Kim says:

    Vanessa Hudgens has no business being at a Oscars party. She is a dlist ex Disney star whose 15 mins will be up by next yr. She always looks like a wet rat, not a pretty girl & she has zero talent.

  15. Anna S. says:

    Alessandra Ambrosio looks like She-Ra.

  16. MsAubra says:

    Vanessa Hudgens is annoying because she has no purpose to me after being in the HSM trilogy…I see her and just want to push her over!

  17. april says:

    I read before somewhere pretty reliable that Selena had a boob job and I think it’s true.

    Selena looks good with her hair up. It diminishes the baby face, I think.