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Yesterday one of Tiger Woods’s porn-star mistresses (there were at least two that we know of), Joslyn James, launched a website, SextingJoslynJames.com, with all of the dirty text messages she had received from the worlds #1 golfer. The site wouldn’t load for me yesterday and I used some of TMZ’s excerpts to report on this story. I’ve finally been able to read the messages, and they’re worse than TMZ let on. Tiger was really freaky in some messages, and wrote in graphic detail about what he wanted to do to James, including having unprotected anal sex. Given the way he phrased/spelled some words it’s possible he used a condom, but we’ve heard from countless other mistresses that he never did use protection. He wrote “09/08/2009: Hurry so i come in that ass. 09/08/2009: So when can i have that ass again. 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and F*ck that ass that i own.” There’s more graphic stuff, but I’ll spare you. (You can read all the messages here if the official website is down/too busy.)
The messages are also a glimpse into the lengths Tiger went to hide Joslyn from his business associates and friends. He wrote detailed instructions like like “07/30/2009: n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you, 09/07/2009: Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358., 09/07/2009: Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears.”
If he was going to these elaborate lengths just to bang one of the women, you can bet he was playing this cloak and dagger game with all the other ones too. TMZ reports that Joslyn is about to release more evidence of her affair with Tiger. They claim that she’ll reveal e-mails that show that Tiger’s best friend and the head of Tiger Woods Design, Bryon Bell, was arranging meetings for him. We’ve already heard that Bell set up an Australian tryst between Tiger and Rachel Uchitel, and is rumored to have contacted madame Michelle Braun on his behalf. Bell has also worked for Tiger’s charity, and if it comes out that Tiger used charity funds to hire hookers he could face federal charges. Fingers crossed! It’s hard to see how Bell had time to run any of Tiger’s official businesses when he was so busy juggling all his ‘hos.
Run, Elin, Run!
*sound of my faith in humanity evaporating*
I just threw up a little in my mouth….
come here elin, let me make it up to you. it’s not like she doesnt know all the nasty places his junk has been.
I wouldn’t want to read this stuff if Tiger was my husband, but I certainly hope Elin at least reads some of it, or has a friend who will, so she is fully aware of what he did before she decides to work it out with him.
(Obviously, Tiger’s not my husband, because he still walks among the living. And I won’t go that site or read any more of those texts than these, because I cannot stomach it.)
I really can’t figure out if these text messages can from Tiger or my ex-boyfriend.
Well, other than the hotel directions.
I hope this is the final nail on the coffin for Elin; how could you stay with someone knowing the intimate details he was doing, without protection??
Ick!!!!
Being freaky is not the repulsive part and is beside the point. Besides the emotional turmoil, which is bad enough, I can’t get over the fact that he exposed his unknowing wife, and through her their children, to any number of diseases.
He is so disgusting. You wouldn’t think that this man was married.
Maybe Elin doesn’t do anal sex because that seems to be all Tiger is interested in
blue_planet,
I’ve been saying that all along, as well. THAT is what is so disgusting, and I think that is one of the things Elin should focus on when deciding what to do.
Whoa! Tiger has obviously been living on the Ponderosa!!! All I could think of when reading this was why couldn’t he have been doing that with Gloria Allred…repeatedly?????
Gross! I’m sure he’s glad the Master’s isn’t this weekend.
run for your damn life elin! just run. geeze!
I just want to know…why is she coming out now….why? Is someone paying so Tiger cannot play Master’s?
My thought is she is a porn actress, right? He was simply paying for the type of sex that many woman won’t have. His money his business. The only problem is he is married.
If you think he is the only man to send these kind of text,emails have these thoughts we are all sharing in group denial. Porn has really upped the ante with what people think is acceptable by two consenting adults. And here in America we like to retain our right to make our own choices while we judge others. Sort of, it is ok to be freaky, as long as it stays hidden. Then all bets are off and let the public stoning commence.
Yes, I find what he, Jesse and all the other married unknown cheaters disgusting but mainly because they have taken a vow to essentially say “no” to acting on temptions and they don’t.
The Tiger and Elin stuff is boring me now. She is not going anywhere and will continue on with him regardless of what comes out because everything she has in life, she got through Tiger. So her actions no longer interest me.
The real story for me is this Byron dude and how his wife was okay to go ahead with their wedding knowing that her fiancé went through great lengths to help his best friend cheat on his wife. Forget Tiger and Elin, Bryon and his wife is who I wish would sell out and speak. For me, that’s the real story. I want to hear about these people who assist their bosses with the cheating. First it was the guy who helped John Edwards, now this Bryon dude. There was one for B. Clinton back then too.
They all should get together and write a book called “Professional Wingman” or something.
Hey Tiger can do whatever he wants in the sack, for sure. He just really, really shouldn’t have married someone he didn’t have any love or respect for. And then, he shouldn’t have lied to her. He also shouldn’t have used her to make himself look good.
To me, these texts seem like evidence that he’s NOT a sex addict. Too much care and planning went into this; it wasn’t a lack of impulse control. So he’s really just an asshole, end of story.
