Kim Kardashian doesn’t think she’ll do nudity now that she’s 30 years old

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This is what Kim Kardashian wore to celebrate her 30th birthday. Her birthday isn’t until Thursday – she was celebrating nearly a week early. Which… sure, if she wants to. I cannot believe this dress though. I’ll give her an A-plus for having it tailored to look like a second skin, but it’s way too short, and the whole effect is very “Armenian Barbie.” I might have actually liked it if it was three or four inches longer. Check out the shoes though:

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Yikes. Meanwhile, Kim told Us Weekly that she… don’t laugh… isn’t going to do any more nudity now that she’s 30 years old. Keep in mind that she JUST posed nude for W Magazine. Also keep in mind that she’s only famous because she got boned on camera.

Fans may have seen the last of Kim Kardashian in her birthday suit. The curvy reality star, who turns 30 on Thursday (she feted the occasion with bashes in Vegas and NYC Friday and Saturday), isn’t sure if she’ll ever doff her duds again for the cameras.

Most recently, Kardashian went nude for the November issue of W. “I’m really honored they chose me for the art issue,” she told UsMagazine.com at Saturday’s 10th Anniversary party (which doubled as her second birthday bash) for TAO New York. “It turned out beautifully, and I love it.”

That spread, she said, may have been her nude swan song. “I don’t know [if I'll pose nude again],” she admitted to Us. “I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

As far as the clothes she wears on that famous bod, Kim added that her “style has evolved to be a little more sophisticated” as she’s gotten older. “It’ll probably just keep on evolving in that direction.”

[From Us Weekly]

She’ll stop taking off her clothes when she stops profiting from it. I know I sound like a fussy school marm, so let me clarify: I don’t have a general problem with Kim’s repeated and constant nudity, whether it’s sex tapes or Playboy or W Magazine or all of the advertising Kim does as a cat-faced “model”. My problem is with the hypocrisy of a chick who is famous for taking her clothes off and this fake-demure act that Kim always pulls. Whatever.

Here’s another outfit from another night’s celebration of Kim’s birthday. The dress is funky, but Kim’s fake eyelashes have started taking on a life of their own:

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I love how jacked Kris Kardashian’s face is. I absolutely love it.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Lynn says:

    Oh yeah….’cause she’s famous for her modesty.

  2. Marjalane says:

    “Armenian Barbie” = Classic

  3. Samigirl says:

    Yes, I am curious as to how big a difference 29 1/2 is compared to 30. Jeeze, this chick is the exact definition of hypocrite.

  4. I think it’s best if she just doesn’t say anything else about being naked because we no that she’s good for a coming contradiction.

  5. Kaboom says:

    After I’ve seen the shadow of that butt I support her decision.

  6. Richi says:

    look at the 4whores posing!!! LOL!! i really can’t come to think of this chic having such a huge fan club!!! the whole family is gross and highly unethical!!!!

  7. ChillDivine says:

    It’s awfully difficult sometimes to be a feminist who passionately believes in the right and duty of women to have their voices heard… while at the same time wishing that family would just… shhh.

  8. Oi says:

    Whoever it is selling those eyelashes needs to take their sales trophy and go on vacation. When will people get that they are ugly?

    And yes, she’s a major hypocrite, etc etc

  9. pashmina says:

    She won’t do nudity now she’s 30?? Sounds like she’s already trying to negotiate up the price! “I said I wasn’t going to do it…. so, it’ll cost you more!”

  10. devilgirl says:

    I really hate the mother!

  11. ziggy says:

    she’ll do whatever it takes to keep her relevant.

  12. KJ says:

    I’m starting to hate this woman. If you pose nude, POSE NUDE. Just do it and own it, stop trying to pretend you’re above it when you’re waaaay below it. Truthfully, I’ve posed nude before for a friends photography project in college. Granted, my face wasn’t in the shots and they were more body part portraits that playboy style stuff, obviously, but who CARES? I’d do it again. It’s just a body. Nudity shouldn’t be that big of a deal. She needs to stop being a hypocrite and trying to act all holier than thou when she got famous for being peed on by Ray J on camera.

  13. euroschmuck says:

    I guess it is not her who is using their family brain cell today.

    If she thinks 30 is too old then cover it up all you want Kim, I dont like looking at you anyway!

  14. bros says:

    meanwhile she will just keep wearing dresses that are the sartorial equivalent of a pap smear. who does she think she is kidding? this is like a trash can getting all uppity and saying it refuses to accept any more stinky trash.

