Jessica Simpson complains about finding her first wrinkle

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Jessica Simpson has found her first wrinkle and she wants us all to know about it. The 30 year-old singer and reality star tweeted “It is official- I’m 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!” My heart bleeds for her and her single wrinkle. What’s next for Simpson, a little fillers and botox to even it all out? Is she going to sport cat-eyes and puffy cheeks like Kim Kardashian?

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson should get together and swap stories about how to love yourself so you’ll attract a better “caliber” of man. Those two would make a great pair. They could do an “empowering” reality show about improving self esteem through fad diets and extreme beauty rituals while telling us that we should be happy the way we are – so that men will like us better.

Jessica is pretty much already doing that. VH1 confirmed earlier this month that they’ll still be working with her despite the colossal failure of her beauty travelogue show, The Price of Beauty. The show will no longer focus on Simpson and her buddies traveling around the world to mock other cultures. It will instead involve them giving women makeovers. That’s so empowering! That way, the lucky makeover recipients can land boyfriends and eventually husbands to show the world how happy and fulfilled they are.

Photo below is of Jessica and Eric in Rome on July 14, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin. Header image is of Jessica on 6/22/10. Credit: CWNY/Fame Pictures

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17 Responses to “Jessica Simpson complains about finding her first wrinkle”

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  1. saintdevil says:

    Now start looking for your single brain cell.

  2. Westcoaster says:

    What exactly is this woman famous for?

  3. katyalia says:

    She now found her first wrinkle? Poor thing needs glasses too then.

  4. guesty says:

    what is that jsimp expression saying???? so annoying.

    as for jlove…her lifetime movie was more pathetic than imagined. & that was just the last hour. ugh.

  5. debbie says:

    She got that wrinkle because she doesn’t brush her teeth!

  6. meme says:

    jessica is the epitome of stupid. endearing but dumb as a box of rocks.

  7. Kelley says:

    Good one, No. 2 !!! Love it.

  8. Jessica says:

    I’d be more worried about why I can’t get a guy to marry me and why I still let Daddy follow me everywhere 24/7 at 30 years of age than I would a wrinkle.

    Jessica needs to Grow the hell up!!!!

  9. just saying says:

    OH people people people.. You do all this complaining but you still hit the button to see what she has said or done now.. You complain you have no interest bla bla. If you didn’t you wouldn’t click so each time you click you make her relevant again.. This aint no dumb blonde but many complaining sure are.

    Money in the bank every move Jess makes. It’s amazing. lol

    Each time Celebitchy comments she makes money from your hits to her site & She knows it too..lol

  10. Canucklehead says:

    Someone must have helped her with the word “wrinkle”. I’m sure that half-wit has problems with a silent ‘w’.

    Seriously though, is she actually retarded or dev-disabled in some way?

  11. San says:

    Stop trying to loop JLH with chicks that can’t keep a dude for more than a few months. Not to mention JLH has a successful tv show on CBS and in sindication.

  12. Beth says:

    I guess I’m in the minority but I think Jessica is just joking. I don’t think she’s upset.

  13. t says:

    “This aint no dumb blonde….Money in the bank every move Jess makes. It’s amazing”

    So Jess got paid when she made that move the other day…dry humping the unemployed football player for her dad’s camera?

    Most people wouldn’t call a person who resorts to selling pictures of herself dry humping a guy to US Magazine for cash “smart”.

  14. Camille says:

    Stupid, vapid, immature b!tch. Her stupidity will not be as ‘cute’ once she hits her 40s and beyond.
    I am not a fan of this waste of space.

  15. em says:

    is it just me or is 30 pretty old for your first wrinkle?

    I am 26, granted with one child, and I can find more than one wrinkle (luckily I still look about 17..so yey for me). But if you say you’re 30 for your first wrinkle, seriously get over yourself…you’ve had wrinkles for longer than that love!

    Maybe all her weight was in the face now that I’m thinking of it…not to be rude but don’t chubby girls have fewer wrinkles?