The Tiger fans will show up soon to defend him, and to them I say: tell me again how he didn’t cultivate a “nice guy family man” image.
Unbelievable that these details have been made public. Josyln James obviously is trash and proud of it for starting that website. I beg for some censorship on the next public scandal.
It’s obvious that Elin still has some small ounce of love left in her heart for this kinky cheating ass soince she’s still in the country…remember she has her young kids to think about wondering where’s daddy…
BUt shit man, he wasnt even thinking about his repercusions at all. he cud hve given her MAJOR STDS!!!
And the nerve of this man!!! when he shoiuld be taking this year off to focus on his family, he wants to continue competing at Masters. I love how ur positioning ur highest priorities man….
Hope everyone boos him……cuz that wud be bull if they appauld his return like he’s a damn hero.
And i hope Elin publicly denounces him on the green. Best revenge ever!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
I’m actually glad that these details have been made public if ONLY so that it makes it that much harder for people to try and defend Tiger’s behavior (or any cheater’s behavior for that matter).
And although I don’t like the idea of Elin being caused further pain, I agree with BellaLuna – maybe this will help to give Elin the push she needs to straight up leave him and get her kids away from this sociopathic liar.
This guy has no conscience and zero respect for women. I can’t believe he was able to say “parenthood meltdown :)” while making plans to have adulterous sex with a porn star.
@Wow
I am a little tired of the Tiger stories too. Everything that could be said has been said on the subject. Elin isn’t going to leave him and Tiger isn’t going to change. The mistresses are going to keep coming out with stuff like this website and Tiger will keep playing golf.
I think that I am almost burned out on the cheater stories for this year in a way.Is it just me or does there seem like an abnormally large amount of cheating spouses this year?
I don’t know why I keep thinking about the Chappelle show episode where they are holding the “Racial Draft”..
Um, is Gloria Allred the official “Ho’s Attorney” nowadays?
Does she ever represent real people?
Anyhoo…DAMN TIGER!
~That is all…
Ohhhhhhhhhh! Surprisingly!
I feel like these texts will be the the final nail in the coffin – for his marriage and any miniscule chance he had of rehabbing his image. And we haven’t even seen them all yet- there are supposed to be 1,000!
I agree with some other people here: it’s not the texts that disgust me, it’s the fact that he took a vow NOT to do so and he went on ahead and did it anyway.
I can’t abide a cheater. And a cheater who exposes me to all kinds of STDs AND who-knows-what kind of fecal matter from some other chick’s anus? Infection city.
the ultimate TMI
i thought gloria allred was a “feminist” lawyer – so why the hell is she defending/representing these skanks? aren’t there some rape victims or women who have been sexually harassed that she should be defending, like that poor teenage girl who got gang-raped after her high school dance? jesus – what are we coming to as a society?
@EarthWindFire- I was about to say the same thing.
Boy is Tiger lucky Jess Jackass’s white supremist w-hore is redirecting some of the spotlight from this stuff, though. what a horribly ironic twist of fate.
I personally don’t care what “freaky” stuff other people do (like bellaluna and Blue_planet) but I sure don’t approve of a married man doing it outside the marriage, and I damn sure don’t want to visualize it.
nyc mom: i totally agree.
we are dealing w/ powerful energies that are beyond our control and understanding. it’s like we are getting 220 thru 110.
our culture has yet to mature enough to be considered sexually liberated.
Tiger is so selfish and such a narcissist. How would it bring him sexual pleasure (which is all he cares about-his own sexual pleasure) by choking a woman? To me, this sounds like violence against women, domination, misogyny, etc. This can’t be normal.
Every1 is freaky in d bedroom, at least i know i am. Tiger shldnt be judged on his sexual needs. The problem is he is a married man cheating on his wife, but then again, they all do don’t they?
maybe he is a want a be gay?..think if he likes to do it up the butt maybe it’s a man he needs.He certainly isn’t a man in my books
As long as Elin is free of him, i’m not worried for her. She can and should move on. She’s young and rich and definitely wiser, and hopefully will learn from this and make better decisions for a future life partner.
But him…oh how the mighty have fallen. He has tainted himself beyond redemption. Even if he experienced an authentic change for the better, this shit is gonna stick forever. Ewww, i just had a visual.
BUTT seriously, look at him in this here photo. He’s already starting to bloat. I can imagine him in ten to twenty years…fat and faded, a corpulent husk of former glory days gone by…a trio of slunts and hos paid to prop up what’s left of his dicknity…er, dignity.
I don’t wish him pain, i’ve paid my dues, too, i’ve been wreckless and made my amends but this one here takes the cock, i mean cake, and anyway, he’ll always have his money, ambien and punani to keep him company.
If I were Elin I would get that thing surgically scrubbed to even consider getting near it again.
@j ferber: some people just get off on it. It’s a BDSM thing-some people like being choked, some like doing the choking. As long as the chick was fine with it, I see no problem with it. I have no problem with WHAT he does for sex, just WHO he does it with.