Kelsey Grammer’s wife made him tattoo her name on his crotch so he wouldn’t cheat

We know the callous way that Kelsey Grammer cheated on and dumped his third wife, Camille, for his fourth wife, Kayte, because we saw it play out on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. In fact Camille recently tweeted that Kelsey acts like she doesn’t exist although they were married for 13 years and have two teenage children. Kayte, who dressed like Camille one year for Halloween and knows all about the way Kelsey treated Camille, hatched a plan to avoid the same fate as her. She convinced Kelsey to get a tattoo of her name above his crotch so he wouldn’t cheat. I’m not even extrapolating, Kelsey admitted to Conan O’Brien that he had the tattoo for that purpose and that it was Kayte’s idea. He said it’s his only tattoo.

Conan: You’re not a tattoo guy are you?
I’m not, no. I have one tattoo. It’s in a place that’s very discreet. It’s right over here. [points to groin]

In the groinal area
In the pubis. That’s where it is.

Why did you get it there? Is it pointing the way?
I think it was more sort of an ownership thing. My wife said ‘Why don’t you get a tattoo?’
I guess, maybe, it was based on the idea if ever, I thought maybe a peccadillo outside the marriage, was a good idea that whoever it might be, would read that this particular piece of equipment was already signed, and owned, by someone named Kayte.

[From Conan via Seriously OMG]

People assume that Kelsey is classy because of his Frasier character and his voice, plus Kayte is British and that automatically conveys class, but this is one of the trashiest things I’ve heard. Oh I’ll just put my name above your junk like I own that. The way you get ‘em is the way you lose ‘em and no tattoo is going to stop Kelsey from cheating. Three kids under six, the effects of aging and a tattoo might slow him down though and Kayte is using all the tricks she can.

Kelsey is starring on Like Father on Netflix with Kristen Bell and Seth Rogen. It’s getting mediocre to bad reviews. There’s talk that he’s been pitching a Frasier revival, about which he’s been noncommittal, saying it might not happen. Kelsey, a Republican, was asked in a Guardian interview about Roseanne being fired for her overt racism. His response is to act like people disliking racism and holding others responsible for promoting it is a first amendment issue.

He doesn’t excuse Roseanne’s remarks, instead choosing to talk in larger terms about national division.

“Obviously, some lines have been drawn,” says Grammer. “People are swift to judge, swift to react, swift to punish. I don’t think it’s the best side of us to punish everybody who says something that we don’t particularly like. The first amendment is an important part of our lives and of our culture. But you work for certain people and they don’t like what you said, and they’ll fire you. And that’s the way it goes.”

[From The Guardian]

On one hand he admits that being fired is a consequence of racism, without ever using the word racist. His initial answer is the default response of fragile white supremacists, who claim it’s a free speech issue and that they’re being punished for having an opinion. They paint themselves as victims when they’re finally being called out for victimizing people for existing. It seems fitting that this a-hole’s wife trusts him so little that she made him get her name tattooed on his crotch.

Here’s the video of Kelsey on Conan:




photos credit: WENN

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  1. Lala11_7 says:

    That’s…a story…that I would tell…NO ONE!!!!

  2. girl_ninja says:

    He’ll cheat again and he’ll blame liberals. Trumpster.

  3. SJhere says:

    Barf! Tattooing your name on him isn’t going to stop him from cheating. Idiots both of them. Kelsey has a history of awful behaviour in his relationships. The current wife might outlive him to collect his money, and frankly that’s what she has always been after.

    Stop all this re-booting nonsense also.
    Come up with some new ideas please.

  4. Sigh... says:

    Unless the tattoo changes colors like a sticker or beeps to indicate when he cheats like a microwave, WHAT-OR-HOW-IN-THE FU–


    You know what…?

  5. MaryContrary says:

    I need brain bleach for that image.

  6. L. says:

    That tattoo will have as much power against cheating as a restraining order does against violence.

  7. Runcmc says:

    Honestly he’s such a dumpster fire of a human that if I were her I’d be HOPING he’d cheat so we could divorce and I’d get alimony. What would motivate her to stay with this dude is beyond me (when a divorce settlement would probably be enough to live on comfortably)

  8. Lightpurple says:

    Because it’s the woman who reads the tattoos responsibility to call off the sex act, not the married guy who just exposed his junk to someone other than his wife.

