Mail: Princess Kate’s Early Years crap is boring, out-of-touch & ‘no one cares’

One of the best ways to view Prince William’s laziness is through the prism of “what was his father doing at the same age?” People knew it at the time too, that then-Prince Charles was perhaps the most consequential Prince of Wales in history. At the age of 44, Charles was already separated from Diana and they were well on their way to a divorce. In his 40s, Charles was easily undertaking a half-dozen major tours annually and doing between 300-400 royal events every year. Charles had already founded major charities and foundations and he had hundreds of patronages. Meanwhile, Prince William and Kate barely manage one event a week and they throw tantrums at the idea of working during school holidays. I think one of the worst parts is that Prince William and Kate’s “projects” are almost always busywork schemes which lack substance. This is especially true of Kate’s Early Years crap, which seems designed to do two things simultaneously: 1) give Kate an excuse to use children as props in her photo-ops and 2) convince people that Kate is a “credible expert” on something and that she’s super-busy on her childhood-development studies. Well, even Daily Mail columnist Amanda Platell is calling out poor vapid Kate:

Welcome back, Kate! Nothing cheers the British soul more than the sight of our Princess of Wales out and about after her cancer treatment. This week, Kate attended a ‘Centre for Early Childhood’ programme. It was at the University of East London’s Institute for the Science of Early Years & Youth. No yawning at the back, please!

No doubt Kate is passionate about ‘early learning’. But a cynic might raise an eyebrow at a billionaire’s wife advising struggling mums to take their children for walks in wild forests.

This week I asked everyone I met – neighbours, friends, journalists, MPs, my hairdresser, even strangers – what they knew of Kate’s early learning initiative. The resounding response was: ‘I’ve never heard of it.’

Kate needs to face an uncomfortable truth: no one cares about her oh-so worthy programme.

During a cost of living crisis, life for many is not about hugging trees but about finding the nearest food bank. We’re all glad Kate is back, but ahead of her first solo foreign visit to Italy next week, we have to say: if you’re well enough to step out, Kate, surely now is the time to step up and champion causes that mean something to British hearts.

Kate is 44, while Princess Diana was 25 when she transformed the world’s perception of HIV by shaking hands with a young man suffering from Aids in 1987. Diana’s later landmine campaign saved hundreds of lives.

Kate could learn a thing or two from her dear departed mother-in-law about how to connect with the British people. After she so bravely came through her cancer ordeal, couldn’t she now champion charities supporting women fighting that terrible disease – bringing her experience to bear? Kate, it’s time to become the life-changing future Queen you were born to be.

[From The Daily Mail]

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point. I’ve raised these same issues a million times in the past seven years, or however long Kate has been listening-and-learning about the early years. Would it not be a better use of everyone’s time and effort for Kate to simply… sign up as a royal patron and fundraiser for several charities and patronages already working in the early-childhood arena? After seven years, shouldn’t people expect more than another campaign centered around raising awareness that “the early years are important”? Why not actually fundraise for early-childhood facilities and programs which would benefit children? The actual reason why Kate doesn’t take any of those suggestions is because she wanted her own “thing” to compete with you-know-who. That was the origin of this Early Years crap – a jealous, self-centered woman wanted attention and praise because she couldn’t stand that another woman was engaged in substance-driven projects. Seven years later, and that’s still Kate’s goal.

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62 Responses to “Mail: Princess Kate’s Early Years crap is boring, out-of-touch & ‘no one cares’”

  1. Tessa says:

    That hair wig trailing down her back . The worst part is that keen acts like she invented studies of the early years and preen s for the cameras. She could have gotten that degree pre engagement.

  2. Sid says:

    We all knew that Early Years was thrown together to make Mrs. Wails look like she was actually about something, but the lack of action during the “stay at home” phase of COVID really exposed it. It was the perfect opportunity to record a weekly video giving parents ideas on activities they could do in the house with young kids. It would have been a PR win and actually helpful. But nothing, nada, zilch. Clownery at it finest. I can’t imagine having 24-7 help in every aspect of my life and not doing anything constructive. How can anyone be THAT basic?

