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I told you guys! I told you that Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin were close to being done. And now you get to tell me how lame I am for even caring who Kim is dating. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Are you done? So, Kim treated her very pretty boy Miles Austin like dirt, and left him in the lurch, according to In Touch Weekly. Guess how they know? They’ve got a source who claims that Kim is still bumpin’ fuglies with Cristiano Ronaldo. AGAIN. Even though he’s got a girlfriend and baby-mama drama and he’s kind of strange and orange and jacked.
On August 1, Kim Kardashian beamed in the stands at the Dallas Cowboys’ football practice, watching her boyfriend, Miles Austin, as if he were the only man on earth. Yet two days later, as the bootylicious star strolled through the lobby of The Beverly Hills Hotel with soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, it seemed as if Miles was the last thing on Kim’s mind.
Cristiano, who has become somewhat of a ladies man, not only has a girlfriend — model Irina Shayk, 24 — he is also the father of a baby boy, whose mother has not been named.
But the friend says none of that makes a difference to the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star.
“She is boy-crazy and always looking for the next man — someone with more fame and money than her current guy,” the friend explains.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Of course, this may not have happened. Of course it may have happened, but just because they spoke to each either, doesn’t mean they were f-cking… although it’s harder to make that case, honestly. Considering his pick up line is “You, me, f-ck, f-ck” I think we can safely say that 1)Kim and Ronaldo are probably still boning occasionally and 2) Kim is a f-cking idiot.
By the way, one of Ronaldo’s one-night stands (more like one-hour-stands) has sold her story about their hookup. Jasmine Lennard is the girl, and she wrote a first-hand account of what Ronaldo was like on their boning session for The Daily Mirror here. It’s kind of boring, actually. She doesn’t give any juicy details, like what kind of dirty sexts Ronaldo sent her, or what it looked like, or what it tasted like (What? You were wondering too!).
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Cristiano Ronaldo, Kim Kardashian
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considering he can’t keep it in his pants…she better be careful. he is so not cute imo.
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KK has ruined her face. WTF did she do to it?
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Eeew. They’re both so gross I hope it’s true.
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All I can think about these two hooking up is you would have to throw away the sheets due to all the bronzer, hair gel, self tanning products these two ooze. Blech!
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I think he’s so hot. Like really really hot.
And yes Kaiser, I was wondering too =0)
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What is up with her eyes in the top pic? Is she squinting her eyes? I’ve never seen eyes that shape before.
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@meme – I was just going to say the same about her face. A first season episode of the Kardashian Family muck was on and wow does she look different. Not only her nose but the entire shape of her face has been altered.
Also, I forgot how much I dislike their Mother. How awful to say that about someone’s Mother but she is really a piece of work – would lay bare any one of her children for a buck, a paparazzi shot and pair of nylons. She’s cut from the same rug as “she who shall not be named,” (aka Dina L.)
Save Bruce.
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Wow!!How much makeup does she have on?How long does it take her to remove it,or does she leave it on and pile on more everyday?
I think she’s beautiful and hot and stylish but way too much makeup!!
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Yup. Done before football season. rats. i was actually kinda hoping that Dallas Cowboys fans would get to rip her a new one (and I’m in Dallas, I get all the cool news).
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Yuck! This guy is yuck-yuck-yucky! And even more so after that “you, me , f**k, f**k” quote !!!
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@meme and @smith: Agreed! We should be calling her the Persian Cat Lady. Maybe its what happens from too many GShowers? Somebody warn Montana!
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Holy shit has she jacked her face to hell and back! Eww. Someone should tell her she looks YEARS older. You know her mama won’t!
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Quite possibly one of the oiliest couples to hit the sheets, and you KNOW if Persian cat lady has a chance to bang the hottest, (yet gayest) soccer star on earth, she’s going to dump any other guy who’s standing in the way. This nasty Kardashian skank would be soooo willing to have a greasy Ronaldo baby if it meant she could be the next Posh Becks. Blech.
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Can we say VD, as long as it is in the name of some “Sexy Time”.
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Kim keeps it klassy!
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Two people who used to be really hot who now just look skeezy. They deserve each other.
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Her face is so jacked up. Fugly.
Crispy and her actually make a good greasy pair. They can pop the Valtrex and go at it.
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How does a woman ‘bone’ a guy?
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She’s starting to look like Kimora Lee Simmons..
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C’mon all these stories are fabricated to raise his profile in America. This guy is a famewhore and wants the same name recognition as David Beckham (eve though no one really cares about him either beyond the blogosphere.
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The only other woman I’ve seen with eyes like that is Jocelyn Wildenstein. I wonder if the cat eyes affect her vision.
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why does her face look like that now!?
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I hope she usues a dildo on him
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She needs to learn the fine art of blending if she’s going to insist on wearing that much eyeshadow. It looks like its been painted on with a crayola. I can’t stand her, she’s just trying too too hard.
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How can Kim “bone” Cristiano?
Does she wear a strap on?
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grossssss… it would be like watching two filthy humans (no i will not say animals because thats an insult to them)
kim is just a plain skank who would do anything with a pulse and so is cristiano etc.
std swapping.
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hope they don’t reproduce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kim looks like an alien. I can’t believe she actually denied having plastic surgery.
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be carefull kimm!hes not even good looking once u know what kinds of a whore he is
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L. Messi is unbelievable, but Ronaldo is better
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