I’ve just been reminded of royal commentator/wannabe gadfly Petronella Wyatt. We haven’t talked about her in months, not since she made a series of cracked-out comments in the Telegraph and elsewhere about Prince Harry last May and June. According to Wyatt, her friends in LA are “always bumping into Meghan at parties” and Harry is a very lonely babysitter. Weeks later, Wyatt threw a hissy fit about Harry testifying against the tabloids who hacked him and every girlfriend he ever had. These days, it looks like Wyatt is getting her marching orders from Queen Camilla. My pet theory is that Camilla was banned from King Charles and Prince Harry’s brief meeting last week and Camilla has been throwing some hissy fits of her own. She clearly was behind that particularly nasty story to Robert Jobson, about how Charles didn’t even want to see Harry. Now Wyatt claims that it was Harry who told his father that he didn’t want to be in the same room as Camilla. Sure. And??
Hostilities flared up last week between Prince Harry and Queen Camilla. Or rather, the Duke of Sussex apparently launched an unprovoked volley in the direction of a 75-year-old woman. In an irony that will no doubt escape this self-proclaimed feminist and Lochinvar of the New World, Harry, I hear, preferred not to be in the same room with his stepmother when he spoke to the King about his cancer diagnosis, following the most precipitous and historic mercy mission to Blighty since Lend Lease. As olive branches go, it’s a massive opportunity missed by the Prince of Petulance – though it’s likely our laidback Queen wouldn’t have minded either way.
Remember the howls and lamentations when Meghan was excluded from any family conference. But the trouble with Harry is that he fights like a coward, refusing to stand up to a comparable foe, and on the rare occasion he meets one, he takes refuge in a dog bowl. In short, Prince Valiant he is not.
Harry, despite his one trick phoney Californian posturing, is the typical Anglo-Saxon who has stuck to his hereditary guns. He is so violently blowhard, and in this fact lies the cause of the ridiculous figure he commonly cuts in the eyes of others. He brags and blusters so incessantly that if he actually had the combined virtues of Jesus Christ, Aristotle and El Cid he would still go beyond the facts and so appear a mere Bombastes Furioso. This has taken on an almost pathological character and is probably no more than a protective mechanism erected to conceal an inescapable sense of inferiority.
Even so, I do not understand his continuing choler where the Queen is concerned. Perhaps, having dispatched his brother and sister-in-law, he had run out of family members to insult. I have known Camilla since I was 18, and she is palpably incapable of the scheming Harry has often accused her of. To what has sometimes been her detriment, she is incapable of machinations of any kind. With her clean tradition as the daughter of country gentry, her complexion that rejects make-up and the elements, and her forthright, genuine approach, the closest she has come to “scheme” is on a Scrabble board.
After Diana’s death, and when I was deputy editor of The Spectator, I sometimes breakfasted with Mark Bolland, who was Charles’s Deputy Private Secretary. Without wishing to betray any confidences, I received the distinct impression that it was Charles who desired to marry Camilla, whilst she was content with a less formal arrangement. The subject of her one day becoming Queen was never broached. There are some people who are devoid of ambition and snobbery, and Camilla is one of them. Thus I do not understand Harry’s bile, and cannot sympathise with it.
Like most forms of hatred it seems based on envy; envy of the fact that his father’s marriage to Camilla is, as he has publicly conceded in the past, “very happy”, and envy, perhaps, of the humorous and invaluable support she will give him now. Harry seems to have a problem with other people’s happiness, and has spent the past year trying to make his closest relatives miserable. He has a suspicion of anyone with a superior capacity for having a good time. Was Camilla wretched in her marriage, he would doubtless rush to embrace her and assure the public of his friendship.
There is possibly another, equally unpalatable explanation. It occurs to me that the Queen Consort’s life of royal service and her growing popularity in this country contrasts too deeply with Harry’s existence of grotesque futility abroad. I do not trust for an instant his continuous assertions that he is an infinitely more fulfilled and much better person. Could it be perhaps that under his shiny new skin, Prince Harry remains the sexist buffoon of his youth?
I called this woman a crackhead before, and I’ll do it again. What kind of drugs is she on? All of them? She barfed out this 3000-word prolix contempt all because a son allegedly wanted to speak to his father alone… and that’s it? Is Camilla really so tacky and classless that she would begrudge a son some one-on-one time with his father? That’s how it comes across, that Camilla was truly furious about it, furious enough to call up Robert Jobson and Petronella Wyatt and a dozen other royalists.
Also: “But the trouble with Harry is that he fights like a coward, refusing to stand up to a comparable foe, and on the rare occasion he meets one, he takes refuge in a dog bowl.” Wow. They’re really hellbent on rewriting “Prince William violently assaulted his brother because Harry refused to divorce Meghan,” aren’t they. These people need to get off drugs and get into therapy. Crack is wack.
