Dina Lohan is pitching another Lohan family reality show

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Dina Lohan is busy filming and pitching another family reality show a mere two years after the last one tanked after just nine episodes. She may have the most famously dysfunctional family in show business, but is anyone still interested in watching them? Given how poorly both her daughters are faring, I would hope the answer is a resounding “no”. Still, there rubbernecking factor could be high with this one.

Lindsay Lohan will appear in a new reality show that will follow her mom, Dina, and her siblings. Dina told us, “We have already started filming. The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our businesses. I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do. The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines. We’re discussing a deal with a major network.” But dad Michael isn’t welcome, Dina said.

[From The NY Post]

Dina should go back to worrying how her family is “treated so much worse than regular people” and is often victimized by the press, which makes it look like her daughters are going out every night when it’s really just one night repeated over and over. That said, do you think she taped the Carvel tantrum when she called the police after being told she couldn’t get a free birthday cake on Ali’s card? If that’s the case, I’m sure we’ll see that she behaved completely reasonably when confronted with the news that she would have to pay for a cake like everyone else. It’s all the press’s fault for making her look entitled, erratic and delusional.

Now that Dina is making a reality show, will she bring troubled 16 year-old Ali back home to Long Island from LA, where she’s been wasting away and probably wasted under her sister Lindsay’s care? That may be the one good thing that comes of this, not that Dina has shown herself to be a better guardian than Lindsay.

39925, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Monday April 26 2010. Lindsay Lohan (black leahter jacket) takes little sister Ali (silver tunic)along to Millions of Milkshakes to devise their own sweet treats. Having made their drinks, Lindsay was presented with a fake plastic Oscar to mark the occasion. Following the presentation, the ladies swiftly exited to their waiting car, with Lindsay holding hands with a member of the paparazzi. They all climbed into the waiting vehicle (including the paparazzo) and Lindsay, who was recently dropped from her next acting project, was seen kissing the fake Oscar. According to their mother, Dina Lohan, the siblings are set to go to court to keep their father, Michael Lohan, away from them following his recent attempt to stage an intervention. Photograph: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

41829, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday June 21 2010. Lindsay Lohan enjoys a busy night out in Hollywood with her new BFF Eilat Anschel and her younger sister Ali. The three went to Nobu for dinner before Eliat drove Lilo and her sis (back seat) to Teddy's where Sam Ronson was DJing. Photograph:   David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Lindsay Lohan is seen in the courtroom during her probation status hearing in Beverly Hills on May 24, 2010. A Beverly Hills judge on Monday ordered Lohan to undergo random weekly drug and alcohol testing and wear an alcohol monitoring device, brushing aside objections that they would hinder an upcoming film project. UPI/Jae C. Hong/pool Photo via Newscom

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Header: Dina Lohan on March 19, 2010. Credit: WENN.

 

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  1. kelbear says:

    She looks like Kate Gosselin on steroids.

  2. maya says:

    I assumed their first reality show that was on the E! Network was not successful because it only aired 1 season and never came back.

  3. YT says:

    I want to see a tape of the Carvel ice cream incident, but otherwise I have no interest in the Lohan family. I did send an email to Carvel about their fantastic response to the Dina Lohan incident and mentioned they should give the young clerk who had to deal with Dina a pat on the back.

  4. Snarf says:

    The last show was boring as hell and deep sixed any chance of Ali having a career in the industry as an actor.

  5. Ruby Red Lips says:

    I would watch this…be interested to see the ‘spin’ Dina will put on their behaviour and lies

    Hopefully someone watching this will see how in desperrate need of help Ali is!

    Btw Just love the header photo of Dina, makes me laught everytime I see it! Awful photo for an awful woman/troll/pimp

  6. Bella Mosley says:

    What will they call it? Jailbirds? Petty theft? Scary face there Dina.

  7. Anne de Vries says:

    The only reality show about these people I’d be interested in would be one where they all go to an intense rehab camp (ideally on a small island) to dry out, come down, get a lot of therapy, education and aren’t let go until they can behave like normal, well-adjusted people.

  8. Hautie says:

    I love that photo of Dina. It sums up her public persona. A complete nut case.

    And her complete lack of shame is at epic levels now. After getting busted for basically trying to steal ice cream. Here she is out hustling for a TV show.

    To prove what “normal hard working” people they are.

    The best part her claim that Lindsay is hard at work “filming”. hahaha!

    I really don’t think TMZ filming Lindsay falling out of cars should count towards her IMDB page.

  9. constance says:

    Gods have mercy on all us normal people who get. Treated soooo well.

  10. Laurie says:

    I won’t watch anything with this messed up family. The last thing they need are cameras around them!!!

