These are photos of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at a Clinton Global Initiative discussion/panel on technology yesterday. They stepped out and met their obligations, because I guess this was already on their schedule when Star Magazine began running stories about Ashton boning club girls. As you might be able to make out from the photos, Demi is wearing her wedding ring, and Ashton is making sure all the cameras get shots of his hand on Demi’s knee. Yeah. Is that supposed to convince us? By the way, poor Us Weekly had to run the same old non-denial from Ashton’s lawyer – which happened LAST week. Meaning Ashton and Demi still haven’t bothered to deny any of these stories from last week or this week.
Meanwhile, Radar is publishing exclusives from this “other woman” Brittney Jones, the club girl that Ashton (allegedly) boned on Demi’s couch. Radar “shockingly” got photos of Brittany from her friends – stuff like her sleeping topless, that kind of thing. Radar also scored an interview with Brittney, where she basically sounds like she’s a f-cking moron. Way to pick ‘em, Ashton! He really does like dumb women, doesn’t he? Brittany says: “I didn’t break up any marriage, in fact Demi and I are good friends… Don’t believe everything you read about Hollywood ‘marriages’.” Oh, and she already has a publicist. Of course.
By the way, would anyone like a recap with more details about their affair? Okay, here goes: Brittney met Ashton when he and Demi and Rumer were bowling at Hollywood’s Lucky Strike. She slipped her number to Ashton on a napkin, which Ashton then turned in to Demi, and Demi mocked on Twitter. Still, Ashton did contact Brittney, and he began sexting her. Then they f-cked on Demi’s couch, in the home that Demi and Ashton share. Brittney claimed that Ashton “is a great lover. Very considerate and sweet… and it was very special to me.” Meanwhile, Brittney’s friends say she’s a famewhore and her goal was to bone a famous guy: “She told us that she had hooked up with a star; she couldn’t tell us who it was because it would be national news and all this stuff. She didn’t give us a name or anything but she did mention it to us. At the time, we kind of blew it off like, oh whatever Brittney. She was all over the place, all the time, so we didn’t know whether to believe her or not.”
Of the texts that Ashton and Brittney (allegedly) exchanged, Brittney describes Ashton as “paranoid” and “a total flirt monster.” I read through Star’s story this week in the print edition, and while I don’t believe everything in there, I do think Brittney has enough details and evidence to back up her claims. Some of the alleged texts exchanged between the two of them were basically Ashton blowing Brittney off because he was “hanging out with his daughter”. As for why Brittney doesn’t have all of their flirty rendezvous texts, she says that after they f-cked, “Ashton looked over the texts and said he wanted me to delete all the messages from him. He then told me he wanted me to delete the texts I had sent to him. He said they could hurt him.” Brittney did as he told her, while he watched. “I didn’t want him to be mad at me,” says Brittney. Brittney also says: “I thought maybe he and Demi had an open relationship and I could be his girlfriend on the side. Why not?” UGH.
A picture is worth a thousand words and these pics speak volumes.
Yikes! Such body language!
She’s an older woman who’s been married before and has been around the block. Could it be possible that she understands that Ashton is young and that he messed up? If he did have an affair, he might of confessed and she forgave him. I hope they love each other enough to fix their issues. Good luck to them.
UGH. They both look so desperate. Ashton can barely act and Demi, well she hasn’t been in a hit movie in ages. I don’t even know why the rags care about them. I hope they both go away.
Demi looks like she just clings to him, I don’t think she ever acted that way with Bruce Willis. What is her deal? Does she not have an ounce of self-esteem?
if demi acted her age, i could have some confidence that ashton married her because he appreciates an older woman. since demi acts like an ersatz twenty year old, i have to wonder. why marry fake youth when you can find real youth?
po-HOE-sers!!!
At a Clinton Massage Parlor and Global Grifters event!!!! That’s just hilarious.
And speaking of Hillary…what’s next? Senator Demi?
That just goes to show you Demi, all the plastic surgery in Hollywood won’t stop your man from cheating with someone younger.
They both probably cooked the whole thing up to get people to talk about them.
Those pics are really telling, imo.
Demi Moore is unbelievably rich and does not care about being in movies. She does them for fun, if she likes the script and the people. She made a huge chunk of money producing the Austin Powers series and then invested it in other projects.
That’s a guilty look if I ever did see one!
Is she wearing fake glasses to appear intellectual? It’s not working.
What’s with the Clark Kent glasses? Are they supposed to make her look intellectual? Working real well with that center part hairstyle circa 1973.
Demi is so transparent. Her black glasses are her prop to project “serious” and “smart.” She doesn’t wear those glasses when she is posing in her bikini for her twitter glamor shots.
Wow, when she smiles, her teeth look like a really bad false plate…
Brittany is stupid to think she could be a GF! He doesnt want that full time? Geez, what a moron!
