The Prince of Wales has ‘no current plans’ to learn Welsh or have an investiture

Here are some photos of Prince William at a Rugby World Cup match on Sunday – he apparently flew to France via private jet, because Mr. Earthshot can’t take a f–king train to save his life. Public transport with peasants? No thanks! William looked constipated as he watched the Welsh team beat Fiji. He’s patron of the Welsh Rugby Union. This appearance was specifically designed to overshadow the Invictus Games and I doubt William would have bothered to go to this match if Harry wasn’t already in Germany. Anyway, speaking of William’s tenuous connections to Wales, Kensington Palace did a full briefing to Vicky Ward at the Telegraph about William’s first year as Prince of Wales and what’s ahead for him. A large chunk of this piece is just delusional embiggening and sycophantic ranting about William’s “popularity,” but there are several pieces of interesting news in here, including the fact that this 41-year-old man refuses to learn Welsh for his job.

The work-life balance: Few can have faced such a daunting prospect as the Prince of Wales last September when the demands of his normal yet hectic schedule almost doubled overnight. While his commitment to being as hands-on with his children as possible remains unchanged, Prince William has had to add to his portfolio of personal projects, the demands of running the vast Duchy of Cornwall estate. So it is a tribute to him – as well as to his wife, the equally busy Princess of Wales – that the royal work-life balance seems to be remarkably intact.

Laser focused: Sources close to them say that “laser focused” William and Catherine “know what they want” when it comes to their working lives, editing their own speeches and peppering aides with questions about every brief. Reflecting on his first year as the Prince of Wales, one well-placed source said: “It’s a huge remit to take over, especially from someone who had been in the job for more than 50 years. That can’t be overestimated. There’s a lot for him to get his head around, and although he and his father worked closely together, there will have been a lot of ‘listening and discussing’ his future path.”

No Prince of Wales investiture, no learning Welsh: Whereas the King spent nine weeks at Aberystwyth University learning the Welsh language and history before his 1969 investiture as Prince of Wales, William has opted for a different tack. For him, there will be no investiture ceremony. Instead, he will make frequent visits designed around thoughtful community initiatives. As trialled during a visit to the South Wales Valleys in April, the Prince and Princess plan to stay in independent B&Bs, supporting the local tourism industry, rather than leasing their own Welsh property as Charles did. William always makes a passable attempt to “lean into” Welsh phrases with a cheery “Bore da” (good morning) or similar. However, while he recognises the importance of the language there are no current plans to learn it himself.

Wales just got Keen’d: “The question they have asked themselves is how they can be the Prince and Princess for Wales, in addition to, of Wales,” one source said. “They are very focused on deepening the trust and respect of the people of Wales and will do that by spending more time there.”

Keen about the Duchy of Cornwall: Another new string to William’s bow is the Duchy of Cornwall, the 135,000-acre estate he inherited and which generates an annual income of some £24 million for his family. “He has been keen to continue the great work that his father did, but to do it in his own way,” a source says. “He has been thinking about how to take the lessons from Earthshot or from the Royal family’s work on mental health, and apply them to the Duchy. He wants to mesh all the best strands of his work to create holistic support for tenants and landowners.”

Missteps: The year of transition now over, the children will be less visible in the coming months as they focus on school. If there have been any missteps for the Waleses in the past 12 months, they have been mercifully few. One was William’s decision not to break away from his holiday to support the Lionesses in the Women’s World Cup final. The backlash proved a rare warning that the insistence on ring-fencing family time would not always be acceptable.

Family dramas: More recently, there have been whispers that the King is keen to ensure he is not upstaged by his elder son, occasionally putting his foot down and insisting that he calls the shots. On a personal level, the private revelations made by his brother, Prince Harry, in his memoir, Spare, and on the Netflix series Harry & Meghan, have had an indisputable impact.

