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It’s no secret that Taylor Momsen is the hardest, most consistently-pantless bitch out there. So when Taylor actually puts her little legs in a pair, my immediate urge is to scream at the top of my lungs, “PANTS-WEARING SELLOUT!!!” Does it make it any better if Taylor was only wearing pants because, you know, like, she had, like, a modeling gig?!? Taylor is the raccoon face of Madonna and Lourdes’ Material Girl line at Macy’s, and as such, Taylor made a promotional appearance in-store in NYC yesterday.
Of course, maybe now we know why Taylor always goes without pants. Because she has no idea how to pick a flattering pair. Seriously, this girl has a pretty good, slender, coltish body, and those pants make her look like she’s got a middle-aged pancake ass. And the belly shirt? Well, how Friends circa 1995 of you. Apparently, the whole event was mayhem, as pantless tween girls (who probably think Taylor is, like, the coolest, totally, like, ever) created “PANDA”-monium.
To celebrate yeserday’s Material Girl launch at Macy’s, the “face” of the line, Taylor Momsen, and her band The Pretty Reckless, made a musical appearance at the store. And while we thought the morning’s promotional events were crazy, the evening concert took the frenzy to a whole other level.
A battalion of press photographers were far outnumbered by the hordes of excited teenage fans, many of whom were under the impression it was in fact Madonna herself who would be performing. While the Pretty Reckless is actually a pretty good jam, would could have noticed?
By the time Momsen took a late start on the stage, we were sandwiched by a group of teenagers who’d taken over the press section, which was not-so-conveniently located to stage left. An inexplicable crush of camera phones and squeals ensued, bodies carelessly shoved us into a clothing rack, and with hardly any time to catch our breaths, we were kicked out of the press section by security as we stammered to explain our credentials.
[From NBC NY]
Those poor tweens. They’re going to be so embarrassed they did that in a year. For real. Also: doesn’t Taylor look like “Harley Davidson Barbie”? Or like she’s dressed up as the butch biker from The Village People. For Halloween.
Taylor Momsen on August 3, 2010. Credit: Fame and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Taylor Momsen
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That last pic. Wow. She’s so badass. For real.
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badass, my ass. lola and vadge sure did design some hideous clothes
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What the hell is this – is Madonna trying to bring back another time? And, eww – this little Who is such trash these days.
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Ha ha! I don’t know..These pics are kind of endearing-like a little kid playing dress-up. Panda is sort of growing on me, the little rascal!
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Ok I will finally ask: WHO is this chick? I’m serious. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her sing or act, just see post about her on here-what is she?
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Um.. I think Taylor Dane beat her to the punch like 25 years ago.
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She looks like Dee Snyder in these pics.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but she’s prettier without the glasses and pants. Her face looks sort of flat and uninteresting and she does have a lanky sort of weird body. Those are awful pants. You can tell she doesn’t wear them much, they don’t fit at all.
Her hair even goes better with the trampy look.
Sick, sick.
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This chinless gnome is an insult to raccoons.
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Taylor is trying. Way. Too. Hard. In everything!
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The fact that I share a name with a girl who wears so much eyeshadow I can’t be sure if she is wearing sunglasses or not makes my sphincter twitch.
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Great coments all esp. endoplasmic’s I grew up in the big 80s and Taylor Dayne actually had a few songs/vids that weren’t bad by today’s standards. As much as I despise the faux edginess/hipster pose of Raccoon McPantless, I can’t hate on her; she has become such a self-parody hating on her is like slapping a baby. Notice, the talk is about her look/pose/image nothing about the “music” because its forgottable pop – and she thinks she’s the second coming of Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, etc. The self delusion of these celebutards is astonishing.
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What, no cigarette? I thought she was hardcore.
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Jover wrote: …”and she thinks she’s the second coming of Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, etc.”
How dare you even refer to that pop tart in the same sentence as Floyd, Zepplin, and Sabbath, it is rock blasphemy… I think I can hear Syd Barrett rolling in his grave and I suspect out of rock respect Hendrix is giving a good spin in his as well.
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Haha, I love Taylor Momsen posts! They always give me a good laugh.
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i think avril lavigne did the whole “i’m so punk and rebel” poser thing way better. this chick is just boring and even less convincing than avril was.
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She is a TERRIBLE choice to front a fashion line – especially one designed by Madonna. She is boring looking and just BLAH. I am surprised Madonna would agree to choose this plain Jane. They should’ve selected a much more exotic looking girl with dark hair.
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TaylorB i agree and I wasn’t trying to commit rock blasphemy; I was using exaggeration to indicate how self-delusional these pop tarts/pr teams/labels/media idiots are in being complicit with this nonsense. Who really “listens” to raccoon mcpantless now, let alone 20 years from now?
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Jover,
To be honest I wouldn’t know one of her songs if you pelted me with the CD’s.
I must go put on some Stones or Zep.
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Well I don’t think that’s that bad, actually I prefer her like this rather then paintless and vadge-flashing.
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I didn’t realize until yesterday that this was Cindy Lu-who.
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I peed myself when I saw that last picture…that chick is CREEPY when she smiles!
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I just wanna scrub her face, spank her, put her in pink jammies and send her to bed with a glass of milk.
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glasses? what glasses? i thought she was just blinking in every shot.
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God that chick needs a haircut :O
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I know this is strange… but I’m pretty sure she got a nose job… just does not look the same in these photos
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