They are both pathetic looking in these pics… It’ll be over soon…
Actually, I think she did wear those glasses when posing her kini. Whatanut…
Who cares?
She’s looking a little haggish in these pics.
@bizzy good point. meanwhile they both look glum in these photos.
She looks ridiculous in the glasses. She clings to him for all she is worth while he acquiesces, looking tensly the other way.
she looks absolutely ridiculous.
Her teeth and neck don’t look natural.
can you say forced and fake?
@Stronzilla
She DOES look like she’s from the early ’70s! Maybe that’s why she looks so awkward– she thought she was supposed to be attending a Nixon function!
He he She must be DIEING inside!! What a crisis in that marriage at the moment!
I don’t think this pairing is going to last. Her ego will never be the same.
@bizzy – I think that is profound!
I could never understand why Demi would want to hang out with Ashton’s little friends. I would not be interested in playing video games with his toddler playdates.
He would be more appropriate for her daughters – something everybody is aware of, including them.
Ashton looks nervous and Demi looks uncomfortable, she does look a little clingy and has been that way. I don’t know I agree Ashton can’t act his way out of a paper bag. He wants some young, Blame him.? I mean Demi can buy young and try to act it all she wants but age is a number. I do believe he cheated or maybe he didn’t or he did and these stories are fake. But I also believe that you can forgive. BUT some won’t forget. I think if i had Ashton I would of already of known he’s a flirt. I mean look at him, heart throb of many many ages of different types of females, and men. Good luck to them.
Demi looks at him like a mother who is controlling her youngest… “remember what I told you? We did talk about that, dear!” And he doesn’t seem very relaxed. Ah – and her glasses are ugly and they are making her face harsh and older than necessary. They both look like a whole lot of trouble is going on.
so reminiscent of the snl skit of kobe & vanessa! omg…lol.
If pictures are anything to go by then my impression is that they are well choregraphed emotions, however, with one slight twist. He’s pulling away and she’s trying to hold on to him. Sadly, denial is a dangerous thing and my intuition tells me she may be too far gone to pick on any of the cues. I vote splitsville in 2011.
@ Shay; omg that is exactly what I thought! I actually laughed out loud when I clicked on this link. She looks ridiculous in those glasses, and if her twitter feed is any indication the woman has a sub par grasp on the English language. Intellectual my ass.
I honestly don’t think they will split. I still believe Demi is aware of the indiscretions and turns a blind eye. She has what she wants.
Demi thinking…: If I put on dark framed glasses I’ll look serious & believable but still sexy.
@guesty
LMAO, that was hilarious. BTW, did you ever see “The D%$# in a Box” SNL skit? Here it is:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
wow, she is hanging on to him. really holding on tight!
This relationship will not work for much longer. Where theres smoke theres fire. This is only the beginning of the long goodbye for these two.
On a humorous note his body language could also be saying: “damn, I am NOT going to be getting anymore action on the side”. It has to hurt to be surrounded by hot chicks while your mother-wife will now be keeping a really close eye on you. LMAO, I apologize to any Demi-Ashton fans but I am just trying to lighten things up a bit. 😉
Ladies and Gentlemen –
She IS from the early 70’s – that’s why she looks old now. Because she is.
Eventually, gravity catches up with everyone.
IMHO, the age difference here, with the woman being the older partner – this was inevitable.
Yeah, she looks like his mom. Her double hand hold looks desperate & clingy, as others have commented. What has she even done lately? Nothing but parade around showing her plastic body – who cares? Age already, because you are – it happens!
That bottom photo, yikes! Granny teeth!They should have ignored the gossip and move along, they didn’t have to give any explanations!
Thats a guilty looking man if i’ve ever seen one…
Meemaw’s teefs are at it again in that last pic. For the love of all things sacred, why won’t she just get them fixed???
Break up and break down. (not necessarily in that order, it’s more of a co-condition.) That’s their reality.
Looking at these pics is a little like watching a slow-moving car crash – the impact is inevitable, and it feels a bit like an intrusion to look. However, asking people to look is all they’ve ever done, and now it’s gonna bite them in the ass. They are so over.
Her trachea frightens me.
LOL, look at him sitting there like he knows what day it is. And look at her sitting there like she doesn’t dye her hair. Puh-leese.
Man, these pics are pathetic! They BOTH look like they know that Ashton cheated. Demi looks like she’s desperately trying to hold on to Ashton, and he looks like he did it. They are both in their own little worlds in these pictures!
Yeah, those pix really are worth a 1,000 words, only this deer in headlights is trying to pull off an intellectual Clark Kent look and it ain’t workin’ for shit. This kind of marriage was doomed from the start, anyway. I know Demi very casually and she really isn’t the brightest bulb on the xmas tree.