Remember how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s cheesy Best Kiss victory was universally reviled? Turns out, Sparkles had nothing to do with it. At least that’s what he’s saying now. Pattinson admitted to OK UK that he had other ideas for what they should do, and that their fake, badly-acted, dumb Best Kiss act just “didn’t work”. I’ll say. I would love to know what Sparkles wanted to do:
TWILIGHT Saga: Eclipse stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may have made the crowd go crazy when they kissed on stage at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. But Robert Pattinson has revealed his kiss with Kristen Stewart (that surely proves they’re off-screen lovers too) went horribly wrong.
R-Pattz, who went in for the snog on receiving the award for Best Kiss, told reporters he had grand ideas for the public smooch.
He said: “I had the best ideas last night. And I was telling everyone, ‘Listen, just leave it to me, I’ve got it all under control.’ … I was telling everyone all these ideas. I gave them a whole selection and no one thought they were funny, so then we ended up doing something which didn’t work.”
We don’t know about you but we thought their whole clumsy snog routine was hugely endearing – and only added to the squeal factor when the pair locked lips.
Kristen told the cheering crowd: “To be perfectly honest with you, it takes a lot of smoke and mirrors to make us look good kissing. We’ll give it a shot.”
The pair then jokingly pretended to fumble around with one another and K-Stew even slapped him away a few times, before he finally stole a kiss – to make all of our stomachs flip.
[From OK! Magazine]
Do you think Twihards will continue to vote for them even after two consecutive years of c-ckblocking? Probably. We have to remember, this is many girls’ first experiences with feeling “funny” down there, so they want to prolong the experience. Meanwhile, us adults just want to see Sparkle Wang.
Also – I put this in the links yesterday, but it’s actually pretty funny. The Remember Me DVD is about to be released, and some sites have gotten advanced copies. Some of the extras include Sparkles talking about what he was actually writing in his character’s journal: “I remember writing all these kind of pornographic poems… whenever there was a close-up on it. Horrible, horrible things in bold capital letters.” He also joked about how he felt for director of photography during the sex scene in the film because the man “had to look deep into my … crack for a long time.” Sparkle Crack.
Here’s video of the Best Kiss win again:
Fake-Pair!
She looks repulsed every time they have any body contact.
They are unable to show chemistry on and off screen.
Pretty sure it’s nothing but studio orchestrated showmance just as is tradition in HW.
And these outings of the two of them are always on time for film promotions.
these two are so annoying.
they need to get over themselves already. The whole world know that they are f&cking and trying to pretend and act stupid is so yesterday
sparkle wang! sparkle crack!
you’re on a roll, Kaiser.
I know I’m in the minority here, but I actually like these two together. I think they’re cute.
(ducks to avoid thrown objects)
Next to them Gyllenhaal and Witherspoon look real.
Hell even Tomkat try harder to appear believable.
No wonder those Twilight films are so bad and it’s not just the corny dialogue. They never look in love.
not really a piece of good acting
I’m totally OK with deluding myself that these two are actually together. It makes me happy and I think they’re cute. I know I’m in the minority but I just don’t care. Also, I’m a huge Twilight fan. I can’t help myself.
If illusions make you happy good for you.
Good lord, that video was awkward! I thought I was going to die from secondhand embarrassment.
I think they’re cute. Don’t buy the romance. It’s just friends.
Praise St. Angie!: I agree with you.
I love it!
not a twi fan but i think they’re cute enough together.
Not having seen any of the Twilight movies or read any of the books, I find this whole Twihard thing rather annoying. He was ok in the Harry Potter movies, but I wasn’t all that interested in him then either. Am I missing something or is this just another teenybopper fad like how we were all in love with Michael J Fox in 1985?
Kstew has a great booty! Dang!
I think they were kind of cute XD kristen finally showed some emotion! yay!
He looks SO MUCH better with that hair cut!! If that face was leaning towards mine, I certainly wouldn’t slap it away!
I don’t buy this whole “we’re dating but not really” act- they have a chemistry like brother and sister and to be honest , I don’t think she likes boys.But they look super cute together (in non sexual way) and her legs are to die for.
haha, aw. Okay, so this was incredibly cheesy, but whatever. I think he means the whole ‘we are too awkward to kiss irl’ idea didn’t work. They were likely just supposed to look incredibly awkward and then give up, but he realised it was horribly lame and said ‘fuck it’. I mean, she looks genuinely embarrassed to death after he does that. She is practically ready to run off stage! Which, made the whole thing as endearing as it was. Otherwise, had they just left it where they were obviously supposed to, (after the second attempt, when kristen says ‘we probably shouldn’t do this, right?’ and is all, come on let’s go) it would have enraged twilight fans. I think he made it a very adorable moment with his last minute addition, and that is what he is referring to. I am starting to really like these two kids more and more.
