Victoria Beckham ‘nuzzled Brooklyn’s neck’ while dancing with him at his wedding

When Brooklyn Beckham made his big statement on Monday, setting the record straight on his estrangement from his parents and detailing many of the reasons for that estrangement, it wasn’t the first time we’ve heard some of those stories. Especially the stuff about Victoria Beckham ruining Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz’s 2022 wedding. Last year, People Magazine had a big exclusive about how Marc Anthony ruined Brooklyn’s dance with his bride when Anthony called up “the most beautiful woman in the room,” Victoria Beckham. We also heard that Nicola was so upset by the Beckham family’s antics that during her wedding that she ran out of the reception in a flood of tears. In Brooklyn’s statement this week, he confirmed this and added that when he danced with his mother – in what was supposed to be a preplanned dance with Nicola – Victoria “danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone.” Brooklyn said he “never felt more humiliated and embarrassed in my entire life.”

Well, this has wedding drama has become a huge focus for the gossip world, and it’s something of a meme/trend online too. First off, one of Brooklyn and Nicola’s wedding guests, Stavros Agapiou, confirmed Brooklyn’s story, writing-and-deleting “I was there and she did he’s telling the truth.” Page Six also had an exclusive about just how inappropriate Victoria’s mother-boy dance really was:

Brooklyn Beckham’s first “special” wedding dance with wife Nicola Peltz descended into chaos when the bride ran off in tears — as his mom, Victoria Beckham, “nuzzled” into her son’s neck on the dance floor at their reception, sources told Page Six.

On Monday, the hot-sauce entrepreneur, 26, wrote in a bombshell Instagram post how Victoria, 51, “hijacked” his “first dance” with his wife, adding, “She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone.”

We are now told that this was not the couple’s very first dance, but happened after they, their family and other guests had already been dancing for a while — when singer Marc Anthony took the stage to perform. Anthony was apparently supposed to introduce the couple, who would then dance on a specially built stage.

“It was meant to be the big romantic first dance,” said a second wedding insider. “It was pre-determined specifically for Nicola and Brooklyn.”

Instead, Marc Anthony, a longtime pal of the Beckham family, called Brooklyn up to dance with “the most beautiful woman in the room” — not the new bride, but Victoria. The first guest told Page Six that Victoria “got up on stage and wrapped her arms around Brooklyn” and “nuzzled into his neck.”

“She was dancing with him very inappropriately. She took that moment from Nicola, that is the God’s truth.”

The guest added, “Nicola ran out crying. The Beckhams’ side of the room was cheering and the Peltz side was quiet. Nicola’s friends were saying ‘You have to go back down.’ Her face was swollen. She finally came down and was sad the entire evening, it was so heartbreaking.”

[From Page Six]

In the British coverage of this drama, there’s always the assumption that Nicola and her family are somehow “lucky” to be associated with Brand Beckham. But I can only imagine what the Peltz family thought about the Beckhams’ shenanigans around the wedding, especially this moment where the mother-of-the-groom nuzzled her son’s neck on a specially-built platform meant for the bride and groom. Yiiikes. No wonder the Peltzes have gone out of their way to really embrace Brooklyn and support him. Also: “The Beckhams’ side of the room was cheering???” For a mother nuzzling her son at his wedding??? LMAO, this is so tacky.

Meanwhile, the Mail reports that Brooklyn and Nicola own the footage of Victoria’s inappropriate dance, as they made everyone turn over their phones to enter the wedding. The Mail’s sources claim that while Brooklyn could go even further and release the footage, he probably won’t because he doesn’t want to relive that horrible moment.


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Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Backgrid and cover courtesy of Vogue.

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88 Responses to “Victoria Beckham ‘nuzzled Brooklyn’s neck’ while dancing with him at his wedding”

  1. atlantababe says:

    victoria comes across as one of those creepy boy moms and a MIL from hell.
    The whole facade that she and david are so happily married and in love when he is a serial cheater, rumors of the secret child etc. yeah right. they are so fake.

