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Sarah Jessica Parker’s fabulous coat is making me jealous & other fashion pics

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If I had the money, I would wear so much Burberry people would be begging me to stop. I love what Chritopher Bailey has done to the house of Burberry, and he’s my pick for one of the best designers working today. Anyway, since Sarah Jessica Parker was already in London for the big Alexander McQueen memorial – they scheduled it for London Fashion Week, after all – she also went to the Burberry show. These are photos of her arrival. I am absolutely sick with jealousy about this coat. I want it so badly I want to beat SJP with a Louboutin. I would wear the hell out of it. I would take this jacket behind the middle school and get it pregnant. SJP doesn’t need it! GIVE IT TO ME.

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Alexa Cung was also at the Burberry show. Can someone explain to me why Alexa Chung is considered anything special? She’s like Olivia Munn to me, only where Olivia is only popular with dumb boys, Alexa seems to only appeal to women – fashionistas especially, who think she’s God’s gift. I think she’s cross-eyed, emaciated and looks like a vagabond. And not a fashion-forward vagabond either.

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Alexa Chung attends the Burberry Prorsum Spring/Summer 2011 fashion show during LFW at Chelsea College of Art and Design on September 21, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images for Burberry)

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Also in London, making Fashion Week appearances? Lily Allen, of course. Because she’s retired! Remember? No? Because she keeps on giving interviews and keeps showing up to events? Right. Anyway, Lily finally figured out that those horrible bangs looked horrendous on her, so she did something to limit the bangs trauma:

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Singer Lily Allen poses next to the boot of the Donna Ida car at the Westfield London Car Boot Fair On September 21, 2010 in London, England. The unique fashion event is an opportunity for designers to showcase their designs in the boots of specially customized Hyundis.(Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images for Westfield)

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Singer Lily Allen poses next to the boot of the Donna Ida car at the Westfield London Car Boot Fair On September 21, 2010 in London, England. The unique fashion event is an opportunity for designers to showcase their designs in the boots of specially customized Hyundis. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images for Westfield)

Hurray! No more bangs trauma. Now just give me all of your Burberry coats and I’ll be on my way.

SJP in London on Sept, 21, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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Posted in Alexa Chung, Fashion, Sarah Jessica Parker


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37 Responses to “Sarah Jessica Parker’s fabulous coat is making me jealous & other fashion pics”

  1. sousayi says:

    DITTO on Olivia Chung, I don’t get why she’s a big deal. BORING…

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  2. Linda says:

    I know, I completely agree. What has happened to Burberry? They used to be so boring and now they are so-o HOT!

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  3. Ursaline says:

    I love the middle school comment. Kaiser, you are a hoot!

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  4. Jesus Christ Superstar says:

    That is a jacket, not a coat.

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  5. manda says:

    I like the coat, too, but it looks like it is fitting her weirdly. Too small? (Whick would make it waaaaaaay too small for me!) It’s pulling in the front and the sleeves look really tight!

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  6. danielle says:

    That jacket is great! I love her entire outfit. Alexa Chung’s allure is a mystery to me too. I like Lily Allen more – some talent, a much better face, and she sometimes looks good, unlike Alexa.

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  7. Lisa says:

    Forget the jacket, look at the shoes!!!!

    I just had a shoegasm!

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  8. original kate says:

    i love burberry. and lily allen looks adorable.

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  9. Lucy says:

    I will admit that I’m not big into fashion. I’m a “well-fitted jeans and v-neck t-shirt” kind of girl.

    BUT I would live in Burberry.

    Middle school comment – Tracy Jordan quote? If so… you deserve you give yourself a high five Kaiser. Love that character!

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  10. Praise St. Angie! says:

    hmm…I didn’t even know who Alexa Chung was…I had to google her.

    and I still don’t recognize her.

    re: the jacket…it DEF looks very cool, but agree with Manda…what’s up with the sleeves?

    looks like they’re stretching to even fit over her forearms…and she’s TINY. so, I guess you have to be anorexic to fit in one?

