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By popular demand, I present to you this week’s Hot Guy Friday! Actually, I think it was just two commenters who were begging for this, but you girls (and a few dudes?) seem to enjoy it, so let’s get started, shall we? Unfortunately, this week wasn’t amazing for random hot men being spotted by photographers, so I’m probably going to add some vintage glimpses at some of our favorite dudes. Above is my lover Liam Neeson. He and the A-Team crew have been working their asses off this week promoting the film in Europe. I’ve been so focused on Jessica Biel’s horrendous fashion statements that I kind of missed all of the lovely Liam photos. I love Liam and his jaunty little toothpick. God, I just adore this man!
Speaking of The A-Team, have we ever talked about Sharlto Copley and what a cutie he is? He really is rather gorgeous and rugged. Rampage Jackson is here too – if you like your man really big:
Mark Wahlberg got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week, and he looked really fine. Does Mark do it for you? He does it for me, big time. But only in dramatic roles.
Here’s Jeremy Renner being a cutie at Comic-Con last week:
Ralph Fiennes looks like a serial killer with his head shaved (at an A-Team premiere this week), but I would still do nasty things to him. “I love hedgehogs.”
I know, I know. I have an Ed Westwick problem. Especially when he’s wearing a ladies’ low-cut blouse. But damn, I would love to lick that chest fur.
And it was like Penn Badgley got Westwick’s Fur Memo and decided he was going to go low-cut too! I’ll admit, this is the most attractive I’ve ever found Penn. I have really problems with smarmy men.
A little Joseph Gordon Levitt, by request!
I think Ryan Phillippe has a douche face, but I know some ladies think he’s a cutie. He doesn’t look too smarmy here:
Was Tom Selleck’s mustache always this thick? Or is it just getting hot in here?
LL Cool J has one of the nicest smiles in Hollywood, I swear. He smiles and it’s like he’s hugging you. He and Chris O’Donnell were doing some promotional stuff for NCIS: LA. Chris is looking adorable too:
Oliver Hudson (Kate’s brother, son of Goldie Hawn) is giving me a little Joseph Fiennes vibe here. And I like it.
Russell Brand and the turquoise panties, because I can’t get enough.
Jonny Lee Miller at some event in England this week. I still get hot for him too. I love him!
Ewan McGregor was in NYC this week, looking… GAH. He’s so PRETTY!!!!
I would go to bed with Tracy Morgan, just because I know he would make me laugh my ass off. Look at him!
Vintage Eric Bana, just because there are never new photos of him and I can’t wait:
Vintage Jon Hamm, because I’m still thinking about that hooker slapping him…
And I totally agree that we should end every Hot Guy Friday on Clive Owen. Just because… RAWR. It should be against the law, you know?
Header: Liam Neeson in Germany on July 27, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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I was hoping for some of that foxy little Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I find him strangely sexy.
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haha this is actually the 3rd time i checked the site today for hot guy friday, so thanks!
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Could you please run that photo of Hamm with Glasses every day from now on? And. Just. Don’t. Ever. Stop. Thanks!
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Penn Badgley should really consider leaving his chest hair on permanent display. Takes him from boy to man in 2 simple buttons!
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Mmm… Love me some Hamm! But Ed Westwick: not so hot. Especially if you see the horrid shoes that he wears with this shirt!
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Nice line up. And yes, let’s end all HGFs with Clive. I swear his sugar makes me cream. YUH-HUMM!!
Can we have a Hot Gal Monday too? I’m all for equal opportunity, if you know what I mean.
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Leek – I just added him, sorry!
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That pic of Joseph…too cute
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let´s fill the basket
rampage jackson, one enough
jeremy renner, ill take two in case i do short
john hamm, one will make it
Penn Badgley with chest hair please, just one to try
Oliver Hudson ? never seen it, should i try?
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Fantastic! Oh live Owen how I love you. Not a fan of ed westwick, but I’ll let you have him.:P
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oh, eric bana its mine!
and love gordon levitt ears
i have a thing for ears
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LOVE hot guy fridays…
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I have an Ed Westwick problem too, he’s annoyingly hot-lol.
