Every time I think we’re out of the Justin Bieber news cycle, he pulls us back in. At the moment, the Biebs is at his old games again, and I’d hate to be one of his neighbors because I’d genuinely fear for the safety of my family since Douche Ex Machina has developed a terrible habit of driving his Ferrari at 100 mph through his gated residential area. He even got all feisty and threatened to kill a neighbor after the guy told him to slow the hell down and stop endangering lives.
Of course, that particular neighbor remained nameless as a non-celebrity, but E! Online has presented a very special sequel to that story. Now Justin has been reported once again to police by several neighbors for speeding through his hood, and these people have had it. One person in particular was quite incensed, and he just happens to be former NFL player Keyshawn Johnson, who doesn’t get papped very often, but here’s a pretty impressive photo of him in 2009.
Dude totally looks like he could kick some Bieber’s ass in a nanosecond. Apparently, Justin also feared for the worst when he saw Keyshawn coming because he ran like a little baby and refused to open his front door. What a freak:
Keyshawn Johnson chased down a speeding Justin Bieber this weekend — and tried to confront the singer about his dangerous driving habits — but JB ran away like a scared little child … eyewitnesses tell TMZ.
Sources tell us … Keyshawn — a former NFL superstar — had just left a party Sunday night inside of his exclusive gated community in Calabasas (with his child in the car), when Bieber zoomed by in his Ferrari at breakneck speeds.
We’re told Keyshawn was furious — feeling Justin could’ve killed someone — so he brought his kid home, then chased after the singer in his Prius (yes, a Prius chasing a Ferrari).
When KJ got to Bieber’s pad — he blocked Justin’s Ferrari in the driveway and got out of his car to confront Justin face-to-face … but Justin ran inside of his house and refused to come out.
FYI — Keyshawn is 6’4″, 212 lbs … Justin’s about 5’7″, 110 lbs (soaking wet).
As we previously reported, at least 2 people called the police on Justin that night — and cops responded to the singer’s home.
[From TMZ]
Ouch, TMZ was being extraordinarily catty with that “Justin weighs 110 lbs” remark. That’s so harsh! No need to fully insult the little twerp. I would be willing to bet that he weighs at least 120 lbs, right? Maybe 125 if his ego weighs at least 5 pounds. All joking about Justin’s puny physique aside, it is rather telling that this kid feels absolutely free to roar around his neighborhood while endangering lives a plenty, yet he can’t handle a very big man letting him know face-to-face what he thinks of his reckless behavior.
Here’s some new photos from Justin’s Instagram page. Does he have a cat now, or is this some random feline? I hope it’s a case of the latter … lest this poor kitty end up like Mally the monkey.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN, and Instagram
Maybe the Instagram pic is to let everyone know he’s a pussy (we already knew, Biebs).
This is so funny to me!!! I laughed so much yesterday when this story came out. Bieber needs to slow his tail down.
ha! Keyshawn would squash him.
He probably want to have a cat like grumpy cat. What an idiot.
And the Ferrari-story is so embarrassing. It’s exhausting having neighbors like him, I hope there are consequences.
That’s exactly what I thought. Ugh, this kid.
They should build special towns for people who don’t care about the nuisance they are to their neighbors.
They can annoy each other then.
+1
This poor pussy is dead already RIP ๐
.. . What?
I hope to God that’s not true, otherwise if Bieber ever has plans to return to the smaller side of the pond he’s going to thoroughly regret it.
Hahahahaha hilarious
Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
Poor kitty! Team Keyshawn rock on!
Omg. I heart you. Hilarious
Good one, brin! ๐ ZING!
I’ve never heard of Keyshawn Johnson before, I’ve never watched a game of American football, but he’s now officially on my list of legends.
I’m so glad people are finally calling out this douche for his bratty behaviour.
+1
It shows exactly who the biebs is by the way he ran and hid like a little scared brat rather than face up to his actions. I’m so glad people are standing up to this little puke and at least trying to hold him accountable.
Seriously. What an entitled little shit.