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Charles also did not want Meghan with Harry at Balmoral, so…
I bet it’s because of Camilla that Charles didn’t want Meghan. As they say Camilla is the voice and action behind the throne
So what I take from that is Camilla and the rest feel a great sense of anger and inferiority that Harry has found happiness elsewhere. He didn’t come hat in hand. And he flew out leaving a court victory behind.
I remember a quote I heard years ago.
Some don’t want the throne, they just want to be the power behind it.
And those people really need to review history to see what happened to those people who has that mindset. You will always be on borrowed time.
Nope. That whole wanting “only family” statement was pure Charles. Camilla is awful but we’re not going to use her as a way to excuse Charles of his abusive mentality and behavior.
Camilla feels like a villain. Never understood why the tides turned in her favor. She was blithely responsible for a lot of heartache in that family. If someone had done to my mother what Camilla did, I’d love to be in a room alone with her, however.
Right. She is good pals with Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson who are trying to destroy Harry and Meghan. I would not to be even in the same room with her if I were Harry. 1–because she will say what went on. 2. Because he hates her guts.
Lol we just found out that Charles was told about his cancer diagnosis weeks ago so all those photos of the co-hoe glowing and looking happy last week make me wonder about their “happy marriage”.
Also the co-hoe is clearly pissed and embarrassed she wasn’t able to crash but no one would know she was excluded if she didn’t leak it. You really get an idea of how awful she is when you see how hard she working to whip up toxicity over a 45 minute visit between a father with cancer and his son.
OMG — “co-hoe.” Love it!
If their marriage is so happy. Then why don’t they live together? I think it’s because they can’t stand each other. Charles just married her because of all the backlash with Diana. He was trying to fix his public persona. Not Camilla’s. And all the work to make the public like her. Was because she reflects on Charles. But their both finding out it never worked. All the yellow posters everywhere they go proves their hated.
That’s what I was thinking, does this sort of leaking work on anyone? I mean no one would know if C word didn’t leak it, and make a thing out of it. Harry certainly hasn’t said anything.
There’s a difference between wanting to have a private conversation with your father and banning somebody from a family event where all are coming.
Camilla reminds me of a friend of mine’s stepmom, who refuses to let my friend even speak on the phone with her father. She will come and sit between them at parties. It’s so controlling and weird.
I suspect Camilla is afraid of ever letting Harry be alone with his father, because Harry called her out for what she was doing to him with the press. And while Charles surely is fine with whatever Camilla does, she is still threatened by Diana’s boys.
Piers and Clarkson probably waiting for h er to give them “stories”.
Both of them are in so much trouble right now. She can’t. She has to distance herself from them. Which won’t turn out good for her. Because they both will throw her under the bus to save themselves.
“Is Camilla really so tacky and classless that she would begrudge a son some one-on-one time with his father?”…YUP.
She reminds me of my own (former to me now that my dad has passed) step-mother as well. That woman couldn’t stand for my dad to have one second of alone time with his daughters that didn’t involve her. My stepmom was an unhinged, deeply insecure shrew. I don’t believe Camilla is insecure though. If anything, I think she’s far too sure of herself. But also scheming and conniving like the wicked witch of Windsor.
I’m so sorry about your former stepmom. I’ve seen my friend suffer for years at the hands of hers, who even looks like a younger version of Camilla. ruining a parent’s relationship to their kids is straight up evil.
And agree totally about Conniving Camilla.
@WiththeAmerican, thank you. Thankfully, my sisters and I sort of won in the end when we spent our dad’s final weeks and days taking good care of him whether she liked it or not. After he passed, faced with the realization that she was all alone (as she’d run off all her own family members), she actually attempted to reach out to us and propose we stay “a family”. I took one for the team and wrote her an epic, but politely worded, telling-off letter to her in response. It’s been 2.5 years now and we haven’t heard from her since. Huzzah!
@L84tea I love it! Well done! Stay family sounds like = take care of her in her old age. Nope.
Being a feminist doesn’t mean that you don’t call out assholes just because they’re women. Also now she’s just a 75-year-old woman, wasn’t she the steel and the foundation behind the monarchy just last week? Now it’s oh he’s being so mean to poor granny like he’s the big bad wolf in Little Red Riding Hood or something. Get over it lady there’s absolutely no reason in the world that you needed to be involved in a conversation between a 40-year-old man and his 75-year-old father.
