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Roseanne says she had vaginal rejuvenation surgery

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Comedienne Rosanne Barr is so sarcastic that it’s hard to tell when she’s being truthful. However it seems that she was telling the truth – or I guess oversharing – last night on the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson when she told Craig that she’d had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Craig asks her what it’s like being out there as a single woman, and she mentions that she had the surgery and she know has a “vajunior” instead of a vagina. So clearly she was planning on sharing it as a part of a bit, but it still seems like she meant what she said.

Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she’s single, Roseanne told the “Late, Late Show” host, “I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. No, I did! And now I have a va-junior. And I’m not afraid to use it.”

True or just part of her stand-up routine? It’s unclear. But, she still knows how to shock and make an audience laugh.

[From the Huffington Post]

It’s certainly not beyond the realm of possibility, as Rosanne’s gone under the knife before. She had a gastric bypass in March of 1998, and since then has had a nose job and a breast reduction. And she’s always been very candid with people… some might argue a little too much so. According to the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles, vaginal rejuvenation “will effectively enhance the vaginal muscle tone, strength, and control.” There’s a lot of other stuff it does too, but I’ll let you look that up for yourself.

Here’s the clip from last night’s “Late, Late Show.”

Written by JayBird

Posted in Rosanne Barr, Surgery

15 Responses to “Roseanne says she had vaginal rejuvenation surgery”

  1. I thought a vajunior was what you got after having a baby

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  2. I love Roseanne!

    She’s my hero!

    I loved her show, even now the jokes are funny.

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  3. I did not need to know this.

    But I like her too - on the screen. Her personal life seems to be a shambles. But then, whose isn’t?

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  4. I thought a vajunior was what you got after having a baby

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  5. She’s disgusting enough. We needed to know this??? Shut the fuck up.

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  6. I still wouldent hit it.

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  7. I’m envisioning some sort of rack-and-pinion car lift arrangement like in a custom automotive garage to re-stretch that tire.

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  8. quirkygirlkitten:

    nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Might as well have said they raised the Titanic.

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  10. UURP. i THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH.

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  11. her ex Tom Arnould said it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

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  12. Does she look like a white Starr Jones? Maybe it’s the weight loss and the glasses.

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  13. Daisy,

    If her vag is a hallway how big is his hotdog? LOL

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  14. Maybe one day medical science will be able to rejuvenate her act.

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  15. xiaoecho, I think he’s got a cocktail weenie.

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