Lindsay Lohan is like a drunk, crackheaded Mohandas Gandhi
Chloe Sevigny shows off her bikini body in Miami
Jessica Simpson wears unfortunate leggings in Aspen, didn’t get married
Did John Mellencamp dump his wife for Meg Ryan?
Shania Twain married Frédéric Thiébaud, her ex-husband’s mistress’s ex-husband
“Hope you have a safe & happy New Year” links
Mark Wahlberg went on a USO tour to Afghanistan
Kim Kardashian’s new hair: the Armenian Bo Derek, or is it just fug?
LeAnn Rimes shows off her new boob job in Mexico