    • MY3CENTS says:

      They have so much in common with the BM. Protect the brand at all costs.

    • Hypocrisy says:

      MIL from hell is right, if you’ve had one you know just how horrible it is. I wonder if she will be this horrible for her other children’s future spouses because this all is very disturbing behavior for any mother.

    • Sara says:

      Maybe it is the former lawyer in me but I don’t really believe in anything until I see it. Also so many conflicting reports from both sides. I can’t believe anyone is taking either sides or actually comparing this to what Megan and Harry went through. Institutional and public racism is not the same as having a public spat with your family. And before people come at me to say believe him or whatever, I have read all the conflicting reports/opinions from both sides, I’m sure the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

      • Flower says:

        “I can’t believe anyone is taking either sides or actually comparing this to what Megan and Harry went through.”

        ^^ This 100%. I also believe two things can be true i.e. Posh and Becks are totally vacuous and also that Brooklyn & that Nicole’s family have been a nightmare trying to control everything because of their vast wealth and power.

        Lest we forget, Nicole’s father tried to buy Disney because he thought it was too woke and was sick of seeing black actors being cast into roles.

    • Chelsea says:

      I wonder if the fact that David is a serial cheater is the reason why she’s such a creepy boy mom. In my experience a lot of these types try to get love from their sons that they didn’t get from their husband and they lean on their sons, especially the oldest ones, in an unhealthy manner to fill that gap. The fact that he’s also not very talented or smart probably made her think he’d always be in her grasps and the reality that he’s not anymore must be brutal.

  2. ThatGirlThere says:

    The coverage overall around this is really awful.

    • Eurydice says:

      Yes, it’s like these people were born without an embarrassment gene.

    • jais says:

      Yeah, it’s a lot. Everything is being discussed in caricatures. The controlling daughter in law. Wait no, the possessive mother in law. Look, there’s obviously issues and Brooklyn was clear that whatever happened made him uncomfortable. Messy.

  3. YankeeDoodles says:

    As a parent, of a boy, I am constantly aware that his boundaries — not just his, but basic decency and boundaries around it — is a moving target, and the lines are shifting from the moment they can walk (don’t need carrying), use the potty (but need wiping 😉 and then on and on… when they get phones, when they walk to school, when they might be dating, when they’re old enough to talk about relationships and intimacy, etc… I still insist on my kisses. I still get hugs. But with a teenager, who still has big puffy cheeks, I am aware of boundaries, and am constantly being reminded of them, by him, his dad, my own inner voice. Back off, back off, back off, back off, etc. you can’t go wrong. Just give them space. I cannot *imagine* intruding into a couple’s moment at their *wedding* and sabotaging the whole thing in some hideous exhibitionistic display whilst people are cheering. That’s beyond tacky. That’s pathological.

    • Bean says:

      Boy mom here too (he’s almost 16). The description of her nuzzling his neck and being too close to him is actually making me physically ill. Not normal, not healthy, not ok. Actually extremely repulsive. I get hugs from my boy, we say “I love you” but never, in a million years, would I nuzzle his neck or get too close to him.

      • CJW says:

        Mother of 3 boys, now men 35y twins and a 30y. These “boy moms” make me cringe. One of the best moments of my life was my son’s first dance with his bride, the love I saw warmed me, yes, we had our dance together and he thanked me for helping him be the man he is today.

        Vicky needs counseling.

    • Gabby says:

      I will never forget the heartache of one son telling me he didn’t want to be tucked in anymore and the other telling me I could only hug him goodbye 2 blocks away from the school. But that is how it is supposed to be.

      Nuzzling your son’s neck during a dance? And at his wedding? That is just stomach-turning. Victoria, get thyself into therapy. David, you apparently neglected your family and missed a lot of warning signs during your decade of chasing the knighthood.

  4. Plums says:

    damn this story making me feel empathy for a pair of fame hungry, talentless nepo babies, one of whom comes from a MAGAt billionaire family. The Beckhams behavior is just that shallow and loathsome.

