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Christ on a cracker, Peaches looks pregnant, doesn’t she? Fortunately, I think it’s just this hideous bathmat dress. Or is it? I’m looking through all of the photos, and from some angles, she doesn’t look quite so knocked up. Maybe the bathmat dress is cut strangely and gives the impression that she has an enormous gut? Something even more shocking – The Daily Mail chose to ignore the obvious “Is she pregnant?” story and focused instead on the “Peaches has a horrible orange fake tan” story.
Peaches Geldof has experimented with many things in her time – and last night was no exception. Doing away with her natural skin tone, the 21-year-old socialite turned up to a Hollywood party, sporting a shocking fake tan.
Wearing an unflattering textured, strapless dress, Peaches ensured she displayed her orange flesh to the maximum as she posed for photographs at Teddy’s club at the Roosevelt Hotel.
And with her revealing outfit exposing her many tattoos, she really was a sight to behold.
Peaches was joined by her new boyfriend, film director and actor Eli Roth, 38, and her father, Sir Bob.
The star has been in hot water again recently – having been sacked from her Ultimo underwear contract after becoming embroiled in a drugs scandal – so perhaps daddy came along to keep an eye on his eldest daughter.
However Sir Bob, 58, may well have felt out of place amongst all the young starlets who turned out to the party.
[From The Daily Mail]
I really don’t get Peaches, and I don’t get this relationship. Nothing has convinced me that Peaches is anything but Britain’s version of Paris Hilton. It would be like Hugh Grant coming to America and dating Paris Hilton. That’s how wrong this relationship is.
CB wanted me to mention how stoned Peaches looks. Doesn’t Peaches know how bad that is for the baby?!?
Peaches and Eli at the Nylon party on May 12, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Eli Roth, Peaches Geldof
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Please don’t let this poor excuse for a human being reproduce.
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Lilred, which one?
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I say again…WTF, Eli?? WTF!
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Yucky dress. In the last photo you can see how it bunches out on the left side, so it is the dress, though she could be pregnant. What is her appeal? Her daddy has money and connections?
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@Lilred – Amen to that. I’m hoping it’s just bad posture or general chunkiness on her part. Ugh, she’s such an oxygen thief.
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Tacky tattoos, bad hair, bad tan, terrible dress…and yet, these people get invited to VIP events.
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well if she IS pregnant let’s hope she’s of the horse…
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She’s not preggers, just a fat slob with poor posture. What a total loser.
I think that dress is from a real designer but Peachy does nothing for it. I’m betting that designer won’t send out any PR emails claiming that dress.
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The dress might be odd and fit strangely, but that black ribbon around her middle shows a belly that is sticking out further then her chest, so she is either prego, or suddenly turned into quite a butterball.
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Eli! NOOOOOooooo!
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Eli Roth’s stock has dropped to the gutter since hooking up with this filthy, druggie ho-bag.
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its bloat from the drugs…she always looks stoned so how do we know if she is or if she isn’t???
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Her face. She looks like an unholy combination of Nicki (sp?) Hilton and Lady Gaga.
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What a very odd hairdo and styling on this person. Roth is losing points faster than Greece is losing money.
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I’ll regret it in an hour, but we’ve been subjected to Paris Hilton for years, and this dirty ho-bag is no Paris Hilton.
At least Paris cleans up fairly nicely and while you can tell when she’s drunk, you never look at her and think she’s coming off of a heroin binge.
Oh, ew. Eli Roth and Hugh Grant? Well, I suppose the Divine Brown thing sort of sullied Hugh, but still. ;P
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When I look at this pic, it seems painfully obvious that someone is having a bit of a midlife crisis.
This makes it even funnier that one of his first projects was called “The Rotten Fruit”. Not that that POS yielded a lot of laughs on its own.
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Judging by the curve of her abdomen (on her right and left sides), she’s pregnant. And not a little, either. Check out the third photo down, where she’s solo. I’ve seen bad posture, oddly-cut outfits, coke-bloat, alcohol belly, etc…but this sure looks like pregnancy to me.
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He must feel just a little bit ridiculous at a party for young hollywood thrown by a teen mag.
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Let me see, she doesn’t have: looks, talent, intelligence, personality, charm or (IMO) an impressive family background.
I conclude from this that she’s either blackmailing him or is an absolutely SPECTACULAR lay.
Which is it?
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I don’t know, she looks fairly pregnant to me. If so, he’s a complete dumbass for knocking up that no talent, trust fund skank.
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Eli Roth.. what are you doing to yourself, snap out of it, from Blueberry fiasco to this, she looks ugly from every angle, don’t think she’s pregnant, it’s the dress.
If he’s in love with this Big Bird all the power to him.
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Classy… Yeah, she looks like she is about 6 or 7 months pregnant. It is probably just the dress.
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Who is this girl? All I know is that everytime I see her she looks like she needs a nap
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The Daily Mail should know that she is not Bob Geldof’s eldest daughter – that privilege goes to Fifi Trixibelle!
Definitely pregnant …
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@ sasha I’d go for the second one – she’s probably stoned all the time so she lets him do whatever he wants with het body…
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Maybe she should stand up straight and look happy for once, Yuck!
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Hey, isn’t there some evidence that Eli Roth is already a deadbeat dad? I remember something not too long ago that he had a kid with a stripper or something that he doesn’t acknowledge.
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To be fair, Eli is looking awfully orange too.
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I don’t really see how it could be the “cut” of the dress making her belly look that large. But I hope for the sake of the hypothetical child that there is an explanation other than pregnancy. Did she look pregnant at all at Coachella?
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She doesn’t look pregnant in these pics from May 1st.
http://www.celebitchy.com/99818/is_peaches_geldof_a_racist_or_just_dumb_for_wearing_a_confederate_flag/
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She definetly looks preggers to me. If not, well then that’s thee worst designed dress ever.
Btw, I think a wacky dating match-up game would be fun.
Let’s put, let’s see…courtney love & jared leto together! That would be a weird coupling
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ok, either she had too much tan on her body or she forgot to tan her face.
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I never saw the appeal to either of them. Eli Roth has a far better opinion of himself than anyone else ever will and Peaches… oy.
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Miranda: This girl has the complexion of an oompah loompah and a hideous dress, but she is certainly not fat.
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I don’t get why Eli Roth hates himself so much. He voluntarily decided to throw away his credibility to become one of the diseased infamous; which seems to be as desirable and more easily to obtain than simply being talented.
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Well that would explain why he married her. They make a strange couple
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tatoos…. crappy tatoos (and yes, most do look crappy) make anything you wear look like something from K-Mart.
they just fug up your body.
they make you look ugly.
(i know, i know…. the tatoo that YOU have is not like those, it is meaningful or special or something, LOLOL.
it’s ugly, too.)
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Look out Eli. If you start a family with her, you will also be regged to high heaven for $$$ by Scientology. And they do have her audit files!
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How DARE you insult Hugh Grant like that!
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@girl: Eli had a soon in 2007 with pornstar Brittney Skye. There are pics of them online and she declared he was the father on Twitter. However, allegedly he dumped her when she told him she was pregnant and he doesn’t see the baby. Between peaches and the pornstar, the latest would have been a better choice.
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