I just like to keep up with Khloe Kardashianâs new cosmetic work, so hereâs an Instagram from this week – Khloe knows weâre talking about her botched AF nose job and she keeps giving us fresh angles on it. When I say âbotched nose job,â I donât mean that the plastic surgeons f–ked it up, I mean that Khloe herself âbotchedâ it by wanting a nose too small for her face, and her surgeons botched their duty in telling her that the too-small nose would look awful. She has her motherâs awful nose now and Iâm still bothered by it.
In other Khloe news, I guess people are still talking about the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which was all about Tristan Thompson âcheatingâ on Khloe. We knew in real time that Khloe and Tristan were basically broken up at the time, just as we knew in real time that Tristan was a compulsive cheater who had no interest in being in a relationship with Khloe, nor was he interested in being faithful to her or anyone. But the Kardashians made it seem like it was all Jordyn Woodsâ fault, and not only that, Khloeâs storyline was all about how Jordyn never apologized. Well, Entertainment Tonight caught up with Jordyn this week and she had sh-t to say:
I like the way she handled that and turned it into an advertisement for what sheâs got going on now. The Kardashian-Jenners understood that they overplayed their hand months ago, so I really wonder why they didnât refilm some of those scenes where itâs obvious they were coming after Jordyn, who definitely came across as the victim of the big, bad Kardashians.
Anyway, enjoy the photos of Khloe looking like a dumbass. She was strutting around Studio City yesterday with a lollipop and dumb boots. Dude, itâs the end of June.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid and Instagram.
That family is determined to make bike shorts happen
Those should be seen outside the gym. What an awful piece of clothing
And insistently ignoring the fact that, as fkn stupid as a fake diaper butt looks in regular pants and skirts, it’s infinitely more stupid looking in tight shorts that emphasize your scrawny legs and disproportionate hips.
It looks like sheâs trying to copy Ariana Grandeâs look. It doesnât suit her, to put it nicely (I donât think it suits Ariana Grande either, but if sheâs happy with it, good for her). The lollipop is SO obnoxious I donât have words. đ As for the nose job, it looks like her nostrils have melted. Creepy.
She gets to show off to us her overly-plumped lips, horse’s rump ponytail, ridiculous plastic nails (and nose) and her (as T1000 so aptly put) ripoff of Ariana’s styling – it is not an original look, AG is younger and while hideous – it works for her image. Khloe looks ridiculous with the lollipop prop. Anything to get papped, I guess. It’s June – drop the plaid & black boots and wear something to celebrate summer.
But they are so comfortable, why you coming for me?!?!
Jk I have worn them in public once, and it was before 6 am and for a walk, but I sleep in then every night and they are so comfy đ I wish they could happen so bad.
“She has her motherâs awful nose now and Iâm still bothered by it.”
They pretty much all have their mother’s nose now, with the exception of Kendall because she’s the only one who didn’t overdo her rhinoplasty. But I bet in the future even she’ll get the Kris Jenner special.
Then again she looks less like O.J now.
My hair is colored so when my roots start to grow in, I chalk it up to it being on purpose. This God awful new look has saved me money at least.
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@Nicegirl…
Absolutely.DEAD.
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I do like that jean outfit in the top photo though …
in the first photo she is penciling around it with a brown pencil to make it appear wider and not so michael jackson-esque. hahaha
OMG! You are right!
You know, I actually feel sorry for Khloe. People have always made fun of her as the âfatâ or the âuglyâ Kardashian sister. She is tall and naturally a bigger girl next to her super tiny sisters. Her physicality has been a point of conversation so much so that people openly have questioned her paternity. That has to f-ck with your head and your self-esteem so much. She seemed to be okay during the year she was married but I think the end of her marriage brought about a shift. It was around that time that she got super skinny, had her butt done…
Her nose was the widest of all the sisters. The most âethnicâ looking. And she erased it to look like her sisters (who also had nose jobs to erase their ethnicity). I honestly canât bring myself to bash her because I think everything she does flows from a place of low self-esteem.