    • StellainNH says:

      I always found the Beckhams kinda fake and gross. Victoria’s behavior is quite terrible. I’m glad Brooklyn an Nicola cut ties with those awful people.

    • Lucy says:

      I 100% believe all this happened, and I 100% think he married a slightly different version of his mom.

      They have the same physical build (way too skinny), similar face shape, and I’m sure some similarities in personality/emotional make up. I think she’s covert with him for now.

      I could be wrong, but maga billionaire who had multiple lawsuits with wedding planners from the same wedding, where she was much closer to 30 than he was, points to not just a family Beckham problem.

      • Louisa says:

        Lucy, I thought the same thing. Brooklyn married his mother. As well as looking similar I have never seen that girl smile or look happy.

        The Beckhams sound toxic and overbearing but I just can’t feel anything for the Peltzes. Billionaire MAGAs who treat staff like dirt? I am Team No One.

  5. Tessa says:

    Too bad Brooklyn and Nicola did not hire a master of ceremonies who was told not to go off script. And someone could have been told to distract Brooklyn’s mother.

    • Debbie says:

      Distract her with what, an air raid siren? It’s one thing to intrude in two people’s wedding reception by jumping in to replace the bride during the first dance, but to dance so closely to the groom that you look like you’re “nuzzling” his neck? Damn!

      • Ciotog says:

        If you’re the bride and groom I’m sure this would come as a total shock.

      • Tessa says:

        Someone could have gone over to flatter her . She was told there was a crisis in the kitchen. A fire drill. Lots of ways.

      • Magdalena says:

        The guests who are speaking out say it was much more than just nuzzling.

      • Puff Updater says:

        Victoria always looks soooo miserable when photographed next to Nicola. She’s definitely a narcissistic mother and I’m happy Brooklyn escaped her clutches with someone who really loves him. Yes they live in a bubble but they try to be positive and I trust anyone who loves food as much as Brooklyn does. He has good knife skills too!

      • Gabby says:

        She should have been distracted by her own husband. Moron!

      • Becks1 says:

        I’m sorry, but the idea of distracting Posh with an air raid siren is sending me over the edge 🤣🤣🤣

      • sue says:

        @ Puff Updater – Victoria always looks miserable when photographed anywhere. This isn’t in defense of Momzilla. Just a general observation. She is very weird about being photographed. In either the Beckham or Victoria doc she made a fuss about where David was standing – he always has to stand on a certain side of hers. I also read a quote from her that someone once said she doesn’t have a nice smile so that’s why she decided to never smile in photos. Like, lady, ya gotta let some of the comments roll off of you.

    • Miranda says:

      I’m kinda surprised that they didn’t? One of my best friends is an event planner, and when he was working on my wedding, he told me that asking the couple about potentially problematic parents is de rigueur (which is depressing, right? That it’s common enough that it needs to be a standard question).

    • Magdalena says:

      I don’t know how much “clout” Marc Anthony wields in those circles, but the Master of Ceremonies was probably overawed by his presence and didn’t intervene, or expected him to have more class and not pull such a stunt in the first place? The Master of Ceremonies was probably shocked.

      That bit about the Beckham side cheering, OMG. I was cringing just reading that. That’s just so ghetto, as my nephew would say. And then the British media made the bride sound like a bridezilla and a spoilt brat because she burst into tears? This was probably the culmination of the years of awful treatment she had received from Victoria, plus SHOCK that she would be nuzzling and groping her own son on his wedding day. She was essentially saying to the guests, but mainly to Nicola: “You may have married him, but he’s MINE.” I mean, what normal woman would want to spend the night (or any time) with a man after witnessing a performance like that? At least she knew that it was not reciprocated by her husband, and she seems to have his back.

  6. Tessa says:

    Victoria seems to be like t r e y s mother in sex and the city.

  7. Shonnatta says:

    David and victoria are typical narcissists parents who wants to control every aspects of their children. That’s why none of three have college degree or career path. This is same vibes like Carol Middleton and co, how all her adult kids cant function with carol and none of career path. Lucky for Brooklyn, she found american wife and move away from toxicity. I can understand why he was not passionate about his career because when you grow up narcissists parents who walk on eggshells everyday and you second guess very decision not to upset your parents. That’s why he has trouble to find his path and I will take many years and therapy to have normal life. I wish him well.