I’ll never ever have anything positive to say about her after her idiotic rape-comment. That wasn’t the first time she was offensive but it was the worst and that it took her an entire week to “apologize” adds to my dislike for her.
they tried this same act at last year’s awards, which failed then too. i actually don’t mind them… they seem unjaded by hollywood (so far, that is) unlike many actors their age. i do get the gay vibe from both of them as well; although, for him, it just might be that he’s european.
There’s no other young actor/actress who pings my gaydar as strongly as Stewart. That girl is so mannish.
WTH – I was replying to this and all of a sudden I was in the Chris Brown thread? Huh?
Anyway, I think they’re cute. At least we know he makes her smile and it’s a real smile, judging by her face.
“Mannish?” Is that how we decide what someone’s sexuality (someone we don’t know) is these days? A whole lot of tomboys are going to be in for a shock.
I do not buy for a minute that these two are a couple. Reading other people’s post where it says K & S are only seen together is time for promotions for the film, I agree with that. Other than promoting films when do you see these two very annoying beings together??? Everytime I read an article stating “They Were Seen together”, I notice it’s not a recent picture, it’s an old pic of the both of them at a past event. Why do fans have to see these two as bf/gf??? Why do they have to be dating one another. Stop living in the movie, just separate fantasy from reality. I wish Taylor Lautner would smack the both of these two in back of the head LMAO. I do not see any chemistry from Kristen and Robert. A lot of fans and media state “Oh can’t you feel their Chemistry”. I do not see that at all. I cannot wait for this whole twilight thing to be over with. After Twilight, you probably wont see these actors anymore.
They are just not together… they don’t work at all. I really like Rob and think he’s adorable, but Kristen is just… ugh. I agree with others who speculate she may be gay. I wouldn’t be surprised.
I think they’re just fulfilling their contracts, but you never really know.
Ok, I have watched both Twilight movies and excuse me, where is there a passionate kiss with chemistry??? How the heck did these two win “Best Kiss” 2 years in a row??? I observe and still don’t pick up on any heavy passion/chemistry going on between Rob and Kristen on/off screen. How did they win, I still want to know and the fans who think they are a real life couple and that there is chemistry between the both, then you are really living in a fantasy world. Time to get back to reality. The Twilight cast wont come here if we need anything in life. It’s a movie and only a movie and leave it at that.
These two invented the word awkward
@LALOVE: see what Laineygossip wrote about it, and I think she is right..:
[…] as Twi-Hard voters crushed every Twilight nominated category, wrapped in their Edward blankets, voting from their Edward-themed basements, […]
Kind of makes me sad though
Pleister, what are you talking about?
At the MTV Movie Awards, there was this dude sitting next to or around Taylor Lautner in the audience. That’s actually Robert Pattinson’s date. The dude next to Taylor looked gay as hell to me LMAO. There’s ways famous people still bring lovers to events but it seems that person is with someone else so no one can realize what really goes on in these celebrities lives. That was his Rob’s boyfriend.
The people who cast those Twilight movies should never work in film again. Horrible actors. No presence. No class. No training. He’s nothing but a hairdo and she’s just inexplicable.
nothing i would want to see less than these 2 kiss – oh wait im wrong – i would rather watch them kiss than act – painful =(
@ Syd:
There’s no other young actor/actress who pings my gaydar as strongly as Stewart. That girl is so mannish.
Exactly!
I’m a woman and usually have excellent gaydar for men. But with women my gaydar is horrible. However, I remember Kristen in “Panic Room” and even then she had the androgynous/tomboy vibe going on. As in adult she is still quite masculine..
Edited to say: My goodness! Just watched the clip and that was horrible. Really bad acting and I did get the since from Kristin that she didn’t want to get close to him. I do NOT buy these two as a real life couple.
When Brad and Angie were promoting “Mr and Mrs Smith” they had undeniable chemistry. These two, not so much..
Smile4me26: I must dissapoint you because that guy is some biker named Miles and he sat next to Stewart. He is either her cousin or was her date.