[From The Telegraph]

It really is so funny that William has thrown a year-long tantrum about how he REFUSES to learn Welsh or have a Prince of Wales investiture ceremony. You know why that is, right? It’s because he’s so consumed with copying Harry and competing with Harry. William is too lazy to do the work of embracing his actual role as Prince of Wales because his one-sided “feud” with his brother is his sole focus. For all the talk about how William’s workload “doubled overnight,” you wouldn’t know it from his actual schedule. He largely refuses to travel, he barely does bread-and-butter royal events and he doesn’t announce his minimal schedule lest protesters show up. Everything about William is a carefully constructed mirage and he demands to live inside this self-made bubble where he’s the keenest, the most important and better brother.

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  1. UNCDancer says:

    So now it’s OK to pepper aides with questions about every brief? Because I recall when someone else did that it was called bullying and making people cry. How qwhite of them.

    • Nanea says:

      But, but Baldimort the Incandescent admitted to not reading his briefing notes, way back when in Canada, when it was obvious that he had no idea what he was talking about.

      What has changed since then?

      Oh, right, Meghan appeared and showed them how a pro is always prepared.

      Didn’t change his work ethics one bit, but at least the 🇬🇧🗑📰 have an incentive now to lie even more for Willnot of Wails.

    • Couch Potato says:

      Right! Like @Nanea said, Meghan showed them how a pro works. They’d probably already seen Harry do it, but considered it to be “his job”, while they just tagged along.

  2. Yes he is laser focused on being the laziest jerk that has ever walked this earth. Of course he wants no investiture because he would then have to learn some Welsh. He may not put his feet out often but when he does he sure puts them wrong. Proving on a continuous basis what a lazy f ck he truly is and always will be.

    • kelleybelle says:

      Really he is not much more than an entitled, unfortunate-looking loser. With huge issues I might add, dangerous issues.

  3. Slush says:

    “Few can have faced such a daunting prospect as the Prince of Wales last September when the demands of his normal yet hectic schedule almost doubled overnight.”

    Oh, working a few weeks a year is “normal” now? I mean I know this is Europe, but still (jkjk)

    I wonder, do Wales (or Scotland) get anything from being in the UK? Money, specifically? It seems William isn’t too worried about the other countries, maybe it’s time to go.

    • Couch Potato says:

      Maybe the rota think their jobs, writing what they’re told by the palaces, are normal. Meanwhile healthcare workers burn themselves out, people take extra jobs (if they can) to afford food and electricity. At the same time they’re cleaning their own houses (if they still have them), shopping and making food, doing their own laundry, taking care of their children, visiting their elderly family members etc. Not even the other RF’s in Europe take as much time off as Willnot and Keen.

  4. Jais says:

    So if they plan to stay in local B&B’s to promote local tourism, why didn’t they do that for the memorial? Imagine if they’d helicoptered in the day before and stayed in a B&B. They might never have been late for a 10min ceremony. At the very least, they wouldn’t have kept people waiting an hour and would have boosted local tourism. Maybe eaten at a welsh pub or something.

    • Amy Bee says:

      We know that’s a lie because William and Kate flew back and forth from KP/Windsor on both days of their two day visit to Wales in April.

      • Jais says:

        So they havnt even stayed in a welsh bnb? So how was it trialed in April? What does that even mean? Weird.

      • Lorelei says:

        Picking B&Bs was a bad move, because clearly they don’t sleep in the same bedroom. Which would be too obvious at a small B&B. And why say specifically that’s what you’re doing, but then fly back to Windsor during a TWO-DAY visit and not actually even stay in one? These two idiots make zero sense. But it is amusing to read this dreck knowing that W&K were both just on a months-long vacation and only came back because they couldn’t stand seeing Harry in the spotlight.

  5. Lady Digby says:

    The emphasis on their work life balance remaining intact despite their promotion is so true and very unamusing for the UK tax payer. Both are consistent when it comes to laziness and no doubt both pepper aides with questions should as Do I have to?? I don’t wanna! Shan’t, make Eddie and his missus go instead!

