Brandon Davis denies calling Mischa Barton a “fat hefer”
“Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to outdo Madonna’s Gristle” links
Meryl Streep is the most elite actor in America ever
Kitty Kelley says she’s been blacklisted for unauthorized Oprah biography
George “Back for Wood” Michael trolls for gay strange in Australia
Conan O’Brien announces his new late-night show on TBS
Brad Pitt’s parents come to Venice, babysit the twins alone
Tiger loses the Masters; Elin Woods heads out alone to visit her sick mother
Gerard Butler is still in Paris, boning his hot new girlfriend
