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Just take this as evidence of how slow it is today, gossip-wise. I’m stretching out Keira Knightley’s Allure cover interview and photo shoot to two posts. To be fair to myself, I did include another interview in the earlier post – it was a nice piece in which Keira talked about how much she sometimes […]

Is anyone else surprised by this cover from Keira Knightley? I’m surprised. Usually Keira avoids these kinds of “pants unzipped, blouse undone, lips parted” magazine covers. She looks pretty and different, so I do like it, I’m just surprised that Keira is letting herself be so exposed. Obviously, she covers the December issue of Allure […]

For whatever reason, Kate Moss and Rihanna posed together in a new, boob-snuggling spread for V magazine (the “girl power” issue with ScarJo as Janet Leigh on the cover). Actually, I know why Rihanna did it — because she believes that she’s the epitome of “girl power” even though she’s not only musically collaborating with […]

Republican or Democrat, Independent or Green, conservative or liberal or centrist, can we all agree on one thing this morning? That one thing: Katie “Jordan” Price is hilarious. Katie Price is like the Kim Kardashian/Snooki of the UK, only somehow she’s even trashier. She’s a former (and current?) “glamour model” who has published several (ghost-written) […]

It was just two weeks ago when we learned from the tabloids that Papa Joe Simpson is (allegedly!) gay. He hasn’t “come out” or anything, and he hasn’t said anything publicly except for an oddly-worded joint statement with Tina Simpson when they announced their divorce (the same day that the gay story came out). Since […]

Here are some photos of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian (and Jonathan Cheban) in Miami on Monday. I didn’t get around to posting these pics yesterday because I really didn’t have much to say about them – I mean, I actually think Kim looks pretty good here. She’s not wearing leather jodhpurs or anything horrible like […]

Ever since I wrote about Papa Joe Simpson and his young lover (alleged!) Bryce Chandler Hill on Sunday, I haven’t wanted to do any updates on the story just because the whole thing is really very skeevy and gross. It’s not because it’s a gay scandal – it would still be extremely skeevy and gross […]

Miranda Kerr covers the December issue of Esquire UK, and her butt is front and center on the cover itself. Well, no one could ever accuse Miranda of having an extra ounce on her bod, but her butt actually looks much better than this in most photos, right? I just feel like I’ve seen plenty […]

Kate Upton covers the November issue of Vogue Italia, and to tell the truth, I’m not quite sure how this happened, people. It’s not that I’m upset about this development at all (because I really like Kate, who is much more fun than today’s stuffy models), but this has all happened so fast for her. […]

Kim Kardashian is 32 years old now. And she’s still tweeting photos of herself like this ^^. She labeled this photo, “I just wanna chill in my sweats all day!” I guess we’re all supposed to talk about how much weight she’s lost. And she has lost weight. But I don’t want to give her […]

Hulk Hogan filed two lawsuits in Tampa, Florida yesterday over his lackluster sex tape, which was published in part by Gawker a couple of weeks ago. Hulk held a press conference with two of his lawyers explaining the separate lawsuits, one against Gawker and another against joint defendants, Hulk’s friend Bubba the Love Sponge and […]

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are still together. I know because they went out to dinner together last night in Miami. Hilariously, because it’s Miami (home to many of our nation’s retirees), they had an early dinner and so they were probably surrounded by all of the other early-bird specialists, aka “old people”. No disrespect […]