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Rachel Uchitel is doing Celebrity Rehab because she’s a “love addict”. If by “love” you mean “love of cocaine and pills and married men”. Allegedly, when things got too intense with Dr. Drew, Uchitel tried to escape, only to come back to the Rehab house or whatever. Uchitel might have had another reason for coming back – apparently, she’s been getting along with another patient. Wouldn’t you know, he’s married? It’s Jeremy London, he of the sketchy “kidnapped and forced to do drugs” story. Jeremy’s wife thinks he’s boning Uchitel, and Jeremy just gave an interview to Radar where he’s trying to deny it – but in the end, it sounds like he and Rachel are hitting it pretty hard:
Rachel Uchitel has been accused of charming another married man, but this time it’s Celebrity Rehab alum Jeremy London.
London’s estranged wife Melissa has told friends she believes the Mallrats and Party of Five star is involved in a romantic relationship with Uchitel, RadarOnline.com has learned.
While he stopped short of denying a romance, London told RadarOnline.com he had a strong relationship with Tiger Woods’ former mistress, someone he describes as an “amazing, intelligent and sensitive person”.
“I’m very protective of Rachel because of our friendship,” London said. “She’s been wrongfully persecuted by the media and because of what the media has done to me after I was nearly murdered, I relate to her.”
Jeremy and Melissa, who married in 2006, have had a rocky relationship. It reached its head when he was allegedly kidnapped, robbed and forced to smoke drugs during an ordeal in Palm Springs. The pair, who were together that night, later checked into rehabilitation together.
London joined the crew of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab 4, while Melissa became an in-patient at Pasadena Recovery Center, to be treated for a prescription drug addiction.
Since completing treatment, however, the pair has separated but remained legally married.“She said she had to get out of LA and the Hollywood scene,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
Another source told RadarOnline.com that Melissa flipped out on Jeremy after she confronted him about having a sexual relationship with Rachel Uchitel.
“Rachel and I are good friends PERIOD,” London told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“Melissa is ridiculous… she has no idea what she’s talking about and she’s behaving like a child. Rachel is an amazing, intelligent and sensitive person; she’s a human being with human feelings.”As RadarOnline.com revealed, Uchitel checked into a sober living facility in Malibu, California, to be close to London and other co-stars, who moved there once the show finished filming.
In an interview earlier this month, Melissa told RadarOnline.com she and Jeremy were legally separated and said there was no chance of a reconciliation between the pair.
“Right now, I can date whomever I want and he can date whomever he wants,” she said.
“Rekindling our marriage is out of the questions but I want him to be a good supportive father to our son.”
[From Radar]
God, Jeremy sounds like he’s totally enamored. Are Rachel Uchitel’s blow jobs really that f-cking awesome? Because Tiger Woods was all over it too – she must have some kind of hidden talents that I’m just too sheltered to “get”. In any case, what a mess. And how the mighty whore has fallen too, right? Uchitel used to bone married A-listers. Now she’s stuck with Jeremy London? Poor thing.
London on December 3, 2009. Uchitel on December 10, 2009. Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Infidelity, Jeremy London, Rachel Uchitel

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she kinda sorta looks like dina lohan in that one pic. she must be desperate to be with jl. ew.
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Look at that mouth. *Shudder* Of course she gives good bj’s.
The idea of these two having sex makes me want to pour bleach in my mind’s eye.
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Oh my, what a surprise. It might be quicker to say who she isn’t doing. Maybe the military could use her instead of biochemical weapons. She would prob spread diseases faster.
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gross
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So this skank-ho is a human being with feelings, but his wife isn’t? Jeremy, you don’t have enough money for Rachel. She’s just using you to keep her name in the gossip columns. Plus, I think she’s still getting it in with Tiger.
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She’s so busted.
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What. A. Slag.
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She is so unattractive and in her interviews she sounds beyond narcissistic. Do narcissists attract one another?
If I were Dr. Drew, and my overriding concern was the well-being and success of my patients’ recovery, I would drop kick both of them out of rehab so fast it would make your head spin.
She’s a freakin’ predator.
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Gee…that sounds just like the way Brad Pitt described Angelina before they admitted their affair.
