Brad Pitt’s girlfriend Nico Mary responds when accused of ‘hating’ Angelina Jolie


As we discussed, Brad Pitt’s 27-year-old girlfriend Nicole Poturalski, aka Nico Mary, had a special message to her Instagram followers: “Happy people don’t hate.” A sentiment of such meaning and depth from a wannabe Instagram influencer who mostly takes sad selfies in her institutional-looking bedroom. As I said, I actually like Nico Mary. I think she’s a burst of fun, chaotic energy for Brad. She lives online, she’s married, she has a thing for much older men, and she gives off hustler vibes. I want her to succeed in life. I want Brad to have to pay her to go away.

So, I was already finding the whole Nico Mary saga hilarious – she was literally following stan IG accounts comparing her (favorably) to Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. And then she does the “coy” Instamodel thing, “happy people don’t hate,” because clearly we’re all haters and she and Brad have a real love connection and none of this is tacky or shady at all. Then she actually started responding to some of the comments on her IG. This is priceless:

Jennifer Aniston at Variety's 2019 Power of Women: Los Angeles presented by Lifetime at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel

I mean… LOL. This is what Brad Pitt gets! He wanted some young, hot girlfriend, an “Angelina Jolie look-alike,” a Cool Girl in her 20s, and this is what he gets. A married hustler who lives on social media. There have been comparisons to this situation and Leonardo DiCaprio’s parade of under-25 girlfriends. I think I actually have a little bit more respect for Leo – he must give his girlfriends a handout with the rules for social media and giving interviews. Brad half-assed the prep on this Girlfriend Rollout and it shows.



Photos courtesy of Nico’s IG.

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  1. Lady D says:

    She must be so happy she’s getting attention. Assuming anything can make her happy.

    • Bibi says:

      I love Nicole! I want her 26 yo ass to teach old Brad Pitt a good lesson. Brad is completely unprepared for this day & age. Angelina is peeing in her pants in laughter as people are comparing nico to beautiful angelina lol
      And guess what – Angelina will not be making the same mistakes I can tell you. She is soioo much smarter

  2. SallyJay says:

    I’m bored of her already to be honest

  3. Noki says:

    I honestly think at this point he has now ghosted her. He hightailed outta there and she is milking the situation. Until he publicly denies her she is buying some time to keep trending for opportunities.

  4. Yoyoma says:

    I’m confused. Did she even sleep with BP at all??

    • Maria says:

      There is this polish catholic gossip magazine and, as Nico is polish, they asked her mother about what’s going on.
      Her mother claims they are just friends.
      But this magazine has history of lying so I not sure if they should be trusted…

      • Zapp Brannigan says:

        Does anyone believe this woman’s mother is going to say “Oh yes she is screwing the star of Meet Joe Black, her husband is very understanding, they have an open marriage, I am so proud of how many men my daughter has on the go right now” to a catholic gossip magazine? I mean saints preserve us!

  5. Seraphina says:

    Her bedroom is reflective of her personality and mind: minimalist, bare and bland.

    • Nightsky says:

      That’s exactly what I was thinking too. What a dull, bland bedroom. And kind of sad that it seems to be one of the only place she can think to pose for her endless, vapid selfies. This gal just seems so nothingburger. Not especially smart or interesting. Her words are devoid of any personality or unique thoughts. Just a self-absorbed Angelina wannabe. And trying to milk the whole Pitt thing for all it’s worth. Booorrrrrring.

  6. lucy2 says:

    Just sitting here, laughing at the mess Brad got himself into…

  7. Venus says:

    Can we stop calling her an Angie lookalike? They don’t look remotely similar except lipwise, and Angie’s are natural.

    • Renee says:

      I so totally agree. They look nothing alike. Not even their lips. What everyone who has full lips looks and Angelina? It is an insult to both women.