  15. Alaska says:

    Seriously, you’re so right about the fake-demure act. If she’s going to make a living out of her looks, she needs to own it. I’m so tired of hearing her crap.

  16. Wiley says:

    I’ve never seen an uglier group of women. The more they fix themselves the worse they look. Women need to stop immitating them because they just look stupid and people will laugh at you if you do use those products. Get some self esteem and just be yourselves because no one likes fake women. Her style has evolved into trailor park glam.

  17. Green Is Good says:

    bros: “she will just keep wearing dresses that are the sartorial equivalent of a pap smear.”.
    ************************************

    Ha ha ha!

    Seriously, Kim. Keep your damn clothes on. Your nudity ain’t edgy. It’s desperate and screams attention wh@re.

  18. kelBear says:

    Yeah seriously…enough with the lashes.

  19. poopie says:

    @wiley : ‘trailer park glam’
    Perfect description ! and yes, the MORE the girls do to themselves THE WORSE they get. where are THEIR HANDLERS? they need to stop lying to them about how great they (don’t) look !!!

  20. gg says:

    … because after you’ve practically displayed the inside of your vagina to the mass public, there’s really nothing left to show. Whoreface.

  21. Mia says:

    At the end of the day posing nude is all she can do to make money and stay famous, and deep down I think she knows it.

    It doesn’t seem like she is even trying to become an “actress” in cheesy flicks, because even that requires a certain degree of discipline, dedication and hard work.
    She gave an interview to Allure magazine and the writer said that near the end of it she could tell that Kim was getting bored. So it seems like she is unable to make money unless it involves some sort of instant gratification.

    I guess she ‘could’ hire a ghostwriter and put out some vapid celeb novel that will no doubt end up on the best-seller list.

  22. serena says:

    Lol. Is there someone who still believes what she says?
    Anyway I love Kourtney’s dress up and all. Kim.. urgh.. that dress was hideous.

  23. Nudgie says:

    She doesn’t do ANYTHING without an ulterior motive. I think she deserves a new nickname – from now on let’s call her “the Schemin’ Armenian.” ;)

  24. Cait says:

    She looks like a wax figure in that first pic…ugh.

  25. dj says:

    The hypocrisy is the problem. Thank you for succinctly summing that up for me!

  26. Jeri says:

    One of Kim K’s things seems to be totally ignoring her hypocrisy and never responding when she is called out for her two-facedness (is that a word?).

    She seems to totally be a dumb dark haired barbie with no attributes other then what is visible.

    Edit: Although, her only defense is that she totally has no defense.

  27. just saying says:

    KIM only needs pinochio’s nose.. It just keeps growing a growing all the BS she spouts to stay relevant. Sad everyone buys into it. That face has got to be frozen soon too..

  28. bettie says:

    She’s really getting on my nerves with her whole ‘Modest Act.” She’s such a hypocrite.

  29. Delta Juliet says:

    Wow…I can’t believe I’m typing this, but Khloe is the best looking one in that group shot.

  30. Kazoo81 says:

    she looks like a stuffed sausage.

  31. Annabelle says:

    ” this is like a trash can getting all uppity and saying it refuses to accept any more stinky trash ” teehee!

    I think she is weird & a major desperado….
    Age 30 is not too old, Its your mutherfckin prime! Its when most people come into their own, isn’t it? She is desperately insecure, but that has been obvious since she was first pictured with Paris. Usually I am up for defending people from the harsh comments but I can’t defend her. Like Mia said, even acting is too hard for Kim. She is an inflatable doll.

    AND I don’t like her in the white dress. Look how beautiful it is. It is delicate and pretty and was not made to be worn by a kardashian (kourtney might be able to pull it off actually but Kim? NO!)

  32. mommy says:

    and all of God’s people said….AMEN

  33. Malice says:

    Trash.

    Did Kim all of sudden decide she’s all sweet and innocent? Too late.

    For the sake of all the public, we are tired of seeing your gigantic ass(ets)

  34. erin says:

    I love you for posts like this. THANK YOU for saying publicly what we are all thinking! Old school marm? NO way! Keepin it real all the way.
    you are my new favorite blog.

  35. Str8Shooter says:

    TRASH. From the mother, all the way down the line. Anyone who willingly sells a sex tape to get a-HEAD (sorry, couldn’t resist) is just a whore, plain and simple.

    And for her mother to rejoice in it? Yep. She’s an even bigger WHORE.

  36. margie says:

    i c we have some haters here as usual.!

  37. margie says:

    i c we have some haters here as usual.!

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