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  11. Benny says:

    I agree with Manda – the jacket is too small. I know SJP is very thin, but even thin size 2 people can wear clothes that are too tight for them. I think this would look a lot better if it were a less tight – also, aren’t clothes uncomfortable when they’re THAT tight? I know beauty comes before comfort, but in this case the too-small size also looks bad. (The design isn’t bad, just the fit).

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  12. Megan says:

    Alexa Chung is officially one of the most annoying women on the planet… she’s supposedly an ‘It Girl’ who just shows up at events and the paps take photos of her wearing different outfits designed for 8 year-olds because Alexa hasn’t eaten a bean in the last three years. She is such a nobody, and so sickeningly skinny, she doesn’t even look good. SJP’s coat however is gorge!

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  13. Chicoulina says:

    I love everything except the purse.I think it’s horrible and it does not match at all.What size is the jacket?00?Wow…

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  14. Kaiser says:

    Well, I think the Burberry leather jacket is designed to have super-fitted sleeves. But yeah, SJP looks tiny and so does the jacket. God knows how I would get my tits in that thing, but I would try!

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  15. Ricci says:

    Yuk! that jacket is not my style.. too small too.

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  16. Lardy Chops says:

    Totally agree Kaiser. That leather coat is right on the money.

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  17. Sumodo1 says:

    SJP’s sleeves are a tad long. And, wow! Look at those gray roots!

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  18. DD says:

    Her coat jacket whatever is way to snug. She must have greased her arms to get it on.

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  19. Cam says:

    OMG THE JACKET! I.WANT.IT.NOW

    I only know Alexa Chung because she is/was dating Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys, but other than that… I don’t know who she is.

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  20. iKat says:

    Horseface is ugly and that hideous jacket just makes her even more ghastly. I hate it.

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  21. Hautie says:

    I also like the look of SJP, even with the too tight jacket.

    But what is that granny purse all about?

    That is a truly tragic purse.

    Now I realize it is probably a $2000. granny purse. But it still does not make it less tragic.

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  22. serena says:

    I think Alexa has an interesting face, not so ordinary. But she’s way too thin! She has no flesh on those legs omg!

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  23. I Choose Me says:

    “If I had the money, I would wear so much Burberry people would be begging me to stop.”

    You and me both.:)

    I don’t love the coat – something about the sheer number of buttons and the fit but I covet her shoes.

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  24. Lydia says:

    I want the entire outfit! If I had to choose, I would start with the shoes though

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  25. TeeTee says:

    I love the fitted jacket, but I’d have to cut my boobs off–I just might for that jacket.

    only love the jacket though.

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  26. bubbles says:

    has the world gone mad? SPJ looks like something that has crawled out of the dryer of the yellow submarine after 4 or so decades.

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  27. Sally says:

    Also love the jacket – though there’s no way the front would close! And Lily looks super cute here :)

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  28. lucy2 says:

    Like everything but the bag, but it does look like she shrink wrapped herself into that jacket.
    Who is this Alexa person?
    Lily’s hair looks very cute.

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  29. insidescoop says:

    Yeah but her purse looks like crap with the outfit

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  30. Amy says:

    That’s a fitted jacket, not a coat. But I definitely want it too!

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  31. Alexa says:

    Love SJP’s look – especially the shoes! And seeing this pic of Lily Allen sans bfu-bangs FINALLY allows me to find her somewhat cute.

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  32. caz says:

    I have no idea who Alexa and Olivia are but I do love me some Burberry these days. I was totally obsessed with the Fall 2010 show.

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  33. Kirsty says:

    Is SJP’s jacket definitely Burberry?!?!?

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  34. Lisa Chu says:

    Olivia and Alexa look ALOT like eachother, except Olivia looks like Kate Moss with the big round drugee face and Alexa is a spitting image of my boyfriend… lmao

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