    • TigerMcQueen says:

      This right here. Children of narc parents recognize the Beckham’s behavior. They also know that there are no perfect victims, that children raised by narcs are often messy themselves thanks to their upbringing. Brooklyn being directionless or entitled or his wife’s family’s politics or her behavior toward hired help does nothing to erase or justify the Beckham’s extremely toxic behavior.

  8. Alex Can says:

    The Beckhams probably look down their noses at Nicola’s family quite a lot simply because they’re British. I’m Canadian and I’ve known many Brits. They call themselves expats here (not immigrants lol), and I even have British friends. They’ve repeatedly told me that British people have a superiority complex. They think they’re better than everyone else, and even people from the lower classes feel this way. The attitude comes from when they had the empire. They REALLY look down on Americans.

    • ThatGirlThere says:

      Or they may look down on them because they’re maga and that papa Peltz introduced Donald to Elon. Or that their daughter-in-law abused the nanny’s charged to take care of her.

      And folks will say but Prince Charles got a bag on money from the Qatari PM & Andrew is a pedo predator, and the Beckham’s love the royals, it’s probably not the same as having that mess as in-laws.

      I think as entitled at Brooklyn may be he IS the one caught in the middle.

      • Lucy says:

        @ThatGirlThere, I think you’re on the money. I think he married someone similar to his mom who has a similar family dynamic to his (extremely rich parents, ridiculous nepo careers for the kids).

        I think her family was/is love bombing him, and now they all have a common enemy to vanquish similar to W&K being closer while driving H&M out. He doesn’t seem that bright or self aware, so it will take a long time to untangle everything.

      • Bqm says:

        I think this too. I feel for Brooklyn here but I think he’s home from one bad situation to another. But maybe it’ll work out for him. He knows how to deal with someone like Nicola and she gets someone who seems to adore her.

    • heygingersnaps says:

      Yeah, when I moved here to the UK, I was shocked on how a lot of British people look down on Americans and those who aren’t British. When people talk to me, they would comment on my “American” accent. When I used to work in reception, the people who I spoke to on the phone would call me the American woman because they assumed from my accent but I’m South East Asian. 😆 The Americanisms they don’t like it as they say that the English language started from England so their words are the proper ones. That’s just the tip of the iceberg.
      When someone brings up the British Empire to my child, I always say that any positive to come out of that will never justify the evils and horrors that’s been inflicted to the world and the consequences of that are still being felt.

    • tikichica says:

      Americans and Canadians call themselves expats here, in the UK too, though.
      Me, I don’t have that privilege. I’m an immigrant.

      • Lexluthorblack says:

        A lot of western English speaking immigrants called themselves expats and I dislike it so much because they are immigrants as well.

    • Magdalena says:

      The Brits who look down their noses at Americans sure do LOVE American money. Hm.

      If it weren’t for the American “dollar duchesses” and “dollar princesses”, many of those snotty people in their drafty houses would not have been introduced to modern plumbing, and the poorer snobs seem to believe that aping the poor manners and behaviour of “their betters” makes them better than the Americans they mock.

      • tikichica says:

        People all over Europe looks down at Americans. And people further afield too, let’s be honest. Especially now with this clown the people elected. It’s going to take quite some time to live that one down.

      • jais says:

        We’ll never live it down.

      • Bqm says:

        Only about 25% of people elected him but we’re all going to pay for it. I voted against him all three times and I’m out of *any* smidgen of sympathy for maga who are only now realizing he doesn’t give a rat’s butt for them.

      • lexluthorblack says:

        To be fair, many people are turning their noses up at Americans, largely because their president is unhinged. This damage will take generations to undo.

      • Isabella says:

        Yeah, I can’t really defend the country right now. And I voted against the guy 3 times. Many family members still like him.