If she is too stupid to see that there is a difference in excluding Meghan from meetings that had to do with HER own future isn’t comparable to a son wanting alone time with dad, she is just too stupid. Camilla is “incapable of machinations of any kind”? I think there are recordings and evidence of her concerning Diana that would say otherwise. And WTH does her “complexion and makeup” have to do with her character?
There is that famous letter that became public. Where Camilla writes and tells Charles to ignore that “ridiculous creature”. She undermined Diana every step of the way. The Saint Camilla spin is so ludicrous.
Yep, someone is a pouty little leaker! That’s it, Cam, prove all of Harry’s points.
Right? Petronella is giving the game away. She is bragging about her lunches with Mark Bolland, the man who was brought in to rehabilitate Camilla’s image by making deals with the tabloids. And we’re supposed to believe this lady isn’t writing on Camilla’s behalf? Likely after talking on the phone with Camilla herself about how dare Harry have a conversation alone with his dad. Hope they picked the room with the thickest walls.
That “clean tradition” was so much racist, classist subtext.
And I can only laugh that she concludes after a lovely lunch with Camilla’s hired PR spin doctor, Mark Bolland, that “There are some people who are devoid of ambition and snobbery, and Camilla is one of them.”
Crack is indeed whack
Wanting to meet with his father without his stepmother was not about any past scheming of Camilla’s, I believe. Harry flew over a continent and an ocean to meet with his FATHER who told him he had cancer. Both Harry and Charles wanted the meeting to be just the two of them, or believe me, Camilla would have been there.
Of course they were mad Meghan was excluded from the family conference. Because it was going to affect Meghan as well! Whatever short sentimental supportive conversation Harry and Charles had about Charles’s cancer should not affect Camilla (Except the loss of control)
Also to the rest of what Wyatt said….I almost fell out of my chair laughing and did startle my napping cat.
@HeatherC, I’m sitting in a pub in Brighton, Sussex and only by pure chance did I put my drink on the table while reading, I’d normally sip away. Glad to report that no cider has been sprayed across the bar. I’d have been very embarrassed 🤣🤣
*waves from Brighton!
What is this garbage these antiquated hacks come up with? Who even writes like this in the 21st century?!? I think this Wyatt woman THINKS she sounds eloquently Shakespearean, but really like she took an Ambien or two before she started typing.
Ambien with a crank chaser, lmao. Isn’t Petronella one of BoJo’s houris? I loved reading this piece, it was hilarious. What a howler: “her complexion that rejects make-up and the elements, and her forthright, genuine approach, the closest she has come to “scheme” is on a Scrabble board.”
Okay Agnes, please tell me where to send the bill for my new laptop: houris?? aaaahh. Never seen it spelled like that before.
I LMAO at anyone having the balls to say the Rottweiler doesn’t need makeup. Dayum that woman is on meth not Crack. Cuz demons don’t look smooth faced.
Camilla not only wears a fair bit of makeup she wears FALSE EYELASHES!
Granted the Camilla. of yesteryear did not appear to wear makeup. As she had the complexion typical of a heavy smoker it was perhaps unfortunate since she looked sallow in addition to wrinkly.
i had to stop after the first two paragraphs. What on earth is this drivel?!?!
LMAO I lasted two paragraphs also. I stopped reading, silently thanking Kaiser for once again taking one for the team.
Her writing style is so pretentious and much like her ex”s BOJO.
I really hope that if Harry read this tripe he laughed as hard as I did. What a word salad of an article. Wyatt thinks if she uses terms like Lochinvar, Bombastes Furioso, and choler it gives her writing gravitas. She was acting like she was writing a PHD dissertation instead of a article for a what is no more than a gossip rag. But I hope she keeps up her glorified defense of Camilla, because that road only leads to ruination and humiliation. Just ask Clarkson and Morgan.
This Wyatt article is the kind of diarrheal rant that “journalists” who feed palace talking points to an AI engine publish. Someone give Petronella some Pepto Bismol and help her to a toilet, good gourd.
Camilla wanted it all. And she did manipulate. what is Wyatt talking about? Such fiction.
This part: “I do not understand his continuing choler where the Queen is concerned. Perhaps, having dispatched his brother and sister-in-law, he had run out of family members to insult.”
Uh. You can’t understand it? This is the lady who hates any woman who takes Charles’ attention away from herself. This is the lady who left a note on Diana’s bed after she got married. This is the lady who has surrounded Charles with HER grandchildren and not HIS. This is the lady that saw Meghan charm Charles at their first dinner together and immediately began the smear campaign.
This is the lady who mingled with and thanked a bunch of journalists for writing unspeakable violent filth about her own daughter-in-law.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I know why Harry doesn’t want to share a room with her.
Thank heavens Meghan is not the daughter in law but the step daughter in law. Diana is her late mother in law.