  6. FancyPants says:

    I don’t have a problem with him not doing an investiture service. Why waste a bunch of money on pomp and circumstance in front of people who clearly don’t want him and might embarass him in publ- oh wait I just changed my mind! He really is the cat who already got the cream, and he doesn’t care who knows it.

  7. Rachel says:

    As a Welsh Canadian who speaks Welsh and was raised to be deeply connected to Welsh culture and traditions, I continue to be absolutely disgusted by the lack of even basic effort this alleged ‘Prince’ of Wales demonstrates. I can’t imagine what it must be like to be a Welsh taxpayer paying for this fool, who continues to disrespect them. I haven’t any time for a colonial-defined Welsh Prince regardless, but the bald-faced (pun intended), disregard for doing even the minimum is simply enraging.

    • Nicole says:

      @Rachel, do you know of any emerging Republican tides within Wales? I too would be embarrassed and annoyed, but as an American, I get to vote when someone annoys me. As a non UK citizen I’m ever more curious if there is more republican sentiments separate from the super keenness of the RF and their apparent alignment to the Tories.

    • DK says:

      Why do they feel like continually emphasizing that he has no plans to learn Welsh is a good idea? It just makes him sound worse.

      Honestly his aids should just tell him Harry’s decided to learn Welsh for fun while “bored” in Montecito. Wills would be earning his Duolingo awards in no time…

    • StellainNH says:

      I would have thought Charles would have insisted that his boys learn Welsh while in school. How difficult would it be to incorporate it in your child’s extracurricular activities? These people have no concept of planning ahead. They are one big dumpster fire.

      • FlamingHotCheetos2021 says:

        The Windsors are pretty infamous among aristocratic circles for being incredibly dull and nonintellectual.

        Most royal families have AT LEAST their heir learning two languages beyond their native tongue from single-digit ages…then again, I’m pretty sure most of Europe has higher foreign language requirements than the UK (or at least England) in their primary schools and on through to the college years.

        Oh well, I guess the US had to learn it all from somewhere. I’m just glad we booted our deadbeat dad over 200 years ago.

  8. Maida says:

    I think it’s smart to avoid an investiture: it would be bad optics pretty much no matter what. I don’t think there’s an appetite in Wales for a spectacle of any kind.

    • BeanieBean says:

      I agree that an investiture would be a bad idea, but this is William we’re talking about here. He’s not declining an investiture through careful decision-making, he’s declining because he’s lazy.

  9. YeahRight says:

    The only thing Willy is laser focused on is one upping his brother.

  10. Lady D says:

    Why do this weekend’s pictures of him and her look like paintings instead of photos?
    I’m unfamiliar with ring-fencing, so I just looked it up. That’s why Willie was so mad at Meghan when she did it with the cookbook donations.

  11. Amy Bee says:

    Can we expect KP staff to accuse William and Kate of bullying? Apparently they felt bullied by Meghan when she wrote her own speeches and asked for tasks to be done.

  12. Allyn says:

    Boromir at the Council of Elrond: “Wales has no prince. Wales needs no prince.” 🙂

  13. girl_ninja says:

    “William always makes a passable attempt to “lean into” Welsh phrases with a cheery “Bore da” (good morning) or similar. However, while he recognises the importance of the language there are no current plans to learn it himself.”

    What ridiculous and insulting stance. This man has never had to work for anything in his life. Everything has been handed to him and he expects to be praised for anything he does. Imagine what Harry would have done with resources like Willy has? Actually, we see what Harry has done by grinding it out and working his ass off.

