Karlie Kloss ate her wedding cake on the floor at 2 am & only had a 2-day ‘minimoon’

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i married my best friend ❤️

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Joshua Kushner posted this Instagram yesterday, a little throwback to his wedding day, which was last Thursday. I’m still surprised that Karlie and Joshua managed to sneak off and get married on a weekday when no one was expecting it, but I actually had a realization about the timing: Karlie is part of the rebooted Project Runway. She’s already filming Project Runway this week, and she’ll probably be doing that for months. So maybe the wedding was timed around her only “days off” until January or something.

Anyway, as you can see, Joshua believes he married his “best friend.” Mazel tov, I guess. It’s weird that so many rich guys are only BFFs with supermodels, right? Karlie also posted some new photos on her Instagram Stories, including one pic where she’s still in her Dior wedding gown, sitting on the floor and eating a piece of her wedding cake. We also got a glimpse of her “minimoon” – Joshua and Karlie headed out for a 48-hour honeymoon this past weekend because, as I said, all of this was scheduled around her Project Runway commitments.

Also, for what it’s worth, People Magazine confirmed the obvious, that Taylor Swift didn’t attend Karlie’s wedding. Taylor was already in Australia for her tour. Even if Tay had been in New York, I doubt she would have gone to Karlie’s wedding though. Those two had a massive falling out, and one post on Karlie’s Instagram hasn’t fixed it.

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Photos courtesy of Karlie and Joshua’s social media.

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  1. Bella says:

    This is a classic gown. The Duchess of Cambridge’s dress should have looked like this. Very beautiful.

  2. Surely Wolfbeak says:

    That’s a GD Momofuku Milk Bar birthday cake cake. That makes this the only thing I have ever been even tangentially interested in related to Karlie Kloss.

  3. Kerfuffle says:

    Karlie’s middle of the woods wedding pictures all have the weirdest vibe. Just me?

    • jules says:

      Her whole effing life can be a honeymoon. She travels the world for a living. Her husband is filthy rich. GAWD.

  4. minx says:

    Very beautiful dress, that’s all I got.

  5. ItReallyIsYou,NotMe says:

    Loved the comment about rich guys only being BFFs with supermodels. Gone Girl had that thread about how Amy was angry about how *some* men go for women who are “one of the guys” while remaining remarkably
    hot and fit. It was one of those thank God someone said it moments for me.

  6. Holly says:

    I mean … they’ve been together for 6 years or something. So yeah, they probably are best friends. She’s heavily involved in tech, so is he.

    I wish the snark was directed to something true.

    • Memefinder says:

      She’s not heavily involved in tech. Someone like Softbank’s CEO, Jack Dorsey, Marc Benioff, or Sheryl Sandberg would be heavily involved in tech. She does a course and promotes a girls for coding thing and her main job still seems to be modelling. That’s in no way moving and shaking in tech.

  7. perplexed says:

    He’s good-looking though. It makes sense he’d be attracted to an attractive woman.

    People are generally attracted to people who are the same level of fit and hot as them. (I know he’s a Kushner, but he’s really not ugly like Rupert Murdoch or anything).

    • Desolee says:

      Yeah he’s not bad looking at all. MUCH nicer looking that his brother. And she’s cute but she’s not the most gorgeous model ever. She’s prettier than Gisele I’ll give her that, but people used to say she looks like taylor swift but I find ts prettier.
      Anyway, they are a nice match

    • Memefinder says:

      He’s definitely better looking than Jared and Miranda Kerr’s catch. But that hairstyle is so preppy high school kid.

      • perplexed says:

        I DO think he’s really preppy-looking, but once in a while there is a good-looking one among them. I think he counts as attractive. Since he’s a businessman (of, er, some sort), I wouldn’t really expect him to run around looking like a rock star or Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean.

        He’s not as good-looking as JFK Jr (who was also dressed preppy all the time), but he’s better looking than Caroline Kennedy’s son. If I knew nothing about him (that he’s related to the Kushners) and saw him walking down the street, I’d think he was good-looking (objectively speaking).

  8. Livvers says:

    Such cultivated normalcy. Look at this fake “snapshot of a snapshot.” Notice the shadows and how harshly they fall against his neck, but somehow Karlie’s face is lit from two sides rather than being in shadow? RICH PEOPLE. Sigh.

  9. Veronica S. says:

    Lol, as if I’m to believe she actually ate that cake. Rich people will watch the world burn while they arrange artsy Instagram photos and play-act at being just another couple.

    • Pandy says:

      Yes, a small piece of something chocolate … no chocolate on her fingers, no chairs in her hotel suite. Just endless pix …

    • Meh says:

      Agreed. She didn’t eat cake on the floor at 2 am. She posed with cake on the floor at 2 am.

  10. Case says:

    I didn’t realize before that she’s in the new season of Project Runway. The quickie wedding makes more sense now.

    • Lorelei says:

      I was trying to decide whether or not to keep watching PR after Heidi and Tim left and that decision was made for me as soon as I saw that KKK here will be on it. I find her so boring and obviously an association with the Kushners doesn’t help. I can delete that from my DVR now!

  11. Indiana Joanna says:

    I think she’s a bland, self promoting, hyper self aware bore. Just like Grifter Barbie.

    • LL says:

      She is nothing without her PR team. She is sooo smart. Well, that’s what her PR team said. But is she still going to college? She is always promoting something. Is she promoting Milk Bar?

    • Memefinder says:

      I agree with both of you. If she embraced being a model instead of trying so hard to sell herself as a brainy tech figure and a coding nerd/expert, she probably wouldn’t be so irritating.

  12. Ann says:

    Man that first picture is super pious. Also, “It’s weird that so many rich guys are only BFFs with supermodels, right? ” lol!

  13. NicoleinSavannah says:

    Kaiser and Fellow Celebitches,
    Have y’all seen the breakdowns happening for the Kaylors?? They are LOSING it. Except me, I’m a total Kaylor, but these peeps are swearing it wasn’t real since he’s ya know, already married with a secret baby.