Tiger loses the Masters; Elin Woods heads out alone to visit her sick mother
Gerard Butler is still in Paris, boning his hot new girlfriend
Jon Gosselin predictably wants to do another Jon & Kate show
Mario Lopez made his girlfriend get lipo & a boob job
Lady Gaga wants her monsters to be celibate
Lindsay Lohan might get a Tarantino-infused career comeback
Ice-T vs. Aimee Mann: The Great Twitter War