  9. NoHope says:

    It’s heartbreaking that when you hear about two people getting together partly because they share a vision of having a big family–it sounds so sweet! but it turns out that vision had some dark motivations. They didn’t want to experience the joy of helping little lives grow and then fly (away). They wanted a tribe that they control.

    I’ve seen this in real life, friends who wanted children badly and then it turns out that they are parents from hell and their kids can’t flourish.

    My one hope: the Beckhams crisis managers do the wise thing and advise D&V to stop briefing and speaking about their estranged son to the press.

    • JayBlue says:

      Sometimes, that desire is actually the problem. When you dream of something for so long, you forget the practicalities of raising a baby. They’re only a helpless baby for a few months, then they’re a person with their own thoughts and feelings. There are so many parents who only want a baby, not a child, tween/teen, or adult. Just the baby part. My SIL is one of them, and I feel so sorry for those kids, now 12/14, as she has little interest in anything to do with them.

  10. endlesscircles says:

    My ex MIL pulled a few stunts, and my ex husband stood up to her. Luckily she stopped. These moms have a tough time coping when they make their sons their mini husbands. Honestly? I don’t read VB as a bad person. I think she had concerns about her son getting swallowed up by a far more wealthy and connected system that is the Peltz empire, and combine that with eldest son/golden child thing, and it’s a recipe for THIS. She probably meant well, but it all came from a possessive-type thing because of her complex feelings about her actual husband, David.

    Additionally, Brooklyn strikes me as really sensitive. Poor kid. I have no doubt that Nicola encouraged the IG post but from a good place. What I don’t like is the public airing, but perhaps it’s true that there really was no other way here. Sad sad sad all around.

    • TigerMcQueen says:

      Toxic behavior is so often enabled because the perpetrator “means well.” First, V’s behavior at the wedding does not sound like she meant well. Second, if she DID have good intentions, she would have immediately apologized when she realized her actions caused her child embarrassment and distress.

  11. wordnerd says:

    MOTHERBOY!!!

    That’s all I’ve got.

  12. Magdalena says:

    I read another report last night that she was “grinding” on him as well, and that it looked “more like a romantic dance between lovers than a mother-son dance”. Yikes.

    There is also a photograph circulating of a fully clothed Brooklyn sitting on a chair with his mother Victoria in micro shorts and her shirt unbuttoned, sitting so close to him on the same chair that she’s practically on his lap (one of her legs is, anyway), and leaning into him while he sits staring straight ahead with a frozen look on his face. His fingers are stiffly curled. It is such a contrast with the expression on his mother’s face, and so uncomfortable to look at. Again, YIKES.

    So. many. red. flags. with this one. It seems that it’s worse than I thought, but others have been saying that the signs have always been there, and it would not have mattered if Brooklyn had married a poorer, more pliable girl. ANY woman Brooklyn married would have been treated as competition. And apparently Victoria wore the equivalent of a nightdress to the wedding???

    • kirk says:

      I think I saw that photograph you’re talking about with her hanging over her son in the same chair. Yikes! Can’t even imagine doing something that horrible to my grown son. Or worse yet, publicizing photo evidence of it. Read somewhere else that all the wedding guests had to surrender their cameras / phones, but Victoria was allowed to keep hers – why? – was she planning a medical emergency? There are plenty of pictures out there of Victoria in her mother-of-the-groom sexy, slinky silver slipdress. Creepy. And tacky.

  13. Teddy says:

    I remember when the Beckhams relocated to the US to try to make a big splash in the celerity media here and were met with a big shrug. Anyone else think Nicola looks like a younger and much prettier Vicki?

  14. Becks1 says:

    But the article says it wasn’t their first dance? that they had already had that and that this was another special dance. It doesnt make Posh’s actions less…..weird/inappropriate….but her actions can be super inappropriate without it being their first dance.

    I find all these people so exhausting. There’s so much narcissism and victimhood all around. i’m sure they’re all problematic and obnoxious in real life. someone yesterday said that this was about Brand Beckham hitting Brand Peltz and neither one being willing to give an inch and that sounds pretty accurate to me.

