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Apr 25
'08
Michael Jackson swears off the ladies for new album


Written by JayBird

Posted in Michael Jackson, Money, Music, Photos

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15 Responses to “Michael Jackson swears off the ladies for new album”

  1. Whoa, creepy pic. If he’s trying to move away from his (alleged) child molester past, that’s not the outfit to do it.

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  2. Geronimo - Saying Michael Jackson is an ‘alleged’ child molester is like saying OJ Simpson is an ‘alleged’ murderer.

    How freakish do you have to look exactly before they issue you the elephant man getup? He’s gotta be nearing the cutoff.

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  3. If Michael J. is as hard up for cash as the rumors lead one to believe, Geronimo is smart to use “alleged”…might get sued…lmao! As for the picture and post, Ew, just ew.

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  4. He should swear off little boys, then he may actualy being giving something up. *Shiver* He seriously creeps me out.

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  5. I think it’s a good thing that MJ has sworn off the ladies, because the ladies swore off MJ a long time ago.

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  6. Women have never been after MJ, anyway.

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  7. Don’t make me repost Katt Williams’s musings on Michael Jackson being a child molester.

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  8. Scott F - I was going to put an eye-roll after ‘alleged’ but my time ran out!

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  9. omg! It’s death. Michael Jackson is The Grim Reaper.

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  10. He swore off the ladies a looooong time ago, keep up on current events, CB.

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  11. OMFG!! I damn near wet myself laughing on the headline alone. Sweet Jesus .. there are just no words for this sad, delusional little man. Ya Mike .. we’ll lock the ladies away for ya .. wouldn’t want ya distracted or anything .. *wink* *wink*

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  12. Funny how the article doesn’t say he has sworn off of little boys….now that would be the shocker…

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  13. “Apparently the resulting inability to buy nine dozen camels and diamond-encrusted lily pads for his seven indoor ponds has forced Jackson to get back to work.”

    This is like some paragraph from Aladin :mrgreen:

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