Britney Spears’ busted weave is still looking trashy, but not quite as bad
Betty White gets a two book deal
Fred Armisen is boning Abby Elliot post-split from Elizabeth Moss
Real Housewives Michaele Salahi & Bettheny Frankel pose in bikinis, tout diets
Kat Von D confirms she’s dating Jesse James; People: they stayed in same room
“Harry Popper” condom brand sued by Warner Brothers
Snooki officially charged with annoying people
Jennifer Lopez is in the market for a slave (assistant)
Jennifer Aniston is either with John Mayer, a mystery “wealthy banker” or no one