  3. Giddy says:

    So tone deaf. Kate’s own children will be voting age and she will still go out twice a year to find cute kids for a quick picture. Poor empty Kate…there is no there there.

    • #1PrincessLazy says:

      She couldnt even give the anwsers to her big 5 questions at the beginning of the initiative. then we saw her with a stats pie elementary school style. she had a video where she was saying that big corporations were gonna get involved…??? what again? nothing. and then an early years center at the palace to make believe she was reding report all times day and night, yeah right. so laughable.
      The more her children will grew, the less interest she had and covid only accentuated her laziness. Rose was bushing more that she was so that was a problem too.

      gurl is getting old – making believe she is young, shy and ingenue, trying to listen and learn – instead of actually doing something of her life. This is no 17 year old teen looking for a program to study, this is a grown ass woman with 3 kids approaching her 50’s… QE2 was right when she said that Kate was lazy, and never had a real job which was problematic. well it shows.

  4. CynthiaFabian says:

    it must infuriate the palace that their smoke and mirrors dont work.

  5. Wow WTF is going on when a royalist suddenly decides to tell the truth about air head Kan’t? Has hell frozen over? More of the unfettered truth please!!

    • Lady Esther says:

      This article plus the one on William’s finances (don’t want to threadjack so waiting for Kaiser to post on that one) and violent temper makes me think of the Wales’ busywork while Charles and Camilla were in the US. Remember how we all expected retribution, particularly in the DM where Camilla has her deepest connections? Well well well. I think we were all 100 percent correct!

      Wonder how Bulletproof Sunshine is enjoying William’s reaction to this latest round of stories? Since he treats his staff with utmost courtesy, claims the Royal reporter, I’m sure it’s NBD

    • Becks1 says:

      Well, I think that highlights a significant problem the Wales have and have had for years now – hardcore royalists (like Platell, like Jan Moir) are obviously the biggest supporters of the royal family. But they expect certain things from their royals. They expect their royalty to look a certain way, do certain things, wave to crowds on a regular basis. Harry did this very well and that’s why he was one of the most popular royals for years – he waved, he showed up, he worked regularly, he kept his problems hidden, he ignored the PTSD from the camera flashes etc and just got on with the job.

      Please note I’m not saying any of that was HEALTHY or what he should have HAD to do, but from a royalist perspective, it was what they expected and Harry delivered, even at the expense of his own mental well being.

      And we all know Meghan did this very well too for the brief time she was allowed to shine, along with significant projects.

      William and Kate’s approach is turning out to be disastrous because they’re alienating those royalists. Platell doesn’t want a lecture from Kate about how mothers should let their children play outside. She wants Kate to show up to gallery openings or fundraisers etc in pretty dresses with pretty earrings. Or she wants her to actually work at a cause with specific goals and again dressed in pretty clothes.

      And people who ARENT royalists who may respect how Diana approached the role or even charles (while not being supporters per se) aren’t going to like how William and Kate approach their roles because they just don’t show up and don’t work and when they do its with these general statements like “its important for children to feel loved.”

      So they’re losing support from all sides and just don’t seem to care. And I guess why would they, what does it matter?

      • tamsin says:

        Remember also that Harry didn’t just smile and wave. He set up Sentebale when he was twenty. We went on to create Invictus. Sounds like he had to fight William, his father, and the palace every inch of the way. He probably spearheaded Heads Together. He was present and cared about the charities he was working with. He founded the Endeavor Fund and Travelyst before he “stepped back” from officially representing the monarchy.

      • Becks1 says:

        @tamsin of course he did more than smile and wave, but even the charities like Sentebale and Invictus were things the royalists approved of. He had visible roles in both (ie more photo ops for the press), he managed to keep the charities fairly non political (like with Invictus he never discusses publicly whether the veterans should have been involved in military action in the first place etc).

