- Harry Potter heroine Emma Watson is attached to star in the period romance Napoleon and Betsy, replacing Scarlett Johansson who was deemed too old for the role [WWTDD]
- Gary Busey Is Homeless. Well, evicted anyway [Dlisted]
- In the newest issue of Jet, Raven-Symoné reveals why she won’t change for fame [Bossip]
- Sex and the City Movie Jilted By Cannes and One Blogger With a John Corbett Complex [Defamer]
- Al Pacino’s 88 Minutes is is stupid, filled with nonsensical twists and poorly acted [Pajiba]
- You can just feel the raw sexual energy between Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Or the eight feet of hate [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum And Seal Will Have Hindu Rituals Performed At Their 3rd Wedding Anniversary [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hot Christina Milian @ Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood Party [The Bastardly]
- Mario Lopez’s opening night in A Chorus Line on Broadway didn’t run as smoothly as he had hoped [In Case You Didn't Know]
- Mila Kunis Does GQ Photoshoot (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- David Beckham’s alleged former mistress is set to reveal more details about their sex life. Rebecca Loos - who claimed to have had an affair with the soccer star while he played for Spanish giants Real Madrid in the 2003-04 season - will appear on UK TV show ‘Generation Sex’ to talk about their alleged relationship [Hollywood Rag]
- Ellen Pompeo is looking scary skinny while out shopping for groceries [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- What Do Gus Van Sant, Michael Bay, Eli Roth, and Tom Twyker Have In Common? [Agent Bedhead]
- Hate your life? Then treat yourself to an Avril Lavigne concert. They seem wonderful. In fact, it might just give you the motivation you need to kill yourself. The Washington Post reviewed Avril’s last concert and describes it as “all about her.” [The Blemish]
- The Pope’s arrival is screwing up traffic all over New York City today. People are running through the streets screaming “it’s the Pope, it’s the Pope, ahhhh!” [CityRag]
- Snoop Dogg is becoming an author of children’s books [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Kate Hudson looked like she was ready for combat making some funny faces in her silly getup on the set of Bride Wars [PopSugar]
- Lourdes Wishes Her Mom Madonna Would Wear ‘Normal Clothes’ [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Cruel Photographer Experiments with Zoom Button on Rumer Willis [Websters is my Bitch]
- Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, and Michelle Williams star together in a movie called Deception due out on April 25th. And it doesn’t look good [Lainey Gossip]
- Kelly Ripa showed off her thin figure and bony back outside of the Ed Sullivan theater (for the Late Show With David Letterman) yesterday [The Skinny]
- Heidi Montag wants her own show. Easily the scariest thing I’ve heard all day [Derek Hail]
- Who would have guessed that, 10 years down the line, Dave Coulier would end up being the hottest former member of Full House? [Best Week Ever]
- Yale University student Aliza Shvarts’s abortion art project sparked waves of outrage yesterday before the university announced that “the entire project is an art piece, a creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman’s body.” [The Circus Hour]
- Oily little man Brett Ratner is in talks to direct the remake of The Incredible Shrinking Man. Eddie Murphy is set to star in the film, which, again, will not be pornographic despite a premise that completely lends itself to the genre [Mollygood]
- 30 Rock’s Jenna: “Love Is Going Downstairs To The Burger King To Poop” video clip. Greatest quote of the week [Jezebel]
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