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Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Drugs, Paris Hilton, Weight gain
37 Responses to “Paris Hilton quit smoking pot to combat munchie weight gain”
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As long as she’s not stoned behind the wheel of a care, I really don’t care what she does.
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geronimo-
delusional or narcissistic? -
Let’s be generous and say both!
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She is a useless piece of gabbage. Not being harsh but Why do we care again?
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Paris, Paris, Paris…
This is a novice mistake, you eat first– otherwise you waste a perfectly good high by eating, and that’s just not productive.
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Ohhhh, eat FIRST. Gotta try that
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The pot in the last picture looks very cheap and old!!! YUCK!
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That last pic looks like hashish. She can afford the good shit, I suppose.
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i smoke everyday and thank god i don’t get the munchies, well every once in a while but it’s mind over matter. if i feel like i’m starting to get the munchies i talk myself out of it. i can’t live without my smoke! well i could but i wouldn’t be happy about it.
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What a lame reason to quit smoking herb! Having the munchies has really never bothered me…
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You’re dumb Amy. Hashish resembles either a loose powder or a lump usually black or gold and about the consistency of clay. She doesn’t look like she has hash, she looks like she has PISS POOR WEED which, no matter HOW much money you have, is what you get when people simply dont like you! Dumb whores don’t get the good weed out in Cali!
I call bullshit on the whole thing. A long term smoker such as her cause use pot as an appetite suppressant and Paris has long been known to be bulimic and on every other drug known to man. I’m sure if she’s feeling fat she simply goes and sticks her finger down her throat and follows it up with a few lines of coke.
And Adderall, while it DOES make you lose weight…for a time…it gets to a point in your blood stream level where it suddenly “turns” on you and you gain a whole bunch of weight. THAT is probably what happened!!
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Same here, Bodhi. I was never adversely affected by munchies. I just ate at my normal times….
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Never got the munchies either. I guess Bodhi, cc and I are just hard core stoners.
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hehe *bubble, bubble, bubble*
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I always took Paris to be permastoned, but I never imagined her as a stoner. I figured she was snorting those fancy, high-end prescription pills, not smoking my sweet, sweet Mary Jane.
That being said, I miss my Mary. Soon enough, my sticky love, soon enough . . .
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What’s wrong with the munchies? You don’t have to eat the ENTIRE Sarah Lee cherry cheese cake!
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“Everyone should get a chance to be me. That’s why I created the world’s hottest hair extensions.”
That line right there is why she should die!
To Do List:
Step 1: Get me some arsenic to lace her lattes with - I’m coming to kill ya you narcissistic, self-entitled, egret-looking bitch!
Step 2: Check price of airline ticket from the here to LA.
Step 3: Decide to settle for seething hatred.
Step 4: Realize the bitch ain’t even worth it.
Step 5: Hopes she adds a tiger to her animal collection one of these days. Hopes she gets eaten by it.
Step 6: Make myself a banana, bailey’s and coconut cream smoothie. Carry on as before.
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Ooooh, while you’re making those smoothies, make one for me! I’m not stoned at the moment, but it sounds wicked good!
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It is Syko. It is. Really wish I could send you one. I turned 32 yesterday, took the day off from work today and I’ve been getting pleasantly buzzed since.
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Woot woot! Happy Birthday! That does sound mighty tasty
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Happy birthday, I choose me! Hope you have many many more!
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Heres a pretty amusing list of other celebs that enjoy the grass:
http://chicago.metromix.com/tv/photogallery/high-on-tv/456669/content
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What weight gain ? She could use a sammich or two, if you ask me.
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Happy Birthday “I Choose Me” !! Bailey’s and bowls for everyone!!! Bodhi, CC, and Syko, if you guys don’t mind the munchies you should SERIOUSLY invest in some “Yogos”. They are yogurt covered fruit snacks (find them next to all the other fruit snacks at your grocery store) and they are the NUMBER 1 best stoner food of all time! oh my god. they’re amazing!
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oo those sound great & semi-healthy!
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My condolences to the poor copywriter who was forced to regurgitate “Paris speak” to keep his/her job. As a former corporate copy slave, I feel your pain and wish you the best in your recovery.
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WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HER TRIP TO AFRICA? a total load of crap just as i suspected!
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wow thats some shitty looking weed
she could use some more munchies, shes so skinny
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The last thing I expect from her is self-control, you need to eat before you smoke, or just eat something small instead a bag of chips. I gained 15 lbs once from eating pints of ice cream after I smoked pot when I was 21. How old is she again? 27 you say?! What a dumb twat!
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wow! i though that pot smoking is making us thin>>’coz my bff is also smoking pot and she’s really skinny like a model…
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I used to manage a movie theater which Paris and pals would come to the midnight show blazed out of their giggly minds. She even once set off the fire alarms smoking in one of the bathrooms. By the time one of the attendants caught her smoking, her pot smoke from the joint she threw in the toilet set off the fire alarms and we had to evacuate the theater. Totally true story and she knows it.
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Beef Jerky is really good stoner food man followed by chocolate icecream
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i would tell her to stop because she could kill some brain cells, but really…who am i kidding?
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Wow, I’m going to have to go with the yogo’s. My favorite is trail mix with yogo’s, banana and peanut butter.
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Negative publicity is still publicity and I believe she’d do anything for attention. Check out the parody video of Paris on minimovie.com- it’s very funny and pokes fun at just how ridiculous her celebrity has become.
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You call that. celebrity? She has been fucked up since her blazedeption. I called her the (oh fuck, might as well) child of a two families of “poor” (pun intended)tycoons. Sad really.I envy bad genes. Then again…who really has the bad genes? Im from a family (insert divorce incurring now-child in middle mediating it and the business) (now talk about biological mothers educational genes with fathers poor farming low education genes). MMM! YUmmy! Doesnt that just scream a reference to the song “she’s got me suicidal suidcidal”. haha. no offense but all I can do is laugh about having all this crappy baggage. Great for finding a man who you spend your whole life waiting for…
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“Everyone should get a chance to be me.”
Link between this and too much pot? A permanently stoned state might go some way towards explaining this delusionment.
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