        So everything he started was something the royalists love. They just conveniently forget that now.

  6. Dee(2) says:

    That welcome back felt very shady, which I guess was the intention since they rarely want to say things directly. But, it is funny for someone that announced that they were in total remission a year and a half ago and had stopped treatments almost two complete years ago to be taking their first work trip this week. Especially when they barely do anything domestically either.

    And yeah I’m sure no one knows anything about the program, because they’re not actually doing any work. If she really cared she would be using her influence( and people’s desire for the proximity) to get people to give her money. She doesn’t even need to hire anyone, she could just watch a early ’90s kids movie and figure out ways to earn money for a kids center.

    It has to be pretty wild to watch for the courtiers and for the public who cares, to in a zingle generation go from a Prince and Princess of Wales that were traveling all over the world and at the forefront of major issues whether sustainability, AIDS education, or landmines to two people that work several times a year.

    • Eurydice says:

      As of the 2024 Royal Foundation financials they’re spending over 2 million pounds a year on this thing.

  7. Plums says:

    I don’t even know if it’s all about competing with Meghan. Didn’t Pippa get a post graduate degree in some “early years” related thing a few years ago? Here’s Pippa, actually attending classes and studying shit and writing papers and legitimately learning about an issue, and here’s Kate watching her sister become an expert at a thing and deciding to make the thing her thing and swan around calling herself an expert on the early years without putting in any actual work. Kate just single white females every actually accomplished woman in her orbit.

    • jais says:

      The choice of Early Years liekly had to do with Pippa but the impetus and timing had to do with Meghan. Bc Kate truly announced it, back then it was called Broken Britain or something, the Friday before Meghan’s cookbook came out. Which is wild. It was obvious, even back then.

    • irisrose says:

      No, she got a certificate which involved watching a bunch of videos. Her ‘capstone’ was a struggle survey of five questions. Sound familiar? Things like ‘is going outside important’? IMO she got that certificate to get hired by the ‘arly years laundering operation. She was banned as a lady in waiting, this was the next way the Middletons were trying to get her on the payroll.

      Yes, the language of Broken Britain has been used throughout this flop. Thrown together by Quinn – a Charles hire.

      • BeanieBean says:

        No, she got a real degree from University of Wales, Trinity Saint David in Physical Education, Sport and Physical Literacy. Per their website it’s a part-time MA degree and takes three years to complete. Looks like it’s an online course rather than in-person, and as someone who teaches an online course for an American university I can assure you those are real courses that result in real degrees.

  8. Someone pinched my user name says:

    Tricky to be a fully rounded, interesting person if your only thought every day since you were a teen was ‘where’s Willy?’.

  9. YankeeDoodles says:

    Talk about swanning around!!!! LOL.

  10. Andrea says:

    She was only interested in early years to figure out why he husband is bat shit psycho

  11. Hypocrisy says:

    Interesting that they are starting to focus on the lacking leftovers… I hope it continues and talks focus on the very real problems facing the monarchy especially with WanK. Changes need to happen imo especially with the funding for so little work.. they sure could fund a lot of those food banks with the money spent on the BRF which would help struggling families more than her vanity project.

  12. Me at home says:

    Another motive for Early Years was probably so she could say, “Don’t expect me to work, because my research shows my kids need me,” Never mind that us plebs don’t have her staff or billionaire husband, just understand that her tiny little children are more important than ours.

  13. Linda says:

    Question: Did Kate complete cancer treatment in 2024? If that’s true, then why are we acting like she just completed it like 4 months ago? Also, if she was constantly well enough to travel (long distances) and go on vacation and take part in several sports, like skiing, then the narrative they are continuing to use just continues to insult those still fighting cancer and working 40+ hours.

    • First comment says:

      You are absolutely right but not everyone follows them closely and it’s easy to give vague ideas and to accept them.

    • Eurydice says:

      Good points. My unworthy thought is that she can’t champion cancer charities because she never actually had cancer – but, as I said, unworthy.