    • LadyE says:

      “Lean into” LOLOL He won’t even learn basic conversational Welsh, just “leans into” phrases. Ugh, what is leaning into language even, eyerolling so hard at this nonsense description for speaking a language. I bet he doesn’t know how to respond if someone said “Bore da” to him beyond literally repeating it. This is like if the extent of your French is that you can say Bonjour. Again massive EYEROLL

      • Lorelei says:

        Yet I still saw a couple of photos captioned, “William sings along to the Welsh anthem.” So I guess he’s just…moving his lips and trying to not look ridiculous?

      • LadyE says:

        @Lorelei Good question I don’t know, maybe this ‘source’ is just making William look like an absolute knob, but if your language abilities are at the level of making a “passable attempt” to say GOOD MORNING in that language, you are not singing the words to the National Anthem lol. It’s really a crazy thing to say, he makes a *passable attempt* to say Bore Da??? What does that mean? He mangles it or can’t say it half the time? One out of three he gets it right? It’s making me think of Janet on the Good Place, when she’s murdered and rebooted and all she can say is “Hello!” LOL

      • LDMiddx says:

        I have a close relative who has severe learning difficulties as well as being in a wheelchair. He can say ‘hallo’ ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ as well as a number of other words and phrases, in both French and German. Just saying.

  14. Tarte au Citron says:

    Skips this, skips that, Prince Skippy (does anyone remember Skippy the bush kangaroo show? 🙂 I need to think of a better Skippy-nickname!)

    What’s left for him to do?! Unreal. You can really tell he never had a proper career. Anyone else slacking off as much as Bully would get fired.

  15. CJ says:

    “ Few can have faced such a daunting prospect as the Prince of Wales last September when the demands of his normal yet hectic schedule almost doubled overnight. ”

    Yes double of 0 is quite a large number indeed.

    • Ula1010 says:

      I’d imagine it was quite daunting for his grandmother to become queen when she did, and even more daunting, how his great-grandfather became king. He was a second son who became king on the brink of war, but that’s nothing compared to the trials of our poor boy, William!

      His ancestors should be rolling in their graves.

  16. Eurydice says:

    Sure, the demands on his schedule doubled overnight – he’s just not going to meet those demands.

  17. Tbonesmum says:

    Hmmm, helping with more Welsh initiatives = more helipads for Willnot and Cannot.

    There was something on Twitter about the plane they used to get to France. I read that Cannot used it Saturday night over and back and then Will used it Sunday night over and back.

    I also read one comment that where the games where were being played was 6 hours apart , but I am sure that he French have these things called cars, trains or even helicopters. But that would be too much time to spend together for these two.

  18. India says:

    Charles made a big mistake making this entitled loser and his lazy mean wife the prince and princess of wales.

  19. NotSoSocialB says:

    I cannot even begin to comprehend having a foreign language professional at your beck and call and not having any interest in learning. Jaysus.

    • Blithe says:

      Remember, too, that William and Kate actually LIVED in Wales for several years, early on in their marriage. It is not much of an accomplishment to barely be able to stumble out a simple greeting in Welsh — when Wales was his home for years AND becoming Prince of Wales was pretty much a foregone conclusion.

  20. Trish says:

    The heir to the throne will always be a prince/princess of wales, correct? Then why not start teaching them the language from childhood? Learning languages is so much easier for kids, their brains are like sponges. There must be someone who can tutor the Cambridge kids in Welsh, since it seems to be an integral (?) part of their title and duties. Just a thought.

    • Libra says:

      That’s called looking ahead and planning for the future, @trish. Long term goal setting just is not in their tool box.

    • Blithe says:

      I wouldn’t know from personal experience, but perhaps that’s just not how colonialists think?

      When you’re ordained by God, maybe the expectation is that people will learn your language — in order to speak with you.

      To be more charitable, I’ve long wondered about the impact of the early traumatic head injury on William’s mood and temper. I don’t know much at all about his academic progress and success, but I’ve never been stunned by William’s verbal adeptness or overall aptitude for challenging pursuits. Perhaps, at some early point, it became clear that multiple languages might not be the best priority for William — even given his expected role as PoW, and the expectation that he be able to fluently converse and connect with people throughout the world as a representative of his country. I hope they are doing better by George — and really, by all of the kids. Surely the kids are fluent in Spanish, thanks to the Nanny. Right?