    Victoria sounds like an awful MIL, no doubt. But this whole thing is just so messy.

  15. mosshearted says:

    So, she put her arms around him and rested her head on his shoulder. Weird because Brooklyn made it sound like his mother assaulted him on the dance floor as everyone watched.

    • tikichica says:

      Twerking came to mind when I read it.

    • QuiteContrary says:

      There’s a difference between resting her head on his shoulder and nuzzling his neck! The nuzzling is gross and inappropriate.

    • Magdalena says:

      She didn’t “put her arms around him and rest her head on his shoulder”. Per guests, she threw her arms around him, pressed herself on to him, NUZZLED his neck and was GRINDING on him (while dressed in what looked very much like a slinky satin nightdress). He’s right to describe it as though it were an assault. He used the expression “ON ME” in his statement for a reason.

    • JesMa says:

      I think if the video is as bad as he described, Nicola would have him release it. She wants to beat Posh, so if she had real ammo she would use it, not just ask her friends to back their narrative. I’m dying to see the video.

  16. Cedar falls says:

    I’m finding it very hard to believe that Victoria Beckham gave her son a lap dance at his wedding in front of 500 guests plus presumably dozens of vendors, wait staff, etc.. and not one of them indiscreetly posted about it on social media at the time.

  17. Betsy says:

    The BM keep saying bbbbut VB didnt cut off her dress at the last minute because she was working with Valentino.

    Has no on noticed that wealthy brides have more than one dress these days?

  18. Kate says:

    I’m not invested in this drama and I have no doubt the Beckhams suck but it will be a cold day in hell when I feel sorry for any MAGA billionaire or anyone who chose to marry into a family like that 🤷‍♀️

    • SarahMcK says:

      Yeah, everyone is terrible. I feel the most sorry for Brooklyn for being young and he has seemed fairly harmless.

  19. Miss Scarlett says:

    I absolutely believe this happened – Victoria seems like the type to want to assert her love/dominance over her bay boy in a situation like this.

    My MIL would constantly sit by him where there wasn’t an inch between them and then rub his arm or hair, and she would just glare at me over his head. It was SO WEIRD. MILs can be a nightmare.

  20. Beverley says:

    VB is garbage! David isn’t great either.

  21. ChillinginDC says:

    I think it happened because if it wasn’t true they would have come out and said something. As someone else pointed out, they took everyone’s phones from the wedding, I wouldn’t be dumb enough to say something so he would post it.

    And I don’t care for Brooklyn’s wife or family, but his family is a mess. I would have gone no contact too if you kept tossing exes at me hoping that I would be of such bad moral character I would cheat. That you tell me my wife is not more important than the brand that is our family. I also kept wondering why they renewed their vows and it makes sense if you had a bunch of people being toxic at the original ceremony.

    • atlantababe says:

      i read that one of brooklyn’s exes is dating one of his younger brothers now. 🤢

      • Bqm says:

        It’s a girl, Kim Turnbull, Brooklyn reportedly dated when they were teens. She’s denied it. Kim posted on instagram: “I have never been romantically involved in ANY capacity at ANY point with the person in question… Nothing between us has occurred further than a school friendship at age 16.”

  22. MorePedro says:

    I have a 16 year old son. Do I miss tiny him, the one who squeezed my cheeks and gave big kisses and wrapped himself all around me? Yes. I miss that tiny boy and all of his joyful, physical affection. But I am aware enough to know that my 16 year old is a DIFFERENT person. I don’t have ‘the access’ to his body that I had when he was 3 years old, for heaven’s sake. This young man gives me a heartfelt hug most days before school; and when he’s feeling low, he’ll stretch out on the couch and lay his big heavy feet in my lap. How any boy mom can ‘miss’ that things have changed — or not care that things have changed — is beyond me. VB is a mess.

    • SarahMcK says:

      Yeah, I miss the affection that my kids dished out when they were little but it’s natural for them to separate themselves a bit. My son will occasionally throw his arm over my shoulders but that’s it these days.