I like your distinction there, Tessa.
Well, that’s certainly quite a take. Also, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Chuckles set the precedent for excluding wives when Lizzie died so he doesn’t get to complain now that Harry doesn’t want someone who’s not a member of his family taking part in family time.
Someone ought to investigate the sales of crack cocaine on Fleet Street–seems like the entire British media is partaking these days–or at the very least, using crack as a writing aid. That’s the only way this drivel makes sense.
Down the line, if the situation is as dire as we fear, and we’re all on the other side of it, someone’s going to get rich writing a book about how all of this went down, and how the media was complicit in whatever harm was done to a Princess of the realm and a future Queen of England. I imagine scholars are gathering sources as we speak. Historically, being a British married in Princess/queen has been a really shitty deal. I hope the fairy-tale fallacy is broken forever.
This woman had an affair with Boris Johnson. Everything she says is null and void.
Ewww. Didn’t know that.
Ew, right, I forgot.
And did Cams give her pointers on that?
(worked out well, didn’t it! Is she called ’round heels’?)
Dear god.
Yeecccchhhh! Why?
We all know why Harry didn’t want Camilla in the room – because she would have run straight back to her cronies and reported everything Harry said. So instead she ran to cry about not being allowed in the room. Thereby proving his point.
Exactly this.
Yep, he knew if she was there she would immediately report back to Clarkson and Morgan…
Which means Charles didn’t tell her afterwards… Interesting.
@Ameerah M – Exactly this. At the time of typing none of us have even the vaguest idea on what was said between father and son – and quite right too.
I hope he checked any portraits for the eyes that slide aside so someone can look through from behind.
Of course she wanted to be there to then run off and leak and of course he knew that and stopped her.
Hahaha great image.
🤣Yes, great image SarahCS!
Oh thank you for this!
“There are some people who are devoid of ambition and snobbery and Cam is one of them”!?!?!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Mighta been born at night but it wasn’t last night!
Camilla hell bent on destroying the monarchy before she is done.. historians can blame the weak King for allowing it.
Whew! This is a lot. She is heaping abuse on Harry with a shovel. All the bile she can vomit out in one unhinged rant. Is this what passes for journalism in the UK these days?
Wow!! Right? I read all that disgusting vitriol and thought WTH? And then I realized, OK, it’s still opposite days on salt island. Everything she says applies to their incandescent POS, I mean POW.
Cowardly bragging blowhard?
Moniquep, that’s what I thought, too, when I read it. She’s giving a good description of the Wont.
Isn’t she one of the women who had an affair with Boris? Of course, she is gonna back up Camilla, the head mistress. What disgusting group of people they are. If you are hated by people like her and Camilla, you must be doing something right in life.
Not just boris. Petty wyatt got her picture took as she was fckng a married man in a field somewhere in england. Its gross. So I can totally believe her when she said she’s known the co-ho from she was 18. She obviously learned all her wh0rish ways from camilla the head h0 of england.
Team Heaux needs to be shown themselves in a mirror. I can’t even with these people.
What’s absolutely hilarious about all of this: Camilla thinks because she has these knuckle draggers catering to her and at her beck and call whenever she has a yen to drop the dirty on some member of the BRF, that her public persona isn’t harmed by it.
Spoiler alert, Bride of Chucky: The world hated you when you went after Diana, and they hate you more for going after her sons and their wives.
Every attempt by Charles to rehab Camilla’s reputation is submarined by her own idiot self, every time she briefs against the family.
The Old Cranky Selfish Mare needs to chill her sh-t, and take up a traditional royal hobby like stamp collecting. If she could accidentally glue her mouth shut, so much the better.
Eheheh. Her and Trump are _really_ pushing their luck. Deals with the devil never end well no matter how much stuff you get—or how many people you get to enjoy crushing.
I think the naked field pictures were actually Katie Hopkins. Who is arguably even more awful than Crackhead Wyatt.
Boinking Boris shows a spectacular lack of judgement. There aren’t enough drugs in the world.
Oh yeah, she’s on the pipe.
New meaning to ‘High-Ho’.
…….and the 7 dwarfs sing….high-ho, high who it off to______we go
I am sure Harry has taken note of Camilla’s cozy friendship with Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson and is acting accordingly.
And Cam’s love of pre-dinner G&Ts
“Pre-dinner G&T” is generous! 🥃🥃🥃
I’ll bet she starts tossing those back around 10 in the morning, just after her breakfast has settled.
@Beverley the “breakfast” that consists of a Bloody Mary, a packet of ciggies, and a dry piece of toast with her cypher burned into it?
