I hope we get some kind of update about Brad Pitt and Nico Mary aka Nicole Potulaski this week! Last week, Us Weeklyās update was hilariously awful – Brad Pitt ādoesnāt want a wife or a girlfriend that heās with every dayā and his thing with Nico is a āgo with the flow situation,ā which is probably wise given that sheās a twenty-something married hustler and heās an old fool who still looks obsessed with getting a reaction from his ex. Heās likely still trying to tamp down the girlfriend-rollout HE started after it blew up in his face. I feel like Brad and his team are still trying to figure out what to do about how badly they f–ked up.
As I said in this weekās podcast, I hope Nico keeps hustling and parlaying this Pitt association to bigger and better things. I hope she gets multiple magazine covers. I hope she sells him out to the European tabloids. I hope she keeps trying to make her āInstagram influencerā career happen. She has not stopped posting on Instagram since the trip to the Chateau Miraval in late August. On Tuesday, she posted the above IG with the message āHappy people dont hate.ā LOL. She really thinks sheās doing something! I donāt hate her – I wish her well, and I want her to be enormously successful. I want her to make Brad look even more foolish.
Meanwhile, Brad has obviously run back to his safe space: his first ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. Brad and Jen are taking part in a celebrity table read of the Fast Times at Ridgemont High script, organized by Dane Cook. Ugh. That happens tomorrow.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Nicoās IG.
Tabloids already stirring saying she’s talking about Angie.
Seriously who asked for ‘fast times’ table read? Apparently for Penn’s charity, but all those participating are multi-millionaires, just donate your own money and spare us this garbage.
It aināt working because even the top comments on DM are butchering Nicole & Brad.
People are even rightfully calling Angelina more classy and Brad the bad guy.
Still scrating my head!!!He is still m**** f**** Brad Pitt, why would he want to entangle himself in such mess. His options are still limitless.
Sorry, but he’s no prize!!!
My point is there are a lot of discreet and less thirsty options for him than dealing with this circus.
I agree, Noki. Is he appealing to women who have careers like 30-year-old Jennifer Aniston or 30-year-old Angelina Jolie did? No. Can his publicist find a stable, normal, B-list actress interested in raising her profile and who doesn’t care how many Instamodels he hooks up with? Yeah, I’m sure someone would agree.
I don’t think this is true tho or it would have happened by now @noki and @lunchcoma. I feel like his people tried to find someone but they haven’t in four years. They wanted it to be Charlize Theron but she said no to that bs quick. Alia was the stable, normal B to C lister and that didn’t work b/c BP fans didn’t think Alia was pretty and/or famous enough for BP.
I really feel like people in HW know the truth in this and they see that BP is the problem and Angie isn’t, they just don’t say anything like everything else that’s open secrets i.e. Weinstein or knowing who’s gay in the industry or knowing who’s cheating on their spouse. These people know the truth and just whisper it around in their circles. Like they know Angie is a good mom who cares more about international affairs than HW affairs and they know BP is still trying to appear like a young playboy and isn’t that great of a dad, they also prob know JA is still in love w/ him and they still try to push them together but BP doesn’t love JA as much as he prob still loves or did love Angie, that stuff gets around b/c HW is just a big high school and for the most part everything that happened in high school we knew about. Women are staying away from BP in HW b/c they see he is a mess.
Why not? Itās sex and hanging out, no ties, no demands. He is still married because AJ is insane. Who cares if heās friends with JA, they were once married, is it a sin to remain friends? I know you guys are pro AJ on here but heās a grown man. Let him live.
Brad and Angie are no longer married! Jeesh you people. Their divorce has been over, they are now just fighting for custody, etc. They are divorced. Just a custody battle now. lord people are slow!
At least she got out of her sad little bedroom. That’s … something, right?
That’s what I thought too! Though the new photos are…not good.
She doesn’t know what to do with her hands?! Her posture and posing and outfits all look uncomfortable and not authentic. All of these pictures just scream, “I don’t know who I am yet!”