  23. Sue says:

    I used to plan weddings and saw some narcissistic stunts pulled by mothers. One mother of the groom came in behind the couple’s back and redesigned the entire reception to her taste after the couple had settled on everything they wanted. And then she trapped the couple with “Oh but I’m going to pay for it all!” Another mother of the bride had the cellist come to the ceremony rehearsal because she told him she wanted to hear what he would play with SHE the mother walked down the aisle. Another one fought with her daughter during the final walkthrough because the bride rented a photobooth and the mother said “I don’t want to have to look at it.” It’s not your wedding, bitches! And if you’re guilting the couple with “well I’m paying for it” that’s just a-hole behavior. If you don’t like it, don’t pay for it and leave the couple alone to plan their day.

  24. Mrs.Krabapple says:

    The Peltz family are garbage, but apparently the Beckhams didnt have any problems with *that* aspect. Instead, Victoria comes across as a sad woman jealous of her younger, richer, thinner, prettier daughter-in-law.

  25. Thinking says:

    Can they release the video? I need to judge for myself.

    Anything is possible, but I need to see the video.

    • jais says:

      According to Boshoff of the DM, the Beckhams are being silent and no longer briefing the tabloids. Which is wise if they don’t want Brooklyn to release the tape. I’m good with not using it.

      • Isabella says:

        I kinda don’t believe the Beckhams are being silent All of a sudden, we’re hearing leaked details about the pre-nup. God knows what’s coming next. I’m getting Kate and Will vibes.

  26. maja says:

    Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

    Mothers of boys have a lot to learn. Just like fathers of girls. If they refuse to do so, everything can go wrong. The lives of their children and their own.

  27. jferber says:

    Is there a chance of a Victoria go-between getting the tape of the nuzzling for millions of dollars? I don’t think so because they’re all rich as f-ck.

  28. Mel says:

    He married his Mom. He’s going to be in for a surprise. I have 3 adult sons. I love them more than anything and will fight you at my age to protect them, that being said, I would never embarrass, my son, his partner and especially myself by acting an entire jealous fool at their wedding. My girlfriends would snatch me off that floor so quick and my husband would read me. Nah.

    • lexluthorblack says:

      People who grow up in dysfunctional families often end up marrying versions of their parents, at least behaviorally. With that in mind, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s similar to his mother. This pattern is pretty well known.

      • Puff Updater says:

        I don’t think Nicola is like Posh at all. Other than she doesn’t like taking shhh from anyone. She smiles for the camera, and for another, she’s an actress who has played a lot of different characters. Victoria has only ever played Posh. Brooklyn seems to genuinely adore Nicola whereas David is a cheating dawg who stayed with V so she wouldn’t take him to the cleaners. And he could become Sir. lmao Brits are so weird.

  29. Penny says:

    I grew up in Britain and attended traditional church and reception weddings then came to the States, went to a few college friends weddings that were fine, but then started attending crazy post-Pandemic, Instagram-conscious, “Say Yes to the Dress!” and “Bridezilla” inspired nuptials of today, including my own son’s. These darn weddings are recipes for disaster, father-daughter dances, mother-son dances, mother of the brides trying to get their part in with speeches and taking over the dance floor with the groomsmen, father of the groom feeling totally left out. I have nostalgia for the old English church (or civic or synagogue or whatever) weddings with wedding “breakfast” and a disco afterward where NO parents had designated dances. I doubt VB really knew what was expected, seems neither BB or his mother had rehearsed. It’s the wedding format that’s ridiculous. Clearly the problems here started before the darn wedding with the dress, just the like the Heather Mills/Stella McCartney fallout and the Kate/Meghan bridesmaid’s tights debacle. Also, in many of today’s weddings no-one really seems to be in charge. Parents (which ones?), bride, groom, planner, MC … no one wins (except the vendors).

  30. Feebee says:

    My son wouldn’t even hold my hand in public once he hit his teens which I know is all very normal and we laugh about it. Suffice to say a neck nuzzle sounds really over a line.

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