Kris Jenner’s evil doll face covers the upcoming issue of New You Magazine, which I’ve never heard of either. It’s from the Daily Mail. It looks like they did something to her eyes to make them look even more soul-sucking than usual. You can see a preview of Kris’s interview on New You’s website but they seem to have omitted the good quotes to save for the print edition. Kris told New You that she regrets divorcing her now-deceased ex, Robert Kardashian. Kris of course recently announced her separation from her husband of over twenty years, Bruce Jenner. She also has two daughters with Jenner, whom she quickly acknowledges wouldn’t exist if she hadn’t divorced Robert Kardashian, so there’s that.
“The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing [my late husband] Robert Kardashian,” she told New You magazine, on newsstands Oct. 19. “But then there wouldn’t have been Kendall and Kylie, so that’s the way I look at that.”
Jenner, 57, married the former Olympian, 63, in 1991, and the couple had two daughters, Kendall, 17, and Kylie, 16. She also has four children from her marriage to Kardashian: Kourtney, 34, Kim, 32, Khloé, 29 and Rob, 26.
“I knew I would have six kids. Why six? Probably because I had one sister, and always wished that we had these big Christmas Eve parties,” she said. “I must’ve seen too many movies. That’s definitely one dream that came true…
And regardless of what happens with Bruce, Jenner said that to her, “love is everything.”
“We go in and out of love in our lifetime,” she said. “I love really hard, and when someone is in my life, they are in my life forever.”
If there’s one thing about Kris Jenner that always comes through in interviews, it’s that she’s a shameless piece of work. Just two years ago, PMK was promoting her biography by revealing the fact that she cheated on Robert with a young stud. She claimed to regret that too, but it’s like she was practically bragging. That guy later went on to trash Kris to the tabloids, calling her superficial and admitting that Kris paid for his apartment and gave him money (Robert’s money) when they were together.
Earlier this year, Robert Kardashian’s widow sold her late husband’s journals to In Touch. In the journals, allegedly written during his marriage to Kris, Robert claimed that Kris was cheating on him and was a horrible, abusive mother to their kids. Robert was an attorney, so it’s possible he fabricated all that to shore up his divorce case, but whatever was going on, Kris’s marriage to Robert did not sound solid in the least.
In related Kris Jenner news, the NY Daily News reports that she of course timed the separation announcement to fit into the story arc of the reality show. Their source says “She has it down to a science. They were waiting. They didn’t want anything controversial happening while season eight was winding down, She’s planning her own life to fit into the story arc of her reality show.” So is Kris throwing shade on Bruce in this interview because she wants us to think they’re fighting behind the scenes? Probably. They very well may be. Bruce Jenner recently got mad at paparazzi trailing him and started cursing them out. Maybe that’s more about the fact that he’s finally getting hounded by the paparazzi when his daughters aren’t around.
Photo credit: New You and FameFlynet. Kris is shown with Khloe at the ceremony for Babyface getting his star on the walk of fame on 10-10-13. Credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet
She just comes across as such a shallow and awful person despite the fact that she always seems to be smiling in photos.
Side note: Khloe looks great, she’s always had a better body than Kim, even way before the pregnancy imo.
Yes, never realised she has such a nice booty!
Kris is an awful awful person. She is a selfish and horrible woman. I did not have that much of an opinion on her but the way she has treated Bruce is really disgusting and from the little I have seen on tv about him he is such a sweet nice dad. Even if he wasn’t how can she badmouth the father of her two daughters like that? Ugh.
She did not bad mouth Bruce, she just said she wish she had not gotten divorced from Robert.
No Kim had the better body before she did all the fat injections.Just look at her old pictures.Khloe is just becoming Kim with her new blow up doll mouth.As for PMK I saw those pictures on The Daily Mail and the one of her in the black lace gown is ridiculous!!!It look’s like they just pasted her head on another person’s body.This family is too obsessed on how they look.Ugg!
she always smiles but like some bond villain that is going to kill you
did she ever think that bruce might also wish she had stayed w bob?
She is such a miserable twat. Who would subject their kids to a life where they are constantly ridiculed?
Exactly! I hate the word, but this woman epitomizes a c u next tuesday!
