Khloe Kardashian keeps giving us fresh looks at her botched AF nose job

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I just like to keep up with Khloe Kardashian’s new cosmetic work, so here’s an Instagram from this week – Khloe knows we’re talking about her botched AF nose job and she keeps giving us fresh angles on it. When I say “botched nose job,” I don’t mean that the plastic surgeons f–ked it up, I mean that Khloe herself “botched” it by wanting a nose too small for her face, and her surgeons botched their duty in telling her that the too-small nose would look awful. She has her mother’s awful nose now and I’m still bothered by it.

In other Khloe news, I guess people are still talking about the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which was all about Tristan Thompson “cheating” on Khloe. We knew in real time that Khloe and Tristan were basically broken up at the time, just as we knew in real time that Tristan was a compulsive cheater who had no interest in being in a relationship with Khloe, nor was he interested in being faithful to her or anyone. But the Kardashians made it seem like it was all Jordyn Woods’ fault, and not only that, Khloe’s storyline was all about how Jordyn never apologized. Well, Entertainment Tonight caught up with Jordyn this week and she had sh-t to say:

I like the way she handled that and turned it into an advertisement for what she’s got going on now. The Kardashian-Jenners understood that they overplayed their hand months ago, so I really wonder why they didn’t refilm some of those scenes where it’s obvious they were coming after Jordyn, who definitely came across as the victim of the big, bad Kardashians.

Anyway, enjoy the photos of Khloe looking like a dumbass. She was strutting around Studio City yesterday with a lollipop and dumb boots. Dude, it’s the end of June.

Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick film at Maxwell Dogs store

Khloe Kardashian arrives for filming in Studio City

Photos courtesy of Backgrid and Instagram.

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  1. Kebbie says:

    That family is determined to make bike shorts happen

    • Gil says:

      Those should be seen outside the gym. What an awful piece of clothing

    • Yup, Me says:

      And insistently ignoring the fact that, as fkn stupid as a fake diaper butt looks in regular pants and skirts, it’s infinitely more stupid looking in tight shorts that emphasize your scrawny legs and disproportionate hips.

    • T1000 says:

      It looks like she’s trying to copy Ariana Grande’s look. It doesn’t suit her, to put it nicely (I don’t think it suits Ariana Grande either, but if she’s happy with it, good for her). The lollipop is SO obnoxious I don’t have words. 😖 As for the nose job, it looks like her nostrils have melted. Creepy.

      • Mustang Sally says:

        She gets to show off to us her overly-plumped lips, horse’s rump ponytail, ridiculous plastic nails (and nose) and her (as T1000 so aptly put) ripoff of Ariana’s styling – it is not an original look, AG is younger and while hideous – it works for her image. Khloe looks ridiculous with the lollipop prop. Anything to get papped, I guess. It’s June – drop the plaid & black boots and wear something to celebrate summer.

    • Wilady says:

      But they are so comfortable, why you coming for me?!?!

      Jk I have worn them in public once, and it was before 6 am and for a walk, but I sleep in then every night and they are so comfy 😭 I wish they could happen so bad.

  2. alice says:

    “She has her mother’s awful nose now and I’m still bothered by it.”

    They pretty much all have their mother’s nose now, with the exception of Kendall because she’s the only one who didn’t overdo her rhinoplasty. But I bet in the future even she’ll get the Kris Jenner special.

    • Raina says:

      Then again she looks less like O.J now.

      My hair is colored so when my roots start to grow in, I chalk it up to it being on purpose. This God awful new look has saved me money at least.

  3. Nicegirl says:

    Thank goodness! I was wondering how her nose was today. 😉🖖🏽

  4. snazzy says:

    I do like that jean outfit in the top photo though …

  5. livethelifeaquatic says:

    in the first photo she is penciling around it with a brown pencil to make it appear wider and not so michael jackson-esque. hahaha

  6. Valiantly Varnished says:

    You know, I actually feel sorry for Khloe. People have always made fun of her as the “fat” or the “ugly” Kardashian sister. She is tall and naturally a bigger girl next to her super tiny sisters. Her physicality has been a point of conversation so much so that people openly have questioned her paternity. That has to f-ck with your head and your self-esteem so much. She seemed to be okay during the year she was married but I think the end of her marriage brought about a shift. It was around that time that she got super skinny, had her butt done…
    Her nose was the widest of all the sisters. The most “ethnic” looking. And she erased it to look like her sisters (who also had nose jobs to erase their ethnicity). I honestly can’t bring myself to bash her because I think everything she does flows from a place of low self-esteem.

