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Here are some mostly gorgeous shots of Heidi Klum in the new issue of GQ Germany. This is – I’m pretty sure – her first kind-of nude photo shoot since giving birth for the fourth time last fall? Eh. She takes her clothes off so often, I don’t even know if that’s true. Anyway, the only thing keeping me from declaring these photos full-on gorgeous is Heidi’s unfortunate haircut. I’ve already bemoaned this look – calling it the hair equivalent of mom-jeans. And on Heidi, it just feels and looks dated. Like “Outtakes from The Reader.” Look at this photo:
Sure, it’s striking. Beautiful. Lovely. But I didn’t even notice the half-boob because I was so distracted by her shaggy, over-grown Jagger cut. And those BANGS. Of course I have bangs trauma, I’ve had it since I was little. Now whenever I see someone with big bangs, I twitch. That’s probably one of the reasons I dislike Lea Michele – her bangs are out of control.
Other than that, the rest of the photos are lovely. It’s totally crazy that she’s had four kids, all within….what? Like, six years? Crazy. Her body bounces back like a champ. And HuffPo had some meager interview excerpts/translations too. Apparently, Heidi said “Okay, I’m 37, not perfect, mother of four children. But so what? Why not?” as well as “Beauty means to be happy with what you have.” Amen.
Photos courtesy of GQ Germany.
Written by Kaiser
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That is the worst haircut I have ever seen. I wonder if she decided she wanted to be ugly for this photo shoot.
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never, ever understood the attraction for her. but i guess everyone has their own tastes right?
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She makes it work but that hair cut? makes EVERYONE look like bobtail. I always wondered if it’s beautiful people way of saying “Look, I can look better than you and totally fuckable even with this shity mess HAAA!! Keep on tryin’ ” Rihanna has that same sindrome
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She looks fantastic. I don’t like the hair but je-sussss – 4 kids and a smokin’ hot body like that? I’d kill for her genes!
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i love her, unfortunate haircut and all!
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@LindyLou : She works hard for that body!
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The woman is gorgeous with or without bangs.
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Since the advent of Photoshop, I’m kind of hesitant to think that anything I am seeing now is real. :/
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1! @crash
don’t care for the hair color OR the eye makeup
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Her body looks nice, but the hair, IMO, is ugly, and her face is not attractive at all.
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she’s reminding me a lot of Jamie Lee in a few of those pics, though Jamie Lee seems nice as opposed to Heidi-i’ve seen her on project runway she seems rather bitchy.
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I guess I’m the only one who doesn’t see what’s so godawful about the haircut?
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“I’m not perfect” she said?
hell if she’s not XD
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She’s got Mom hair.
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That hairdo is awful. She looks like a 5 yr old. I dont get the attraction with her: cross eyes, bad personality, stuck up as all get out, bad liposuction on stomach (check the belly button placement) and a hideous nose job.
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I hate her hair! God it’s so smarmy!Yech! Without all the make-up and photoshop, Heidi is not all that special looking. Never understood how she got super model status…other than she’s leggy and blonde. They’ve worked her over so much in this shoot that it doesn’t matter anymore what she really looks like!
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That’s some horrible photos of her; actually some of the worst I’ve seen!! She can be a pretty woman but that’s just bad.
I think Miranda Kerr is way more beautiful this Heidi Klum
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I’m sorry but I need to verify that I see what I think I’m seeing….is that what a natural boob looks like on a screen?? I haven’t seen one in so long!! Excellent!!
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Not crazy about the hair at all, but she seems like such a sweetheart. I love her and Seal together, such a nice family. Ok, I don’t know her personally, so this is all speculation, but I like her!
(And her body looks amazing!)
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I loveeeeeeeee Heidi. A strong biz woman, a wife, a mum, she love her hubby and my role model. Anything abt her interests me.
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