      • JT says:

        Kate said cancer cells had been present in her video and Rhiannon Mills said that she was told by William that Kate had pre cancerous cells. The press turned this into a cancer battle and W&K ran with it to get out work and get sympathy.

      • BeanieBean says:

        Yeah, she really needs to stay away from any cancer-related charities because then the whole thing will unravel.

      • Amity says:

        The last time she visited a cancer ward she embarrassed herself by telling chemo and radiation patients to “go in the sunshine”

    • Becks1 says:

      yes but the press and KP deliberately fudge the timeline in these kinds of posts and articles so people forget the actual timeline.

      January 2024- the surgery. March 2024 – the cancer video (I think that was March.) June – Trooping, with the “not out of the woods yet” photo the day before. August 2024 – the announcement that her treatments were completely. January 2025- announcement that she was in remission.

      Around August and January there was some debate in the press about being “cancer free” or not which was interesting.

      And so now its May 2026, 16 months after she announced being in remission, and her schedule is still significantly less than someone like the Duchess of Gloucester.

    • irisrose says:

      No, she never had cancer. A handful of precancerous cells found during gut surgery does not equal cancer.

  14. Elizabeth says:

    She could combine the early years’ work with charities focusing on pediatric cancers. Women’s health issues are still a topic that needs more awareness, especially maternal health. She could even use the royal foundation to give out grants every year instead of all this busywork, reinventing the wheel.

    • Gail says:

      Yes. But that might benefit women of colour so … no.
      All of the ideas we offer might could benefit someone they don’t think deserves it. Better to just pretend to care and get the people used to them doing nothing. Then, when they do something, rota can fall all over themselves being happy and telling us how marvelous they are.

  15. Me at home says:

    There are so many great charities to help cancer patients get back on their feet. She wouldn’t even need to name her illness. Mental health support, makeovers, wigs, breast reconstruction, nutritionists, PT, home health aids, meal delivery, hospice–I’ve had friends who have truly benefitted from all of these.

    She could be a great spokesperson, and there are so many ways to help and to make a real difference in people’s lives. I don’t doubt Britain does better in providing services, but “hug a tree and get lots of sunlight” is not helpful. Why is she so skittish around cancer talk?

    • Mel says:

      She won’t do that because as someone mentioned, I don’t think she had cancer, just precancerous cells and they went down a rabbit hole. If she does a cancer charity, she’d have to answer too many questions when she has no IDEA about the experience. If she says the wrong thing, she’s exposed. They won’t take that chance.

      • M says:

        Correct. She can’t keep up the farce under scrutiny. She already made a major mistake when she said her port was in her arm yet she has no scar (and port placement in the arm is pretty rare). My port is in my chest and I have a very obvious scar from it even 10 months later.

      • irisrose says:

        Exactly. Just as she does nothing for HG charities, because she didn’t have that either.

  16. TINY says:

    Waity is a cancer fraud and needs to stop with the POC pics.

  17. Jensa says:

    This project was created purely to give the illusion of activity – but there’s nothing there, it is indeed an illusion.
    The comparison with Diana is a striking one – she did understand something about “impact”, unlike her useless first-born and his empty-headed wife. The event where Diana shook the hand of the AIDS patient was nearly 40 years ago, but it is still remembered today. The land mine campaign was over 30 years ago. There’s not a single thing either PW or Kate have done that even approaches that kind of impact.

  18. GMHQ says:

    Kant’s early years “initiative” has never made sense. There already is a consensus about what to do. I know the 105 year old woman who started Head Start in 1964, which is credited with boosting outcomes for millions of early years kids around the world by adding curriculum and social enrichment and demonstrating lasting cĺassroom achievement versus kids who do not go. She is too old, thank goodness, to pay attention to the busy work that Kant is doing. She would be so outraged if she did. All this busy work is to give her an “issue” that matched her school runs focus and obtain the occasional photo op. Boy is she pathetic. So is the whole palace spin machine.

