Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting more attention than they know what to do with. They’re probably happy, in some sense. Their marriage problems and rumored infidelity has made them relevant in a way that nothing else has. And trust me, these two are big famewhores. So, to some extent, they’re probably thankful that Ashton couldn’t keep it in his pants (allegedly)? That he boned some club girl on his wife’s couch and now Demi is back on the cover of People Magazine and everyone is talking about their marriage? Even though I kind of dislike Demi in the general sense, I did think she was better than this. I thought she was the kind of woman who would leave and tell Ashton to go f-ck himself. Turns out I was wrong. According to new reports from Hollywood Life and People Magazine, Demi is sticking with Ashton. Ugh.

Some women would make a beeline for divorce court if their husband was caught cheating—but not devoted Demi Moore, whose hubby Ashton Kutcher is facing a new, pretty convincing round of reports that he cheated, a source close to the couple tells HollywoodLife.com.

“Demi’s not going anywhere,” says the well-placed source.

Why? Well, it’s combination of good old-fashioned sentimental reasons, and the cold hard truth about staying relevant in Hollywood.

“She loves him, she just does,” says the insider. “And being with Ashton has made her hot again, and relevant. That’s the honest truth. There’s no question about it: She benefits more by being with him.”

And the source tells HollywoodLife.com that 47-year-old Demi’s well aware that Ashton, 32, has much less to lose if they were to split.

“The reality is, he’s more valuable on his own. His brand and celebrity is far larger.”

The source acknowledges that Ashton’s behavior has put stress on the marriage, but they’re trying to take the high road.

“How stupid is he? To be so sloppy and not cover his butt. But they’re rising above it.”

And while Demi’s remains committed to their marriage, so is Ashton in his own way.

“He know he has a beauty at home, he’s not going to end that. It’s just the nature of the relationship, and it works for them, even their marriage is being scrutinized and judged by outsiders. They just don’t care, which is why he hasn’t said anything yet.”

[From Hollywood Life]

People Magazine sort of concurs with this view – after running a cover story that seemed critical of their marriage, People is back to climbing up Demi’s ass. They have a new story that seems written by Demi’s publicist:

There may be rumors swirling around Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, but the couple in the center of the storm has been all smiles – that is when they aren’t giggling, joking around and engaging in all manner of PDA. On Monday, Kutcher, 32, was on the Michigan set of Moore’s new film The Reasonable Bunch, quietly watching his wife work, and happily accepting her hugs between takes.

Says a set source, “Demi and Ashton got here in the early hours of the morning and you could hear them laughing and carrying on from inside her trailer.”

Indeed, if the couple, who will celebrate their fifth anniversary Friday, are at all troubled by recent reports that Kutcher cheated with a 21-year-old, they are keeping it to themselves.

While the internet buzzed about the alleged infidelity, Moore, 47, “gushes over Ashton on set,” says the source.

“She’s on the phone with him all the time,” says another source. “It’s pretty lovey-dovey – lots of ‘I love you, baby’s.’ ”

Kutcher arrived in Michigan over the weekend on his way to the Clinton Global Initiative, where the two are set to appear Thursday to launch “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls” campaign to end child sex slavery. The pair, who practice a form of Jewish mysticism called Kabbalah, observed Yom Kippur together, breaking the traditional fast at a nearby Applebee’s.

While Moore told people on the set that she was “coming off a good weekend,” she admitted that the fasting was a real challenge.

“I could never starve myself,” she was overheard saying. “I love food too much.”

[From People]

They broke their fast at Applebee’s? Okay, that kind of makes me like them. Damn it, I could go for an Applebee’s Caesar salad with a side of onion rings right now (the combination is heaven). And I wasn’t even fasting for Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur is the day of atonement, by the way. You have to repent and atone for your sins before God (and your wife). I wonder if Ashton came clean? Probably not. He probably just put on his red string and got hammered, and then hit on the Applebee’s waitress.