I live in a pretty residential area of the city-all small streets that are REALLY narrow and many are one-way only (typical Boston) and I get SO angry when I see people speeding like maniacs around my ‘hood. There are lots of families and kids playing in the streets–SO dangerous not to mention disrespectful.
He really does act like a spoiled child.
Keyshawn Johnson is apparently quite the decorator! After he retired he did a little mini show on A&E where he helped people spruce up their homes. He seemed like a nice guy.
Interesting little tidbit.
Amelia
his popularity just started to soar! My guess is he will quickly put his house on the market within the next few days and soon no gated community will want him in their neighborhood. We are well into his decline.
Over on Pajiba, they started calling him Joffrey Bieber, and now I can’t even remember his real first name anymore.
Is the Joffrey in reference to that cowardly little king on GoT?
That’s hilarious! I missed that one on Pajiba, but I’m totally stealing it.
Heh — this post really needs that shot of the bodyguard hefting cranky widdle Justin into the car like the fussing toddler he is. And dear God, I hope that kitty isn’t a new pet. Team Keyshawn!
LOL My thoughts exactly! In fact I was sure it would in the the post when I clicked the link. Baby getting burped and put in his car seat. I’m sad now ๐
Let’s launch a kickstarter for him to catch and spank this brat. Not gratuitously or anything. Just the once.
I’m on board!
Why do I have the feeling that this is how it’s going to end for Beiber — with a violent smackdown at the hands of someone bigger, stronger and more badass (not that it would be difficult to find such a person)? Perhaps not Keyshawn, but sooner or later, Bieber’s going to piss off someone who isn’t intimidated by his celebrity, either because he’s a rich celebrity in his own right, or because he’s never heard of Bieber, or he just plain doesn’t care. At that point, Bieber’s going to get his scrawny bee-hind kicked good, and he’ll either lose what little cred he ever had or he’ll slink off in tearful chagrin. Either way, end of Bieber and good riddance.
Good for him for trying- that little turd is going to kill someone.
Twerps are twerps…they run and hide as soon as they’re confronted. I think Keyshawn has made my top 3 list of all time most awesome NFL players, lol.
He’s going to hurt someone, or one of his toadies is going to hurt someone–in his car of course. It’s not as if he’s going to beat anyone up.
Really? I feel like 5’7″ and 110 pounds is extremely generous. That kid’s got such a sunken bony little chest.
Haha you should see the Bieber loonies on Twitter posting photos of him… he has 1 ab and they’re droooooling over how ‘buff’ he is!
Too funny. Bedhead, why is TMZ wrong for pointing out his size? It’s those facts that make this hilarious! He got all big and bad w an unknown neighbor who was reportedly his height the first time and now, he runs like a punk ass when a big man shows up. Lol for dayssss.
Plus, when you drive like a douche, you’re calling on ppl to check your puny self when you think you’re tough.
I’ve seen him around Calabasas at Starbucks & such and I highly, highly doubt he is 5’7″. Probably 5’5″ or maybe 5’6″. And he is very small boned and tiny. I don’t find him good looking either. I am absolutely dumbfounded at why so many young girls find him dreamy and are such devoted, and vicious fans that waste hours of their day hanging on this fools tweets and going on other kinds of media, like youtube to trash other performers and advertise for this mean and untalented little beast. Seriously, the beliebers or whatever the hell they call themselves will go on a youtube of The Doors, a (great) band that broke up in the early 70s, and trash the Doors and talk about Beiber. Its bizarre, they’re like a bad rash all over the net.
Exactly. If his “official” height is given as 5’7, he’s probably actually only 5’4 or so. See also: Tom Cruise.
Love, love, love Keyshawn. Beiber is going to kill someone with his behaviour the more he get’s away with stuff the worse he gets. I hope that pussy isn’t his so far he had a hamster and gave it away, next he had monkey and dumped it in a foreign country no less. What will happen to the poor pussy cat? Good thing cats tend to be independent it will need to be with this idiot.
Yes! One of the baby pictures again. Nothing represents him better.
I don’t even know who you are but bravo Keyshawn! And bravo for not giving this douche any ammo (no physical stuff, just an adult verbally confronting an….OK technically an adult).