Lol! Love your SATC reference!
She is such a wart on society. She didn’t divorce RK, he divorced her because she was a cheating pig and a bad mother. She now wants the name back because she thinks it will work out better for her then Jenner. If I was Bruce I would give her my blessing to do so as she has done nothing but sully that name. And what a way to make her two younger girls feel about their father, she is such a soulless pig.
Kris wanted to change her name back to Kardashian a few years ago, when everything was supposedly good between her and Bruce. I’d bet she’ll change it back now.
Totally- she’s changing her name back to Kardashian, and she’s laying the groundwork for it by trying to act like Robert Kardashian was the great love of her life, she misses him and wants to be closer to him. Because why would she re-take the name of a husband she divorced 25 years ago?
Shameless woman.
Omg! Spot on! I have never heard of this & I have a siblings w/ 2 & 3 marriages w/ kids. They always took their maiden name back so none of the ill ones felt they were being favored. She is a piece of work! She makes trailer park trash look like class acts the way she acts & her schemes!
Yeah, I think she is playing this wrong. Bruce seems fairly harmless (I don’t watch their show), so I think doing the whole “we love each other so much, it just didn’t work out” angle is better than the “wronged woman” angle.
Oh I don’t think PMK has regretted anything she’s done in her life.
Bruce please do a Kardashian tell-all. Take them all down with one swift blow.
Ironic? PMK is on the cover of an ageing & beauty mag?
I keep waiting for her to say OJ loved her more than Nicole.
Didn’t Kris say in an interviews that she could have saved Nicole?
I believe she did, nico. That Kris Jenner; such a humanitarian.
Anyone else notice that in the shot where her hands rest on her face that the hands and face are two different colors? She is a disgusting person and Mr. K dumped her. She may indeed regret her indiscretions while married to him.
PMK now looks so much like Michael Jackson. And I have to say “Poor Michael…”
They can’t get divorced because there is no pre-nup – and you know she won’t stop until she has sucked every penny out of Jenner’s life and taken his gold medals to melt down for cash!
I would think her net worth is comparable to his.She manages all the kids and gets probably twenty person of all their earnings.
She gets 10% of her childrens earnings.
And I hear Bruce is way more wealthier than she is.
“…and she won’t stop until she has sucked every penny out of Jenner’s life and taken his gold medals to melt down for cash!” I find this statement to be truly offensive…kidding!!! You win the internets today!! I could total see her doing this, hunched over an open fire, cackling gleefully. Thanks for the jokes this morning!!!
Isn’t California a state where if you’ve been married over 10 years with no prenup, all assets are divided in half? I believe it’s called a community property state, but don’t quote me on that
Yup, which is why Kobe’s wife waiting so long after the rape accusations. Hit that ten year mark and then remind them–“Hey fool, remember I can take HALF of all this.”
@Evelyn
To the best of my knowledge, California’s 10 yr mark is about alimony, retirement pensions, and the like. After the ten year mark alimony, if awarded, goes on until remarriage or death, you are entitled to 1/2 retirement pensions and things like that, so the higher earner has more to lose financially.
It’s also a community property state, which means that any assets/earnings after the date of the marriage are to be divided equally. So, you always get half, but you don’t get to stick it to your ex for the rest of your lives unless you make it to ten years. 😉
Bruce’s gold metals are not solid gold, so no ways she will be melting them down.
TO: Evelyn.
In California, you don’t have to be married 10 year. A couple has to divide all of what they earned DURING the marriage in half.
What you brought into the marriage, plus gifts, and inheritances you received, are Excluded.
I love this. She didn’t get a prenup when she married Bruce because he was worth more than she was at the time, but now she’s worth more than he is.
She and Joe Simpson. If he weren’t gay, they’d be a match made in . . . somewhere.
Bruce is worth more than she is, by a report that just came out. Look it up.
According to Celebrity Net Worth, Bruce is a hell of a lot wealthier than Kris.
Kris: $30 million http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/kris-jenner-net-worth/
Bruce: $100 million http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/olympians/bruce-jenner-net-worth/
She reminds me of a villainess in some Disney movie. Maybe all of them, I don’t know. She just has the perfect evil vibe. Not purely evil on the surface, but once you’re in her grasp it’s all over. Cruella?