    I loved the show and the character Frasier but Kelsey Grammer is not the man Frasier is. He’s one of those Republicans who constantly whines that Hollywood discriminates against conservatives and refuses to hire them, despite the fact that he is constantly working, more than most actors, despite having a past history of major substance abuse problems. His views on women and control of our own bodies are quite disgusting and disturbing and go a long way to explain why he’s on his 4th marriage.

  9. Veronica S. says:

    My whole thing is…why marry? Why not just go the Leonardo DiCaprio route and f*ck whoever? It seems like such a waste of time and money to get married over and over again when you have no real respect for the women you’re with, anyhow. What’s he been married now? Like five times?

  10. Neelyo says:

    Didn’t Camille get him while he was married too? New wife has changed so much in appearance since she first hit the scene.

    And yes, he’s a garbage human being. Not going to support any show he’s on.

  11. Beth says:

    Ouch! Does she really believe that will stop him from cheating? That’s kinda stupid to make him do that

  12. My3cents says:

    Classy is as classy does.

  13. AG-UK says:

    He cheated when he met her wasn’t she a flight attendant saw him on the plane and thought they were meant to be after a conversation? Tattoo won’t stop a cheat and sounds ridiculous.

  14. London Lozza says:

    I had no idea about his previous form of the way he treated his previous wife and find it SO disappointing as he was recently here on island as guest speaker at the Crisis Centre gala.

    He spoke really honestly about the rape and murder of his sister ( ).

    How can someone be such a hypocrite?! Treat people properly, it’s not hard!

  15. Jenns says:

    This seems like a perfectly normal and healthy relationship.

  16. CharlieBouquet says:

    Oh so edgy, I pee on my husband before he leaves every day to mark my territory. Amateurs

  17. Who ARE These People? says:

    I hope the process hurt like hell.

  18. Tate says:

    No one wants your prick of a husband. That garbage is all yours, Kayte.

  19. Betsy says:

    How do you spell “trash”? Kelsey Grammer!

  20. Chaine says:

    Her face looks painful. She was very fresh faced and cute when she and Kelsey first got together. Now she looks haggard and poorly tweaked and older than Camille.

  21. elisabeth says:

    perhaps if Kayte took a hint from ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ on forcing a tattoo on might work

  22. T says:

    He cheats with you, he is going to cheat on you. If that still didn’t happen in their marriage, it’s because he is old. Some women want to believe that when a husband cheats on his wife, she was the problem, not the man. So when the former lover becomes the wife, she wants to believe it will be different with her, forgetting that her previous place is now available. Besides that, I despise people that uses the first amendment as an excuse to say hurtfull and racist things. “Disparagement humor is the punchline of the marginalized group”.

    • S says:

      Yep, when a mistress becomes a wife, she creates a job opening.

      Always a laugh when third, fourth or fifth wives act like their longterm cheater hubby’s “faithfulness” to them proves they are their one true love. Like, it’s not actually the 20+ age gap and his decreasing testosterone and attractiveness that (potentially) makes him “loyal.”

      If he has the opportunity to “trade up” (age-wise down) again one more time like, if, for instance, he gets another show and renews his visibility, he most certainly will.

  23. HK9 says:

    How do you get the universe to doom your relationship? Tattoo the name of that person somewhere on your body-it’s never a good sign. Never.

  24. Tiffany says:

    Sucks about the movie’s reviews. I like Lauren Miller. For A Good Time Call should have made her a bigger deal.

  25. DragonWise says:

    Its one level of classlessness to suggest a tattoo above one’s junk, a higher level to actually do it, and a whole other Defcon level of trashy to tell people on a talk show as if it’s a cute little anecdote about a strong marriage. Camille dodged a bullet. Sounds like it’s best for her if she’s forgotten.

  26. Joanie says:

    Rumor has it that he had a taste for underage girls back in the 80s when he was doing coke.

  27. JoJo says:

    That reminds me of an episode of Steve Harvey Show where a women asked, “If it was weird?” that she writes on her boyfriend’s penis when he leaves the house so he won’t cheat.He had cheated before and he let her write on it.I think she says she takes a picture of the penis to make sure nobody rewrites (forges) her signature SMH

  28. Lama Bean says:

    I loved Frasier and Girlfriends. I try not to read things about Kelsey Grammer because it reminds me that he’s a major jackass and taints the memory of those beloved shows.

  29. Leapin' Lizards! says:

    Decrepitude will keep him faithful more than any tattoo ever will. Kayte sounds like a twit.