And thanks for the post!
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Oh I love Ewan! Never enough! Thanks Kaiser.
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mmmmm good lineup
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I’d like to see some quirky, less conventional looks.
Thinking of Ben Wishsaw…Sam Riley
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Kaiser, do you have any pics of Ralph Fiennes with a tan?
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ooh Ewan McGregor has been on my freebie Five (http://www.laineygossip.com/freebie5.aspx) for so long. Love him! \
And Hamm!!
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I love me some LL Cool J
Russell Brand though? Ew, not hot. Not even close to a little cute. Yuck.
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Nice! Thank you for the Liam, Ralph and Tracy Morgan. That guy is off the charts hilarious as “I’m Brian Fellows!”
I love LL too-does anyone follow him on Facebook? He always sends out like 5-10 quotes and inspirational messages every day. And his voice is nummy nom nom.
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OMG STUPID GOVERNMENT FIREWALL
I can’t see my Hamm!!!
Diggin’ Ewan tho, he has been on my freebie five (thanks Brooke!) since he danced naked in Velvet Goldmine.
Kaiser, Dominic West is painfully hot too…
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Oh and I have a HGF request: if you do a flashback HGFriday, can you throw a girl a bone and do a vintage Harrison Ford? He has been my #1 crush since I saw him in Star Wars at 6 yrs old. He just gets better with age as far as I’m concerned!
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JGL I LOVE YOU!!! <3
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Oliver Hudson is looking a little rough.
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FINALLY!!! a picture of Sharlto..sigh
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yay for joseph gordon-love-it!
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Kaiser- Thanks for adding Clive!
Marky Mark has the cutest family ever.
I will forever be in love with Chris Odonell, ever since seeing Mad Love w/ Drew Barrymore.
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Liam. YUM.
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Like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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how about a little RDJ??
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DAAAYUUM thank you for this.
I love hot guy friday/
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You had some great pics today. I’ll take them all please, with a extra side of Clive Owen. That man is it!
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Jon Hamm, Tom Selleck and Eric Bana are my favorites! What handsome men!
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For some reason I really find Ed Westwick to be sexy, but more so on his show than in real life. He dresses terribly in real life. He is also short. And yet…I have no excuse.
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You’re definitely more into brunette guys, I like them blonde. Although not Ryan Philippe, because…ew.
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WOW, no kidding- Copley is adorable sans the stache he was sporting for District 9. I think I have a new crush! And am I the only one who doesn’t think Ed Westwick is attractive? I mean, if you describe his looks to me, I’m into it. Then when I look at him, my gag reflex kicks in.
@Beth – Yeah, I’m with you. Love the blondes, but Philippe doesn’t make the cut.
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Chris O’Donnell looks better as he ages…and yes Tom Selleck’s mustache has always been that thick, not that there’s anything wrong with that!
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Ohhh…Ewan is so very, very cute…he is one of my very favorites…has been forever.
I love Mark Walhberg, and seeing him with his family makes him even more appealing!!
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I saw where Tom Selleck is gonna have a series this fall! I am sooooo excited! I’ve been a fan of his for a long time:)
Great Hot Guy Friday!
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How about Josh Holloway for you blond (blondish) lovers??
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FAB. Me likes the Gordon-Levitt boy as well. I really enjoyed him in Inception.
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Mark Wahlberg has great taste in women, his wife is gorgeous.
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I second the Josh Holloway request!
And excellent assortment today, except for Russell Brand and that Ed Westwick dude. Sorry, I find them both really gross.
But the double dose of Hamm makes up for it.
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Mark Walberg, soo yummy!
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Oliver Hudson is a hot guy, so bad he shares the genes with that dumb snotty ho called Kate…
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This post is the BEST! Now I’m all pumped to find me some hot men this weekend!!
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I’ll forever be attracted to the soulful man, Liam Neeson. The eyes say it all.
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Looks like Ralph Fiennes has been losing his hair…it’s noticeably thinner in front. Gives me a bit of schadenfreude since I went bald starting at 17.