Agreed. Sad but true. I kinda like Khloe, I enjoyed watching that show she had called “Kocktails with Khloe.” She could definitely hold her own if she broke away from the family.
Yea NOPE. Khloe was and always has been the family attack dog whenever anyone dare question the Kardashianâs. She is mean and spiteful and low self esteem/teasing is no excuse for how awful she was/is. Anyone remember when she mocked Ambers (Kanyeâs ex) stripper past when completely forgetting her sister is a glorified porn star. Pity someone else because she ainât it.
@Jb you seem to be conveniently forgetting the other half of that story. It started when AMBER started talking s*it about Kylie on a national radio show. She started that feud. And Khloe didnât bring up Amberâs past until Amber decided to play the morality card, i know itâs easy to hate on the Kardashians but Amber was no victim in that situation. She name-dropped the Kardashians for clout and it backfired.
Perhaps we donât want to bring up the Kylie/Amber issues, because it all stems from the fact that Kylieâs family was totally fine with Tyga grooming Kylie to be his girlfriend from a young age. Amber should never have said anything publicly, but the rest of that family utterly failed Kylie as well, so Khloe isnât getting points for âdefendingâ Kylie.
@Kerfuffle I didnât bring them up. What I did was clarify the situation. Which – we ALL know that Tyga/Kylie situation was messed up. Amber wasnt helping Kylie by brining it up. She was nasty to her and she should have kept her damn mouth shut and stayed out of it. Period. Which was my point.
Valiantly, I’ve been thinking that from the first time she had a radical makeover. She’s obsessed with keeping up with the Kardashians.
It’s kind of sad.
Let us not forget that not only is she (the whole family actually) profiting from this “low self-esteem”, they perpetuate the insidious crap women are fed all the time – we are not good enough. We are never good enough as we are. We need the product she shills to feel good about ourselves. You have flaws – cover it up with this product i use (although they use a surgeon for that). Is that your natural body shape? Not acceptable! Change it by drinking this tea, doing this exercise, wearing this underthingie (again, they use their surgeon instead of the products they shill). The trouble is this family manufacture unnecessary needs feeding on girls’ and women’s insecurities/ low self esteem, monetizes it and perpetuate the vicious cycle of girls and women trying to live up to unrealistic norms. The worst part is that they do this while stealing from POC’s culture.
Iâm a black woman so I am VERY aware of the appropriation that family deals in. That wasn’t my point. My comment isn’t about getting into a debate about the Kardashians as a family. My comment is specifically about Khloe and her own esteem issues. And btw – often times people perpetuate the things they themselves struggle with. Im not giving any of them a pass but that just a simple fact.
Also most of your examples are related to Kim specifically.
I got your point. Its clear, I did not negate it. I placed my post under yours as I used your post as a take-off point to add my opinion regarding Khloe and her low self esteem and what she and her family did and do about it.
You are not the only black woman here so we need not go into who among us are more aware of appropriation. I wrote that statement in general for whoever is reading and not to call you out. As for my examples – its my opinion that they apply to Khloe as well.
I haven’t got a lick of sympathy for her or any other member of her family. She’s got low self-esteem? Pity. Let her go get help; she’s got the money. What about the self-esteem of the women of colour this family has made it their career to go after.
Their form of cultural appropriation is the worst kind. The Kardashians message is that they’re better at being Black women than REAL Black women are.
They can’t disappear fast enough for my liking.
@varnished I wasnât trying to make Amber into some victim, merely pointing out Khloe is no meek, innocent woman who is simply a product of her environment. Khloe has spewed our hate and vitriol via Twitter /Instagram towards anyone who isnât a fan of their crap. Again, she does not deserve anyoneâs sympathy, she is as vile as the rest of her family
This. Why feel sorry for her, she creates her own life and the family is all trash.
I used to think she was somewhat attractive but she doesnât even look like herself. Really screwed her face up.
