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“Taylor Momsen is not Miley F-cking Cyrus, y’all” links

42026, VENTURA, CALIFORNIA - Sunday June 27, 2010. Taylor Momsen and her band 'The Pretty Reckless' perform at Warped Tour 2010 at the Ventura County Fairgrounds in Ventura. The teen star was dressed provocatively and lit up a cigarette on stage. Photograph: Nate Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

The full Taylor Momsen quote is worth it [Evil Beet]:

“I’m not looking to be Miley f-cking Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum sh-t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly. People will be surprised by the record. I mean, it’s a rock record. I get that there is this blonde thing from Gossip Girl and they’re expecting pop shit, but it’s a rock band and its heavy. Our record is a life record. It confronts everything head on. It’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.”

Tori Spelling looks… yikes. Lord, send her a biscuit. [Dlisted]
Jaleel White (Urkel) might have smacked his girlfriend. [Bossip]
Zav Efron is growing on me. And he might be single soon. [A Socialite Life]
Trailer for Philip Seymour Hoffman‘s directorial debut! [Gawker]
Christoph Waltz & his double-barreled gun (not porn, I swear). [Agent Bedhead]
High school photo of blonde, adorable Rachel Maddow. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Ronaldo is either using this chick to paint his nails, or he‘s boning her. [Celebslam]
Will Arnett: The Career Assessment. (by Bedhead). [Pajiba]
Lainey didn‘t hate Predators or Adrien Brody. [LaineyGossip]
Salma Hayek & her little mini-me. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Celion Dion is expecting twin boys – Star Mag was right. [LimeLife]
Gross photos of Kate Gosselin. [INFDaily]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley topless. [Yeeah]
Jessica Alba is still very pretty. [The Blemish]
You have to look at Jessica Simpson‘s outfit. It‘s crazy. [Pop Sugar]

40481, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Wednesday May 12, 2010. Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen, 16, performs her first live gig in the UK with her band The Pretty Reckless at London's Notting Hill Arts Club. Momsen left little to the imagination, wearing a very short and busty dress with ripped stockings. As the night went on, Taylor also started to look a little worn out and did not stop to sign for fans even though during her show she allegedly mentioned how awesome they were! Momsen, who plays aspiring fashion designer Jenny Humphrey in the CW show Gossip Girl has fronted The Pretty Reckless since 2009. The band's debut single Make Me Wanna Die , featured on the soundtrack to action movie Kick-Ass , will be released in the UK on May 17. An album is due later this year. Photograph: Ben Dome, Ringo, PacificCoastNews.com

42026, VENTURA, CALIFORNIA - Sunday June 27, 2010. Taylor Momsen and her band 'The Pretty Reckless' perform at Warped Tour 2010 at the Ventura County Fairgrounds in Ventura. The teen star was dressed provocatively and lit up a cigarette on stage. Photograph: Nate Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

42026, VENTURA, CALIFORNIA - Sunday June 27, 2010. Taylor Momsen and her band 'The Pretty Reckless' perform at Warped Tour 2010 at the Ventura County Fairgrounds in Ventura. The teen star was dressed provocatively and lit up a cigarette on stage. Photograph: Nate Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

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41 Responses to ““Taylor Momsen is not Miley F-cking Cyrus, y’all” links”

  1. Oi says:

    Nope, you’re exactly the same. I’ll bet neither Miley or Taylor have never encountered all the things she listed. Idiot.

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  2. Bill Hicks is God says:

    I guess one has to go out of their way to opine like Johnny Rotten when their name is Taylor. Wait for the spelling change to come: “Taylrr.” Then we’ll know she’s a real rock n’ roll rebel but until then we’ll have to make do with smoking onstage, corsets and black eyeshadow. *yawn*

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  3. jen says:

    Kate Gosselin walked around NY barefoot?! OMG.

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  4. Marianne says:

    She’s right about them being musically different…but people compare them because of how inappropriately they dress and act.

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  5. LolaBella says:

    Every time I see that first pic of Taylor, all I can think of is Dr. Frank N. Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    One thing that Taylor and Miley DO have in common is that they are oversexualized in the quest to convince us that ‘I’m not a little girl and I’m totally bad-ass y’all’ :roll:

    Tori’s chest looks like a sunken canyon.

    No, say it ain’t so Stefan Urquelle.

    I’m eager to see Zefron’s movie Charlie St. Cloud and yes, he’s growing into a handsome young man…those abs…

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  6. lucy2 says:

    Oh Jessica Simpson. Just started dating that guy, and she’s already off on vacation with him, strolling around in a fabric paparazzi target. I expect the swooning interview to follow soon. She will never learn.

    I love Will Arnett (and Amy) so much that I don’t care if his films have been crap. But I think I know what the problem is – his buddies keep giving him roles in their bad movies. He needs to branch out beyond his pals, or write something himself (he’s hilarious).

    Taylor needs to just SHUT. IT.

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  7. I Choose Me says:

    At first glance I thought your headline said “Taylor Momsen is not f-cking Miley Cyrus y’all” which would totally be the jucier gossip. :P

    Scrolls up to read what edgy, hardcore I’m so much f-cking cooler than all of you quotes, Pantless Momsen has deigned to grace us with now.

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  8. freckles says:

    Seriously, what’s up with the black eyeshadow?

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  9. Mia says:

    So hip, so new. Sex, drugs and death? Never heard of ‘em, I hope this oversexed, raccoon eyed teen can set me straight. She’s solved all the great mysteries which no one in music has ever covered before she came along. She smokes in front of everyone on stage (gasp) which means she is edgy!

    Also the bottle blonde might not know oppression, but she knows from repression, so maybe she can sing the blues too.