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i wear nerd glasses, too…that must mean the hamm & i are perfect for one another! also, it’s nice to see liam out & about – he seems like such a lovely man.
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Your definition of “hot” does not match mine this week.
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YES!!! Joseph Gordon-Levitt! There are like, little cartoon hearts coming out of my head right now. TGI HGF!!
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HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL… the Hamm with glasses, mussed up hair and stubble….mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Hooray for hot guy Friday
We could use a few more brothas such as Jesse Williams from E.R. for example, (Tracy Morgan you can have back lol) but I’ll take L.L. Cool J any day!
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So I check this site two or three times a day… and I think I am due a little Ryan Gosling… for real. Btw, thanks for the Ewan… yum.
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@Mouse:
Not at all. I think the chest fuzz proudly displayed on his man breasticles only makes me feel like he’s trying too hard to overcome his purty face. I know, Ed, both balls have dropped.
I second the idea of JH in glasses on permanent rotation. He’s ridiculously hot normally, but GOD DAMMIT!
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@Heidi – totally with you.
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The outrage! You can’t have a hot guy Friday with out Jensen and Jared! It’s a travesty of justice I tell you!
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Sharlto Copley is such a hot piece!
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Gurgle.
Pant.
um.
Eric Bana.
Wet. Panties.
Oh my.
Kaiser heard my request..and my heavy breathing..
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Wow, Kaiser, I didn’t know you were considering NOT doing Hot-Guy-Friday, because if we had realized, there would have been thousands of commenters begging for a hot man buffet!
Thanks a bunch! I love Joseph Gordon Levitt and who knew Kate had such a hunky brother?
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It can’t get better than Joesph Gordon-Levitt, The Hamm, and Clive Owen!
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Damn, how much do I love Mark Wahlberg? I sat through that M. Night Shyamalan turdfest The Happening just for him. *Sigh* The best he has ever looked is in the movie Invincible; sexy, buff and sexy. *Swoon*
Jeremy Renner is looking a bit Gerry Bulterish in that pic. *Shudders*
LL Cool has the sexiest lips I have ever seen on a man. Have you seen this man eat a peach?? Google it! GUH!!
Chris O’Donnell is still a cutie; is he patting LL’s ass in that pic? Ah, bromance.
Ewan…so pretty.
The Hamm…so manly and handsome. Thanks for the pic in the glasses; very Clark Kent. Oh hell, now I want to see him in tights and a cape. *Drools*
Clive…damn that man is effin’ sexy!
*Watches Inside Man for the 50th time…you know, for the PLOT*
Nice list Kaiser!
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HGF, yay!
I take most of them with a side-order of seconds and then a refill, please!
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Since I’m such a ‘ho for Eric Bana, there are some new pics of him from his new movie Hanna with Cate Blanchett.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/15/cate-blanchett-hanna/
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Ah Kaiser, why the heck did you include Tracy Morgan in the bunch? There are far too many fine black men (Idris Elba, Denzel Washington, Chiwetel Ejiofor)that you could’ve included, yet u put that piece of sh…….HOT DAMN!! Clive is talking to my vagina with those eyes, sigh!!
Wait, what was I complaining about again?!
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god bless you Kaiser.
and god bless Ewan. ok, and Clive.
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How does anybody find Russell Brand Hot?I totally agree with #57 Renne.Where is Jensen Ackles?He’s the hottest one!Also Jared Padalechi.Patrick Dempsey,Julian Mcmahon,Josh Holloway?If I had yo choose from todays list I would go with Jon Hamm,Tom Seleck and Ed Westwick(There’s something about him)
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J’adore Liam! I’ve been in love with L.L. for half my life; Mark is lookin’ GOOD; Ralph – always yummy; Ewan, Ewan, SO cute; and Clive…sigh…don’t even get me started!
I second (or third, whatever) the Jensen & Jared request! Josh Holloway too – oh, is he ever a handsome hunk of man-meat.
Ryan Phillipe just oozes “asshole”, doesn’t he? Or is it just me? And Penn & Ed look like they escaped from a Renaissance Fair – NOT a good look.
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Please continue with hot guy friday!! and a request for some ryan gosling. aka baby goose!!
