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May 19
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Heidi Montag plans to fake a pregnancy for publicity purposes


The Hills star Heidi Montag isn’t content to get US Weekly covers for non-stories about how she’s fighting with her ex best friend or thinks her boyfriend betrayed her, but isn’t willing to reveal any actual details. Now she’s planning to fake a pregnancy in order to get more attention over the summer. Star has the story, and while they do make up a lot of their content I would bet this one is true:

A source tells Star that [Heidi and Spencer] want to hog more of the spotlight by faking a pregnancy!

“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along,” says the insider. “The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get phoographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.”

According to the source, Heidi, 21, and Spencer, 24, have plotted each step carefully. First the aspiring singer will stop drinking. Then she’ll visit chic children’s boutiques… to pick out baby stuff. But by the end of the summer, Heidi will be photographed bumpless and sporting a skimping bikini while strolling along the beach.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, May 26, 2008]

Just about everything about Heidi is fake, so a fake baby would be just her style. I guess there isn’t much more she can pull to get attention. While it’s not original, a faux pregnancy is better for extended press coverage than a see through top or a crotch flash. Heidi may not have a lot of class, but at least she hasn’t shown us her goods yet.

In related Hills news, Heidi’s co-star and friend Audrina Patridge is said to have held two separate birthday parties for her 23rd birthday in order to accommodate both Lauren and Heidi, who can’t stand to be around each other. According to the latest edition of In Touch, Lauren held a barbeque party on May 9 at their home for Audrina, and then Audrina had a casino-themed party at her parents house the next night. She invited Heidi, but not Lauren because she “didn’t want there to be any awkward run-ins.” Lauren was hanging out with other friends that night and it sounds like Audrina knew this and did not deliberately snub her.

TMZ reports that Heidi and Spencer and two of their friends were out at a restaurant this weekend while filming The Hills and that Spencer tipped a whole $16 on a $783 tab. 15% would have been over $100 so that is indeed cheap. A producer is said to have paid $60 additional in tip after the waiter asked why the tip was so low.

Let’s hope these two aren’t going to have a actual child anytime soon.

Heidi and Spencer are shown at a Kentucky Derby party on 5/2/08, thanks to WENN.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Audrina Patridge, Fake News, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt

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14 Responses to “Heidi Montag plans to fake a pregnancy for publicity purposes”

  1. Does anyone else picture the scene from Godfather with the horse’s head in the movie mogul’s bed when thinking about Heidi giving birth?

    Guess not.

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  2. WHY DO YOU KEEP PRINTING STUFF ABOUT THESE LOSERS, THEY’RE A WASTE OF TIME.

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  3. Well, NOW she’s going to have to do a crotch flash since her plans have been ruined.

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  4. $16 on an almost $800 tab?!? Clearly neither of them have ever actually had to WORK for a living.
    And, Elisha, a crotch flash from Heidi would effectively mean the end of the world as we know it– the gravitational pulled of her unsheathed gaping gash would suck in all the contents of Earth and two planets in either directions.

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  5. Lick it, don't stick it
    Lick it, don't stick it:

    They are not celebrities. I refuse to acknowledge them as such.

    His creepy blond pseudo beard/facial hair (I don’t like it either way but blond men need to NOT do that look..) and both of them have long, George Washington fake choppers. Just gross. I wanna find a before picture of this homely girl.

    Anyone who fakes a pregnancy for attention HAS SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES AND NEEDS TO BE IN AN INPATIENT PROGRAM.

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  6. Do not try to convince me that Spencer is capable of fathering a child.

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  7. They are not celebrities, and just like scientology CB, you have to fight against it! We demand people with talent, even if the talent was years ago and they’re terrible and washed up now. Anything but these pseudo-reality stars… MTV does not a celebrity make.
    I agree with the facial hair comment too, very creepy looking peach fuzz.
    You are not a real man Spencer Pratt, stop trying to look like one.

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  8. I saw about 5 minutes of this show, and I have no idea why it has an audience–although clearly plenty of other people disagree. However, this really does seem to be a case in which if we ignored them, they’d go away. Why is there so much attention lavished on the embodiment of vapidity? I’m not even sure why I’m typing this much about the show.

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  9. These two make me sick, and it would be a blessing if the press would stop giving them publicity. They are nobody’s, non-entities. All they do is parade around, giving the papas fake photo ops. They get comped everywhere, free trips, it sickens me. And for what? They aren’t actors. They aren’t even entertainers. If the press would just treat them like they treat me (which is there is no treatement as I am just an oridinary soul) we would be done with having to asee the two of these douches! :!:

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  10. Amen, sister! They thrive off of the publicity given to them, and therefore think they’re somehow better than us? Gross. They look like they both smell like baby powder. They probably use baby wipes and dust eachother’s crotches….ew…powdered Spencer balls…anyone want some?
    I’d love to stick ‘em in a third world country with nothing but their pastel clothes on their backs and see how far they’d last. They are disgusting,.

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  11. Damn they’re both pretty damn putrid in their own right. Why in the world do they even have friends anyway?

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  12. Who are these two seriously ugly people? why do they get so much exposure? so the guy is like a dog that begs for free goodies and the woman is a whore. Hmm,,, tell me something that I don’t already know.

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  13. i hope they start getting shitty service when they go out. as a waitress, i feel for whomever waited on them. tip your servers guys!

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  14. Why does a waiter think he deserves a $100 tip just becasue the bill is high?

    Waiters should earn their tip by providing good service and be happy with 10 or 20 dollars whatever the bill I think.

    And if they don’t earn enough why don’t American’s point at the tight ass employers who don’t pay them a fair wage for a fair days work.

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