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Maybe my mind is just especially scattered today, what with Verizon and I taking a fatwa out against each other, but it really seems like today is the day for “no sh-t Sherlock” stories. Life & Style’s moment comes via the Cameron Diaz-Alex Rodriguez breakup. Now… did anyone think they were still together? Sources were reporting their split nearly a month ago, and Camy has already been spotted out and about (and possibly hooking up with) various dudes, including one sloshed night with Matthew Morrison. So… this story is only amusing because sources spell out why A-Rod and Camy couldn’t make it work: basically, the boning got boring and they realized they hated each other. Basically.
Life & Style can exclusively report that after almost seven months of dating, actress Cameron Diaz and Yankees player Alex Rodriguez have called it quits. “Cameron and A-Rod are no longer dating and have definitely parted ways,” a source tells Life & Style. “He just doesn’t like her anymore. That’s honestly the reason they split.”
Speculation of the breakup began when Cameron was seen leaving Morton’s Club in London with a mystery man on Oct. 19, while A-Rod was playing in the biggest game of the season. Just days later, she was caught leaving LA’s Bardot nightclub on Oct. 21 with Glee star Matthew Morrison. To add more fuel to the fire, A-Rod was seen partying in Las Vegas on Oct. 28 sans Cameron.
“A-Rod got a table at Haze night and a huge group of Romanian models happened to be at the very next table,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “A-Rod was chatting up a storm with the girls and spent the night hanging out with them.” He showed up at the opening of the JW Marriott Marquis Miami last night once again without Cameron.
The romance began in February, when the pair was spotted flirting and dancing at a Miami party the night before the Super Bowl. Since then, Cameron was spotted at A-Rod’s NYC apartment and a variety of hot spots, but they often tried to avoid the public eye. The couple haven’t been seen together since Sept. 22, when they enjoyed some late-night partying in NYC.
[From Life & Style]
The only reason I will forgive Camy for dating a meathead like this is because she didn’t flaunt it. She wasn’t all Kate Hudson-y about it, like the dick was so amazing and she needed the world to know. Camy knows good dong. And she knows “this too shall pass”. So just had fun, kept it quiet, rarely went out in public with A-Rod, and now she will try her best to pretend that sh-t never happened. Camy is kind of a slut-hero, isn’t she? No judgement, y’all. I respect her. She hit it and quit it, and now she’s all “It? I don’t know It.”
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Breakups, Cameron Diaz
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This guy must be reaaaally good in bed.
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Wow! The driver !
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Ha! The headline on this cracked me up!
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What Garbriela said. He is so loathsome, that could be the only possible explanation.
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lol @ slut-hero…but do tell kaiser what’s the dramz with verizon? they’ve been pissing me off alot lately as well.
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He’s Dominican, which is rather biased on my part since my bf is as well – so it really does explain his appeal in bed.
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A-Roid is so good looking, it’s really too bad he’s such a douche/crybaby/sore loser/poor sportsman.
(and I say that meaning he has poor sportsmanship, not that he’s a bad player.)
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He better be great in bed, cuz he’s not the prettiest boy in the dugout.
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Glad she moved on, he seems sleazy.
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She is soooooo gross
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She has the strangest looks: one photo I see her and I’m “GAHHHHH” the next photo she looks pretty? Enigma.
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@Raven Sparrow that driver is Matthew Morrison. isn’t he yummy? he is a ladies man up the whazoo and you can clean your clothes on his washboard abs.
GO GLEE!!!!
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I think you hit the nail right on the head with this one. I totally envy Cam too. I wish I could be a player like her; get some good man meat, and get on with my day. Oh well.
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Another victim of cheek inplants/injections. Looks awful.
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A-Fraud’s only lifelong love will be himself. He’s a cheating (at baseball) narcissistic douchebag.
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I like her. There’s no drama about her.
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ha ha.. it is not that hard to be like her girls! Just go out and have fun!
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She’s definitely one of my slut heroes. A while ago I thought she was gonna go all Jennifer Aniston on us, but she’s just a girl that likes to screw hot guys. And when she’s done, she’s done. Washing her hands clean of A-Rod was a good thing. She got her some full time dick and bounced when shit got repetitive. That’s my kinda ho.
She’s not aging very well, though. Like, at all. But I still love her.
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Do you actually break up with someone you’re sportfcuking? I never thought they were “dating”.
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“A while ago I thought she was gonna go all Jennifer Aniston on us, but she’s just a girl that likes to screw hot guys.”
I don’t know – I think she is looking for something real (look how long she was with JT) but doesn’t waste time if it’s not working out (unlike Jessica Biel). She’s got that ‘guyish’ ability to not get too emotionally involved to be able to see the big picture. That’s my take anyhow.
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I respect that she does not get all sanctimonious and hypocritical by pretending she doesn’t like sex. Yea, you Go Camy! I’m living vicariously through you (what little info. your discretion and stealthiness allows to slip out to the media)! Another reason, to like her.
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She doesn’t learn. She always dates morons, probably because she is similar. Let’s be balanced here. She isn’t an Einstein about dating.
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@Obvious,
Never watched Glee so thanks for the info, I didn’t know him! And yes he is yummy
You think Camy is scrubbing her panties on his washboard abs?
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I think it’s Time to Have a Show called “Dating with the Stars” and we get all the stars who are losers in love like: Diaz, Aniston, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jesse James etc and see if we can hook them up. Or the stars could be computer matched to three compatiable average Joe contestants who compete to go out on a date with one of the stars.
What do you reckon?
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I so don’t get the hype with this dude
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yikes. I just don’t get the whole A-rod thing. he looks like something out of a batcave. well, then again, Cam hasn’t aged all that gracefully.
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She isn’t aging very well. A-Rod is prettier than her.
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A-Rod looks kind of guido-esque in these pics…
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My only comment on this post, until you have seen this man in person and stood next to him, you cannot appreciate how good looking he is.
I have said it before on this board, his pictures do not do him justice.
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I like Cam as well. She has become a really good actress. She keeps her political views to herself. She carries herself with respect. She has an awesome sense of style. And she had the sense enough not to take his calls when Tom Brady rang her up a few years back. LOVE HER!
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Why is it that Cameron Diaz always looks cracked out in every pic???
I know she’s a lush and all, but seriously she always looks cracked out.
btw A-Rod is no prize. He’s fucking ugly as shit!!!!!
Some girls are annoying to guys and she may be one of them? But even the most annoying chick can find a match. hopefully hers hasn’t OD’d yet.
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While I don’t get his appeal, I do admire the way Cameron carries out her hook-ups. No endless gushing about true love from this one everytime she meets a new guy *cough*Jessica Simpson*cough*
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