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lovin every minute of hot guy friday.
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Eric Bana. I think I just had the same reaction Snowball did!
I’m all for Josh Holloway and the Supernatural boys. And a little Brad Pitt. He’ll be hot forever, like Paul Newman.
If you see any good pictures of The Rock (preferably shirtless), I humbly request a few for, um, educational reasons.
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The things I’d do to Joseph Gordon Levitt. . .
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Eric is forever my go to hot guy. He is SO FREAKING GOOD LOOKING
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This was a GOOD IDEA. <3
If you ever find any Giovanni Ribisi pictures, could you please help a sister out and post ‘em?
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A request for next time: David Tennant, if you’ve got him.
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See Kaiser, I was not the only one waiting. Just remember that if is a slow week, you can always go vintage until new stuff comes out. Trust us, we won’t complain.
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Top marks for all the men rocking hairy chests and faces–YUM!!!!!!
Liam is the sexiest, though…the deep voice and accent, the crooked nose, the size of him (I’m talking height, although we’ve all heard those rumours of other endowments)… sigh!
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Best HGF yet-RAWWWWR! Thanks Kaiser for Liam, Eric, The Hamm, Tom and that hottie LL Cool J. A Hamm Sandwich with a side of Eric Bana is the first course, LL for dessert.
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WHY ED WESTWICK!???!!! ugggggghhhh. double UGH. he’s such a doucher.
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Tom Selleck has aged so well!
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You started with “The Big Fella” so I is happy and Ewan and Clive is always good. How did Johnny Lee Miller become so respectable looking though?
I think the smile is why Ladies Love Cool John
Also, YAY for including Tom Selleck! He may look like the new face of ‘Just For Men’ but he seems like a gent. The new Magnum PI might be interesting.
And thanks for proving that nagging works Kaiser with JGL
(must remember that for Michael Sheen when Tron Legacy comes out
)
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Love most of them – Brand’s a wanker though – but it would be cool if you also did a line-up of women you liked. That would be nifty.
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I didn’t see any nerds that caught my interest…so I’ll settle with Voldemort. lmao
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Very very nice (most of them except that Russell guy).
I would love to see the men of LOST.
I believe that show had the finest of men(women)ensembled. A buffet for all!
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@Kaiser, you’re the best. Waking up to the JGL add on made my Saturday a smart start.
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I think Eric Bana is the only guy who ticks all my boxes. He’s an absolute uber-fox.
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Yeessss!!! Tom Selleck!!!! What a classic, luv him. My mom had the only crush on him when I was growing up. He is still very hot. Geriatric Sexy!
Joseph G. Levitt has become such a hottie.
He bears a striking resemblance to Heath ledger, who i thought was awesome.
LL Cool J , he can definitely get it. He is smoking!
Russell Brand = eewww.
The guy from district 9, is kinda cute, I like his unique look.
The Hamm & Clive Owen, YUm, put me down as the cheese in that sandwich.
Eric Bana is starting to grow on me.
Too much chest hair going on with the Gossip Girl’s boys. Me no likey.
Mark Wahlberg, bleh.
Tracey Morgan??? Seriously???
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eric bana, ll cool j, westwick and penn, jon hamm, clive owen. deeeee-lish.
i would have added the depp and my boyfriend, ryan gosling. and some soccer boys. and OMG, that guy who played superman but has vanished since – brandon routh – SO HOT.
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Hot Guy Friday = Best Idea EVER! HOT. ALL good choices.
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I live Hot Guy Friday!!!!! It is quickly becoming my favorite event of the week! (Jon Hamm in that pic with the glasses? C’mon! So hot it’s RIDICULOUS ; )
A quick side note: LL Cool J came to my school back when I was in college, and he really is the NICEST guy! He took the time out to sign autographs for every single student that waited in line after his performance even though his “handlers” were complete a*holes who tried to get him to leave after signing, like, TWO. He basically told them to screw off and that it was his time and he loved his fans (swoon). He gave me the biggest hug when it was my turn and I melted. Really a sweet guy, and A LOT bigger in person than you’d think!