Ha – that’s what I was thinking, too! Improvement! She’s very pretty but she could be a bit more imaginative with her choice of locations, angles, poses, outfits…
She is very pretty when pictured normally.
All I see is Jessica Biel. We’ve already got one of those, thanks.
@Ellen, I see Jessica Biel too!
Yeah, good luck with… all that, Brad. It’s what he deserves. I’m surprised Jennifer Aniston is willing to associate herself with this hot mess.
Jennifer Aniston is friendly with some less than nice people. I donāt know if sheās still friends with Chelsea Handler, but sheās not exactly a nice person. She is also BFF with Ellen, also not exactly a nice person.
That’s because Jennifer Aniston is a faux American Sweetheart and a mean girl who hides behind a very powerful publicist/Agency and all her hollyweird friends.
True. I forgot about Chelsea Handler being her BFF. I’m definitely giving her too much credit. My bad.
Of course she’s still friends with Handler. She even liked her anti-Semitic post recently
I think they are back together and Brad is just using Nicole as a decoy until the him and Jen come out as a couple.
LMAO!
This is Trump supportersā level of delusion.
You guys have been saying this since 2005 except Jolie was the decoy back then. 15 years later….
I can’t believe some people want toxic BP w/ messy JA still but yeah I’m alright w/ it if it means BP gives Angie her divorce and they stay away from her and quit attaching their names to hers for their fame/image.
OMG really? what dreamland do you live in?
I do and donāt want this to become messy…
I will thoroughly enjoy reading about Brad realizing he shot his foot off with this one. At the same time, I think it sucks that his kids will read about this sloppiness at some point.
I think his kids are pretty used to him being a sloppy mess.
This is nothing compared to what he did to them 4 years ago.
LOL He really should go back to Jennifer, they deserve each other
I don’t really see why. She’s never hit a kid so far as I know. Quietly mean girling is not on the level with abusing your family.
She sounds so naive & shallow with these teenagers posts and ridiculous phrases. It’s hard to believe a man close to his 60s and father of 6 is involved with her. I lost all my respect for Brad. If he thought he could be a Leo, he’s mighty wrong. Totally different situation.. it’s beyond cringe to say the least.
I agree. Can’t believe a 56 year old man would be interested in this airhead beyond the occasional hook up.
Nico doesn’t know how to spell don’t. Brad needs to buy his
deeply intellectual hookup a dictionary and a new hoodie.
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Leo is already gross enough, so to go beyond that is actually.. impressive in its own way lol.
And stupid, vapid models/influencers shouldn’t give out such ignorant platitudes.
I vaguely remember my loves being galleries, good food, walks and fresh ceviche and ritas on a beach somewhere under a palapa. Oh to be young and unencumbered.
Ha – yeah that was me, too, 3 kids ago š¤£
Hope she gets big enough to not shag old dudes anymore.
I think she is still thirsty and still gold digging. She posted a photo of her dream house just last week, and said one day, she will have it. If Brad will not be able to pay now for that since he has not settled his divorce yet, im sure she will find another old man to finance it. Lol.
She has a 7 year old child with the “old dude” so he got her pregnant when she was 19 and he was what, 61?!! She may not be so much thirsty or not “big enough” as she is a girl who was groomed by a thrice- married senior citizen and is still messed up from it.
Pretty please release a sex tape with Brad šš½
Now that will fully destroy Bradās image š
She sounds like a vapid teenage airhead spouting off tired and cliche captions – they are as basic and as generic as her photos. I see her trying so hard to be IT but there’s a reason why she hasn’t made it big. She is completely lacklustre, it’s pitiful.
Why are Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt working with Dane Cook?
Dane Cook, a certified Who Was?
That was the shocking part of this article. I was wondering if there was some other Dane Cook out there because I cannot fathom how he could get megastars like them to do a table reading. Is that like a thing now? Who am I kidding!? This is the new Brad Pitt we are talking about. Of course, he is working with Dane Cook. Makes perfect sense in this 2020 timeline.