When I read your first sentence my mind automatically thought of Cruella. All she needs is the white streak in her hair!
Lol! I was thinking the same thing… Cruella!! Though I can see her in dying of the mirror”Mirror Mirtor on the wall whose the fairest of them all? WHAT”???? (Sound of glass smashing) “How dare you say compared yo me my daughters”!! Lol;)
She just regrets divorcing the money.
Geeze, I can’t believe I just made a comment on a Kris Jenner thread.
You and me both, lenje. I’m going to go wash my hands out with soap!
All this time I think she’s been sticking it to Bruce in other ways, too.
Haha ewwwww!
That last, closeup pic of her is terrifying—the face of a succubus.
She will use anyone for attention…her dead friend, her dead husband, OJ, her kids, her step-kids, Bruce. She is the lowest of the low.
Kris Jenner–57? Yeah, she’s been 57 for years, just like Kirstie Alley has been 62 ever seen appearing on DWTS.
First pic totally photoshopped–nothing authentic about Kris, including unknown magazine covers.
Btw, what happened to her talk show? Was it cancelled?
Fox will announce if the show was picked up later this month.The Real ,a talk show with Tamar,Loni Love and others is also up in the air.
Kris’ talk show WAS cancelled.
It was 6 week trial run and it doesn’t look like it will be picked up.
She has no problem saying she regrets divorcing Robert. Even on the first season of the show when Klhoe gets arrested for driving drunk she talks about him and saying how much she regrets leaving him and how she knew he was in love with her until the day he died. That is messed up in so many ways: 1) she’s leaving out the bit of how HE threw her out for cheating. 2) what about his wife? Major slap in the face by saying he was still in love with her ’til the day he died. 3) Um, BRUCE? 4) Kendal and Kylie?!
This woman is heartless.
I would not call Kris Jenner a pig. A barracuda is a better description .
And that’s insulting barracudas.
Anthony Bourdain on his cnn show blasted the K’s while a pig was being slaughtered last night. Thought that would get a story today on Celeb. Did anyone see it?
She reminds me of a more attractive version of that horrible woman Leona Helmsey. She ended up in prison, died alone and left millions to her dog. Deserved her fate. One word – karma.
She has always been extremely disrespectful to Bruce. That was the main reason I found the show just TOO cringeworthy to watch.
Bruce, please TELL ALL. You deserve to, it will be like group therapy for you, and you can laugh all the way to the bank.
Just go away already.
That Pic of her posing like a Toddlers and Tiara Contestant is Horrific as fck! *shudders*
This woman is vile & despicable! How many years did Bruce provide everything for her & her ungrateful brood? She did not get one dime of alimony or child support, Bruce took it all on to hasten the divorce! She didn’t divorce Robert, it’s the other way around! God she makes me sick & infuriates me! She’s nothing but a cheap piece of trash!
I bet Bruce regrets that she divorced Robert Kardashian as well.
Agreed! Bruce will find a nice loving woman and be so much happier. Kris treats him despicable.
There is no way Khloe is Robert Kardashian’s daughter. Kris has been a lying pig to everyone in her life and will continue to do so until she dies
Agreed. Khloe definitely does not have the same father as Kim. Kris stop the lies!
ITA. Weren’t there pics of Khloe with Kris’ hairdresser who was rumored to be her dad? There was a very strong resemblance between the two.
She look’s just like him.I alway’s thought it was odd she called her Kris and not Mom.She has known she is not a Kardashian.This whole family is awful!
Regardless of who her father is, Khloe still belongs to Kris.
She has Michael Jackson’s nose. Why do celebs get that plasticky pinched gross-looking nose??
She only regrets it because she thinks being his widow would be better for her image.
I’m betting Robert didn’t have any regrets about Kris leaving.
It’s disrespectful to Bruce and their two daughters to be saying that. If Robert and Kris hadn’t divorced, Kendall and Kylie wouldn’t be here. Did she not think about that?
She doesn’t think, period. Unless it involves money and selling her soul time and time again.
What pentagram did this piece of work rise from and how do we get her back in!?
Call the Winchester boys.
