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Miley Cyrus covers the June issue of Elle UK, and the effect is rather underwhelming. Naturally, she’s sporting her newish punky hairdo here, and she’s dressed in Lanvin on the cover, but the shoot itself is pretty washed out with little effort on the part of stylists to refashion Miley as an adult pop star. […]

Last week, we discussed that photoshoot Angelina Jolie did with David LaChapelle back in 2001, and how one of the “never before seen” photos was going up for auction? You may remember, these are the photos where Angelina was getting her freak on with a horse? Yes, you remember. The photos were done for a […]

Remember when Angelina Jolie used to let horses motorboat her? Good times. We’ve seen another version of this particular David LaChapelle photo before – I believe it was for a shoot she did with Rolling Stone back in 2000 or 2001. I used some of the photos in a 2010 post about Angelina owning a […]

Here’s a photo from Miranda Kerr’s Instagram account that shows her frolicking in the surf without wearing a shirt. She even put the black bar over her boobs herself so I didn’t have to do it. Isn’t that kind of her to do so? Well according to a story in this week’s Enquirer, Orlando Bloom […]

Kate Hudson covers the April issue of Glamour mag. I’m kind of meh on the photoshoot – I mean, it’s not like I’m expecting much from Glamour editorially, but I normally think Kate has a kind of fresh/sexy appeal and she just looks kind of busted in this shoot. Kate scored the cover because she […]

When she’s not busy boning random husbands and fiancés (seriously!), January Jones loves to talk about eating her own placenta. Did I say that incorrectly? She ate the placenta that came with her son Xander. Last year she talked about it with People Magazine, saying: “I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating […]

This is the funniest/dumbest C-list story to come out in a while. It involves Katie Price and Kelly Brook, two “celebrities” barely known outside of England. I suspect Kelly Brook is more well-known in America because she’s pretty and she has amazing boobs, so it’s best just to think of her as “England’s Original Kate […]

Sad news, y’all. Kelly Brook, the British “glamour model” and my current ideal body, is single. She had been dating Thom Evans (a Scottish rugby player) for two years, and news of their split happened on Friday. It was initially reported that Kelly and Thom might have ended things because of Kelly’s closeness to an […]

I’ll admit it – I’m jealous of Miley Cyrus. She’s cute, she’s got a great figure, she’s rich, she’s really young, and her fiancé is HOT. She could spend her days going to Pilates classes and bangin’ her hot man, keeping everything low-key, but she doesn’t. And that’s what makes me not so jealous of […]

I’ve talked about this before, but I LOVE Tiffani Thiessen. I loved her when I was younger and she joined the cast of 90210. I even kind of loved her before that on Saved By the Bell (shame-face). I love that she still has a career and that she’s on White Collar now (she plays […]

If anyone had ever told me back in 1984 that Madonna would still be playing the role of a barely-clad, sexed-up vamp in 2012, well, I wouldn’t have known what to say. To start, I was only 9 or 10 years old when Madonna burst onto the scene, so the future meant nothing to me […]

Remember Cameron Diaz’s disastrous Esquire UK pictorial for the November issue? Cameron was photographed in various trashy ensembles, from leather-y dominatrix to “squatting biker girl” to “a girl with a shredded t-shirt and bolt-ons.” Obviously, the photo shoot was done by Terry Richardson, and a lot of you had a lot to say about how […]