  8. Aang says:

    I first pic I saw of her was on CB and I thought she was gorgeous. But the more I see the more basic she looks. There are 1000’s like her on Instagram.

    • Hayy says:

      Gazillion young girls are obsessed w posing for IG – there is a list of potential “quotes”online meant to be thoughtful & distract from the obv filters & basic yawny basic-ness of filtered girls posing & ‘shopping their leg gaps etc… The “happy” thing was likely a list of quotes…oh here comes another yawn….

  9. TAM says:

    She’s no Angelina look alike. She looks more like Bradley Cooper’s ex, Irina Shayk.

  10. Lucy says:

    I love every bit of your assessment – chaos energy, he’ll have to pay her to go away 😄 .
    I think she tipped the press and id’d herself for the initial reporting and Pitt went along because he was legit blindsided. I love it.

  11. TeamMeg says:

    Why are we even calling her his “girlfriend”? Someone from LA probably tipped off the French paps that Brad would be landing at the airport on that day at that time, hence the paps were there to take photos. From those photos we know Nicole was there at the airport to greet him, they got in a car together, and were driven off to… somewhere. That is the extent of our facts. She could have been running an errand for her hubs “Honey, would you mind going to pick up Pitt for me, I’m busy at the restaurant.” Nicole and Brad may very well may just be friendly. Sure, someone reported they were making out, but no photos confirm that, and we have no official statement from Pitt’s or her side to suggest they are sleeping together or anything else. Meanwhile, just like Oxman did, Nico plays coy while building her brand, in this case a very boring brand of sad bedroom meh.

  12. detritus says:

    She’s managed to milk a lot of press from this girlfriend/ not girlfriend thing.

    Can’t her Uber wealthy husband get her a nicer apartment?

  13. Kittylouise says:

    The dull bedroom and boring selfies make me laugh. She only has one expression!

    I love the celebitchy coverage of this nonsense.

  14. Jaded says:

    Her lips are starting to look like hot air balloons. Lay off the injections honey…

  15. Jaded says:

    Her lips are starting to look like hot air balloons. Lay off the injections honey…

  16. Anony83 says:

    So. Just a thought for Brad’s team. Maybe, just maybe, they should stop trying to “roll out” girlfriends he barely knows.

    Groundbreaking advice, I know. But, and stick with me here, waiting until you’re actually *dating* them and not just boinking them would also be helpful.

    • OriginalCarol says:

      This. After Jolie dumped and ghosted him, Pitt’s gigantic ego couldn’t stand the thought that he’s that undesirable so his PR had been working OT trying to couple him with any available HW starlets from the likes of Sienna Miller to Charlize Theron for the past 4 years without any success. They all knew he’s a mess and wouldn’t take the bait. I meant he even put out a denial that any woman who’s standing next to him is supposedly dating him. Oh sure Pitt. You wanted the whole world to know that you are so desirable but that ain’t the case dude. They need to go back to the drawing board and start from scratch but first they have to untangle him from this thirsty Instamodel who is looking to stay for a while yet.

      Again, we can see that he’s cashing in on the Bermuda triangle b.s between him and his escort w/ both of the ex wives. As someone upthread said, his favorite outlets are on top of these stories. He will let the fame thirsty instamodel taking all the hits just like Aniston and Jolie did and him being an innocent man caught in the middle of all the jealousies and cat fights. Disgusting pig.

  17. Zut alors says:

    Weren’t we told she had a charity working to save sharks or something like that? Does she ever post about it?

  18. DS9 says:

    I know she has a house but does she have a home?

  19. A says:

    I just want to say, she looks nothing like Angelina Jolie. Nothing whatsoever. The features don’t track at all.

  20. phlyfiremama says:

    I think she looks like a slightly busted Jessica Biel, myself~

  21. Alex Schuster says:

    I am with Leo, however I like my men on their early 20s they are so eager to please. Men my age 40s are just underwhelming after being with younger guys. Plus they are arrogant they are never wrong, controlling, set on their ways and still emotionally immature.
    In my 20s if I look back I wasn’t experienced and the usual hangups of a young girl. I believe that’s why Leo chooses them because I have heard he is a lazy lover.

