Miley Cyrus is bored off her ass, y’all. Really. She captioned the above Twitpic with “Sundays consists of sitting by the fire by myself bored.” I guess BFF/enabler Cheyne is off duty on Sundays, but it’s sad that Miley doesn’t know what to do with herself besides party. My grandma always told me there are never boring subjects, just boring people. Well Miley has come down off her twerking cloud and realized there’s not much else that interests her. This is her second publicized round of boredom in as many months. She’ll soon be heading off for a disastrous tour where she’ll (temporarily) score $500,000 per night. Still she’s all “FML.”
It’s worth noting that Miley’s current Twitter profile pic is the latest InTouch tabloid cover with a cover story that shouts, “I need help!” Miley laughs at these stories, but she was the one partying with an open bottle of liquor in the back of a car on Halloween. This wouldn’t be such a huge deal (she’s 20) if she didn’t insist she hates drinking alcohol. The Mail has photos of Miley in a car with Benji Madden, twin brother of Joel (Nicole Richie will not be happy about this). The Mail claims Miley and Benji were making out all night long. I believe it because Miley indiscriminately makes out with everyone now:
Miley Cyrus seems to have finally moved on from fiance Liam Hemsworth.
MailOnline can exclusively report that during a Thursday Halloween party that took place in West Hollywood nightclub Bootsy Bellows, the twerker was spotted “making out” with rock star Benji Madden.
“They seemed really into each other,” an eyewitness tells MailOnline exclusively. Miley’s rep did not return calls to MailOnline.
Leaving together: That’s Benji (right) with his makeup washed off and Miley (left) with her purple Lil’ Kim wig still on
Miley, who looked “amazing” in her Lil Kim outfit, was introduced to Benji through a friend at Adam Lambert’s Halloween Party Powered by CIROC, says the source.
“Soon they were flirting and talking very closely. Then they shared a kiss. They left Bootsy Bellows together around 1 am,” an eyewitness who was at the event tells MailOnline.
“They tried to be discreet by sharing a car with some other friends but it was clear they were leaving as a couple.”
[From Daily Mail]
E! Online confirmed the confirmed the “makeout sesh” with two separate sources. Honestly, I don’t know much about Benji and wouldn’t know a Good Charlotte song from any other late 1990s radio music. Benji’s supposedly a nice guy, but he dated Paris Hilton for about a year, which makes him suspect. Benji (I think) is the twin on the left on this photo, right?
Miley’s dogs sure do love her Chanel blankie.
Photos courtesy of Miley Cyrus on Twitter, Fame/Flynet & WENN
Is it just me, or do some celebrities have the absolute worst cell phone cameras? Why are her personal photos so blurry? Just a random observation!
It’s blurry so it’s “artistic”. I waved my hands as I typed that.
Ugh, Good Charlotte. I had forgotten they had existed and was content with that. Just reminds me of bad MTV and Punk’d and My Chemical Romance.
I know. How is Good Charlotte still relevant a decade later? they only had a one hit.
Except for the annoying teen emo MCRmy movement My Chemical Romance was a good band.
she made out with HIM? why? was the valet busy? unbelievable.
Hahaha! Good one, @smee! Like your sense of humor.
thx – I do my best
I bet Nicole loves this …
What was it Miley said about not grinding up against an old man in his 30s?
I’m afraid Miley doesn’t know what “ennui” means.
I’m afraid I don’t know what it means either. Is it something gross?
^Yeah it is! And I totally think Miley could go this route. Her eventually getting married to an irrelevant musician in a shitty pop punk or nu metal band makes complete sense to me. I hear that guy from Sum 41 is single… maybe she could make out with him next.
it means boredom
I know. I don’t know why it’s such a gendered, age specific word to me. I think ‘feminine ennui’ is a term that got thrown around too much in high school. I think of it as basically the same as ‘angst’ …but a bit more sexist for some reason.
*bashes head on desk*
Okay it just means boredom, shit. Except worse.
“Miley Cyrus seems to have finally moved on from fiance Liam Hemsworth.”
Oh please … there’s been a report of Miley making out with someone nearly every week for the past three months.
@Bedhead … this guy’s twin if married to Nicole Richie.
This girl needs a lot of attention or else she finds herself “bored”. Dated a man like this once, hated to be alone. He said he was scared of what his mind would think of when he was alone. Sad
some extreme extroverts are just like that – they get really dark thoughts when they are alone. It isn`t that they are dumb or something. They just need to go to a therapist so they can get over some underlying issues .
Bedhead, your quote about what your Grandmother said is quite insightful & spot on! Sounds like your Grandmother is a sage person. About Miley, I dunno….all her antics just really scream “mental health issues” to me. She comes across as a vacuous, vein & needy girl.
Miley & her team have definitely dreamed up a great niche for her, & she’s garnered a great deal of $$ & publicity. However, when the dust, attention & spotlights settle & wane, what’s going to be left for her? Her tweets are very revealing.
Why would she make out with him of all people? She is the biggest pop star right now she can have anyone for a rebound. Why the fat basic madden bro? Ewwwww
( She is the biggest pop star right now ) haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
She has the biggest selling album so i dont know what you are laughing at. Lots of GOOD looking men would get with her just because of that. Look at gaga her boyfriend is gorgeous, she is basic,.
First off Katy Perry sold 286,000 in its first week which was more then what Miley album sold.