    • Seeker542 says:

      Agreed. Sad but true. I kinda like Khloe, I enjoyed watching that show she had called “Kocktails with Khloe.” She could definitely hold her own if she broke away from the family.

      • Jb says:

        Yea NOPE. Khloe was and always has been the family attack dog whenever anyone dare question the Kardashian’s. She is mean and spiteful and low self esteem/teasing is no excuse for how awful she was/is. Anyone remember when she mocked Ambers (Kanye’s ex) stripper past when completely forgetting her sister is a glorified porn star. Pity someone else because she ain’t it.

      • Valiantly Varnished says:

        @Jb you seem to be conveniently forgetting the other half of that story. It started when AMBER started talking s*it about Kylie on a national radio show. She started that feud. And Khloe didn’t bring up Amber’s past until Amber decided to play the morality card, i know it’s easy to hate on the Kardashians but Amber was no victim in that situation. She name-dropped the Kardashians for clout and it backfired.

      • Kerfuffle says:

        Perhaps we don’t want to bring up the Kylie/Amber issues, because it all stems from the fact that Kylie’s family was totally fine with Tyga grooming Kylie to be his girlfriend from a young age. Amber should never have said anything publicly, but the rest of that family utterly failed Kylie as well, so Khloe isn’t getting points for ‘defending’ Kylie.

      • Valiantly Varnished says:

        @Kerfuffle I didn’t bring them up. What I did was clarify the situation. Which – we ALL know that Tyga/Kylie situation was messed up. Amber wasnt helping Kylie by brining it up. She was nasty to her and she should have kept her damn mouth shut and stayed out of it. Period. Which was my point.

    • Raina says:

      Valiantly, I’ve been thinking that from the first time she had a radical makeover. She’s obsessed with keeping up with the Kardashians.
      It’s kind of sad.

    • crass says:

      Let us not forget that not only is she (the whole family actually) profiting from this “low self-esteem”, they perpetuate the insidious crap women are fed all the time – we are not good enough. We are never good enough as we are. We need the product she shills to feel good about ourselves. You have flaws – cover it up with this product i use (although they use a surgeon for that). Is that your natural body shape? Not acceptable! Change it by drinking this tea, doing this exercise, wearing this underthingie (again, they use their surgeon instead of the products they shill). The trouble is this family manufacture unnecessary needs feeding on girls’ and women’s insecurities/ low self esteem, monetizes it and perpetuate the vicious cycle of girls and women trying to live up to unrealistic norms. The worst part is that they do this while stealing from POC’s culture.

      • Valiantly Varnished says:

        I’m a black woman so I am VERY aware of the appropriation that family deals in. That wasn’t my point. My comment isn’t about getting into a debate about the Kardashians as a family. My comment is specifically about Khloe and her own esteem issues. And btw – often times people perpetuate the things they themselves struggle with. Im not giving any of them a pass but that just a simple fact.
        Also most of your examples are related to Kim specifically.

      • crass says:

        I got your point. Its clear, I did not negate it. I placed my post under yours as I used your post as a take-off point to add my opinion regarding Khloe and her low self esteem and what she and her family did and do about it.

        You are not the only black woman here so we need not go into who among us are more aware of appropriation. I wrote that statement in general for whoever is reading and not to call you out. As for my examples – its my opinion that they apply to Khloe as well.

      • kerwood says:

        I haven’t got a lick of sympathy for her or any other member of her family. She’s got low self-esteem? Pity. Let her go get help; she’s got the money. What about the self-esteem of the women of colour this family has made it their career to go after.

        Their form of cultural appropriation is the worst kind. The Kardashians message is that they’re better at being Black women than REAL Black women are.

        They can’t disappear fast enough for my liking.

    • Jb says:

      @varnished I wasn’t trying to make Amber into some victim, merely pointing out Khloe is no meek, innocent woman who is simply a product of her environment. Khloe has spewed our hate and vitriol via Twitter /Instagram towards anyone who isn’t a fan of their crap. Again, she does not deserve anyone’s sympathy, she is as vile as the rest of her family

      • jennifer says:

        This. Why feel sorry for her, she creates her own life and the family is all trash.

  7. Jan says:

    I used to think she was somewhat attractive but she doesn’t even look like herself. Really screwed her face up.