    As for his comments about Roseanne, it’s annoying all these white men sounding the alarm about the first amendment. The reality of the U.S. is that tens of millions of p.o.c. live in a police state, even in their homes that they bought and paid for, on the streets in towns they pay taxes and hassled by cops for b.s. like broken tail lights and somehow the cops feel threatned by unarmed people. We live in a country where it is somehow acceptable for the barbeque beckys to harass people *because* of their color and spuriously call the cops — during a time when cops are empowered to kill *any* citizen if they feel “threatened” and p.o.c. most of all — and these permit pattys suffer no consequence for filing false reports. It’s in this toxic atmosphere that Roseanne made her idiotic joke –which was on her time, and not as a “comic”, ok? And here comes Kelsy and his ilk, suddenly all aflutter over poor Rosie’s rights? LOL. Please.

    • BrutalEthyl says:

      Making a generalized statement about white men is both sexist and racist.

      • magnoliarose says:

        Nope. LL said white men LIKE Kelsy. Not ALL white men.

      • S says:

        Oh my gawd, being sexist and racist towards white men is NOT A THING.

        Racism and Sexism require both prejudice AND power. Just take a quick look at who has held the power since before this country’s inception. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

        If you answered “white men” you win. If you answered, “But what about_____” BUZZZ, wrong answer … Please read a history book not written by Bill O’Reilly.

        That these dumbass “reverse racism* is the real racism,” Daily Stormer talking points have hit Fox News and gone mainstream is a clear indicator of how poorly educated our society is.

        *NOTE: “reverse racism” … Also, NOT. A. THING.

  30. lucy2 says:

    He is messy AF. It’s amazing he spent so many years portraying a “classy” character, and in reality he’s so…ugh.
    First amendment does not equal speech without consequences. Roseanne is not in jail. She has lost none of her rights. If he were as smart as he thinks he is, he’d know that.

    If you have to literally brand your name on someone so they won’t cheat…maybe not a great choice for a spouse/partner.

  31. D says:

    Gurl just cuz you want that dirty lookin grizzled crotch doesn’t mean anybody else does how gross don’t insult us ladies with taste and self respect your man is nasty and so are you #BirdsOfAFeather #ChickenHeadTogether

  32. Jenni says:

    It’s hilarious how Americans buy into the British people being classy charade. A very small% even talk like Helen Mirren and the royals.

    Kelsey is gross and that kayte just has that look of a woman who will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She went from being a flight attendant to millionaire celeb wife with nannies galore. Guess having him grunting on top of her is worth it.

    Men chasing flight attendants is a real thing, I know somebody that had benicio del toro call her a week later after chatting to him a bit on the flight.

  33. Fluffy Princess says:

    Really? Because that was a minor plot point in one of his old movies called, “Down Periscope.” His character was a sailor who had a tattoo on his junk. So is this story true, or something he pulled up from an old movie that most people don’t remember? (But should, because it’s a really, fun movie. )

  34. stinky says:

    Any stewardess will do, after all.. . .. . .. .

  35. Lyla says:

    First amendment issue? I wasn’t aware Roseanne was persecuted by the govt.

  36. holly hobby says:

    She sounds like piece of work. Good luck trying to get rid of that one Kelsey.

  37. Jess says:

    Well that sums up how secure she feels in that relationship. Must be a miserable life just waiting for your husband to cheat on you.

  38. BrutalEthyl says:

    Nobody wants that old man wang. There’s nothing but aged cheese on that thing. She should have tattooed Limburger on it. Chances are, the smell will confirm.

  39. Puravidacostarica says:

    So when will Eddie Cibrian admit to this as well?

  40. borgqueen says:

    @ Minx – AGREED 100%. If it wasnt RHOBH showing us how Kelsey cheated on Camille, I would have kept believing he was Frasier. As a conservative, I wonder how did he feel about his 2 gay castmates (the actors that portrayed his dad and brother are gay).

    I LOVED FRASIER and as African-American, I am so hurt to discover his true nature.

  41. bears says:

    What a disgusting piece of garbage. And I mean both of them.

  42. Christina Lowe says:

    Oh YES, that will stop him from cheating

  43. Otis7 says:

    How exactly would that stop him…….????

  44. S says:

    That’s … Not how cheating works.

  45. S says:

    Also, love to label my loved ones like they’re yogurts in a shared work fridge. Sure it will work just as well as that time-honored and sacred technique.

  46. lexie says:

    is there anyone you actually like? or are all white males white supremacists?

  47. Patty says:

    LOL. Kayte better hope he doesn’t run into Miranda Lambert. :) I kid, I kid…but seriously though.