Top 10 Bestselling Albums of 2013 So Far
Justin Timberlake – The 20/20 Experience – 2,037,000
Bruno Mars – Unorthodox Jukebox – 985,000
Mumford and Sons – Babel – 884,000
Blake Shelton – Based On a True Story – 703,000
Imagine Dragons – Night Visions – 692,000
Pink – The Truth About Love – 674,000
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis – The Heist – 653,000
The Lumineers – The Lumineers – 649,000
Taylor Swift – Red – 616,000
Daft Punk – Random Access Memories – 614,000
So how dose she have the biggest selling album?
Ok, its not that serious. She has a best selling album. Either way benji is nothing to write home about. And isnt he like 15 years older too? Thats pretty gross.
Hey girl, it’s good to be alone sometimes. Instead of twitting (twatting?) about it, write your own songs. Love, someone whose little sisters still like you a lot for some reason.
Twatting indeed!!! lol
When did Benji Madden become a “rock star”?
Thanks to those that remembered the Madden band, Good Charlotte. I saw them on a side stage at a festival concert years ago and remember how after their show they were literally begging people to buy their CD. One of them asked me if I wanted to buy a CD and he would sign it. I declined and moved on to see Eminem who I was excited to hear in concert. He was just starting out.
Haha, desperate is a good description for them, they also tried to creep up to Interpol(the band), posting pics outside their wardrobe and namedropping them in interviews.
interpol is awesome… gawd i better not hear about miley making out with paul
I’ve heard some nasty things from this type of extroverts who are just like Miley (in the sense that they can party all the time and can’t find anything constructive to do when they’re alone), who think their lifestyle is superior and the only normal one and that if you are an introvert, you are damaged and subhuman, but no, thanks. At least my happiness and good spirit are not depending on whether my friends are willing to party with me because I’m never bored on my own.
Can’t she just read a book, go to the cinema/ theater/ museum, travel somewhere interesting? She has basically unlimited financial means which equals unlimited possibilities, how can sit at home and do nothing (with an alternative being partying and nothing else)? Imagination is a key. I’m not even sorry for being judgmental, because I think she is wasting the possibilities she has with her narrow horizons. Rant over.
You’re forgetting she’s probably on a very tight schedule of appearances and promotions and who knows what else. If it hasn’t been figured into the next year or two, and can’t be done in a few hours, it’s just not happening.
She must be exhausted, too.
I know we’re all having a lot of fun snarking about her, but let’s be serious for a second: she’s under an enormous amount of pressure, she probably can trust a handful of people (if that), and the only place where she can just unwind is her home. I can only imagine what her life must feel like right now. I’m not surprised she’s experiencing “ennui”.
Reading a book or going to the theater is not that time-consuming and she is the one complaining about boredom. Plus I’m not only talking about now. It’s understandable that she doesn’t have time to travel the world right now because she is in the middle of promoting her album but not so long ago she was on a 2-year break from work and she was papped almost every day – all she was doing was pilates and shopping. She was basically all the time in LA doing all the same stuff every single day. The best thing she could have done with that time would be going to some school or trying to get to now the world better by travelling, meeting “ordinary” people and experiencing a different lifestyle. I can bet my right arm that when she will go on tour, she will be partying every single night. Many other musicians use their free time before the concerts to get to know the places better and educate themselves (such experiences are useful in the writing process but she doesn’t write her own songs), she will be busy curing hangovers. The same applies to many different celebrities, A, B, C or Z-listers, Jennifer Aniston spends her every vacation in the same spot, lying on the beach and destroying her skin. When Leonardo DiCaprio is not working, he is partying with Lucas Haas and VS models etc etc. I’m not saying that she should never party, there’s nothing wrong with it when it’s done moderately but it’s all she does despite having so many opportunities. Her lack of education and life experience outside the show-business bubble is very clear from her interviews.
Hey, I’m not saying she’s NOT an airhead. She just doesn’t know any better, so I find it difficult to be critical of her. She thinks she’s got it all figured out. At her age, a lot of us do. She grew up in an environment that isn’t conducive to reflection or empathy or any of the things we all learn while living in communities and having to compromise and dealing with reality. I have a really hard time faulting her for not learning from experiences she hasn’t yet had.
If she’s still doing this in five years? Ya, I’ll be the first to jump on her, and I’ll enjoy it. Until then, I can’t really find much schadenfreude here, unfortunately.
I’m not sure why I’m admitting this in a public forum, but I used to be obsessed with Good Charlotte back in junior high, and I was convinced I was going to marry Benji. (My best friend was going to marry Joel.) I chalk it up to being thirteen. Oh well. 😀
Confession is good for the soul!
SO many girls at my middle school loved Good Charlotte; oh 2002 *sniff*
Oh look. Two d-bags for the price of one!
Eh. She’s young, rich and is constantly partying or scheduled for appearances etc.. I can understand feeling bored when everything quiets down and you feel alone and very cut off from everyone. Nowadays I don’t get bored but when I was young and immature I’m sure I did at one point or another.
Oh geez. From Liam to Benji. It’s like eating a gourmet meal and then going to McDonalds.
She’s someone who could greatly benefit from picking up a book when she’s bored. She might learn something or at least broaden her vocabulary.
Miley’s pupils are always dilated.
Ugh Benji Madden? excatly how much does this girl drink?
I’m just realizing that her shirt says adults suck.
Has anyone ever seen Miley and Justin Bieber in the same room? Just wondering…