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  10. GatsbyGal says:

    Something tells me her idea of “rock” isn’t correct. Her album isn’t going to be that heavy, it’s going to be pop music with lots of guitar riffs. I’ll bet she thought Avril was “punk” too.

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  11. Ron says:

    She right she’s not Miley. Miley is a SUCCESSFUL musician and actress Tay Tay.

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  12. LILO - donotpassgo-donotcollect200$ says:

    who is buying the 16 year old cigarettes? wtf?

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  13. sonola trip says:

    Uh … what’s with that bottom picture? I’m getting quite an eye-full there.

    What would Janeane Garofalo say? LOL!

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  14. bizzy says:

    It’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.

    oh good, because prior to taylor, all of those subjects have been shamefully under-addressed by musicians.

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  15. Canucklehead says:

    That’s pretty funny, I can actually hear her teen angst in the quote.

    I’d like to see them go on tour with a real “heavy” band and spend her time complaining about the lack of Voss water on the tour bus while the other band members steal her underwear and beat up her drummer.

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  16. Jover says:

    Right on Gatsby Gal Avril was totally a studio creation read her bio and the background of her cd’s. Bizzy that is great; in order to sing about those things, don’t you actually have to know a little bit about them. Oh, that’s right, Raccoon McPantless would have learned about those things on Gossip Girl. Taylor and Miley are awful and need to stop ruining even pop music.

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  17. di butler says:

    She’s still bitter over being turned away by the Mouse House over the Hannah Montana role, isn’t she? *le sigh* I guess it’s hard to admit you’d be thrilled sh*tless at having a billion dollar empire of your own. And sadly, she has a very good voice, just is such a little freak monster.

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  18. e-non says:

    oooohhhh, girl’s such a rebel … oh please, momsen is just as packaged and marketed as cyrus. there’s a funny nyt piece about how a certain tween demographic is turned off by cyrus’ newfound sexxxy.

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  19. birdette says:

    Mr. and Mrs. racoon much be so proud of the little %^$#

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  20. Jazz says:

    She looks like Tiffany from the Chucky movies.

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  21. Dingles says:

    bizzy = win.

    This girl needs to seriously get over herself. She likens herself to the second coming of Joan Jett but she’s just another young blonde with extensions wearing a corset and selling herself for fame. And if you have to insist on how ~*hardcore*~ your music is in every interview, chances are it’s not.

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  22. yeahRight says:

    Fake, faux-punk poseur with designer clothing.

    With that racoon look and her constantly shitty attitude she should rename her band to the Black-Eyed Peeves.

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  23. long_tall says:

    lol If she’s sooooo different from Miley, why was she one of the Hannah Montana finalists? Methinks this lady doth protest too much… and wear make-up too much, and smoke too much, etc. etc…

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  24. tavin says:

    ..so young, so stupid.
    You can totally see her fanny in the last pic! :O

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  25. Meekohh says:

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s not just fanny showing in the last post pic? I mean I honestly think I saw vadge… just concerned.

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  26. ViktoryGin says:

    Budget Cherie Currie is a garter-clad cliche’ and like her predecessor she will likely be irrelevant in a few years time. Fear not.

    Urkel…must have caught that babymama beatdown bug that seems to going around Hollywood these days.

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  27. Joe wilson says:

    No debut that she is a very good singer but her attitude is not good.i don’t think that its good that a celebrity smoke publicly.she gave a bad impact on her fans.

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  28. Cari says:

    Where in the hell is her mother?? Be a damn parent, she’s 16!

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  29. Ruby Red Lips says:

    “It’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.”

    If Taylor has experienced all of the above at 16!! (which a genuine song writing musician generally has at at least 10 years her senior) then bl*ody hell = where the f*ck are her parents????!!!!

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  30. Whatever says:

    Don’t know if you heard this chick sing but she’s got major talent. Absolutely nothing like that buck tooth miley. Love the single from the Kick Ass Soundtrack. But just like all the others this is a prime example of celebs talking too damn much. I don’t want to hear your stupid melo-dramatic look at me statements. Shut up and do what you were paid to do.

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  31. poopie says:

    Did Courtney Love pop out a kid?

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  32. Jillian says:

    @LolaBella- Taylor Momsen doesn’t even come NEAR the level of cool that surrounds Dr. Frankenfurter. He’s way hotter. If she were a boy, then maybe. MAYBE. But not likely.

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  33. coucou says:

    Aw poopie, you beat me to the punch.

    This is how one would have expected Courtney’s daughter to turn out, gawd, could you imagine the two of them onstage? It’s totally like the before and after version – and the song remains the same.

    It’s so weird to see sh!t like this, i was still a virgin at her age. Something tells me she’s not, i don’t know…some nasty uncle did a number on her or what?

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  34. jc126 says:

    Meekohh, I think “fanny” means “vadge” in England. And with a rather vulgar connotation, I think. Maybe close to the c word is here in the U.S., so I’ve heard.

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  35. skeptical says:

    i highly doubt a lil kid like the rich-at-young-age privileged taylor momsen has any idea about “real life”.

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  36. I Choose Me says:

    “the Black-Eyed Peeves.” Bwahahahahahaha. @yeahright. I love it!

    Thank you and bizzy too for the awesome snark.

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  37. gg says:

    Um Disney bubble gum has been out of the light for a while now little tike.

    But for someone who got famous from a CW show like Gossip Girl she really shouldn’t be throwing snide comments to anyone.

    xoxo

    gg

    p.s.

    Taylor~

    You need to put down the pipe and see that your “music” is generic teenage crap, not anything any of your “idols” would consider artistic.

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  38. I really like usher’s albums and i believe lil freak is a great record from him. i love it more than his not as good single OMG. sad that lil freak did not go #1 cause its a really amazing song!

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