Harry was upset that Meghan wasn’t present at the sandringham summit bc it was a meeting that directly affected Meghan’s life. It was literally about her and Harry’s role in the family. He never said she had to be in every meeting about anything. Not wanting Camilla to be in a meeting with his dad doesn’t make him a sexist.🙄
Exactly! And let’s even switch it.
Imagine Diana was alive and remarried and revealed a cancer diagnosis. Would it have been considered “wrong” or whatever for Harry to meet with just his mom and not his mom and step father?
No it would not have been.
Good point.
Yes it sounds like Horsilla is unhappy with not being included and is whinnying to her friends to get that story out there. Of course Harry wanted to meet with just his father and it sounds like that is what happened and Peg and Horsilla are both very angry.
Yes, and I love the top photo where Cam (Horsilla – ha!) is preening while PW looks like he wants to vomit.
These people are living in a Jean-Paul Sartre play. All the world’s wealth, yet none is happy, kind, or generous.
“With her clean tradition as the daughter of country gentry, her complexion that rejects make-up and the elements…”
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Camilla, the croc-skinned country bumpkin!
bisynaptic – you’re killing me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not only did you spot the one truly insightful phrase about the subject that Batty Petty unwittingly sprayed on the page, your paraphrase is absolute killer – 🏆
“Camilla, the croc-skinned country bumpkin!”
that was my favorite part too!
Her complexion rejects makeup…. ???What does this even mean? That no amount of lipstick can make this pig look good?
Gin and cigarettes are a great primer? Who knows.
This lady needs a life outside of staring at pictures of Camilla. My god.
Please travel, lady. Go somewhere that isn’t Tiny Little Island.
Every time I see a picture of horseilla, I’m reminded of the witches from the Snow-white and Wizard of Oz movies.
Last week I still had some reluctant admiration for how Camzilla handled this situation. I truly believed that it would be more important for her to seem like the bigger person all the while throwing her stepson, Egg, under a bus. I also believed she supported CRex meeting his other son. And I thought Jobbo wrote his hit piece in response to Peggington’s hissy fit. This article seems to have proven me wrong.
If Charles doesn’t realize he needs to meet his son, alone, he’s dumber than dirt. I’m surprised he’s letting Camilla smear him, like this.
Petronella Wyatt is a terrible writer. But thanks for confirming that Camilla wasn’t in the room. If she was the press would have published a blow by blow of Harry and Charles’ conversation.
The remarks about Harry’s courage are sickening. Has someone instructed her specifically to weaken his military reputation ahead of the Invictus preview? Nasty nasty nasty. Has to be Camilla’s revenge.
This is a woman who had an affair with Boris Johnson. Her judgement and moral standing are questionable at best.
How is it that these supposed royalists keep forgetting that Charles is the King? If Charles didn’t want to see Harry, he wouldn’t have. If Charles wanted Camilla in the room, she would have stayed.
E – Sorry, you’re using facts and logic.
This piece is fiction using a specific writing prompt. And it truly seems like she’s on the pipe.
Well yeah, this particular woman is clearly nuts. But the rest of the royal “experts” act the same way. It wasn’t that long ago that they were celebrating Charles’ ascension to his god-given, gold-encrusted throne and now they’re acting like Charles is some poor old grandpa who’s being bullied by his sons.
Forthright and genuine does not describe Camilla. And she “never wanted anything” spin again. Camilla could not wait to wear the late Queen’s jewels down to the famous tiara.
Who never wanted anything again? Oh you mean ‘Lorraine’ as all her friends called her? That one?
Whoever said that Horsilla is a steely and thick-skinned woman? This is her throwing a hissy fit for being excluded for once from her scheming. The teeth gnashing can be heard from the still salty lady who Harry aptly described as dangerous and leaving bodies behind.
The pen is Wyatt but the words are Camilla
Good for Harry for not wanted the wicked witch to be in the room. That witch destroyed his mother and was very close to do the same thing to his wife. All her Rats friends are mad because they are still trying to figure out what was said and it’s driving them crazy that they can’t write 100 articles about it.
It would take them years and years of therapy in order to behave like normal human beings again. Most of them are too far gone.
This whole thing is such BS. I very much doubt that w the 10 minute audience Charles gave Harry, that Harry walked in there making any demands or that Charles would have capitulated. This is just another how can we make Harry look bad made up story.
I can never get through a full article written by this lunatic. I tried to read it this morning and read the first paragraph and decided to wait for Kaiser’s take. Again, just now I tried to read the excerpt and read one line… she’s stark raving mad!!!!!
