Did Jesus dump Madonna?

The fairy tale romance between 51 year-old Madonna and 23 year-old model/DJ boyfriend, Brazilian Jesus Luz, may be over. Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun Times reports that Jesus broke up with Madonna, but that it was “totally amicable” and Madonna was ok with it. You know that Madonna’s camp did not leak this news if it was Jesus that did the dumping, not her. Here’s the brief report on their split:

While it’s true that Madonna and Jesus Luz, her boytoy of the past year, have gone their separate ways — it not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.

[From Sun Times]

Last week we heard that Madonna had a secret weekend hookup with her ex, Alex Rodriguez, in mid January. Maybe Madonna was “cheating” on her younger kept lover, or maybe she was consoling herself in the arms of an ex, fantasizing of sweet centaur loving.

It’s good news that Jesus has cut Madonna lose. He may miss out his allowance, but he’ll be able to forge his own way in life without answering to a girlfriend as old as his grandmother. And we won’t have to read any more speculation that Madonna and Jesus are trying for a baby.

There’s a story that Madonna has taken up with an “a retired Wall Street exec” and Kabbalah devotee in his mid 70s. The two were supposedly seen making out, but this story originated with “Brangelina” author Ian Halperin. There’s less than a 50/50 chance of a story from Halperin being based on more than his imagination.

Jesus and Madonna are shown with Mercy and David on 8/17/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

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  1. Kaiser says:

    I’ve got money on a Madge-Sean Penn reunion.

  2. nAynAy says:

    How long did she think it was really going to last? I’m surprised that it lasted as long as it did.

  3. Constance says:

    She is just gross. I wish she would take her new fledgling child army and hunker down in a fortress in Antarctica already. She can take the other desperate old female baby hoarders with her.

  4. LindyLou says:

    This pairing has just wound down to its natural conclusion. I’m sure neither of them uttered the l-word to each other so there won’t be hurt feelings or nasty comments in the media about each other. They both used each other and are moving on…thank god. Seeing those 2 together creeped me out!

  5. bella says:

    Thank God “baby Jesus” saw the light. I can only imagine the amount of ribbing he took from his friends.

  6. JulieNewmar says:

    Jesus got what he needed, a few bucks and some exposure.

  7. Leek says:

    Little Lourdes is going to be stunning, well, she actually is already, which is going to make it difficult for old Madonna to date younger guys. If you went home with Madge and saw her gorgeous daughter who is only a few years younger than you, I mean, what’s a man to do?!

  8. ogechi says:

    Madge quit playing games plzzzzzzzz and train your children in the ways of the Lord so that when they grow up, they shall not depart from it.

  9. Linda says:

    It’s probably a 23-year-old’s attention span problem. They are annoying!

  10. moo says:

    I’m glad… the guy shouldn’t waste his time with that old skank, putting up with her shit like she’s entitled. Run!

  11. Iggles says:

    LOL @ Leek!

    Funny, but scary. Madonna has got to be very careful from here on out who she brings home. She REALLY has to vet prospective partners because an older man might look at Lourdes the wrong way — men all ages prey on young girls.

  12. filthycute says:

    Is it that Anthony Edwards look-a-like’s job to hold an umbrella over Madonna?

  13. filthycute says:

    Jesus must’ve gotten tired of having to gnaw on her gristle every night.

  14. Chicken Tetrazzini says:


    You are so right. My mom never, EVER brought her boyfriends around me because she was terrified of the possibility of them trying to do something to me (not that they were bad men or anything, but better to be safe than sorry). However, my mother wasn’t desperate for male attention and companionship like Madonna apparently is. It’s like Madonna cares more about herself and her needs than the needs of her children, which is insane.

    Lourdes is absolutely gorgeous, and how well does Madonna REALLY know any of these men? Why would she put her children’s welfare at risk just so she can get laid? It just seems selfish and stupid. If she wants to get laid, then go get laid, but why bring these men around her children? Why risk their safety just so she can feel desired? I’ll never understand it…

  15. EMV says:

    The headline is hilarious…

  16. Tia C says:

    I love how people think they have firsthand knowledge of exactly what goes on in Madonna’s home, lol! I’m sure her daughter is just fine and is not being preyed on by Madonna’s various lovers. We’ll have to wait until Lourdes writes a tell-all to find out for sure, though, since we don’t know them personally. (eye roll)

  17. Sincerity says:

    It was bound to happen. Now the both of them can find partners who are much more to their liking. I wish them both the best of luck. I doubt if she and her ex., Sean Penn will reconcile because he seems to be more interest in younger women at this point.

  18. Trillion says:

    Well, Madonna better keep Lourdes the hell away from Penn!

  19. whatever says:

    I’m glad to see that the tabloids are hard at work trying to break up more Hollywood couples. Now, that Brangelina are together (how can that be?–gasp!), they can move on to fresher kill. Yeah, tabloids!!! Always on the positive.

  20. ccoop says:

    Does she not look exactly like Bette Davis in that photo?! (And I mean, not in a GOOD way!)

  21. MiMi says:

    Tia C, No Lourdes is not being preyed upon by Madonna’s various lovers but Lourdes’ boyfriends will most likely be preyed upon by Madonna!

  22. Kittypants says:

    I feel sorry for Madonna’s parasol holder. He doesn’t look at all happy with his lot in life.

  23. elysee says:

    Now he could write a book about it, or she could gives him ton of money to keep his mouth shut. Maybe she already did!