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Why would Rachel want Jeremy? Isn’t he broke?
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“She’s been wrongfully persecuted by the media” Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha what a fucking joke. So she did nothing wrong? They deserve each other.
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OMG – She’s a walking STD – ugh!
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She’s been wrongfully Publicized by the media.
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She looks like a dude.
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God this fugly ass bitch gets around!
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I call bullsh*t. Aren’t Jeremy and his wife legally seperated? Also he’s a has-been. No blackmail potential here (which is Rachel’s calling card).
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After he was nearly murdered?! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Well she has had a successful career from boning married celebrites, why should she stop now?
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close your legs to married men!
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This thing disgusts me regardless of whether she’s actually got something going on with him or not. Wouldnt surprise me at all and if so, cant wait for karma to nail this worthless skank. if not, then maybe its all just a publicity stunt to drum up drama for the show.
could go either way but it makes me sick how being a homewrecking whore can earn someone 10 mil plus paid TV time…sickening what makes someone a celebrity these days.
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I’m with Snarf: NO MONEY, NO BLACKMAIL POTENTIAL!
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I doubt she is serious about him. She wants someone with a lot of money.
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Ugh. Famous for being a trashy, cheap tart.
Way to keep it classy, Rachel “UbetItold”.
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Obviously she loves it in the bum. This is the only explaination for her ability to bag men.
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It is true that with his limited finances, he’s not her usual type. But they’re both delusional narcissists. He’s a has-been and she’s a never-was. Sounds like a perfect match to me!
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She looks really old.
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She aspires to make the “D List.”
Yup, that what she should aim for.
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She definitely has a type, doesn’t she?
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I think Rachel Uchitel is hot as all hell.
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If you’re a dude and you wouldn’t bang that I think your testicles are broken.
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@Jasmin, I have often thought that same thing. And that perhaps she has “equipment” she utilizes to both catch AND pitch.
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Wouldn’t those big teeth get in the way of a blow job?
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What?!A woman famous for being a whore? I’ve never heard of such a thing! LOL.
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The fact that Radar is paying these losers for this gross story (whether true or not, and I tend to think it’s true, I mean she’s in rehab for being a whore, and he’s delusional) is PROOF that Celeb Rehab doesn’t work at all. Look at these two clowns, out of their damn minds, theoritcally in treatment, whining to the media, getting paid for it, and not even caring that they are making laughing stocks out of themselves. That is the illness for which most celebs can NEVER BE CURED.
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what a nasty fucking hose beast. those two deserve each other.
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i don’t know her last name is really pronounced but every time i see her name it’s rachel ‘you ca’ tell’ she’s whore. that’s all. and its a shame for elin she’s well known because i bet she’d love to run into her at whole foods and smack her across her scallywag face.
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I guess if you put a quarter behind her ear, her teeth fold back!
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@ Monalicious….that is so funny!!!… plus what is it with men anyway?????
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amazing, intelligent and sensitive person; she’s a human being with human feelings.” Jeromy london. Shut up! She is none of those you are thinking with your pecker. What a joke. And then he goes on to say that she has wrongfully been persecuted? This guy needs more drugs. So being a home wrecking whore and being famous for it is cool? Wtf? She is pure evil and useless she shops for tv shows and is celebrity starved and gets paid for being a whore… Sounds like a saint. This is one skank that needs to be run over by a train.
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Wow! Its funny how every time another stupid guy gets involved with the home wrecker they have to go as far as calling her intelligent, wonderful, amazing bla bla bla. Please! Let the public decide that and stop justifying it. Her actions speak fot itself. Its funny how this leg spreader goes on the defense everytime yet her behavior never changes and she keeps doing the same thing. Boning married men, and constantly shopping for reality shows? Can someone say attention home wrecking whore? Wake up! What do you want? Respect? A lollipop? How about a good old fashioned beat down. Maybe you will go away and shut your whore mouth. Dear.. You bring it all on yourself. Put 2 and 2 together if you want the media to stop persecuting you..poor me.. Simple solution.. Have some gd respect and disappear. Public is sick of already. You are so attention starved. We get it! You made your point. You are famous for breaking up marriages. Nothing more its a fact.
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