Perhaps Cam was napping in her stall, rolled in some manure & urine, and the smell was a bit too much to bear. It happens.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
My aunt use to say once you tear your draws with me they are ripped for life. That how Harry feels about his father’s wife. When he was done he was done and she knows it. That’s why she goes to the gutter and digs up her group of friends she knows they will do her bidding. Harry don’t care those draws are ripped.
I cannot be bothered with this gross and disgusting person, but I did see the comment that Harry fights like a coward. You mean like taking suing the media for illegally taping his phone and not taking hush money, as his family told him it was suicide? You mean like joining military for a decade, begging to go to Afghanistan, getting sent back when the media leak his whereabouts, and then doing everything he could to get back to the front?
I’ve been trying to avoid the “coward” statement, it’s so patently ridiculous; but I’m wondering if Camzilla is trying to say something about what happened to KittyKat: maybe, unlike Harry, she fought back physically? I mean, the rota rats have been hinting for a while about the fights in that marriage.
I’m sorry, but Harry “fights like a coward”??? What the holy fuck? That’s pretty despicable, considering he’s the only one in that family who refuses to hide behind leaks. He has the guts to say what he needs to say and to let everyone know that it’s coming from him, not some “anonymous source” like everyone else in that cult of a family. He’s the only member of his family who signed up to fight in a war no one really wanted and has spent his adult life dedicating himself to bettering the quality of mental health for servicemen and servicewomen. When his wife and child were being relentlessly attacked, this so-called “pampered prince” didn’t hesitate to leave the only life he’d ever known to strike out in another country, simply to protect the people he loved. Prince Harry is a profile in courage. The asshole who wrote this is on the expressway straight to Hell.
Harry is a true pioneer, Leaving the toxic home and he and his wife and children having a new life and great family life together.
The depths of Harry’s character seems bottomless at this point. My God, the strength and bravery he has after growing up with that family is something to behold.
Lol that Harry fights like a coward. He says it all out loud, in his own words and his own voice. That’s the very definition of courage. He’s in open court, suing the criminals at the tabloids, and he’s speaking openly in his memoir and the Netflix series. No amount of revisionist nonsense from the viper courtiers working with the stenographers at the tabloids can erase that.
Talk about showing your ass in public – my main takeaway from this piece is that Petronella has some unresolved issues in her personal life that are spilling over into her professional one in a really uncomfortable way for the rest of us.
Dear Petronella:
Are you okay?
Amy T.
The problem for all these jealous hags, is that Harry looked right through all of them and saw the beautiful biracial woman who broke his conveyor belt and completed his checklist and totally fell head over heels for her. To add insult to injury, he proved that love by giving up what they perceive to be the ultimate life, in order to protect her and their beautiful children.
No one would ever do anything like that for them.
Horse face is a feminist?? The woman who was in her 30s bullying a teenager because the man she loved was a coward who couldn’t stand up to mommy and daddy.
Does Charles be in the room every time she meets with her kids? No! The woman has her own house that she be at where her kids come and visit her at.
Charles blamed his parents for marrying Diana. But he was 32 and made his own choices. I think Charles never took responsibility for what he did. He proposed to a 19 year old woman knowing he did not love her (He told his biographer that he preferred Camilla). A 32 year old man courting a 19 year old, for expediency’s sake. Charles is a weak man who blames others. He had a chance with Harry but messed up by letting William bully Harry and Meghan out;. Camilla wanted to marry APB. And Camilla helped choose Diana, sizing her up and believing she would be no threat to her relationship to Charles. Camilla did not want Anna Wallace as Charles wife. He was serious about Anna. Camilla monopolized Charles and danced with him while Anna got more and more angry and broke up with Charles. Charles is a coward because he could never admit to his own shortcomings.
Don’t forget that he started sniffing around her when she was 16. Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth.
Horrible writing aside, she is one demented flying monkey. Wow. That level of cognizant bias should be studied. “Forthright” and “genuine” don’t stand a chance with the sidepiece in the room. If she were any more of a b*%#h, she’d have puppies. And far too many documented incidences for this revisionism.
They need to do a Wizard of Oz remake with the faces of Piers, Clarkson, Petronella etc patched onto the flying monkey faces for sure. It’s hilarious that Wyatt outright claims that Camzilla was content to be The Mistress for life. What a pair of skanks.
Let’s take a moment, shall we, and savor this likely scenario: Camilla is in the room with Charles as Harry enters. Charles’ face lights up. Harry smiles and greets Charles warmly. Harry politely greets Camilla. A brief conversation begins, and Harry immediately turns to Camilla and requests to speak to his father alone. Camilla, shocked, refuses. After all, she is wife and Queen!!! How dare he!!! Charles knows what is at stake. He respects Harry’s request. Charles tells Camilla to leave the room.