I am insanely proud my little nieces declared Beiber lame and a loser over a year ago. So proud. I think I’ll take them for ice cream.
Nice Keyshawn, in the meantime, exercise the same in getting your child!
Ugh! Why is society letting this little $h!t roam around with no accountability? Someone needs to kick his @$$ and acquaint him with his own insignificance.
Justinโs about 5โ7โณ, 110 lbs (soaking wet)…LMAO!!! That just made my day.
Why are cops not called in about his reckless driving?? Why is it now up to civilians to sort out this little girl’s dangerous driving??
Two other neighbors called the police the same night to complain and the police did respond to his house. It’s now under investigation . Also awaiting legal action is the case where he spit on a neighbor whom confronted the little turd about his driving.
When they reported this story on GMA this morning, Lara called him “the pint sized Beiber.” I almost peed myself it was so hilarious.
Eric dickerson (another former nfl player) also called bieber out on twitter for it
They can form a posse to take him down
^This 1,000,000%
Selena Gomez must want to crawl into a hole.
@Brin called it in the very first comment. Justin put the pic of the cat up to show the world he is a pussy. Love it. I wonder if his nanny found time to unstrap him from his car seat or just rushed him inside in his car seat when they saw Keyshawn coming their way.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This little b*tch needs an ass kicking SOOO badly. There is no doubt my 5″4′ girly self could pummel Justin, but I would MUCH rather see handsome Mr. Johnson do it.
Girl I would PAY for a front row seat for that one, and darn right Keyshawn and his manly physique win hands down over Beiber in EVERY aspect, looks, body, class, manners etc….
If I were Beieber I’d watch out for Papa Bear because he may just stop that Ferrari whit a fist….
Coward!
Is the kitty sitting in the car? Damn poor kitty he will probably leave it in the car. ๐
I think you might be right, that looks like the fancy quilted leather you can get in one of those. I hope that was just for the photos and that the cat is not getting thrown around inside at 100mph or in danger of being left and forgotten.
Here we have a reasonable, respectable, concerned adult eye witness.. Justin’s Juvenile road rage-goose is cooked..
He stopped a Ferrari? With a PRIUS? How can anyone not love this guy? Glad to see others trying to hold this little twerp to account. Oh, and my condolences to the cat; he’s gonna need it.
Those little cars can haul ass, if you know what you’re doing. You won’t get close to the 50 mpg, but you’ll get 35mpg at worst. ๐
this is the best story EVER! i love it that Keyshawn dropped his kid off and chased down that little punk IN A PRIUS. sweet, bad-ass, responsible, and environmentally friendly. haha
HAAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHA My god, this is awesomely funny xD
“muuuuuum there’s a big black guy outside and I’m scaaaredd!!” read it in Cartman’s voice xD
So what can happen to him after this? What will the police do with so many eye witnesses and proof? Can they charge him and not be lame charges?
And that was when Bieber finally found a use for his nappy pants…
Wait, that kitty kinda looks like Keyshawn…I really hope the pictures weren’t a dig.
Keyshawn Johnson could kick his ass?
Hell I’m 5’1″ and 115 lbs and I could kick his ass!
God I wish someone WOULD give that brat the ass whipping he so desperately needs!
Man was a beast with the Bucs. Go forth and conquer sir. You probably chewed up boys smaller than him in Pop Warner.
Sweet bedazzled baby jesus, let there be video of this. I want to see Juquirrelnuts running into his home shrieking and tripping over his little fashion pants. I want to see it NOW.
“Douche Ex Machina” made me laugh out loud – a great description!
But….but….”I am an artist and should be taken seriously!”
Douche…….*just sayin.
That poor kitty. Someone needs to rescue it. ๐
It’s like we’re on the same brainwave, CB. When I read this yesterday, I had to laugh at the image of a Prius chasing a Ferrari even though I was rooting against Bieber.
And yeah, this jackass doesn’t need ANY pets.
I feel any of Bieber’s security is grossly underpaid for what they have to put up with. This little sh*t is not worth the headache. Also the guy carrying him to his carseat is seeeexy.
