Ana de Armas finds something Ben Affleck said on their walk hilariously funny

During our Zoom meeting last night, so many of us said that we used to like Ana de Armas and found her mesmerizing in Knives Out, but that we’ve soured on her after her antics with Ben Affleck. Ben did absolutely nothing for his previous partners and girlfriends’ careers, so it’s curious that Ana is doing this. Does she think she’s different somehow? She got on my sh-t list when she hugged up on her friends without masks, in view of several paparazzi. Plus she had a lifesize cutout made of herself and put it on Ben’s lawn. The woman is thirsty, and Ben is a narcissist, so they’re deliriously happy and stuck on each other, for now.

Check out these new photos of them playing it up. Ana so amused by whatever Ben is saying she’s literally slapping her knee. I had to blow up the photo of Ana’s sweet dog’s “save me” face. This is where I got the idea.


Also, a lot of you pointed out yesterday that Ben has been using the Just For Men beard dye, or, more likely, he’s having his stylist do it. I’m sure he’s still able to slip out and go to appointments without being photographed. He does look good, for him.

The two of them did step out with masks later in the day, which is progress. I wonder whose idea that was.



Photos credit: Backgrid

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  1. Michelle says:

    Bet the dogs are even sick and tired of doing these walks.

    • aang says:

      To paraphrase Mr. Bennet “If she had any compassion for me she would not walk half so much….oh that she had sprained her ankle in the first walk”.

  2. ME says:

    “Hey Ana, I see a pap…ok let’s laugh…A LOT. We have to make everyone believe how happy we are to be together…quick take our masks off !”

  3. Green Eyes says:

    Could care less about those two. I’m here for the dogs. The lil white one looks just like our beloved Maltipoo Gucci that passes away 2 yrs ago this month.

    • SomeChick says:

      So sorry for the loss of your doggo. </3

      I love the little cameo image in the header pic! TBH, that's what made me click on this.

    • Traveler says:

      Me too! I’m here for that sweet dog! What a cute face.
      I am so sorry for the loss of your beloved dog.

  4. shoes433 says:

    Does anyone else get the predatory creep vibes from Leo and Ben?

    • Cali says:

      From Leo yes, not from Ben. Ben has mostly dated age appropriate women such as Ana.

      • Yvette says:

        Age appropriate? I guess it all depends upon the diffinition of ‘aga appropriate’ and ‘being of age.’ My personal diffinition of being ‘age appropriate’ is dating someone within 5-years of your own age. Ben is 16-years older than Ana so, to me, she is ‘of age’ I think the closest Ben actually came to dating someone ‘age appropriate’ was Lindsay Shookus, who is 8-years younger than Ben.

        I don’t think Ben is capable of being faithful to one woman, just as some women aren’t capable of being faithut to one man.

        I can’t even with Leo, who puts a shelf-life on young women and moves on once they reach that age.

  5. Queen Meghan's Hand says:

    I don’t get why they are not wearing their masks when the number of COVID19 cases in LA county are trending up. Like, that doesn’t make any sense. People are dying. And even when people survive they still experience terrible neurological, gastrointestinal, renal, respiratory damage. So wear a mask, Afflarmas.

  6. B says:

    He needs to stop dyeing his beard and embrace the salt n pepper look.

  7. Petite hirondelle says:

    That laugh sounds extremely fake. But now i find it funny at this point. Pandemic effect

  8. Sean says:

    “And then they said publicity wasn’t worth risking our health for!”

  9. tcbc says:

    Did you see actor Adam Pally’s (HAPPY ENDINGS) take on this?

    There are a lot of blue check replies piling onto the joke. Even their peers see what they’re doing.

    • Meg says:

      lol hes not wearing the mask because his beard hair dey will rub off on it

    • B says:


    • Jerusha says:

      Darn! The tweet was deleted before I saw the responses.😔

    • Mia4s says:

      Oh no! It got deleted. It was dark but funny. It said something like:

      “Stop selling these two iced coffee? How many people have to die?!”

      And @TCBC is right, there were an awful lot of blue-check-mark-verified folks joining in on the laughter. It’s not a good sign when even industry people think you (and the Just for Men hair gelled beard) are a bit of a joke.

      • K says:

        Ha, yeah, they should expect to get ribbed by other celebs for prancing around laughing it up with their iced drinks and poop bags, as if it’s a hilarious, adorable thing they absolutely have to do in front of paps every day. Come on, stay at home without makeup on and gain a few pounds like normal people, Benana! This may be your only chance!