@queenmeganshand
Why are they working with a Cook?
First it started as some kind of publicity stunt. You know like they did this past award season! Then tried to do this on the opening night of TOANI which Angie produced but something happened. Angie appears on TV unbothered and happy after she busted Pitt and his sleazy lawyers so he scrambled and put this child he doesnāt want on display. However they didnt know it would go wrong.
So weāre back to square one before the Emmyās.
They both are playing games at the intel of CAA. I canāt imagine how Angelina felt all those years with this douche and CAA kept setting up these run ins in the Carper with the ex and etc. plain and simple she got tired of those two building their image off her back.
Why are a bunch of older celebrities doing a table read of a script about teenagers? Penn is the only actor from the original Fast Times cast who’s taking part so it’s not like The Princess Bride table read, which was a cast reunion. Seems sort of pathetic. And I say this as an older person.
The Orange Menace has ruined this shade for me. I can’t even look at it without wanting to throw up.
I don’t hate you, girl. You’re not the danger.
They simply donāt have anything else to do thatās productive. Ticky just wants to be part of something with A list movie stars and Pitt just wants to distract and use Ticky maliciously. Iām sorry but there should be pix of her in the dictionary for stupid! Lol
Seriously I can just picture him driving one of his motorcycles over Aniston’s body repeatedly and she’s still laying there asking for more lol. They both have no shame in using each other to get what they want.
So I have a questions for you all. If you are Pitt’s PR person and would want to help him getting out of this mess. What would you advise him to do? Besides publicly begging for his kids’s forgiveness since that’s not an option for him seeing as he’s a pos who’s more interested in hurting those he thinks is betraying him.
Pff, nobody thinks she’s important enough to hate her. Ridiculous.
Also, Brad doing a movie with his first wife, I think it’s really disrespectful to his kids but it’s obvious he doesn’t give a f* about them.
It’s not even a movie. It’s a lame table read of a movie that happened 40 years ago and no one under the age of 20 prob knows.
Seriously Brad Pitt has created an Insta-Monster that is so fame THIRSTY when will this married fame hungry women go away and look after her kid and old man husband
Happy people also donāt require constant validation from social media. But I am glad at least that she got out of her room.
I read that she is supporting the cause for anti-pedophiles and yet she herself hooks up with much older men, her husband is 40 years older and Pitt is 30 years old. Arent pedophiles mostly old men who likes young kids?
Can we cover the fast times table read?
Happy people also tend not to take endless bedroom selfies and post them online to validate their existence, but what do I know, Iām a DGAF Gen-X.
The flaw in her argument is that it’s 2020 and no one’s happy
Billionaires are getting richer (the rich can benefit from economic downturns), so the 0.01% is definitely pretty happy with the ways things are going.
This chick is so boring. The other women that Brad has been associated withāAngelina, Jen, Neri, Aliaāhave at least been interesting personalities. I wish her the best but Nicotine seems like just another Instagram model. Sheās done nothing noteworthy, doesnāt seem to have a lot personality, and even her social media posts are unoriginal.
no one believed he was ever with Alia, despite her personality, she just wan NOT pretty enough to fit the Brad Pitt mold. Along comes Nico, pretty in a usual way, prettier than the woman before, he and his PR team rush in without doing a proper back ground checks. Now he looks like a pedo fool, that has no problem having sex with a friend of his. Back sliding, back to Jenn. Oh must be seen with Jenn to bring his image back up. America’s sweetheart (in disguise mean girl) to look better, throw out the jenn and brad might be getting back together, everyone is happy. He might at well marry Jenn and they do their own thing. I doubt she has ever loved anyone but herself. They can keep their side pieces on the down low, if he gets a better PR team ( hers) and live out the rest of their lives as the a list love dream of all ages. I’m not even certain Jenn is hetero.
I never thought Brangelina would end this way. They looked so in love and committed to their family. Itās so sad they ended with abuse allegations, custodial fights, insta models and a never ending divorce. I hope for the kids sake they reach some level of peace.
So deep. Wow.