    • Nudge says:

      Probably 20s-aged women for the emotional dimension but there’s no doubt Leo is also into ladies with a supermodel appearance only…..

  22. Zut alors says:

    The way this “not hating anyone” non story is being covered by the usual suspects: page 6, ET, People and ENews has his pr fingertips all over it. Angie is being dragged into another triangle not of her making. It’s making his mess about the women rather than his disgusting self. Why don’t people ask how her husband is taking all this? What does he have to say?

  23. Jay says:

    Hopefully this experience will teach him not to mess with an instamodel – she’s not going away without incentives.

    That said, maybe Brad’s not the only one being played here? Most of the articles I’ve read about this are essentially sponcon for her husband’s restaurant, her instagram account, and Brad’s wine label, it’s super cringeworthy.

  24. My3cents says:

    Well she’s getting what she wanted, starting with that blue check vertified account.

  25. Chlo says:

    Could we at least get a plant or something in that bedroom?

  26. Jojo says:

    Is there any evidence that this “girlfriend” has ever seen or spoken to BP since she left France?

  27. LOL says:

    Can this escort make Pitt any worse than he already us..

  28. Nudge says:

    (Is Poland considered Eastern Europe?) I have a soft spot for Eastern Europeans because they’re straight talkers and often very funny and down to earth and esp for EE ladies who often get the “prostitute” or “eurotrash” label. I don’t think she’s ever said a thing against Angelina Jolie but her “hate” post was more about all the criticism she got for marrying/dating older guys.

    • OriginalCarol says:

      I understand the fan who posted the comment on her Instagram meant that by being a culprit/partner in crime to Pitt’s diabolical move of taking her to their family home on what was supposedly their wedding anniversary was cruel and hateful. Not that she had said anything yet about Jolie. The model understood the comment and responded in return. It’s not about criticism for her taste in hooking up with older dudes. I am sure she’d deleted all those comments too lol.

      • Nudge says:

        Are you on here 24/7? You dominate all the anti-Pitt/Nico comments, no? Why is it so personal to you? Maybe she didn’t even know it was their anniversary? Anyway, they’re pretty much divorced and have been broken up for 4 long years so everyone needs to move on, seriously.

      • Originalcarol says:

        LMAO! Is that it? This is your thoughtful response to my post? Attacking people personally? Typical of his stans huh. For the records, if I am on here 24/7, I would be posting more than TWO posts dear. But let’s get back on track here. Their divorce is contentious to say the least and not over yet due to Pitt’s continuous extensions during the past 4 years which were helped by the shady judge. We as Jolie’s stans want to move on but Pitt’s constant gambit of smearing Jolie by gaslighting her every single time he was exposed for the pos and a deadbeat he is doesn’t allow people to move on, seriously. So yeah until this divorce is settled and Jolie is able to move on with her life and find another partner who truly loves and respects her, Pitt will continue to attach himself to her to be relevant (.)

      • Nudge says:

        Hi Angie!

  29. Diane says:

    Does anyone really care about Brad and what’s-her-name?

  30. SomeChick says:

    My mom used to live in Germany, and often ordered clothing from mail order catalogs. The stuff this chick is wearing all looks like it comes from one of them. Bless her heart.

  31. Anonymous says:

    It’s so awful. Brad and Angie looked so in love and committed to their family. It’s heartbreaking to see them like this now.

  32. Lens horne says:

    She is as old a smiley cyrus. Imagine brad and miley

  33. Anna says:

    When does she go away? Why should we care about this narcisstic, thirsty, vapid IG-Bot?

    • Malem says:

      i believe its is because there’s a pandemic and no one goes out and gossip sites are really struggling with content and need clicks.