  10. Shells_Bells says:

    So over these two.
    Also, why are the dressed like it’s Fall. It’s July. In LA!!!

    • MaryContrary says:

      It’s been very June Gloom in SoCal-especially in the mornings. I’m wearing a jacket right now.

      • Sparky says:

        I’m writing this at 11am local time in Santa Monica and it’s currently 68F. (SM is right between Venice and Brentwood so their respective temps should be very close.

    • M.A.F. says:

      The June Gloom is hanging around a lot longer than normal (probably because it was late). It’s been very cool here. Yesterday the marine layer didn’t burn off until about 2:00.

  11. Jerusha says:

    Elvis(her dog)has left the building(figuratively).

  12. Christina says:

    This has got to be the best title ever! Love it!

  13. Jess says:

    I just don’t understand the need for all the exposure. They’re together 24/7 but yet on these walks outside suddenly it’s like they’ve been apart for months. So strange. I fear when it blows up it’ll a big one.

  14. Nev says:

    Way too extra.

  15. MellyMel says:

    There’s no way he’s that funny…like GIRL! I like her outfit here though, so I’ll give her that.

  16. JanetDR says:

    All I keep thinking is that if he were my ex and she was one of his women not wearing masks around my children that I would want to rip both of them to shreds. Such tiny pieces…

  17. SJR says:

    These 2 make me tired.
    Tired of them, tired of their thirtsy BS.

    Walk your dog and stop calling the paps.

  18. Summer says:

    Wow, I kind of respect their game. Her cracking up about something is all it takes. Okay.

  19. Lily says:

    Anna in Benanna is so extra she makes me cringe. I am uncomfortable looking at the picture, I wanna look away. I think Ben is mortified inside and that Jennifer Gardner feels embarrassed… I feel embarrassed!

  20. Lily says:

    Sorry, it’s either she’s super faking a laugh or had back pain all of a sudden. I wasnt sure before I read the title.

  21. Carolnr says:

    Ana definitely really puts it on for the paps.
    The Sun allegedly had an article with a interview from Ben’s dad saying he has not met Ana but is excited to meet her. He also said he never sees Jen. The article came up at the top of my Google news on my phone.
    Ben’s dog probably is healthier than ever with him getting in all those walks..

  22. Lisa says:

    Just here for the dogs.

  23. ODIE says:

    Her doggie is so cute. They 100% script these performances and planned to not wear make so their fake laugh performance would be captured by paparazzi.

  24. Thea says:

    That dye job makes him look like Adam Sandler in the header.

  25. Marietta58 says:

    That dye job needs to go! Along with those ugly ass sunglasses which I hope he recieved for free because they are not a good look! Looks way better with salt and pepper beard.

    Elvis is so cute!

    • Theo says:

      They have to match their hair color and go with blonde for their next walk. It would be very funny.

  26. Duck says:

    Is it just me, or does Ben’s dog look like he is so over all of this?

  27. JoJo says:

    I don’t see that in the dog’s face at all. It’s just a “what you lookin’ at” face. I’m glad to see Lainey isn’t being nasty about Ben or this relationship. Really no reason for it – except that they should be wearing masks.

  28. laura-j says:

    I like her outfit, that’s all I got.

  29. SM says:

    Unfortunately me and my husband watched knives out just now in quarantine and I could not watch her because all I could see is a thirsty Affleck pap loving girlfriend. Doesn’t she have any people around who would be honest enough to tell her she is ruining her career by her daily display of “love”. I mean sex with Affleck can’t be THAT good.

  30. Intheknow says:

    I look forward to him dumping her in the most spectacular and humiliating way possible.

  31. Onnit says:

    I’m afraid that her strange fits of hilarity have me questioning her mental acuity, as well as her acting ability. From what I glean from her PDA and thirst-trappiness, I have to assume that she has about as much talent as Amber Heard and the Johnson spawn, both of which spoil any movie that they are in.

  32. Thirtynine says:

    I don’t get it. Day after endless day of them out on a footpath somewhere. Even if they are arranging it with the paps, surely there is a saturation point? Why keep on publishing? Is there really no other news?

  33. Heather says:

    Are there no other celebs out for walks these days…or are other celebs minding their own business and not bothering to call the paps?