LOL
Stop making me like TMZ. They are cracking me up lately.
So to play devil’s advocate, perhaps he piddled a little in his diaper drawers and that’s why he couldn’t come to the door?
Okay, passive-aggressive devil’s advocate.
-_-
I’m pleasantly surprised that a big ex-NFLer like Keyshawn drives a Prius! I always picture athletes in big SUVs.
Yeah, that is pretty awesome. He seems like such a grounded, thoughtful person.
Mally the monkey got lucky. That was the best, most humane thing that brat has ever done, letting the monkey stay where it will be taken care of and be surrounded by its own kind. I feel bad for this kitty. Hopefully a responsible assistant will look after it.
Aww that kitty is adorable. If Bieber abandons that kitty like he did poor Mally, I will catch a plane and hunt down this entitled douche-wad myself.
Keyshawn is so sexy! Wow.
Who the hell let this rancid brat get a cat??? Guaranteed it will end up abandoned or dead like Kim Krapdassian’s poor kitty Mercy. Disgusting people.
Normally I’d say chasing down a neighbor you’re angry with and physically confronting them is probably not the best behavior.
HOWEVER. Nothing is being done about Baby Bieber and his dangerous driving. If the law won’t do it, and society condemning him isn’t doing it, a sound beating by a former NFL player whose child this little boy regularly endangers sounds like a wonderful thing. Also, I love that a Prius beat a Ferrari.
Beiber’s career needs to end so he ends up back in the poor house where he belongs. He’s a smug punk who needs *** kicked.
I’m sure Justine Bieber crapped his diaper when he saw KJ.
He needs a good butt kicking and he needs one fast.
Keyshawn Johnson is a really sweet, nice man so he must have been really pissed off to actually go to the house and confront Bieber. I really hope the police do something soon, before this brat causes a tragedy that his money can’t make go away.
I’d be pissed at this little fuckwad driving in my neighborhood at 100mph. Heaven forbid he injure or kill someone because of his lack of giving two squirts of piss about anyone but himself. He is sorely in need of a good ole fashioned “come to Jesus meeting”.
But that is so embarrassing how they wrote that he ran away and hide like a little girl. And he canโt even deny it ๐
What will he say to TMZ: “Justin tells his friends that he did not run like a little girl. He already was at the house when that bug guy showed up. And simply didnโt hear the bell”.
Oh this was fun! Would love to see this pussy in person.. anywhere and call him that. He’s peeking faster than the rest of the freaks.
Yes.. we love our freaks, but when they act like this, don’t we all know the flame burns brightest near the end? Something to think about.
Like a little child? He IS a little child. Spoiled rotten imbecile.
I wish Keyshawn would have beat him down, teach him some sense before he runs over somebody
This stupid kid is becoming the male version of Amanda Bynes…not pretty.
I think this is hysterical on two levels A. this little toad got called out for acting like a silly little boy
and B. and probably more importantly, this stupid little boy seems to be moving toward acting like a “gangsta” then when he is approached by this big man he runs away screaming. I wonder what would happen if he was approached by a real “gangsta”?
“Every time I think weโre out of the Justin Bieber news cycle, he pulls us back in.”- not going to lie, I read that in Al Pacino’s voice XD.
Gotta love how bad ass and how he has to be held back from kicking ass when his massive bodyguard is there to burp him and swaddle him back in the car seat, but when hes confronted one on one with no back up he runs away like a little piss ant lol ahhhh if he’s not humiliated over this episode there is something wrong with him lol!
When I saw Justin Bieber and Keyshawn in the same sentence, i thought this was a joke at first but got a chuckle after watching the Fuse TV video on http://www.jprotege.com/justin-bieber-confronted-by-keyshawn-johnson-for-speeding-news/. Justin Bieber, where are you parents?
Keyshawn is great on the football field and off.
Keyshawn Johnson, Keyshawn, Keyshawn, Keyshawn.I think i need to switch countries, yours truly, the future MRS.K Johnson.
Bieb what?
Selena..Selena…please put the baby down and find someone else.
Can’t we deport him?
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
So, uh, get on that.