This woman’s shameless attempt for publicity for herself is really starting to spin out of control. Is she jealous of Kim or something? Does she want the attention that her daughters’ have? Rrrrr.
What’s good is that it seems like everyone is starting to get tired of the Kardashians (ratings for their show are starting to slip), finally. It looks like their 15 minutes of fame are finally starting to burn out.
THANK THE LORD!
Yes! She’s been living through Kim this whole time. Plotting to lay the groundwork so that someday SHE can be the center of attention. She is loving every single second of her life right now with the attention from this separation. She’s an evil disgusting pig of a person.
She regrets it because she would have the all important *cough* Kardashian brand name. Wouldn’t be surprised if she legally changes her name after this divorce.
She has no shame.
I think she can barely contain her anger, even with a pre-nup in California after 10 years of marriage they are voided. If the divorce goes through Bruce will get half of her empire built on Kim’s porn career. Half of her money. I think she’s been bullying Bruce to take a settlement and his kids, even the two girls are standing by him. Kendall is very open about her anger towards PMK, and seems to be sticking by her dad in this. Take her to the cleaners Bruce. While you can.
And DO NOT sign anything preventing you from telling ALL! Money to be made there!! Go for it, Bruce!
In California everything earned/acquired DURING the marriage has to be divided, period.
It’s kind of weird for me to want the Kardashian Empire to crumble in one swift blow, but also want Kloe to remain unscathed. I feel so…confused. 😉
Khloe is just as bad as the rest of them. I remember how badly she treated Kris Humphries. But karma caught up with her, because now her husband walked out on her.
1. Why does she assume that Robert wouldn’t have divorced *her*?
2. The magazine cover. Hands and face two distinctly different colors. I like the “hands cupping the face” pose. Helps hide the chicken neck. At my age I need to remember tips like that.
I think this whole separation thing is a huge ratings ploy. Bruce has been emasculated for a long time, why split now? Oh, just when KUWTK ratings are plunging & they’re in danger of getting cancelled? How convenient. I think they’re going to film it as next season’s major storyline & end it by staging a whole fake “reconciliation”. No pre-nup, I don’t see a divorce happening
These people are beyond terrible. A family friend who lives in Bel Air knew them before they were famous. He said they were pathetically desperate for attention even then, trying to muscle in on more famous people to get their picture taken w/them & begging the paparazzi to take their photo (with not much success, that describes most of Beverly Hills, Hollywood, SoCal). I hope they bow down & kiss Kim’s little feet every day for her sex tape.
Totally agree!
The fact that I am starting to think ROL should change their name to KOL, I believe you. ALSO I bet that shes hoping this will increase the interest in her super awesome not at all totally boring because she think everyone just LOVES her family, talk show.
Ugh, she is so vile. Karma is going to come back to her in a major kind of way.
its easy to say an ex is the love of your life when that ex has passed away and cannot hear it…
Khloe didn’t have that butt before, she’s either getting injections or wearing pads. This all started during the trouble with Lamar.
Thank you some one else noticed.She is just as bad as of all of them.
Word!
No kidding! It looks absurd.
And yet she still looks like a man or a drag queen
Ugh, she is such a delusional, histrionic, self-involved narcissist. I cringe every time I hear her talk about her sex life, her affairs, and most of all that sex lube for elderly women she was promoting. VOMIT! A million bucks says she releases a sex tape of herself when E threatens to put the final coffin nail in Keeping Up With The Armenian Prostitutes. Ps: She gives us november scorpios a bad name. . .
I hope Bruce gets his b*lls back. One of the worst things you can do to a man is emasculate him, and she did it on television.
Kris is the wealthier version of Kate Gosselin.
Maybe Bruce just stayed around until his daughter’s got old enough.
I’ve missed something somewhere along the way…what has Bruce done business-wise to amass quite a substantial fortune? I know he is a well-respected Olympic athlete…
I want Bruce to tell the Kardashian secrets behind OJ getting away with murder.
He’s done a lot of lucrative public speaking, spokesperson for Wheaties back in the day, and I’m sure he got a major cut of KUWTK profits over the years.
Does this evil woman realize what she does to her youngest daughters when she speaks like this about Bruce?
Perhaps she should have kept her legs closed to other men, if she wanted to stay married to Robert.