Everyone knows R/K are contractually bound to play these guessing games and that way they keep the franchise in the media and also fullfil the fantasy of their fans. Those fans entirely project the characters from the books on the real actors and all the tabloid stories follow the storyline from the books.
It reminded me of Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson kissing at the VMAs back in the ’90’s.
I think they are cute. I find her quite likeable – she is awkward and not all media trained and fake like nasty Paris or all those other girls who all do the side on pose with the arm on hip. He is so divine and if they are together, I like it. But yes they both do tweak my gaydar. I want to know more about the boyfriend sitting next to Taylor Launter.
I must be a freak because I really like Kirsten. I think she is refreshing after being bombarded with chicks like the Kardasians, those Pretty Wild chicks and the like of Paris and, Britney and Lohan.
I’ve seen plenty of interviews with her and she is lovely and endearing.
Way harsh Tai. Why so down on the best kiss. I thought it was awkward but hilarious. It didn’t work like it was supposed to be it was still fun to watch. They looked genuinely happy if awkward on the stage.
I think they look cute together. The best relationships start off as friends first.
What I thought was funny was when she first got up and almost fell, then out of embarrassment she turned to the sparkles and kind of smacked him. Too cute
As for the movies, they were so-so. The glittering vampires kind of killed it
AkWard!
I don’t know, I just have always had that gay vibe from her.
I don’t get the gay vibe here as much as I do with Lautner. Has anyone confirmed that they really are a couple or not?
So, wait. Is Pattinson, Lautner, or Stewart gay? Which is it? Or is it all of them maybe?
oh, I know! Stewart/Pattinson is just a beard for Pattinson/Lautner! And I bet Stewart is banging that Dakota Fanning chick, ’cause she was in Twilight too so she must be gay!! They even made out and HAD AMAZING CHEMISTRY THAT STEWART AND PATTINSON DON’T HAVE OMG! It makes sooooo much sense!!!
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Give me a break. FFS.
NGL, whenever these particular kids are posted and I read others comments I go through a bit of self-loathing for participating in this shit. I wish celebitchy would ban them, and just post about Speidi and Lohan and Miley all day long.
I really liked the movie and love Kristen Stewart. Waiting for the 3rd part to release.
Gale452: How do you even know who that biker guy is anyway? How do you figure he’s a cousin or date of Stewarts??? LMAO
I will admit that I thought it would be nice if “Edward & Bella” would be in love in real life. Obviously they are Rob and Kristen and have no chemistry off screen. If anyone has to think this hard about a kiss, it can’t be real. Afterall, they are ACTORS and throwing a smooch out for fans should not be difficult or so awkward. I am starting to resent the BS just for publicity. You didn’t see Zac and Vanessa have trouble kissing or even the two guys faking a kiss for the Kiss Camera. Even Sandra and Scarlett pulled it off better. They need to start being real and honest to the fans and not try to run a scam on us.
Cheryle45: you said it. I agree 100% on what you are saying but the funny thing is, I never ever did buy them going out in the first place. At least you and some agree. I couldn’t have said it better myself. Way to go Cheryle.
I had no idea Kirsten Stewart had such a huge ass.
Lol her ass does look big in that dress. I mean that as a compliment btw. I think the acceptance was lame but they are definitely dating in real life. They just want privacy. I dont really see the appeal of rob but KStew is a cool chick
LALOVE,
What amazes me are headlines are making such a big deal on this big kiss and anyone with eyes can see that it wasn’t. Why aren’t the tabloids as observant as we are. LOL my dog gives better kisses.
I am a Twihard and I love Rob but I am over all this “are they or aren’t they” drama. I just want 6/30/10 to get here quick
What gives you the idea they are going out? Just tell me, share I am asking. Why are you saying they are definitely with one another meaning as in a couple?
I am undecided about whether Rob and Kristen are dating – when I think they are not an item one of them will do something like when Kristen flew to Budapest at the time of her birthday or they spend a weekend at a resort for Rob’s to make me doubt myself. At the end of the day it really is none of our business. I do not get a sense of Rob being gay at all and I am in my 30’s with a pretty good “gaydar” Certainly he is not macho like so many other Hollywood leading men but that does not automatically mean he is gay. It is possible to be manly without being macho and being built like a body builder! Personally I prefer long lean muscle to big bulging biceps – it’s like the difference between a racehorse and a draught horse!
Well done; are there more info on this matter ? Mmm how about Gaddafi eye-popping news