  19. KA says:

    I think the Early Years campaign grew out of a lot of things. She needed to do something. She was absolutely using it to compete with Meghan and even Pippa, to an extent. I also think it was an easy path because a lot of young mothers are reading/talking about this type of stuff anyway, so it wasn’t a huge lift for her. No need to really learn anything new and, to some extent, she probably figured she could selfishly use anything new she learned. And making it her own verses joining an existing cause allowed her to set her own calendar. She doesn’t have to miss events or schedule around someone else’s calendar- she can just show up whenever she wants and call it part of her campaign.

    • irisrose says:

      It didn’t grow out of anything.

      It was thrown together by Catherine Quinn in a couple of days, when Meghan’s Together cookbook was being published the following Monday.

      • Nic919 says:

        Exactly. Becky English put out the article in the weekend in September 2018 to mention Broken Britain, full well knowing that Meghan was going to hard launch the cookbook the Monday or Tuesday after.

        Kate was a nasty and jealous person from the outset. She had 7 years to do something and still couldn’t bother until she knew of Meghan’s completed work.

      • windyriver says:

        Yes, that’s exactly how I remember it as well. Think it came out on the Friday before the Together launch, very obvious at the time what Kate was doing, trying to pull focus from Meghan’s much more significant effort. Also, IIRC, didn’t Quinn leave pretty much on the dot when two years were up, stating publicly that she wanted to do work in the charitable sector?

        Not sure if Kate had anyone competent working for her after Quinn. I always assumed that since Quinn had already done the broad outline of a program, Kate at least had young kids of her own to make it seem reasonable she had an interest in that area, and no one on her staff had any better ideas for any projects (or anything Kate would listen/agree to), BP just kept rolling along under the “early years” banner.

      • Agreatreckoning says:

        Yes @irisrose, a very hurried scurried uncompleted project announcement about Kate doing something two days before KP would announce Meghan’s completed first solo project. Kate didn’t have one before Meghan.

        Then, a year and half later, big announcement about that dumbf*ck Aarly Years survey, many months later…drum roll…….Pie Charts about the Aarly Years. Yee Haw! Kate is on duty! I believe it was almost 2 years later that the Early Years “project” was officially launched.

        Yep, Meghan shook them all up with her willingness to work and getting things done to support people other than herself. She was the worst royal ever wanting to do things to help others! /s

      • Nic919 says:

        Quinn’s contract ended by the end of 2018 and put out a statement that she was leaving to work in charity. She had come from working with universities I think Oxford and two years with kate doing nothing was all she could handle.

        Her departure also put off the broken Britain project for over a year and then the rebrand of early years and the five dumbest questions in a survey ever designed.

    • Tessa says:

      Keen having young kids did not make her an expert. There are degrees in early childhood psychology and scholars and experts get those degrees and write groundbreaking articles. Keen just shows up for a few minutes and grins.

  20. Cj says:

    It’s an actual shame she has no work ethic. Because early years ARE important. And the companies she banded with in 23/24 to research did actual work and had recommendations; made changes to their parental leave policies to encourage time with young children… but apart from her turning up one day to our offices in a pantsuit she’s done nothing with the information. And families with young kids are struggling financially even before the devastating cost of living increases – 1 baby in daycare in London cost more a month than my mortgage payment. There are actual things she could champion awareness on to help people and push for lasting change.

    But no, it gets zero press because she doesn’t do any real work. And she can’t read a report so she gives the Pippa tips version of advice like be in nature. Ffs. It’s disappointing how little is being done given how influential the last Princess of Wales was, and how much spotlight was on what the first one in decades would do.

  21. Lady Digby says:

    Trouble for royalists are growing awareness that neither Kate nor Will want to appear regularly like traditional royals doing standard events Monday to Friday. They want to only do SPECIAL events that promote them as the STAR. Will has EARTHSHOT and she has EARLY YEARS. So much easier than bread and butter events on a daily basis, evening and weekend included. Neither has the stamina, concentration or wish to trot out regularly so we get all this growth about impactful projects and laser focus.