  8. Louise says:

    As always her Instagram photos are photoshopped to hell. If you look at pictures she takes with fans you see the real klozilla.

    • stacey says:

      yeah I think that nose in the photo is a photoshop/contoured nose. She still has her real nose

      Whats with her and Kylie’s droopy upper lips? The sides of their upper lips really sag

    • Raina says:

      That you described her as “klozilla” is exactly one of the reasons she has a desire to prove herself so much looks-wise.

  9. DiegoInSF says:

    I actually love her outfit with the lollipop. *ducks*

  10. AnnaKist says:

    So th black-roots wigs are still a thing, then? This family…

  11. stacey says:

    Jordyn is so dead eyed and monotone

  12. Nev says:

    I’m not sure she got a new nose job. I think its contouring and maybe some picture tricks.

  13. Meg says:

    Being told at 14 that u need a nose job would mess with anyone’s body image. I think she likes how she looks because she doesn’t look like herself which says something about low slf esteem and self hatred. Ugh that family

  14. TurkeyLurkey says:

    Channelling her best Ariana Grande impression. High ponytail-check, long shirt with no pants (cheated a little with biker shorts)-check, thigh high boots-check, sucking on a lollipop-check

  15. Harryg says:

    Noses always look bigger in photos, so this nose must be tiny in reality. Why do they all want these tiny tiny noses? It does not fit their faces. They all look worse year by year, and they all look robotic and strange.

  16. Harryg says:

    Next year only nostrils will be left.

  17. Duke Caboom says:

    Those oversized ooking sunglasses will look even more foolish when they slide off her tiny nose

  18. jules says:

    God she needs to stop everything. Especially the duck lips.

  19. Usedtobe says:

    That first photo her face reminds me of Lil Kim at some point in her plastic surgery nightmare.

  20. Audrey says:

    Wow, I feel sorry for her and her whole family. They are so superficial – they must have low self esteem and a deep emptiness within that they are trying to fill with stuff and beauty. Ack.

  21. NYGal says:

    This is where it looks like a true Kris nose, and that she did something to it.

  22. ME says:

    LOL biting Ariana’s style I see !

    Also, I don’t think they can “re-shoot” scenes anymore because these women are always changing how they look !

  23. tealily says:

    Okay, the other day I said it looked nice. I take that back. From this angle, it’s full-on Michael Jackson happening.

  24. Sharonk says:

    For the love of god, leave your face alone!!

  25. Purrrr says:

    How can she think that we don’t know what her face REALLY looks like….I watch the show, I know she doesn’t look like that.

    No amount of filtering will cure the unpretty in your soul sis. Learn to love yourself.

    Stop getting these lip injections where you can’t close your mouth and you look like a codfish.

  26. Nicole says:

    In all fairness to Khloe’s outfit, it’s been kind of cool in LA lately.

  27. VeryVeryTerryJerry says:

    “Nose job”? That’s probably at least her fifth rhinoplasty, at least.

  28. Elle says:

    It’s because so much of the nose is stripped leaving the nostrils exposed. The nostrils are therefore the highlighted feature of the nose.. Which is just so incredibly unnatural looking.

  29. Tiffany says:

    That last pic shows she has officially morphed into her mother.

  30. SM says:

    Was that part of Kris’s bargain with Lucifer? Remake all her kids in Kris’s image?

  31. hogtowngooner says:

    This whole family is useless and repulsvie. That’s all I got.

  32. JanetFerber says:

    Why does Ariana Grande always wear thigh high boots? Does she feel there is something “wrong” with her legs? We never see her in a blouse, skirt, pantyhose and heels.

  33. Marian E. Bayusik says:

    I think it doesn’t look particularly “natural” which is the hallmark of bad plastic surgery. The nostrils are too round looking to have grown that way. Usually the best surgeons dont really want to operate on people who have had multiple procedures or not having health issues. The sort of people who would work on a reality star are usually the less competent ones.

  34. Tw says:

    That’s it. She’s the worst Kardashian and that’s a petty big feat!

  35. Cara says:

    “Enjoy the photos of Khloé looking like a dumbass” 😂😂🤣 Funny stuff!
    But seriously, what a dumb outfit. I swear sometimes those girls put stupid outfits together on purpose. Stop it!!

  36. I love that look. The flannel, the boots, the shorts, the whole nine. I have a show tonight and I would love to wear that whole thing, but, alas, I am 55 and the bar I am playing in will be about 900 degrees.