Oh, if only Diana could have witnessed this. She was there with Harry in spirit, I am certain.
Wait Petronella did you just call Camilla a comparable foe? Harry didn’t come to fight but we get it, Camilla was hoping for one.
Also, Spanish journalist Concha Calleja said yesterday that Harry’s visit had nothing to do with Chuck’s cancer but was political in nature. So Petronella providing the nuclear lunacy to keep the peasants looking anywhere other than at the Will/Kate fiasco.
I saw that and it was I thought as soon as we heard about their meeting. I just don’t see Charles wanting some kind of father son thing, but is he someone who would stab Willy in the back if needed? Absolutely.
And he knew enough to keep Cam out of it because he had his own agenda. Cam thinks she runs Charles and for the most part she does, but a Scorpio King shouldn’t be underestimated when it comes to Machiavellian manipulations.
100%.
Speaking of the visit. Quite a few people thought Harry came to sign some documents. We now know the hacking case was settled during that week. He might have booked the flight before he knew about the cancer diagnose, to sign the settlement and have meetings with his solicitors about the other cases.
Thanks for your bravery in calling her a crackhead, but why are you afraid to call her Boris Johnson’s ex-bedmattress, Kaiser? That’s the wench’s sole claim to fame. But for that she would be just another drug feign. Bojo was bedding her while still married to his second (3rd?) wife. When someone leaked the affair, Boris denied it. Full stop. If Boris the gadfly Johnson is too embarrassed to admit his relationship with me, I would be ashamed to show my face in public. But o’l Petro here simply has zero dignity left. So sewage dwelling is second nature to her.
Not only that, but this woman then wrote an article “confessing” that Boris got her pregnant and persuaded her to have an abortion. Her father was well-known, so she is another typical UK media nepo baby hire.
Quelle surprise? Seriously someone thinks that’s news?
So this is why we don’t know what conversation took place. She wasn’t in the room and she’s pissed about it. So she goes whining to another side chick about it. The levels of crazy in the screed.
In Spare, H mentioned the time when he & M returned from their honeymoon and Bully and Bones invited them to their place for tea and “to clear the air.” There was some nasty gossip that was making the rounds about conflict between M and Bones and H asked about it. Then he said Bully “sheepishly” admitted that while H&M were away, he and Bones had had dinner with chucky and the h0 and he admittedly had told them that things between the 2 couples were not good.
Then the 4 looked at each other in dismay. Because they had found the source.
Apparently Bully spilled enough ammunition to the h0 and, as usual, she ran and told her friends in the shitrags.
So yeah. H not only has historical records about the h0 and the alliances she made in the shitmedia and the frequent huddles she has with them, but also, she hasnt stopped.
Yeah just a real head scratcher here as to why he wouldn’t want his poisonous loose lipped stepmom in the room for a private father son convo.
@Kingston, As I remember it, it wasn’t honeymoon, they returned from their successful tour. It seemed to me, the success of their tour pissed off both K&W and C&C, so they got together and schemed. Harry said, he doesn’t know exactly when the crying story is flipped. I think, he was referring to the fact that he isn’t sure if K&W lied to Camilla & Charles, hoping that the lie will be leaked or told what happened and Camilla flipped the crying story and leaked it. I don’t believe K&W were innocent little birds. They also knew who Camilla was. Will’s first meeting with her got leaked, I am sure Will didn’t forget that. After the tour, the palace leaks started as Harry noticed too.
That whole diatribe was bat shit crazy. It says more about her mental instability then what she is trying to project on to Harry
Camilla has got to be Camilla I guess. And this is why I think any idea of the Sussexes doing any kind of half-in type deal is delusional. That woman would never allow it, she is like a toxic fog that poisons the air wherever she goes. Best to leave that situation alone and stay where the air is clear.
I wonder which Palace bird let it be known she wasn’t allowed into the Charles Harry meeting. All this information is proving Harry’s book spare was true. But the British press are getting themselves in such a tangle they are going to hang themselves. Wait till Harry and Meghan land in Canada then the British press will come out with their vile poison. Hang on to your hats people I think this week is going to be a very bump ride.
Camilla Parker-Bowles, MISTRESS OF THE CENTURY, not capable of scheming?
How deluded can we get, here?
Right? These were my exact thoughts. She’s literally a former side piece who managed to become Queen.
“ her complexion that rejects make up”. She’s absolutely caked in it 😂
This whole column is Wooten-level unhinged but there is some shade in there towards Camilla, like that line 😂- that is not a compliment. It’s kind of racist and dog whistley but it’s really just an insult to Camilla? That and admitting that Mark Bolland said she didn’t really want to marry Charles. Kind of a contrast with the rest of the sanctimonious brown-nosing.
