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Just when you thought it was safe to diss the crazy, loudmouthed and now officially ex wife of Paul McCartney, sources are reporting that freshly-made millionaire Heather Mills has hired ballbusting attorney Gloria Allred and plans to travel to the U.S. soon. What does the U.S. have to do with anything? Can’t we be left out of it?
With at least $33 million burning a hole in her pocket, Heather Mills has hired Gloria Allred to be her advocate in the United States.
Gloria, who says she’s honored to represent Heather, tells PageSix.com, “Heather was delighted with the outcome today. It was about justice. Heather was a winner before she met Paul, and she will continue to be a winner. I admire Heather for her charity work.”
Heather told reporters today that she didn’t want the judgment to be made public because it would reveal information about the daughter she has with McCartney, Beatrice. Gloria tells us, “It’s my preference that everything be kept private because of Heather’s daughter. However, if it’s going to be made public, then everything should be made public, including the complete transcripts from the proceedings. Heather has often been treated unfairly.”
Tomorrow, a London court will decide how much information is released to the public. Allred wouldn’t comment about Mills’ future travel plans to the U.S.
First of all, why on earth does Heather Mills need to come anywhere near the U.S.? Nobody here likes her, and she is definitely not going to win over any hearts and minds with Gloria Allred as her mouthpiece. Heather didn’t want the judgment to be made public? Are you freakin’ kidding me? She was standing on the front steps of the courthouse blabbing her face off as soon as the judgment was made! And don’t even get me started on Gloria Allred. That woman takes the phrase “publicity whore” to an entirely new– and disgusting– level. I really can’t think of two more insipid, vile women on the planet than these two.
I sure am going to miss Heather’s old publicist. Remember her wacky YouTube videos, and how she tried to paint a sympathetic picture of a woman so poor, she “had to drive a PT Cruiser”? Well, now that Heather has her hooks into Paul’s money, she’s not messing around anymore. The Daily Mail estimated that Heather received 700 pounds for every hour she was married to Paul. Relatively speaking, I’d say that’s a bargain. Maybe she should call Eliot Spitzer once she arrives in the U.S. I hear he’s looking for a new whore to spend his money on these days.
Written by MSat
Posted in Crazy, Gloria Allred, Heather Mills
20 Responses to “Oh, no! Heather Mills coming to America, hires Gloria Allred”
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You Tube has a video of Hillary Clinton recently praising Heather Mills. No vote from me….
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We really need to be pickier about who we let come here.
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Heather Mills and Gloria Allred.. together… It’s like someone looked at my top ten list of people I’m most likely to run into within my own personal hell, and brought it to life.
On behalf of all Americans, we have enough shit to deal with, please stay on your side of the pond.
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On behalf of the UK, I am so, so sorry. On the other hand, we’re thrilled to be possibly getting rid of her!
Maybe she should go to Hollywood? Then she could fade into obscurity amongst all the other delusional, narcissistic gold-diggers.
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Unfortunately, I don’t think Heather will ever allow herself to become obscure-she seems to prefer acting obnoxious as long as the attention is on her rather than acting dignified and risk losing that attention. Dignity is clearly something she never learned.
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I don’t care for Gloria Allred, she paints a picture of all women as being victims and this is simply not always true.
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We fought two wars against the Brits just to keep repulsive narcissists such as Heather Mills out of the US.
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This is just weird. Heather dear, you need a lawyer BEFORE going to divorce court, not AFTER!
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[quote]We fought two wars against the Brits just to keep repulsive narcissists such as Heather Mills out of the US[/quote] Ohhh, is that what those wars were for. We always wondered.
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HI, all that is missing in this scenario is Ann Coulter. Suppose the three of them had a lovely dinner date, would the world implode?
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one of the news sources quoted poor sniveling heather as saying she wouldn’t be allowed to leave england because of their child. that paul was once again victimizing her because he actually dared to want his daughter near enough that he could see her on a regular basis. one hopes for the child’s sake that it’s true. with a tranny godzilla for a mother the little tyke needs someone there for her.
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That’s pretty normal in a divorce-with-kids situation, that the parties have to go on living fairly close so that the non-custodial parent can exercise visitation. Unless they agree to live further apart, or one side petitions the court for permission and it’s granted. Apparently Paul, that conniving, scheming devil, wants to be close to his younger child.
Why does she want to leave England so badly anyway? Does she think other people might like her better? She’s wrong.
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She is moving on to bigger, richer targets, who have hopefully not heard of her, as if you could screw over a beatle without the whole world knowing about it.
Gloria Allred is a scumbag. These two should be perfect for each other.
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@ SAM- What’s going on with that video? Why is Hillary praising her? If nothing else, doesn’t she know how universally disliked Mills is? THANKS A LOT HEATHER! It was already gonna be hard enough to get Clinton a win, pretty sure she has no shot in hell now.
Watch Obama come out with a McCartney-loving video. He’s just savvy like that…
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Oooo I hate to get into the political here but I think Clinton has a better shot than ever thanks to the outcry over Obama’s pastor. I love how Obama must justify everything even down to visiting the land of his ancestors and his feelings about his skin color while Clinton is rarely called on to justify anything.
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Except to justify why she stayed with Bill after he cheated, why she teared up during a speech after she realized she hadn’t fallen out of the race, why she showed a centimeter of cleavage that one time, why she allegedly ONLY talks about her experience and nothing else… ect. ect. ect.
They are BOTH unfairly put to task for the most ludicris things, instead of being charged about the issues.
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FIONA SHOULD SUE HER ASS FOR ASSAULT, THEN THEY CAN TAKE HER PASSPORT AND HER MONEY AND WE WONT HAVE TO BE BOTHERED WITH THE SKANK.
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Ann Coulter and Heather Mills would be a perfect match for each other. They should become lovers.
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What i definitely dont believe u!! It was all a prank on the paparazzi!! Its that new show on E! Pop Fiction. Its freakn awsome. The celebrities play pranks on the pap. What a genies idea. Paris Hiltons one was great all the paparazzi bit right into it. Shes not religious come on people. I love this show. Heres the link you wanted. Tell me what you think
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
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someone steal her leg!!
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