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this is awesome. please always on friday thank you!!
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locagirl: I agree. We definetly could use some Gosling and maybe even some Chris Hemsworth (Chris Pine’s father in “Star Trek”) next week…so many how does Celebitchy even choose?
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aw thanks for the JGL! i’ve had a crush on him since 3rd rock and it’s only gotten stronger in the last few years. also ralph fiennes? YES. PLEASE. and sharlto copley is HOT. and vintage jon ham? mmmm
thanks Kaiser, you made my saturday! could I request some Ryan Gosling? pretty please?
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Thank you, thank you!!!! A thousand times thank you for that pic of JGL. Those lips and eyes, and forearms and omg a peek of briefs and stomach. Gah! I know I sound like a fricking crazed teenage fan but I am crushing on him SO HARD right now.
And of course you can’t go wrong with Ewan McGregor and Clive Owen in a Hot Guy Friday post. I also totally get the Ralph Fiennes love skeezeball though he may be. I’m glad you included Tom Selleck too – man’s still got it.
*scrolls back up to look at pic of JGL, drools*
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Ralph Fiennes has the most beautiful eyes. Adore Liam Neeson. Sharlto reminds me a little bit of my husband. Ed Westwick – no, Just no. He looks like he carries around a years’ supply of Rohypnol.
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My request for next week, more JGL please Also
Ben Foster
Giovanni Ribisi
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Columbus Short
Chris Evans
I got a lot of love to share.
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mmmm Ewan yummy.. Eric oozes Aussie hotness.. but apart from them, I haven’t ticked any other boxes. We need to add a little (or a lot!) of Ian Somerhaulder.. some Shaun Connery (sigh – such a classic) oh oh and Joe Manganiello – that tastey piece of fine ass from True Blood… makes me wanna howl at the moon.. mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm
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Thank you for this treat! My faves, Clive Owen, Eric Bana and Tom Selleck!
Next week, for your consideration:
Chris Evans
Henry Cavill
Jason Statham
Ryan Gosling
Robert Pattinson
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CLIVE! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah.
Not so much the others, but Sharlto’s looking good, representing the southern hemisphere, not too shiny or overstyled- nice.
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I looove hot guy friday. My favourites: Ed, Penn, Joseph, Ewan, Eric and CLive!!
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Thanks for the pic of Jeremy Renner! Haven’t seen much of him since awards season ended. I’ve missed him-sigh.
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Whoa, put some glasses on him and that Johnny Lee dude would look just like George Costanza!
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Aptly named post. Russell Brand is not one of the tasty Russells, apparently, but a lot of other good distractions here.
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i know this is late but…
DAY-UM!
magnum can STILL get it!!!
he’s fuggin’ smokin, that tom selleck.
*slurp*
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Holyshitthisrocks!
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Tom Selleck is hot…I dont know why, I can explain it…the Tach looks thick to me too
Joesphe Fienes is missing. Eric Bana is looking super fine as usual. Keep up the HOT GUY FRIDAY…
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Ummm…I will stab a bitch for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He’s mine! LOL!
Ralph Fiennes…he’s ageing so beautifully. Love brooding mystique in his roles. Now, if we can only add his brother Joseph.
Penn Badgley and Ed Westwick….the chest hair….yes! Funny. I’m experiencing a waxing attraction to Westwick. Ironic, because in the beginning I found him insufferably ugly.
OK…I’m beginning to understand the Jon Hamm thing. The glasses pic….*swoon*
Clive….bringing the heat, as always.
Oliver Hudson….still a cutey, but I want the real Joe Fiennes next time.
Ewan McGregor is looking really good these days. He’s ageing well.
Requests for next week:
JOE FIENNES (of course)
Second whoever said DOMINIC WEST. Wonder what he’s up to since the Wire was discontinued.
Okay, on a different note…
I appreciate the addition of Tracy Moron, Morgon that is,for the sake of diversity (ugly, not racial), but REALLY?
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Great blog! I really love how it’s easy on my eyes as well as the information are well written. I am wondering how I could be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your rss feed which ought to do the trick! Have a nice day!
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