Heidi Montag’s beautiful new song

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Heidi Montag released another song and it’s so beautiful and haunting, I can hardly contain my enthusiasm. The barbie-looking plasticized chick from The Hills has really shown her critics that she’s capable of a serious music career with her latest song, “No More,” a goodbye to a man that betrayed her. The computerized vocals mixed with a catchy background track combine to achieve new heights in pop music.

Montag said that Internet criticism of her last song made her cry and she posed on a sidewalk looking miserable with a chair and her CD in the presence of a bunch of photographers to prove her point. We’re full of shit in the post obviously. We just don’t want Heidi to smear her mascara on our account.

I was able to listen to about 30 seconds of this, but it made me wince. Maybe you can go longer.

Listen to the song on People.com

People Magazine selectively accepts comments for some stories, and they’re allowing people to leave their thoughts on this one. Many of them are priceless, like “If I can seriously say that I’d rather listen to Paris Hilton you know your stuff is complete crap,” [LNew] and “She likes singing, but that doesn’t make her good at it.” Many people are saying that it’s better than her last song, “Higher.”

I’ve never seen Heidi’s show The Hills, but US Weekly has a clip of it and it looks like a bad soap opera.

Michael Buckley of the popular YouTube entertainment show What The Buck notes that the US Weekly issue earlier this month with Montag saying “I was betrayed” on the cover was a big gyp and only had Heidi and her on-screen boyfriend, Spencer, saying there was some betrayal but refusing to state was it was exactly. He said that US Weekly must be getting paid by MTV to advertise that show.

At least People isn’t afraid to subtly trash Heidi.

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  1. DivaStar says:

    I like beat, didn’t listen to the words. LOL

  2. Bellatrix says:

    I went for about an entire minute. Survived it.

    Beat is good for warming up at the gym, especially on a rainy day when it’s Wednesday 9 AM (the weekly workout of the grandmothers in tight fluo leggings and not one single handsome man is to be seen).
    But the robot voice just made me pass on the rest.

    When’s the clip being released?

  3. Kristin says:

    Why do people like her become famous? It’s really not fair.

  4. Carrie says:

    Anybody can sound as if they had a decent voice with one of those vocoder things! Hell, a 75 year old two-pack-a-dayer could sound pretty good, I bet!

    Poor thing is seriously disillusioned if she thinks she’s got talent.

  5. Syko says:

    That was horrible.

  6. CeeJay says:

    Her pursuit of a music career despite the fact that she has no singing talent proves that she was raised by parents who told her that “…she could become anything she wants to be as long as she tries hard enough.” Nice sentiments from her parents, but faulty advice in this case.

  7. Anonymous says:

    ….it seems that self-promotion is more important than talent these days.

  8. danielpryor says:

    omg! aer you kidding me? this is music? a synthesized voice with a beat box background? !!! arrgh!! come on there’s some really better artists out there….

  9. boobaloob says:

    I can’t tell you how glad I am that you were joking. I was seriously concerned about your hearing.

  10. Thank you for this awesome track 😉