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Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Babies, Benji Madden, Paris Hilton, Pets
17 Responses to “Paris Hilton sets a baby deadline”
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Maybe we can hope she is infertile? Course, she would then just buy a baby.
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If Benji believes all this tripe hes even dumber than his name
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27 is not too young to want a baby. the problem is that paris is just too selfish,immature, and stupid to be a mother.
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If god turns his back on us and she is, in fact, impregnated, I’m sure she’ll have the nannies handle all the hard stuff. I really don’t see this self-centered hag getting up every two hours for feedings, or tackle poop-filled diapers, or attempt — some times in vain, as any mom knows — to soothe her baby when he/she is screaming for no apparent reason. She’ll be the classic photo-op celebrity mother.
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Paris as a mother has got to be a child’s worst nightmare.
She’s so stupid.
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I doubt Paris was actually raised by her parents and not the nannies so I’m sure Paris’ child would be raised the same. It’ll be a breeze for her, and she’ll take every opportunity to pose and say, “I don’t know what all the fuss was about!”
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I’m pretty sure her uterus is being slowly eaten away by a new kind of STD. The CDC really needs to research that.
Someone should mail her a baby wets alot. But even that would more than she could handle.
Does anyone else see her not feeding her baby because she didn’t want to change the diaper?
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lol…ah, headache…I heart you.
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I hope she keeps that deadline and that 12 months will pass quickly and that she’ll stick to her “promise” not to procreate after that. If that is what it was.
And no, she’s definitely not feeling her biological clock ticking. Her trends-spider-sense is telling her that having babies and getting married rather young is the hot in-thing to do right now and she hates being upstaged by Nicole and Britney (who’s super-trendy, she’s already divorced again) and Ashlee and all those other airheads. The extent of thought that probably went into that whole thing was: baby animals = cute, so baby humans = cute => I’m gonna get one! We can only hope that her bf has enough common sense to know that she’s going to treat a baby just like all those baby animals she keeps discarding once they stop being cute and fluffy and not impregnate her.
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Headache, I’m laughing hard at that idea but it’s too close to the bone as far as Paris is concerned. Didn’t she have a pet monkey who ended up in skeleton form in some lock-up after she forgot about it?
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10 bucks says paris will lose that poor baby in the sofa cushions within a week of it’s birth.
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She can’t even take care of her pets, which she acquires like accessories.
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Diva;
Her parents rather ignored her when she was younger. Kathy would call up housekeeping, or shove her into the arms of a “friend” if she wanted to go out and party. Paris treats her pets in a similar fashion…the Hiltons used to let their dogs go to the bathroom on hotel carpeting because they were too lazy to take care of them properly. True story.
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LOL KATE! Exactly what I was thinking. Well, not the cushions but who knows where. LOL
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The succubus….pregnant? I wasn’t aware that her vadge was capable of NOT killing all forms of life instantly. Surely you jest!
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Right, only knowing Benji Madden for a few months, she wants a baby? Come on Benji you know this will fail, and your going to be stuck like Joel, with a drunken criminal as a mate. Run for your life, freedom, and youth…..do not look back…
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To me, Paris is a 3 year old played by a 27 year old. No way should she have a kid. If anything, she should be adopted by Angie & Brad.
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