As always her Instagram photos are photoshopped to hell. If you look at pictures she takes with fans you see the real klozilla.
yeah I think that nose in the photo is a photoshop/contoured nose. She still has her real nose
Whats with her and Kylie’s droopy upper lips? The sides of their upper lips really sag
That you described her as “klozilla” is exactly one of the reasons she has a desire to prove herself so much looks-wise.
Mean.
I actually love her outfit with the lollipop. *ducks*
She’s giving me Fergie vibes in that one, which is… weird.
So th black-roots wigs are still a thing, then? This family…
THEY’RE SO F*CKING UGLY. I DO NOT understand why “showing your roots” ever became a thing. wig or natural.
YES! No one thinks your hair is real. Stop this.
Jordyn is so dead eyed and monotone
She’s just following the crowd. Ugh/
I think she was nervous.
I’m not sure she got a new nose job. I think its contouring and maybe some picture tricks.
Being told at 14 that u need a nose job would mess with anyone’s body image. I think she likes how she looks because she doesn’t look like herself which says something about low slf esteem and self hatred. Ugh that family
Channelling her best Ariana Grande impression. High ponytail-check, long shirt with no pants (cheated a little with biker shorts)-check, thigh high boots-check, sucking on a lollipop-check
Noses always look bigger in photos, so this nose must be tiny in reality. Why do they all want these tiny tiny noses? It does not fit their faces. They all look worse year by year, and they all look robotic and strange.
Next year only nostrils will be left.
Omg, she looks just like kris in that profile pic.
*Next trend!* Big butts, no noses.
LOL!
Those oversized ooking sunglasses will look even more foolish when they slide off her tiny nose
Hahahahahaha!
God she needs to stop everything. Especially the duck lips.
That first photo her face reminds me of Lil Kim at some point in her plastic surgery nightmare.
Wow, I feel sorry for her and her whole family. They are so superficial – they must have low self esteem and a deep emptiness within that they are trying to fill with stuff and beauty. Ack.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.capitalxtra.com/news/khloe-kardashian-nose-job-surgery-before-after/
This is where it looks like a true Kris nose, and that she did something to it.
LOL biting Ariana’s style I see !
Also, I don’t think they can “re-shoot” scenes anymore because these women are always changing how they look !
Okay, the other day I said it looked nice. I take that back. From this angle, it’s full-on Michael Jackson happening.
For the love of god, leave your face alone!!
How can she think that we don’t know what her face REALLY looks like….I watch the show, I know she doesn’t look like that.
No amount of filtering will cure the unpretty in your soul sis. Learn to love yourself.
Stop getting these lip injections where you can’t close your mouth and you look like a codfish.
In all fairness to Khloe’s outfit, it’s been kind of cool in LA lately.
“Nose job”? That’s probably at least her fifth rhinoplasty, at least.
Itâs because so much of the nose is stripped leaving the nostrils exposed. The nostrils are therefore the highlighted feature of the nose.. Which is just so incredibly unnatural looking.
That last pic shows she has officially morphed into her mother.
Was that part of Kris’s bargain with Lucifer? Remake all her kids in Kris’s image?
This whole family is useless and repulsvie. That’s all I got.
Why does Ariana Grande always wear thigh high boots? Does she feel there is something “wrong” with her legs? We never see her in a blouse, skirt, pantyhose and heels.
No one wears pantyhose anymore.
I think it doesn’t look particularly “natural” which is the hallmark of bad plastic surgery. The nostrils are too round looking to have grown that way. Usually the best surgeons dont really want to operate on people who have had multiple procedures or not having health issues. The sort of people who would work on a reality star are usually the less competent ones.
Thatâs it. Sheâs the worst Kardashian and thatâs a petty big feat!
âEnjoy the photos of KhloĂ© looking like a dumbassâ đđđ€Ł Funny stuff!
But seriously, what a dumb outfit. I swear sometimes those girls put stupid outfits together on purpose. Stop it!!
I love that look. The flannel, the boots, the shorts, the whole nine. I have a show tonight and I would love to wear that whole thing, but, alas, I am 55 and the bar I am playing in will be about 900 degrees.