  22. Deneph says:

    I’ve seen several videos of Brits who’ve moved to the US and say how they love our playgrounds. That our playgrounds are better kept, have clean bathrooms and water fountains and are generally nicer than those back home. Why doesn’t Kate have a play park initiative where they update playgrounds for kids and families to use? Instead of wasting money on what she’s doing now, provide something tangible for people to use and enjoy. Something real she can put her name on.

    • Becks1 says:

      There’s a FANTASTIC playground literally a stone’s throw from KP in Hyde Park, the Diana Memorial playground. It’s amazing. Why not fundraise to expand that? Diana and children in one fell swoop. Or build a similar playground in Windsor? Lots of people visit Windsor with their children, build and then publicize a large playground on the public grounds (so not within the ring of iron or whatever its called, I cant remember now, lol). I know there are other playgrounds in Windsor but build one that will make the royal family look good. Have a big sign saying it was sponsored by the Early Years Foundation etc.

      A playground isn’t political.

      OR, instead of closing off hundreds of acres in Windsor for her own personal use, why not work with a program that improves the trails and walking paths, that adds plaques with interesting tidbits for children, add swings or the like along the way so kids can run and play and get their energy out. What about a community garden?

      These are easy wins and yet they don’t happen.

    • irisrose says:

      Difficult to advocate for public playgrounds when her latest forever home stole 150 acres of public land and shut down a children’s environmental charity and play space.

      When she did an event years ago about children going to the ‘country’? She flew in by helicopter, lectured them about going outside more, and spent her time talking to her dog. Left in less than a hour.

      p.s. It was a charity aimed at helping underprivileged kids go camping, because their parents couldn’t afford to take them. She told them to stop watching such much television and go to the country more often.

  23. Amy Bee says:

    If Kate had waited a few years she wouldn’t have to pretend to care about early childhood.

  24. Sue says:

    “Ive never heard of it.”
    LOL I think maybe we here at CB might be the only ones who have heard of her Early Years thing-a-ma-jig.

  25. irisrose says:

    the future Queen she was born to be? What? Didn’t know Kate was in the line of succession.

  26. kelleybelle says:

    We knew this from the git-go, as soon as Tominey’s article came out, saying it had been “10 years in the making” to make up for her doing nothing for 10 years, basically. It’s always been smoke and mirrors, zero substance. Earth Shot is basically the same stuff, performative emptiness.

    • Nic919 says:

      Full on lies too when the first ever mention of anything was by Becky English in September 2018.

      And still Kate did nothing with that until that dumb five question survey in Jan 2020.

  27. BeanieBean says:

    ‘After she so bravely came through her cancer ordeal, couldn’t she now champion charities supporting women fighting that terrible disease….’
    Just women, Amanda? And wouldn’t she have to tell us what, exactly, her cancer was? I mean, in order to be effective campaigning don’t you need to know what the specific cancer is?

  28. Andrea says:

    They are paid whether they show up or not. They get paid simply for exsisting

  29. ShoppeGirlMN says:

    What?!? The future queen she was born to be?” This future something or other didn’t get born into royal life, work ethics, empathy, philanthropy, stewardship, et al.

  30. LRB says:

    There has just been a 50th anniversary evening for the Kings Trust – aka The Princes Trust. Now.. much though I despise Charlie, this Trust has been his life work, and has made very significant differences to very many young people starting out, supported by professionals from many walks of life. Willi should have taken this over and he and Kate could have worked together on something that already existed. Apparently they refused, which is why it became the Kings Trust. Or Kate could get properly involved in hospices, and cancer charities. Camilla’s work ( again I despise her) on literacy and abused women has been really impactful and she keeps turning up. Kate is just lazy, or just too stupid to find something she is genuinely passionate about and concentrate on it. With her love of children and sport, she could get involved with initiatives to get more children playing tennis – disabled sports etc etc. There… have I got the job, I could make a difference and get people to have more respect for her!!

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