  11. a says:

    free ice cream for everyone!
    no thanks.

  12. Kelly says:

    Why is Dina always making those faces?

  13. Persistent Cat says:

    Heehee, you love that picture, don’t you?

    Why does she have to “prove” they’re a hard-working family? Does she owe something to the public? No. My God woman, no one cares!!!!!

    And not to be a bitch but Ali needs a nose job and to tweeze those eyebrows. And gain a few pounds. And not use Lindsay’s line of self-tanners.

  14. Feebee says:

    How ironic that she’s pitching a tv reality series when she has such a tenuous grip on real-life reality.

  15. Karen says:

    If I cared enough, I would search Google to find the press release White Oprah released to talk about her last reality show. I swear it was word-for-word the exact same as how she has described this show. Guess what idiot, nobody believes that you are a “good hardworking family” which is why nobody watched your last show. Give it a rest!!! Let the two youngest kids have a real chance at life and get your face from my beloved gossip websites!!!!

  16. canadianchick says:

    How very Kate Gosselin of her, what an exploitative pimp mother.

  17. Obvious says:

    i would love to watch video of the Carvel incident. You know there is some-but probably without sound since most security cams don’t monitor voices sadly.

  18. DMR says:

    Dina is terrible at PR and gives an impression that she is hard to deal with. She seems obsessed with proving she’s normal. But, her 22-year old son is great, just graduated summa cum laude from college.

    Ali is doing well. She’s a 16-year old model with a very mature looking face that lives at home on LI with her mother and 14-year old brother. You see her on visits to CA, she does not live there with Lindsay. I’d guess she’s there 35 to 40 percent of the year. She doesn’t need any help, she’s in no trouble. She’s 5 foot 9 1/4 (compared to Lindsay at 5 foot 5). Her eyebrows were only thick in April, they are not like that now. Here are nicer pics of Ali from June 22 where you can see she is a healthy weight for a model. (Live Journal)

    http://is.gd/d7QkL

  19. Tia C says:

    @ Snarf: You are absolutely right. It also deep sixed any chance of a singing career for Ali. Remember she was trying to be a “triple threat” (Lohan quote) like her big sister? GAG. Yeah, right!

    @ Karen: I was thinking the same thing! It sounds identical to the description of the first (awful) reality show!

    Let’s hope this NEVER happens!! But if it does, we all know it will get canceled shortly thereafter.

  20. Lisa S. says:

    These people really need to go away.

  21. Laura says:

    HATE this family. Will never watch a movie with Lindsay and will never watch any of their pathetic attempts to hold on to their diminishing fame on a so called “reality show”.

    Who’s with me?!

  22. Laura says:

    @Lisa S. Totally agree with you! I feel like I’m watching Octomom or that Gosselin douche all over again. It’s just kinda like, “tick-tock, tick-tock, when are you going to go the f**k away?!”.

  23. logan says:

    Good lord she looks like she had a stroke. I would sooner watch a half hour show with a naked Kathy Bates in a hot tub. Now that would make some fine t.v. Not these two twits and all their stupid antics. I can just see it now–Lindsay in a club, ah lindsay getting ready to go to a club, ah lindsay finally getting home from the club. Don’t really know how her mother would fit in, but I’m sure she would squeeze her mug in there some where. No thank you. Would sooner watch Jon Gosselin on Fit Club.

  24. Jeri says:

    Bella: They could use Scoundrels except another show just started with that name.

  25. original kate says:

    dina looks like she just swallowed a fly in these photos.

  26. boo says:

    “Although she’s very busy filming”.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    hahahaha!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    Now that’s funny!

  27. Belle Epoch says:

    I can’t imagine any mother wanting her daughter to be in a movie with dog sex (OK, implied dog sex) and all the other horrendous sh*t that has been written about the proposed Lovelace movie. Dina is sexploiting her own daughter. She also keeps calling LL’s semi-porno photo shoots “art.” Is there a bad enough word for a mother who keeps selling her daughter out sexually?

  28. mai tai says:

    Sorry but just cant watch all that fugly all at once! yuck

  29. kaligula says:

    the narcissism of this woman is too much. will lindsey ever find the clarity of mind to see her parents for what they are, and the courage to hold them to task for it? my parents were similar to them in many ways. it took me until midlife before i realized how much they had hoodwinked me. michael and dina lohan have cursed their daughters. just look at lindsey– one stumble after another. it must be so painful for her, the confusion….

  30. bizzy says:

    she’s very busy filming

    THERE IS NO FRIGGING FILM, OK? we know about every wretched moment of linds’ day via pap-pictures, tweets etc etc etc and THERE IS NO FILM.