  21. Jaded says:

    Laughable drivel. While Harry is owning TWB (the Wanker Brother) with the worldwide success of Invictus, Bulliam goes to a rugby match and thinks he’s the GOAT. Atta boy…

  22. Mary Pester says:

    😂😂😂😂, sorry I just can’t 😂😂😂laser focused REALLY? the only thing they are focused on is Harry and Megan! And asks questions, yeah like “, why the fk are you booking me appearances when I’m going on another holiday! Get the helicopter serviced NOW. Peppering aids with questions and KATE in the same sentence, mmm let’s see, where is my new wiglet, when are they coming to do my botox and fillers, what was Megan wearing yesterday, and WHO are those 3 little people in the kitchen? Yep that’s about her limit, oh forgot, has camzilla forgotten the key to the jewellery chest by any chance??

    • Blithe says:

      Lol. @ Mary Pester, I read : “WHO are those 3 little people in the kitchen?” — and realized that it could mean either the kitchen staff OR their 3 children. I’m seriously laughing over here!

  23. Digital Unicorn says:

    The Welsh people I know while they would rather the title be returned to them/or not used, there is appreciation that Chuck learned Welsh and visited. He might not have visited as often or done as much for the Welsh people as they would have liked but he made more of an effort than these 2.

    I can hear the chickens roosting from here.

  24. Chantal says:

    How many times and in how many different ways will they convey this message? I guess W will just raise his middle finger next judging by these these “articles”. We got the message from the last few articles published in this topic – we, and esp the Welsh should expect less than nothing from this “Prince and future king”. Unbelievable! If his salary was tied to his performance, he’d have no money at all. Everything about him is ridiculous and offensive. Special K is just as bad but she’s not the heir. And they have the audacity to look down on others…

  25. Chaine says:

    Does the top pic remind anyone else of that meme of Ray Liotta laughing from Goodfellas?

  26. Well Wisher says:

    Maybe, he read the tea leaves, understanding that under normal circumstances, he would never be accepted by every Welsh individual, the numbers that choose to reject him in that position is insurmountable.
    So why bother?? When one can lean in into aspirations, future promises that will remain that – promises…….

  27. Brassy Rebel says:

    His workload doubled? 2 x 0=0 where I come from.

  28. QuiteContrary says:

    What is Welsh for “piss off back to England, you lazy cretin”? I’d be happy to learn that.

  29. Ana says:

    Hilarious that someone whose workload has “doubled” can manage to take a seven week vacation.

  30. ales says:

    Prince Charles spoke Welsh and Princess Diana learned Welsh for a speech. Welsh charities were helped by Princess Diana. Prince W is supposedly learning Welsh. What a total downgrade with Princess of Wales, mumbling K who does nothing for anyone except herself and her grifter family. Mumbles wont bother trying to learn Welsh unless there are new clothes, new accessories, new 12 inch heels, new wiglets, fillers, botox, spray on tan, is able to overload herself in royal jewelry, with multiple photo opportunities for her to pose. and then have the results photoshopped to her demands. The peasants are irrelevant when you are as important as she is, her main job as a royal is to shop, scan for every nearby camera lens and pose.

    • Visa Diva says:

      Good lord, you’re the future king, if you want to have a chance for there to be a throne and not a republic when when time comes you better be visiting all four nations of the UK on regular rotation. Spend a few days every month engagements in each one. And learn Welsh and Gaelic to at least say some pleasantries.
      Don’t want to be away up from the kids? Plenty of families trade off with one staying home while the other travels.

  31. jferber says:

    He has no current plans to live up to his responsibilities either now or later. What a DUD!!!!!! He is the piece of shit England fully deserves.