Harry, who flew Apache helicopters in a war zone, fights like a coward?
And Camilla, pal of Jeremy Clarkson and torturer of Diana, is not an evil schemer?
Petronella and her purple prose are f*cking deranged.
This is a mountain I will die on a thousand times over…any child of a re-married parent is entitled to a relationship with that parent that is independent from their stepparent. And alone time with that parent is vitally important, especially during difficult times. This story has been triggering me hard the past couple of days. My stepmom did a lot of gatekeeping with my dad their whole relationship, but especially when he had cancer. I don’t think I was alone in a room with him for the last decade of his life, and not fighting harder for that time with him is a regret I will take to my grave. Keep fighting, Harry!
That’s so horrible, I’m sorry.
There is no reason for any adult to treat their partner’s kids like they don’t exist or deserve alone time with their parent. If someone is too insecure to support their partner being a good, engaged parent, then they shouldn’t be with that person.
Truly evil.
Your story resonates with me in so many ways, @LALALA, and I send you love.
Your stepson doesn’t want you in the room while he talks with his sick father because you have history as a leaker who briefs against him, and you respond by… leaking and briefing against him. Just making sure I have that right.
Bingo. We found the leaker! And she stinks like gin.
Imma call her Petron for short. “A complexion that rejects makeup” wtf? Is she calling Camilla Leather faced? We all knew it was a matter of time before that ole horse angry trotted to her minions mad as hell that she was left in her stable while a big big meeting was going on!
This word salad belongs sprinkled loosely in a basket of gin, apples, and Mane & Tail and left right outside the stable for Mr. Ed’s mother-in-law, who along with her weak king, ruined a family with her unbridled passion and her incessant need to scheme and destroy all things right, happy, and good. She hates Harry because he is so much like his mother – and it burns her that Diana’s spirit lives on through him. Jeremy’s girl go back to your stable – MAN URE annoying!
I have no doubt that sometime in the future whatever was discussed in that meeting will be leaked. It will undoubtedly be embellished. Harry will be taking note, too, especially if there were to be NO leaks.
I doubt that Harry would be capable of fighting “like a coward”, however, we all know Willy wanted H to strike him. Imagine. If anyone thinks H couldn’t clean Willy’s clock with one well aimed shot, they are on crack. And then prison for life, attacking the future king or whatever they could drum up against H. as per Falstaff “Discretion is the better part of valor” right?
Jesus H christ this woman needs taking to the cleaners in more ways than one.
So the man who twice went into war with the taliban is a coward. She knew camzilla when she was 18? How, was she at one of the key parties?
And if I were Harry I wouldn’t even want Camilla in the same building let alone the same room, but petrolhead, Charlie agreed to it so where does that leave you and your budy Camilla??
And camzilla isn’t capable of scheming? Oh puleze, this is the Queen bitch who every week briefed the press against Diana, befriended Diana while she was bedding Diana’s husband and even attended Diana and Charles’s bloody wedding.
I bet, until her husband demanded a divorce, because Charlie had gone on television and admitted adultery with the old crow, she was more than content with the status quo, because she and Andrew had an open marriage and I’m afraid Charlie’s wasn’t the only wick she trimmed.
Harry, Sue the bitch, don’t let her get away with writing this crap
Mary,I love it when you are angry and I agrre with every word .
Well done Harry I respect you even more .
That is a vomit inducing diatribe. I don’t think any of us need lessons either in feminism or morals from the woman who had an affair with Boris Johnson. No wonder she is so sympathetic to fellow sidepiece Camilla.
And claiming Harry ‘fights like a coward’ is particularly low. Call me old fashioned, but I believe that someone who spent years fighting for his country (regardless of what you might otherwise think of them) deserves a modicum of basic respect. God no wonder Harry left. And I say that as a UK citizen.
Camilla is over-egging the pudding here. She should have quit while she was ahead.
I am beginning to think that some of these royal commentators are really terrible people in real life. To write some false and vomit-inducing diatribes must weigh on any decent person after a while. Otherwise, they would need serious therapy.
This woman that this old crow is defending was happily sleeping with another woman husband and partaking in the gaslighting of that woman. So f the writer and co-hort side piece. Once a skank , always a skank. Guess that why people like Camilla always finds people on the bottom of the lake to defend her . Bottom dwelling skanks
They’re totally unhinged. They’re so jealous.
Yikes!!
He obviously didn’t want her in the room because she would twist something and leak it to her jackals in the press!!!
This is completely unhinged. I cannot believe they actually publish this libel. It’s awful. Why would he ever go back or trust that his wife and children would be safe with these demented lunatics being allowed to spill their bile whenever they feel like it?