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Jesus Luz really doesn’t look bad at all, does he? He’s not really my type in general, but I like that he looks toned and strong, but he doesn’t go overboard. Of course, it’s kind of easy for a 23 (24?) year old to have a nice body. And this isn’t the first time I’ve seen him shirtless – or even naked (NSFW pic here). But I haven’t seen his naked junk in a while, and I like to keep up. From this distance, you can’t even tall he’s slightly cross-eyed. YAY! And I’m glad he took out the cornrows.
Anyway, this is Jesus’s life. He’s in Rio hangin’ at the beach while mom his girlfriend is working all over, directing and screenwriting W.E. (her film about Wallis Simpson, the Duchess of Windsor) and giving the British people a tremendous amount of angst. Apparently, Madonna has set her sights on the dear departed Queen Mum, Queen Elizabeth (the widow of King George VI and mother of the current QE II). According to sources close to production on W.E., the Queen Mum is sort of the villain in Madonna’s story. Yikes. That’s not the way to make friends with the aristocrats, Madge! Here she is, being a “director” the other day:
Jesus Luz in Rio on Sept. 2, 2010. Madge on August 30, 2010. Credit: Fame.
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yeah, i get what he see s in here…not
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Um, he looks kind of moob-ish to me.
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His eyes are beautifully blue. Mmmm.
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He’s got man boobs… not a good look, especially for a kid of 23.
I can’t believe Madonna has been given yet another chance to spew some cinematic diarreah…hopefully when it’s released, it’ll be the final nail in her coffin… speaking of coffins, she looks like the crypt keeper now.
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He wore a chain like that to the beach? What a fucking playboy.
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cheese.
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Moobs!
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His boobs are bigger than mine, and I am pregnant.
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I think the moob issue is just the angle of the shot @ his erect nipples.
We’ve seen other pics, 24 year old men do not loose muscle tone at the same rate as women. That is always the appeal of younger men. The skills may not be there yet, but the body make up for what still needs to be taught.
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I bet Madonna lets him play. She’s not so stupid to think at her age (and the photo shows her age) he’ll have only eyes for her. Reality impinges.
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I get it. He is linked to Madonna, but he is also allowed to ‘play’ with his boys as well. Whatever
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Whoa Nelly! Without Dolce and Gabbana air brushing and photo shopping the shit out of her, she sure does look her age!
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Is she trying to look intellectual or something?
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where’s his mer-man tail??? they could do a remake.
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I think he´s gay !
and that the whole jesus-madonna relation is just public relation,.. whatever. This ain´t real !
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